>>83753898>>83754432>>83754902Cartman also still has the V-Chip, depending on whether time erasure is still in effect, which it is not inside imagination zones like Ninjaverse and Imaginationland. He also still has an alien probe, and supernatural lying, which is an actual comic book superpower. Butters has a connection to Imaginationland, rage induced Hawaiian super competence, and lethal dance moves. Shelly has super strength that even effects the adult world. Kyle has manifested drastic psychic powers twice apart from his non-canon possession by Damien, and is a were-Jersey.
Cock magic may come into play. Satan owes Stan a favor, and he has social media powers, since he defeated facebook and aliens follow his twitter, since he can apparently nominate people for things. Micheal may owe Kenny a favor, depending on whether Cthulhu magic trumps divine magic for memory wipes. Towlie is a damned robot.