Viacom
>Father of Nick-tan, Comedy Central-tan, and MTV-tan.
>A snide and grumpy old man at war with the corporate world
>Never seen without his three-piece Men’s Warehouse suit and his briefcase
>Talks in a disinterested monotone
>Has a perpetual thousand-yard stare like a dead fish
>Loves to prove his authority; often makes brash monetary decisions “because he can”
>As a father, he’s a strict disciplinarian. He isn’t the kind to give his daughters things they haven’t earned.
>Out of his three kids, the one he watches the closest is Nick. Comedy Central seems to support herself pretty well, so he’s not worried. MTV said she could make all her own decisions after she turned 18, and he let go ever since. (Even though he wishes he hadn’t.)
Turner
>Father of CN-tan, [as]-tan, and Boomerang
>Looks like an exact duplicate of Ted Turner
>Raised all three of his daughters on the Hannah-Barbera cartoons he watched when he was a kid, then watched as it slowly became a phase they all broke out of
>Encourages his kids to do great, even though he has no idea what they hell they’re up to most of the time
Disney
>Biological father of Disney-tan, JR-tan, and XD-tan
>Adopted father of Marvel-tan, Lucasfilm-tan, ABC-tan...
>On the surface level, he’s a sweet old man with a sense of childlike wonder
>Has by far the closest relationship with his kids
>Is the strictest of all three fathers. Will force his kids never to act out and to stay in line with his personality because, “The family has an image to uphold.”
HBO
>A jaded hotter older guy, questioning why he is being surrounded by children.
>Gives the impression of a smooth, sophisticated older gentleman
>Sees himself as an art connoisseur, because he only accepts the finest in entertainment
>Is actually just a documentary-watching pervert with some good tastes
>Rolls his eyes at the "simple-minded prudes" who surround him
