I did say "attracted" anon, not "oh boy, gonna get me one of those in real life." I'm not dumb. I'm well aware "angry" and "self esteem issues" doesn't mix well. And I can't imagine being unusually short would do much to help with either of those temperaments.
But the dick wants what the dick wants anon. And there's nothing wrong with 2d fantasy waifus where all the normal problems of "reality" don't exist.
Also, eyebrow game strong.