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POTENTIAL "JUSTICE LEAGUE" TITLES REVEALED

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 13:13:54 2016 No.83442069 View Reply Original Report

>Justice League: United
>Justice League: Angels and Demons
>Justice League: Gods Among Us
>Justice League: Gods Among Men

Plus new WB/DC movies will be released in October 2nd, 2020, April 16th, 2021, July 2nd, 2021, and November 5th, 2021.

http://www.comicbookmovie.com/justice_league/possible-titles-for-zack-snyders-justice-league-movies-revealed-a142282

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 13:14:30 No.83442085 Report

Quoted By: >>83442093

What's wrong with just calling it "Justice League"?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 13:14:53 No.83442093 Report

Quoted By: >>83442107

>>83442085
Not deep enough.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 13:15:43 No.83442107 Report

Quoted By: >>83442194 >>83442346 >>83443948 >>83444613 >>83455495

>>83442093
Fuck. What about "Justice League: This One Doesn't Suck We Swear"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 13:16:35 No.83442123 Report

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>>83442069
They should call it Justice League: They Will Fight Darkseid

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 13:16:42 No.83442125 Report

Quoted By: >>83442178 >>83447847 >>83456646

>>83442069
>Justice League: Angels and Demons
SNYDEEEEERRRRR

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 13:17:19 No.83442136 Report

Quoted By: >>83442196 >>83442284 >>83442406

I refuse to believe that after BvS's catastrophic reception they would already be adding 4 movies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 13:17:32 No.83442139 Report

Quoted By: >>83443721 >>83445143 >>83456646

>>83442069
>Justice League: Angels and Demons
Fuck subtlety, eh Zack?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 13:18:05 No.83442154 Report

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>>83442069
>Justice League: The newest testament

Spoiler !G06lKU6JL.

Spoiler !G06lKU6JL. Fri 03 Jun 2016 13:19:02 No.83442172 Report

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>>83442069
Those last two are just asking for trouble since casuals are upset at the knightmare sequence and how it protrays Supes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 13:19:29 No.83442178 Report

Quoted By: >>83442844

>>83442125
Darksnyde does it again!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 13:20:05 No.83442194 Report

Quoted By:

>>83442107
Kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 13:20:10 No.83442196 Report

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>>83442136
>WB execs
>doing something stupid
Pick two

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 13:22:16 No.83442235 Report

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>>83442069
>Justice League: Poop, like from a Butt
>Justice League: 9% Rotten
>Justice League: Why do you make me hurt you? I love you

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 13:23:12 No.83442251 Report

Quoted By: >>83442372

>going for all the religious references
>not going for pic related

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 13:23:36 No.83442267 Report

Quoted By: >>83442286 >>83442355 >>83442853

>>83442069
>Justice League: Gods Among Us
>Justice League: Gods Among Men
What's the difference? Who are "us", if not normal humans?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 13:24:35 No.83442284 Report

Quoted By: >>83442406

>>83442136
"Catastrophic" is a bit much. Last I heard it's less profitable than Man of Steel, but still hundreds of millions of dollars in the black.
That's obviously good enough for them to muddle through. And they could always be hoping that they can get the later spinoffs to somehow outperform their predecessors.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 13:24:37 No.83442286 Report

Quoted By:

>>83442267
Reptilians

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 13:25:15 No.83442299 Report

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>>83442069
>Justice League: Angels and Demons

God fucking Dammit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 13:28:13 No.83442346 Report

Quoted By: >>83442370

>>83442107
The twist is that it actually does suck.

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Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 13:28:45 No.83442355 Report

Quoted By: >>83442528

>>83442267
"Men" implies an exclusively male group

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 13:29:29 No.83442370 Report

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>>83442346
Wouldn't the twist be the movie actually being good? I seriously doubt at this point anyone actually expects it to be good. They're 2/2 in the shit department

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 13:29:32 No.83442372 Report

Quoted By: >>83442397 >>83452341

>>83442251
fuck off grant this shit works only on paper

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 13:31:14 No.83442397 Report

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>>83442372
hey it fits snyders fifth world shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 13:31:36 No.83442406 Report

Quoted By: >>83442432

>>83442136
>>83442284
It's not 4 new movies, these are four potential titles for what we've been calling Justice League Parts 1 and 2

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 13:33:27 No.83442432 Report

Quoted By: >>83442500

>>83442406
Did you read the last line Anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 13:34:39 No.83442455 Report

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>>83442069
>Justice League: The Snappenig
>Justice League: DaVinci Code
>Justice League: Revelation

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 13:35:20 No.83442465 Report

Quoted By: >>83446023

Justice League: Paradise Lost

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 13:37:18 No.83442500 Report

Quoted By: >>83442571

>>83442432
That could be for non-JL films like the DC Girls one

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 13:38:56 No.83442528 Report

Quoted By: >>83442680

>>83442355
Said only retards and fishermen, the latter of which describing you

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 13:39:57 No.83442547 Report

Quoted By:

Justice League 2: The Search For More Money

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 13:41:28 No.83442565 Report

Quoted By:

Justice League: Snyderpoint

Spoiler !G06lKU6JL.

Spoiler !G06lKU6JL. Fri 03 Jun 2016 13:41:49 No.83442571 Report

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>>83442500
That is excatky what it is. Four more DC comic book based films.
We aren't getting four JL movies

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 13:42:36 No.83442588 Report

Quoted By:

>>83442069
>Justice League: Mourning of Justice

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 13:47:07 No.83442654 Report

Quoted By: >>83442668

Justice League: This deed has so been willed where One can do Whatever He wills

Or, if Snyder wants to go full pretentious,
>Justice League: Vuolsi così colà dove si puol dove si puote ciò che si vuole e più non dimandare

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 13:47:53 No.83442668 Report

Quoted By: >>83442712 >>83442766

>>83442654
>not something in classical Latin

pls

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 13:48:20 No.83442680 Report

Quoted By: >>83442695 >>83442783

>>83442528
Did you mean the former or is "fishermen" somehow a stronger insult than "retard"?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 13:49:26 No.83442695 Report

Quoted By:

>>83442680
>check out this fisherman

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 13:50:31 No.83442712 Report

Quoted By:

>>83442668
DC is Square-Enix now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 13:50:52 No.83442718 Report

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Reminder that Snyder is rumored to be gone after JL1

SAVE US CEREAL KING

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 13:52:04 No.83442743 Report

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>>83442069
JUSTice League

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 13:53:32 No.83442766 Report

Quoted By: >>83442870

>>83442668
>Using a language that is still taught in some schools instead of a literally dead language.
Check this false pretentious one

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 13:54:21 No.83442783 Report

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>>83442680
Of course it is, you fucking fisherman.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 13:57:21 No.83442844 Report

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>>83442178
DARKSNYDE IS

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 13:57:46 No.83442853 Report

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>>83442267
The former feels more grounded, the latter has more epic grandeur

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 13:57:49 No.83442855 Report

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>>83442069
>Justice League: Angels and Demons
MUH RELIGIOUS SYMBOLISM: THE MOVIE
Please make it stop.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 13:58:41 No.83442870 Report

Quoted By: >>83442949

>>83442766
Mel don't you have some kikes to yell at?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 14:03:23 No.83442949 Report

Quoted By: >>83443005

>>83442870
That's only from 5 pm to 7 am, right now I have time to focus on you

I don't really know who this Mel is supposed to be, actually

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 14:04:13 No.83442958 Report

Quoted By:

>ruins the JLU acronym
>more bible shit that is universally hated
>ruining a mediocre game title
>still more god shit
FUXK OFFFFF SNYDER

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 14:06:45 No.83443005 Report

Quoted By: >>83443118

>>83442949
Mel "Jews caused all wars in the world" Gibson.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 14:14:11 No.83443118 Report

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>>83443005
He's a fool, cause they didn't.

they caused the ones that mattered tho

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 14:17:46 No.83443176 Report

Quoted By:

>>83442069
>not Justice League: Takbir
get your shit together ben

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 14:22:47 No.83443259 Report

Quoted By:

>Justice League: Superman is kinda like Jesus, did you get it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 14:25:42 No.83443306 Report

Quoted By:

>Justice League, Superman is literally Jesus. Deep amirite?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 14:41:37 No.83443522 Report

Quoted By: >>83443632 >>83443777

Not Justice League: Psalms or Justice League: New Testament? What about Justice League: The Flood? Justice League: The Passion of the Kryptonian?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 14:43:37 No.83443556 Report

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>>83442069
just scrap it already

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 14:44:37 No.83443574 Report

Quoted By:

>>83442069

Justice League: Religion!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 14:47:36 No.83443632 Report

Quoted By:

>>83443522
Justice League: Genesis would be a pretty good name for the first movie

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 14:49:38 No.83443663 Report

Quoted By: >>83443924

>>83442069
>Justice League: Gods Among Us
Just like the hit videogame!

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Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 14:50:25 No.83443683 Report

Quoted By: >>83444342

>>83442069
I personally was hoping for "Dawn of The Justice League, Part 1" and "Dawn of The Justice League, Part 2".

Also this captcha.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 14:52:37 No.83443721 Report

Quoted By: >>83444516 >>83455469

>>83442139
Can't afford to be subtle when you beat the audience over the heads with the plot and they still don't understand it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 14:52:56 No.83443725 Report

Quoted By:

people will still defend this shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 14:54:31 No.83443748 Report

Quoted By:

Someone post that pic of the marvel actors all happy and laughing in an interview while the dc guys are dead serious and almost crying.

I feel like the DC guys right now while everyone else is the marvel guys.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 14:55:51 No.83443777 Report

Quoted By:

>>83443522
The Flood would be nice for an Aquaman-focused film
That would never be made because he's "nobody's favorite superhero" I am Nobody

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 14:59:12 No.83443834 Report

Quoted By: >>83443855 >>83443960

No. Just stop.

They're fucking comicbook superheroes! Not gods or demons!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 15:00:29 No.83443855 Report

Quoted By:

>>83443834
But don't you see the American mythology they represent? It's probably too deep a concept for you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 15:00:32 No.83443856 Report

Quoted By:

>Justice League: Bite Hard, We're Going In Dry

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 15:02:59 No.83443885 Report

Quoted By:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 15:05:00 No.83443924 Report

Quoted By: >>83444476 >>83444532

>>83443663
This association between Injustice and the movies just makes me worried that Injustice 2 will be more like the movies.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 15:05:39 No.83443933 Report

Quoted By: >>83444077 >>83444186 >>83444190

>>83442069
>Justice League: Angels and Demons
>Justice League: Gods Among Us
>Justice League: Gods Among Men

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 15:06:25 No.83443948 Report

Quoted By:

>>83442107
>Fuck. What about "Justice League: This One Doesn't Suck We Swear"
TO THE ONE THAT WAS MADE IN THE 90'S?!

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Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 15:06:51 No.83443958 Report

Quoted By: >>83443983 >>83444712 >>83448098

Just get rid of Zach. Everyone will be happy

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 15:06:54 No.83443960 Report

Quoted By: >>83444126 >>83444376

>>83443834

But they were angels and demons in some runs, or greek gods even.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 15:07:58 No.83443983 Report

Quoted By:

>>83443958
I'm surprised no one's made a washed out edit of this

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 15:12:56 No.83444077 Report

Quoted By:

>>83443933
Man, just what the fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 15:15:59 No.83444126 Report

Quoted By: >>83444152

>>83443960
Name one GOOD run that made the DC characters religious analogues.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 15:18:12 No.83444152 Report

Quoted By: >>83444376

>>83444126

Pretty much any Grant Morrison comic. I specially loved JLA where the group was pretty much like the Greek Pantheon. I always enjoyed the Hephaestus Steel. Pretty cool take on that character.

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Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 15:20:10 No.83444186 Report

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>>83443933
>that faint image of Snyder dressed as Jesus in the background

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 15:20:31 No.83444190 Report

Quoted By: >>83444228

>>83443933
>>Justice League: Angels and Demons
>>Justice League: Gods Among Us
>>Justice League: Gods Among Men
So many fedoras in this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 15:22:30 No.83444217 Report

Quoted By: >>83444280

>>83442069
>they're using the Injustice subtitle

>JL DARK WHEN
>BASED DEL TORO WILL SAVE US
>RIGHT AFTER HELLBOY 3 HE SAID

they took his prep work

and they used

his prep work

when will you filthy children understand

it was never going to be a Constantine-led movie NOBODY LIKES CONSTANTINE

NOBODY EVER LIKED CONSTANTINE

they took your gritty comic books and your relentlessly samey quicktime-buttonmash vidya and they made a baby for the new millennium

this antichrist will destroy you all

>Plus new WB/DC movies will be released in October 2nd, 2020, April 16th, 2021, July 2nd, 2021, and November 5th, 2021.

"oh they should fire Snyder"

"can't believe he'll hang on after this"

he's just scored four more titles as producer, eat shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 15:23:06 No.83444228 Report

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>>83444190
hope it was a fedora. These will be just shit tons of ""muh symbolism""

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 15:26:21 No.83444280 Report

Quoted By: >>83444716

>>83444217
So are you saying we should kill Snyder?

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Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 15:30:02 No.83444342 Report

Quoted By: >>83444463 >>83444576

>>83443683
Yeah, that sounds way better. They had some clever subtitles for BvS when it was gonna be a two parter

>BvS 1: Knightfall
>BvS 2: Dawn of Justice

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 15:32:19 No.83444376 Report

Quoted By: >>83444442

>>83444152
>>83443960
Eeeh, the thing is people like Morrison draw parallels with deities in the fun, more mythical way. It's more mystical/epic than religious, at least from what i can tell, i can't claim i've read every single Morrison comic

Snyder doesn't do the same. Yeah, he made Luthor namedrop stuff like Prometheus and shit, but in the end he had a preference for an abrahamic deity, made it all about omnipotence, people literally worshipping (for better or worse), and evil guys being compared to Satan. It's not the same kind of borrowed epic imagery

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 15:34:07 No.83444418 Report

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>>83442069
What is Snyder's obsession with gratuitous subtitles? Batman V Superman didn't need the "Dawn of Justice" tacked on to the end.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 15:35:36 No.83444442 Report

Quoted By:

>>83444376

Nah, Morrison played plenty with abrahamic. He pretty much turned the New Gods into angels and demons, with Darkseid being the God of Evil, something he had never been before. Morrison also turned the Monitors into angels.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 15:36:30 No.83444462 Report

Quoted By:

>>83444444

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 15:36:35 No.83444463 Report

Quoted By: >>83444742

>>83444342
Shame that rumor ended up not being true. With 4 hours of footage, it really should have been broken up into two movies instead of one with all of the context, and character development removed to make room for action set pieces.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 15:37:13 No.83444476 Report

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>>83443924
Well we'll see it a few days how Injustice 2 looks.

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Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 15:40:18 No.83444516 Report

Quoted By: >>83444536

>>83443721
>It's a "People didn't like BvS because it was too deep and complex for them and not just a fundamentally bad movie" episode

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 15:41:02 No.83444528 Report

Quoted By:

I would think JUSTICE LEAGUE would be enough Snyder. But you can't leave anything alone can you?
>Justice League: GET IT?
>Justice League: New Testament
>Justice League: Please Read the Pamphlet Under Your Seat

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 15:41:04 No.83444532 Report

Quoted By:

>>83443924
Snyder is so shit even Injustice managed to be a so-bad-its-good situation and people are worried his retarded vision will taint fucking Injustice Comics.

I'm too high for this world, how can WB keep getting away with this shit?

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Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 15:41:20 No.83444536 Report

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>>83444516
>It was just too deep for a small mind like yours, kid

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 15:42:06 No.83444550 Report

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>>83442069
Justice league JUST: dawn of slow motion

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Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 15:43:10 No.83444572 Report

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Holy shit, is this madman actually doing this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 15:43:39 No.83444576 Report

Quoted By: >>83444703

>>83444342
2 problems with that
1. That was never true, someone just made it on photoshop and took a blurry angled image
2. It was Enter the Knight

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 15:44:23 No.83444589 Report

Quoted By: >>83455469 >>83455754

I'm starting to think that no movie, no matter how good, would be enough for DC fans. It seems everybody has their own weird head-canon about how these characters need to be.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 15:44:47 No.83444595 Report

Quoted By: >>83444626

>Justice League: Of Latter-Day Saints

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 15:44:50 No.83444597 Report

Quoted By: >>83444649 >>83444671 >>83447898 >>83452248 >>83452301 >>83456689

>>83442069
SNYDER!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 15:45:51 No.83444613 Report

Quoted By:

>>83442107
>Justice League: this is one Snyder's last one we promise

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 15:46:27 No.83444621 Report

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>three movies in one year beginning 2020

I was hoping DC would avoid adding to the saturation.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 15:46:36 No.83444626 Report

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>>83444595

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 15:47:27 No.83444649 Report

Quoted By:

>>83444597

>one New God, an actual Greek God and two men with the power of gods

That pic is fucking retarded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 15:48:03 No.83444658 Report

Quoted By: >>83444777 >>83445057

>>83442069
Just go full edge already if you are not gonna do a good job
>justice league X
>justice league eXtreme
>justice league blood of justice
>justice league bleeding gods
>justice league the darkness of my heart

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 15:49:11 No.83444671 Report

Quoted By: >>83445545

>>83444597
Wait, I haven't read DC since 2011 or something, when did Batman became Metron?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 15:50:24 No.83444702 Report

Quoted By:

>>83442069
>Justice League: Age of Mongul
>Justice League Origins: Hourman
>Justice League: Die Batman Die!
>Justice League: Rise of The Martian Manhunter
>Jussticke Logue: Tor o Babe-al

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 15:50:27 No.83444703 Report

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>>83444576
>That was never true
Goddammit. I wanted to believe.

>It was Enter the Knight
Ah shit, yes it is. I can't even get fakes right.

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Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 15:50:56 No.83444712 Report

Quoted By:

>>83443958
Man I feel bad for them. They don't deserve Snyder.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 15:51:05 No.83444716 Report

Quoted By: >>83444797

>>83444280
I think he's saying we should rape him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 15:52:43 No.83444742 Report

Quoted By: >>83445503

>>83444463
What is it with directors turning in cuts of these corporate product movies that they know are about twice as long as the executives want them to be?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 15:53:07 No.83444755 Report

Quoted By: >>83445610

>>83442069
JUSTice League: Fall of Boxoffice

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 15:54:33 No.83444777 Report

Quoted By: >>83444800

>>83444658
Those all seem half edge IMO, anon.
>Justice League: Genocide for Justice
however...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 15:55:32 No.83444792 Report

Quoted By: >>83444817 >>83444821 >>83444824 >>83444877 >>83446590

>>83442069
Justice League: Children of Marthas

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Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 15:55:44 No.83444797 Report

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>>83444716

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 15:55:47 No.83444798 Report

Quoted By: >>83444814 >>83445104 >>83445713 >>83447122 >>83447809 >>83457015

14 June 2013 - Man of Steel
25 March 2016 - Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
5 August 2016 - Suicide Squad
2 June 2017 - Wonder Woman
17 November 2017 - Justice League Part One
16 March 2018 - The Flash
27 July 2018 - Aquaman
5 October 2018 - Unknown DC Films Project
5 April 2019 - Shazam
14 June 2019 - Justice League Part Two
1 November 2019 - Unknown DC Films Project
3 April 2020 - Cyborg
24 July 2020 - Green Lantern Corps
2 October 2020 - Unknown DC Films Project
16 April 2021 - Unknown DC Films Project
2 July 2021 - Unknown DC Films Project
5 November 2021 - Unknown DC Films Project

Undated DC Films Projects:
>Lobo
>Dark Universe/Justice League Dark
>Batman (Solo)
>Man of Steel 2
>Suicide Squad 2
>Booster Gold
>Harley Quinn

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 15:55:54 No.83444800 Report

Quoted By:

>>83444777
Justice league snap of justice

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 15:56:39 No.83444814 Report

Quoted By: >>83445870

>>83444798
Didn't Cyborg get canned?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 15:56:43 No.83444817 Report

Quoted By:

>>83444792

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 15:57:02 No.83444821 Report

Quoted By:

>>83444792
Man of murder vs manchild of pedophilia

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 15:57:10 No.83444824 Report

Quoted By:

>>83444792
WHY DID YOU SSSSSAY THAT NAME?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 15:57:54 No.83444839 Report

Quoted By: >>83446528

>Justice League: United
>Justice League: Angels and Demons
>Justice League: The Da Vinci Code
>Justice League: The Lost Symbol
>Justice League: Inferno

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 15:59:12 No.83444857 Report

Quoted By:

>>83442069
>Justice League: SUPERMAN IS SPACE JESUS WHY CAN'T YOU CHUCKLEFUCKS SEE IT

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 16:00:36 No.83444877 Report

Quoted By:

>>83444792
Wonder Woman is going to meet a woman named ????? who is going to be like a surrogate mother to her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 16:02:06 No.83444903 Report

Quoted By: >>83444946

>Justice League: DEUS VULT

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 16:02:27 No.83444911 Report

Quoted By: >>83444983 >>83445121 >>83445147 >>83445228

Alright guys, I've got it. A great title for this movie. It's a little crazy, but just bear with me for a second alright. Give it a chance?

You ready? Okay, here it is:

Justice League

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 16:04:19 No.83444946 Report

Quoted By:

>>83444903
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 16:05:55 No.83444983 Report

Quoted By:

>>83444911
Love it, it's perfect.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 16:06:26 No.83444995 Report

Quoted By:

>Justice League: Gods Among Us
So is the DCEU the Injustice universe?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 16:07:03 No.83445011 Report

Quoted By:

>>83442069
Why don't they just come out and name it "Justice League: Lex Luthor Was Right" at this rate?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 16:09:06 No.83445057 Report

Quoted By:

>>83444658
>DC starts the 90's of capemovies
POTTERY
O
T
T
E
R
Y

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 16:11:57 No.83445104 Report

Quoted By: >>83445870

>>83444798
JLD got cannwd after Del Toro left, didn't it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 16:12:59 No.83445121 Report

Quoted By:

>>83444911
That sounds gay. I bet you expect people in costumes to have conversations with each other too faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 16:14:09 No.83445143 Report

Quoted By: >>83445160

>>83442139
Yeah fuck it, this is probably Snyder's last so may as well go with a bang. Religious images everywhere, jl workout session to see all dem manly torsos, Batman gets raped by parademons, 5 minutes sex scene, Darkseid's grey penis.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 16:14:25 No.83445147 Report

Quoted By:

>>83444911
Are you high?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 16:15:28 No.83445160 Report

Quoted By: >>83445186 >>83448552

>>83445143
But will I get Batman raping the Joker?

That's all I want, then Snyder can leave.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 16:17:26 No.83445186 Report

Quoted By: >>83448552

>>83445160
Snyder would make Joker rape Bats.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 16:19:57 No.83445228 Report

Quoted By: >>83445254 >>83445342

>>83444911
Those dogs are super-cute. I love labs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 16:21:06 No.83445254 Report

Quoted By:

>>83445228

True, same.

I have two (yellow and chocolate) and I love them to death.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 16:25:43 No.83445342 Report

Quoted By:

>>83445228
I love lamp

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 16:33:40 No.83445503 Report

Quoted By:

>>83444742
Maybe they truly have a specific vision (good or bad) for a movie and just film and film and film and the studio quickly finds they used up a lot of money and the original cut, while still paced well, is too long for a blockbuster. So they ask for the film to be cut to a certain runtime so they can hit their screening projections.

There's nothing inherently wrong with a director wanting to film a long movie. It's just that once you go over a certain amount of money, the studio is gonna be watching over you to make sure they make their money back.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 16:34:36 No.83445528 Report

Quoted By:

>>83442069
>>Justice League: Angels and Demons
>>Justice League: Gods Among Us
>>Justice League: Gods Among Men
Are you fucking serious?

>Injustice: Gods Among Us
There's no way they don't know

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 16:35:24 No.83445545 Report

Quoted By:

>>83444671
During Geoff Johns' last JL arc, Darkseid War.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 16:37:31 No.83445591 Report

Quoted By: >>83445679 >>83445685

So, what's the fucking problem with Snyder?, why is he still directing DC movies?, why he does this kind of retarded shit?, no one around him has the balls to tell him how fucking stupid it is?, is this how they are supposed to dethrone marvel?, what a fucking joke, at this rate fucking hasbro cinematic universe will be better than this shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 16:38:11 No.83445610 Report

Quoted By: >>83445695 >>83445731

>>83444755
What exactly does this JUST meme mean?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 16:40:24 No.83445661 Report

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How about
Justice League: The Crusades

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 16:40:45 No.83445672 Report

Quoted By:

>>83442069
I want off Snyder's garbage ride.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 16:40:53 No.83445679 Report

Quoted By:

>>83445591
>why is he still directing DC movies

because he paid for the development work and was signed for probably six pictures

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 16:40:59 No.83445685 Report

Quoted By:

>>83445591
Extreme nepotism

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 16:41:39 No.83445695 Report

Quoted By:

>>83445610
Short for "Just Fuck Me Up" or "Just Fuck My Shit Up"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 16:42:23 No.83445713 Report

Quoted By: >>83446173 >>83448246

>>83444798
I would legitimately be shocked if half of these even happen.

Suicide Squad is basically going to dictate the future of DC adaptations.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 16:42:58 No.83445722 Report

Quoted By:

>>83442069
Justice League: Return of Superman

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 16:43:15 No.83445731 Report

Quoted By:

>>83445610
It's more of a /tv/ thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYKeQczkFfM

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 16:49:41 No.83445870 Report

Quoted By:

>>83444814
>>83445104
Not officially

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 16:49:44 No.83445871 Report

Quoted By:

>Gods
>Angels
>Demons

KISAMA
SNNYYDDAAAAAA

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 16:55:43 No.83445991 Report

Quoted By:

Darkseid is going to be the literal Devil and Apocolypse is going to just be Hell.

Screencap this for when Snyder releases Justice League: Sunday School in a few years.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 16:57:48 No.83446023 Report

Quoted By:

Why does Snyder need a fucking subtitle for his movies now?

>>83442465
I actually would not mind this title though

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 17:03:26 No.83446167 Report

Quoted By: >>83446555

>>83442069
>Justice League: United

too bland.

>Justice League: Angels and Demons

FUCKING SNYDER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Justice League: Gods Among Us
>Justice League: Gods Among Men

Nothing wrong with these, they fit the themes of the previous movies and aren't as cringey as the one above.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 17:03:42 No.83446173 Report

Quoted By:

>>83445713
I feel like Suicide Squad is not going to be bad but it's not going to be good enough.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 17:18:18 No.83446528 Report

Quoted By: >>83446584

>>83444839
>Justice League: Digital Fortress

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 17:19:18 No.83446555 Report

Quoted By: >>83446673

>>83446167
How about Justice League United STATES OF MERICA

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 17:20:28 No.83446584 Report

Quoted By:

>>83446528
I like how Evans had to hold himself from bashing the back of his head off the floor.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 17:20:36 No.83446590 Report

Quoted By:

>>83444792

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 17:22:19 No.83446638 Report

Quoted By:

>Justice League: Angels and Demons

The justice league vs the catholic church sounds rad as hell

Vash17

Vash17 Fri 03 Jun 2016 17:23:52 No.83446673 Report

Quoted By: >>83446844

>>83446555

>Justice League: Freedom Ain't Free

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 17:27:28 No.83446762 Report

Quoted By: >>83446870 >>83446965 >>83449509

All this atheist
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
fedora tipping by /co/ over a possible subtitle is actually kinda hilarious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 17:31:30 No.83446844 Report

Quoted By: >>83446965

>>83446673
>Justice League: Pearl Harbor was a terrible movie

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 17:32:31 No.83446870 Report

Quoted By:

>>83446762
I don't think this is the problem that people are having here, Anon.

Vash17

Vash17 Fri 03 Jun 2016 17:36:30 No.83446965 Report

Quoted By: >>83448333

>>83446762

>implying it has anything to do with aethism

Angels and Demons literally sounds like a parody subtitle you'd give a Snyder movie. I bet there's plenty of good God-fearing Christians who thinks his awful handling of religious iconography is terrible and ham-handed too.

Also it brings up memories of Dan Brown, who ahs the rare distinction of being a demonstrably worse writer then Snyder or Goyer. Not a great look, though I might watch it if Batman jumped out of an exploding helicopter and slowed his fall with his tweed jacket he turned into an impromptu parachute like Langdon did in that book.

>>83446844

>Justice League: Everybody Gets AIDS

I might watch that one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 17:37:49 No.83447005 Report

Quoted By: >>83447189

What are the people in New Genesis called? This being subtitled That & Parademons would be rad

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 17:38:10 No.83447012 Report

Quoted By: >>83447177 >>83457721

>>83442069
>Justice League: Flashpoint

It'd end with a reboot of the DCEU that's actually in character.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 17:40:22 No.83447073 Report

Quoted By:

>>83442069
I hope they pick Gods Among Is, so that people can more easily make the connection between this and Injustice

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 17:42:03 No.83447122 Report

Quoted By:

>>83444798
by the time MoS 2 comes around, Cavill will be bald

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 17:43:50 No.83447177 Report

Quoted By:

>>83447012
Well the TV show just set up Flashpoint, and they've already been to some of the multiverse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 17:44:16 No.83447189 Report

Quoted By: >>83447945

>>83447005
New Gods?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 18:08:34 No.83447809 Report

Quoted By: >>83447905 >>83448075 >>83448645 >>83449026 >>83449081 >>83449411 >>83449644 >>83450992 >>83451294 >>83453125 >>83453935

>>83444798
>tfw I have a 10 year-old nephew who loves DC comics
>tfw when he's been waiting for DC's chance to fight back Marvel and become the true cape kino
>His friends are all marvel fans and they shit on him because of it
>I promise to take him to see Batman V. Superman a year before it comes out
>When it does, he's pumped
>We see it opening day at the theater
>He hated Man of Steel, but was hopeful this would redeem it
>He'd been waiting for three years, hoping it'd be good not only so he can see his heroes come to life, but so he could finally have dignity in saying he likes Superman and DC
>tfw he cried by how awful it was
>tfw his heart was shattered
>tfw when I saw the look of hope fade from his eyes to be replaced with tears almost made me cry too
>He wants to leave the theater
>We do
>He cries in the car for a good hour
>Not even bawling, he just silently sat crying
>I hugged him, said I'm sorry it wasn't what he expected
>He is now the butt of every joke at his school and they say that the Avengers would beat Superman and Batman because they're evil and from DC
>I tell him maybe Suicide Squad will help it
>He says that The Joker shouldn't be the only characters that smiles in the DCEU
>Tell him maybe there'll be less movies from Zack Snyder since he got canned

>He eventually tells me that I'm full of it, and says he'll never see a good DC movie in his life time because of stupid people like Snyder
>He'll have to grow up with these movies, and the fact he likes the source material is embarrassing now
>He'll never see Superman be a good person without murdering all of Metropolis
>He'll never see Batman that didn't kill with any hesistation (even if they make him not kill anymore, the damage is done)
>He'll never see a real Amazonian Warrior
>He'll never see Batman foil a Clown Prince of Crime that's actually an evil genius instead of a pimp
>He'll never see the characters he loves be given justice

>I unfortunately believe him

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 18:10:05 No.83447847 Report

Quoted By: >>83453742

>>83442125
How is that bad when they are going against New Gods?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 18:12:07 No.83447898 Report

Quoted By:

>>83444597

There's 4 Gods in that picture and i take SNYDER'S NEW GODS over anything Johns has done with Darkseid.

Johns is a retard

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 18:12:13 No.83447905 Report

Quoted By:

>>83447809
I feel bad, I do, but this is kinda funny

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 18:13:37 No.83447945 Report

Quoted By: >>83448230

>>83447189

I thought they were all New Gods??

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 18:15:40 No.83447997 Report

Quoted By:

So they are making Injustice, aren't they. When I thought things couldn't get worse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 18:15:55 No.83448003 Report

Quoted By: >>83448071

How about 'Justice League'? durr

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 18:18:07 No.83448071 Report

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>>83448003
that's gay as fuck dude

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 18:18:17 No.83448075 Report

Quoted By:

>>83447809
>He says that The Joker shouldn't be the only characters that smiles in the DCEU
Heh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 18:19:10 No.83448098 Report

Quoted By: >>83451065

>>83443958
Snyder is alright. The script writers need to be fired.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 18:24:00 No.83448226 Report

Quoted By: >>83448327

Holy shit DC you fucking mess. Figure your shit out.
You haven't had a critical success since 2008.
Get it together.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 18:24:06 No.83448230 Report

Quoted By: >>83448331

>>83447945
They are.

Parademons are just Darkseid's shock troops, his flying monkeys.

How badly is Snyder going to fuck up the New Gods though? How badly could he possibly?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 18:24:44 No.83448246 Report

Quoted By:

>>83445713
That's what they said about BvS. Since Batman was one of the few good things in the movie that had a positive response looks like they'll focus more on street level shit like a Harley spin off while stuff like Cyborg apparently's getting canned.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 18:26:51 No.83448300 Report

Quoted By:

Justice League: Christ Imagery and Brooding

?????

????? Fri 03 Jun 2016 18:28:04 No.83448327 Report

Quoted By:

>>83448226
>since 2008
I remember TDKR got great reviews too though, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 18:28:09 No.83448331 Report

Quoted By: >>83448496 >>83448815

>>83448230

ahh ok. So is there a New Genesis equivalent to them?

it's gonna be amazing how bad he is with them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 18:28:13 No.83448333 Report

Quoted By:

>>83446965
Jesus saves people's souls. Superman saves people's bodies. I like both.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 18:34:34 No.83448496 Report

Quoted By: >>83448589 >>83448815

>>83448331
To Parademons? I don't think so.

From what I remember New Genesis is mostly hippie teenagers who build their own iPads and rocket cars for fun, while Orion broods cruising around on his rocket sled in the upper atmosphere.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 18:36:37 No.83448552 Report

Quoted By: >>83449532

>>83445160
>>83445186

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 18:37:54 No.83448589 Report

Quoted By:

>>83448496

100% down for JUSTICE LEAGUE: FOREVER PEOPLE AND PARADEMONS

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 18:39:03 No.83448613 Report

Quoted By:

Justice League: Deuteronomy
Justice League: Leviticus
Justice League: John 3:16

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 18:40:15 No.83448645 Report

Quoted By: >>83455469

>>83447809
lel
You and your "10 year old nephew" are plebs that need to read more comics. BvS was a 10/10 masterpiece. You should feel bad for telling such an obviously false story.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 18:46:12 No.83448815 Report

Quoted By: >>83449456

>>83448331
>>83448496
What about bugs, the lower class on New Genesis? Theyre not shock troops but...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 18:47:02 No.83448843 Report

Quoted By: >>83449516

Then a ten year old kid has better taste than you, apparently.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 18:54:27 No.83449026 Report

Quoted By: >>83449049 >>83449516

>>83447809
>He says that The Joker shouldn't be the only characters that smiles in the DCEU

This kid knows what's up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 18:55:29 No.83449049 Report

Quoted By: >>83449516

>>83449026
........Thats kind of depressing actually

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 18:56:40 No.83449081 Report

Quoted By: >>83449516

>>83447809
>>He is now the butt of every joke at his school and they say that the Avengers would beat Superman and Batman because they're evil and from DC

This is what you've done, Snyder.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 19:08:59 No.83449411 Report

Quoted By: >>83449516

>>83447809
Your kid's a total nerd.
And so are the kids who make fun of him.
Console wars are stupid and everybody knows the PC is best.

Also, all faggots involved in this greentext probably don't even read the comics.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 19:10:55 No.83449456 Report

Quoted By:

>>83448815
They're just peasants, nobodies if the DCAU is anything to go by.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 19:13:19 No.83449509 Report

Quoted By: >>83449613

>>83446762
Angels and Demons was the title of a 2009 movie starring Tom Hanks. It was pretty successful, scoring $490m with pretty strong video sales following that. 7 years later that would be worth something like $550m at a minimum - more if you account for the way ticket prices have gone up in the interim.

It's not a name that's really unused, is the thing. It's not a door which is open, it's just something that someone very unoriginal spat out at a policy meeting when they were trying to decide what the hell to call this turkey. Calling it Justice League: Angels and Demons would be like calling it Justice League: The Expendables; it's not something everyone has seen, but it's big enough that they all know it happened.

United is just ridiculously bland, moreso even than "Dawn of Justice". It doesn't tell you anything about anything; it's just a word after a colon because that's what the algorithms think sells now. Gods Among Us is straight up lifted from Injustice, which, given the way these things have been going, doesn't seem like it's too far from the truth of where they're headed; Gods Among Men is just an even more on the nose variation on that.

It's nothing to do with atheism or appropriation of religious imagery and themes; it's to do with how fucking ham-fisted this approach looks. These titles are literally worse than the titles of the Left Behind books, and those are some fuck-awful titles of fuck-awful books.

I mean christ fucking a child on a cloud, anon, they might as well call it Justice League: Prometheus Wept or Justice League: Ain't No Thang, or Justice League: Sounds Cool, Right Kids

It's fucking pathetic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 19:13:36 No.83449516 Report

Quoted By: >>83455469

>>83448843
>>83449026
>>83449049
>>83449081
>>83449411
I took my little sister to see the movie and she loved it. One of my favorite parts was during the Flash scene, she said "is that Flash?" I said "yeah," and she said "I knew it!" Another part was when Lex first showed up. "Is that Lex Luthor? Isn't he supposed to be bald?" And I said "you'll see." It's pretty crazy when a little girl is less of a casual than grown men. She didn't get confused by the plot, yet many adults couldn't even fathom it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 19:14:10 No.83449532 Report

Quoted By:

>>83448552
DId he tip his fedora while sharpening his katana while saying this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 19:16:47 No.83449613 Report

Quoted By:

>>83449509
>It's nothing to do with atheism or appropriation of religious imagery and themes; it's to do with how fucking ham-fisted this approach looks.

That said, with how much the movie is mocked for blatant baby's first religious symbolism, calling the movie "Angels and Demons" wouldn't be doing them any favors at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 19:18:18 No.83449644 Report

Quoted By: >>83449669 >>83455469

>>83447809
>He'll never see Batman that didn't kill with any hesistation (even if they make him not kill anymore, the damage is done)
Batman's entire character arc in this film is about him becoming a hero again. He's introduced here as the monster, the devil in the shadows. Taking down criminals for a lead on Kryptonite so he can destroy Superman. The murder of Robin by The Joker and watching Superman's battle with Zod destroy Metropolis has broken him. He feels powerless against a cruel world he can't control any longer, and that rage has turned a good man cruel. He now kills to defend himself and other people, and brands the most heinous criminals to condemn them. Cold-blooded murder will be his final step. When he hears Superman use (what he thinks is) his dying breath to beg him to save his mother, he finally sees that he has become the villain. It's not about their mothers having the same name. It's about Batman realizing that he is no different than the monster who killed his parents and created him. In throwing down the spear and saving Superman's mother, he also saves himself. Anyone who looks at that entire scene and sees nothing but a shitty Step Brothers meme, they wrote BvS off before it was even filmed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 19:19:20 No.83449669 Report

Quoted By: >>83450953 >>83455469

>>83449644
They already hated it because they didn't like Man of Steel, or they don't like Zack Snyder, or they don't like the idea of DC having their own Cinematic Universe. God forbid that a film actually have subtext instead of lame quips and long-winded explanations. Batman's entire character arc in this film is about him becoming a hero again. He's introduced here as the monster, the devil in the shadows. Taking down criminals not to save these women, but for a lead on Kryptonite so he can destroy Superman. The murder of Robin by The Joker and watching Superman's battle with Zod destroy Metropolis has broken him. He feels powerless against a cruel world he can't control any longer, and that rage has turned a good man cruel. He now kills to defend himself and other people, and brands the most heinous criminals to condemn them. Cold-blooded murder will be his final step. When he hears Superman use (what he thinks is) his dying breath to beg him to save his mother, he finally sees that he has become the villain. It's not about their mothers having the same name. It's about Batman realizing that he is no different than the monster who killed his parents and created him. In throwing down the spear and saving Superman's mother, he also saves himself. Anyone who looks at that entire scene and sees nothing but a shitty Step Brothers meme, they wrote BvS off before it was even filmed. They already hated it because they didn't like Man of Steel, or they don't like Zack Snyder, or they don't like the idea of DC having their own Cinematic Universe. God forbid that a film actually have subtext instead of lame quips and long-winded explanations. Your nephew is a faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 20:09:22 No.83450953 Report

Quoted By: >>83451103 >>83451212

>>83449669
>don't like Zack Snyder

Since Snyder isn't directing Suicide Squad, what will their excuse for hating it be?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 20:10:56 No.83450992 Report

Quoted By:

>>83447809
>He'll never see Batman foil a Clown Prince of Crime that's actually an evil genius instead of a pimp
THIS

When he's older, let him watch Dark Knight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 20:13:52 No.83451065 Report

Quoted By:

>>83448098
But anon, Snyder is confirmed to be one of the writers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 20:15:07 No.83451103 Report

Quoted By: >>83451147

>>83450953
It'll either be bad, or they won't hate it.
Weird, I know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 20:16:35 No.83451147 Report

Quoted By: >>83451186 >>83451229 >>83455469

>>83451103
What if it's bad but critics/audiences love it? THAT is my biggest fear.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 20:17:54 No.83451186 Report

Quoted By:

>>83451147
Could you give me an example of a movie that had a reception like this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 20:18:33 No.83451212 Report

Quoted By:

>>83450953
>#JokerWuzHere

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 20:19:09 No.83451229 Report

Quoted By:

>>83451147
Then it'll get sequels and you can just ignore them, like the Bayformers movies. I know this is really outside of your box, but you don't have to watch things you don't like. Did you know this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 20:21:27 No.83451294 Report

Quoted By: >>83452099

>>83447809
You don't have a faggot son, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 20:28:40 No.83451488 Report

Quoted By:

>>83442069
>Justice League: Dawn of Justice League Part 2

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 20:30:55 No.83451538 Report

Quoted By:

>>83442069
>Justice League: United
I'd be down with this, thought I think it'd be better for JL Part 2
>October 2nd, 2020, April 16th, 2021, July 2nd, 2021, and November 5th, 2021.
>literally going to have to wait until 2020 at the earliest for a new Superman movie
Thanks Snyder

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 20:55:20 No.83452099 Report

Quoted By:

>>83451294
You're right. He has a nephew.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 21:01:41 No.83452241 Report

Quoted By:

>>83442069
>Justice League: Jesus Metaphors

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 21:01:52 No.83452248 Report

Quoted By:

>>83444597
I can't unsee a midget Mister Miracle surfing Superman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 21:04:35 No.83452301 Report

Quoted By: >>83453316

>>83444597
>We were never gods
>Batman sitting in the literal god chair just fuckin flying diagonally behind everyone else like he's out of fucks

How low have editorial standards sunk in the Big 2?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 21:06:58 No.83452341 Report

Quoted By:

>>83442372
What about that name only works on paper?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 21:18:29 No.83452593 Report

Quoted By:

This shit is so fucking surreal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 21:41:04 No.83453125 Report

Quoted By: >>83455469

>>83447809
Great story, but I don't believe you have a 10 year old nephew that talks like that about DC.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 21:48:13 No.83453316 Report

Quoted By:

>>83452301
Shazam and Wonder Woman are chilling there too, but the God Chair is what really makes that image stupid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 22:03:26 No.83453742 Report

Quoted By: >>83454466

>>83447847
Because New Gods are cosmic Jungian archetypes, not celestial Judeo-Christian beings.
The DC Universe has an actual God and Lucifer for that shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 22:10:07 No.83453935 Report

Quoted By: >>83454899 >>83455469 >>83455493

>>83447809
This sounds completely made up but that's what you get for being such a brand whore.

>I love comics...! But only from a specific company, hee hee.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 22:13:23 No.83454039 Report

Quoted By:

They should call it

>Justwaitforthedirector'scut League

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 22:27:24 No.83454466 Report

Quoted By:

>>83453742
Angels are older than abhramic religions.

There's nothing wrong with the name at least you are one of the idiots that believe Superman isnt a Sun God.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 22:42:34 No.83454899 Report

Quoted By: >>83455580

>>83453935
I love a good Superman story from any company anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 23:03:34 No.83455469 Report

Quoted By:

>>83453935
>>83453125
>>83451147
>>83449669
>>83449644
>>83449516
>>83448645
>>83444589
>>83443721
Faggots

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 23:04:41 No.83455493 Report

Quoted By:

>>83453935
You have to remember he's talking about a kid. Kids usually have a favorite super hero, and prefer them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 23:04:44 No.83455495 Report

Quoted By:

>>83442107
Wouldn't they be on the hook for false advertising?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 23:07:33 No.83455580 Report

Quoted By:

>>83454899
hyperion is pretty good so far.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 23:13:53 No.83455754 Report

Quoted By:

>>83444589
I got my movie back in the 90s actually
It was animated..
The fact that snyderfags can't seem to accept is that there's a middle groud between the Returns style "recreate the Donner movies" and Snyder's pretentious, style over substance deconstruction of the character. You can't jeer "NOT MUH SUPERMAN" at any and all characterization complaints and then wonder why Superman and Batman aren't breaking records despite being the two biggest names. Fans DO want these characters to do well. Separate them from the yoke around their neck and they just might.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 23:46:13 No.83456602 Report

Quoted By:

Fuck all you shitposters. It's just a Goddamn movie title, and you can't help but bring your negativity into the subject because of your hateboner for Snyder.

Fuck this gay earth.

I don't care, I'm still looking forward to Justice League regardless of what they want to call it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 23:48:08 No.83456646 Report

Quoted By: >>83461501 >>83461556

>>83442139
>>83442125

Too deep for you plebians

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 23:49:37 No.83456676 Report

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>This entire thread
Cleanse the gene pool

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 23:50:08 No.83456689 Report

Quoted By: >>83459150

>>83444597

>Cereal King will save the DCEU

Feels good man

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 23:57:14 No.83456852 Report

Quoted By:

>God's Among Us
Injustice was a mistake

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Jun 2016 23:57:17 No.83456854 Report

Quoted By: >>83457062

>>83442069
>>Justice League: Gods Among Us
THAT NAME WAS CHOSEN BECAUSE THE JUSTICE LEAGUE WENT EVIL, ZACK.

IT WAS CALLED FUCKING INJUSTICE, ZACK.

THEY WERE BAD GUYS.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2016 00:04:14 No.83457015 Report

Quoted By: >>83457030

>>83444798

What a fucking mess this schedule I tell ya

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2016 00:05:14 No.83457030 Report

Quoted By: >>83457790

>>83457015
It's pure wishful thinking.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2016 00:06:42 No.83457062 Report

Quoted By:

>>83456854
>THAT NAME WAS CHOSEN BECAUSE THE JUSTICE LEAGUE WENT EVIL, ZACK.

>Man of Sociopathy
>Bat-manslaughter

I see nothing wrong so far.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2016 00:28:25 No.83457721 Report

Quoted By:

>>83447012

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2016 00:30:54 No.83457790 Report

Quoted By:

>>83457030
You just want it to bomb, ya Disneyshill.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2016 01:11:33 No.83458892 Report

Quoted By:

>After that BvS reception
Expect Justice League: Shwiggety Shway We Get you Kids if they haven't already reserved that for Soosai Skwa.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2016 01:21:03 No.83459150 Report

Quoted By:

>>83456689
How can Geoff Johns be so kawaii? I read a little thing he wrote as a kid to the comics people before and it makes me want to hear little Geoffrey Johns stories.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2016 02:40:42 No.83461501 Report

Quoted By:

>>83456646
This image never fails to make me chuckle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2016 02:42:34 No.83461556 Report

Quoted By:

>>83456646
>Implying you understand the Bible
>Implying you understand Birthright
Passive Clark is antithetical to the material you're comparing it to.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2016 02:46:18 No.83461667 Report

Quoted By: >>83461966

Cereal Lord hath spoken

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jun 2016 02:58:27 No.83461966 Report

Quoted By:

>>83461667
El Mayimbe blown the fuck out.

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