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Anonymous Thu 12 May 03:46:54 2016 No.82682065 View Reply Original Report

>HOLY SHIT!

Does it bother you to hear Spider-Man swear?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 03:48:22 No.82682090 Report

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>>82682065
No, why would it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 03:49:28 No.82682126 Report

Quoted By: >>82682190 >>82693918

>>82682065
refreshing actually.

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Legna-Kun Thu 12 May 2016 03:51:21 No.82682172 Report

Quoted By: >>82682198

>>82682065
>Teenager
>Not swearing
Yeah, it was weird but it makes sense.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 03:51:53 No.82682182 Report

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>>82682065
felt appropriate

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 03:52:24 No.82682190 Report

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>>82682126
This. I hate when Spidey is in boy scout mode.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 03:52:30 No.82682192 Report

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probably the moment I fell in love with his character actually

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 03:52:45 No.82682198 Report

Quoted By: >>82682330 >>82683868

>>82682172
This, the new spider is a kid fresh in high school. It makes some sense he'd have a loose mouth

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 03:57:20 No.82682302 Report

Quoted By: >>82685927

It actually pisses me off when he doesn't
What teenagers don't swear?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 03:58:48 No.82682330 Report

Quoted By: >>82682374 >>82682400 >>82685954 >>82695551

>>82682198
What else about him is loose?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 04:00:02 No.82682351 Report

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>>82682065
It was actually the PERFECT situation for it. I said the same thing at the same time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 04:00:17 No.82682359 Report

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>>82682065
I think that the fact he was the least expected to swear actually made the whole reveal that much funnier

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 04:00:18 No.82682360 Report

Quoted By: >>82682453 >>82682490 >>82683777 >>82711205

>>82682065
>Teenager
>In New York
>Not swearing
One of these things is not like the others, one of these things don't belong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 04:00:54 No.82682374 Report

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>>82682330
His change

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 04:01:53 No.82682400 Report

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>>82682330
Damn it, you couldn't wait until his movie came out to be gay for Tom Holland?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 04:02:52 No.82682421 Report

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>>82682065
Nah, it makes sense. He's a teenager. Teenagers swear.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 04:03:56 No.82682453 Report

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>>82682360
>tfw they kill off mcu spider in the avengers 3 movies
>we will get dindu nuffin spidey shooting web's with gang signs and stealing tech from shield/stark

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 04:04:58 No.82682481 Report

Quoted By: >>82682853 >>82682887 >>82682896 >>82683507 >>82686304 >>82690532 >>82691569 >>82694048 >>82695711 >>82701590

>>82682065
OK, I haven't seen Civil War yet and that'll cost me some points here. But Spider-man swearing? No. Just no. If anything he's the one we can count on to say anything other than idiotic swearing. We have his evil repaint Deadpool for all of that. Spiderman is a free-flowing stream of verbal barrage, but not any swearing. Perhaps some of the viewers are so used to having their intelligence insulted and being told to not demand better, that it seems normal to them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 04:05:06 No.82682486 Report

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So how long is this Stark thing going to work out? I feel like the Spider-Man mythos can't sustain him being financially successful for too long, at least not early on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 04:05:25 No.82682490 Report

Quoted By: >>82684302 >>82686546

>>82682360
It just looks like someone killed Elmo, skinned him and put it on display as a warning to other puppets.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 04:05:55 No.82682503 Report

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>>82682065

You see a man grow to the size of a building without saying "holy shit"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 04:06:19 No.82682516 Report

Quoted By: >>82682576

>>82682065
>Language

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 04:08:04 No.82682564 Report

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>>82682065
Better that than Bendis yiddish-isms

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 04:08:29 No.82682576 Report

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>>82682516
>just like in the movie, Cap will never live it down
Pottery.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 04:08:36 No.82682581 Report

Quoted By: >>82683449

No, but I didn't like how every time we laughed because of Spider-man we were laughing at HIM and not one of his jokes. Not even that big of a Spider-man fan, his sense of humor is as much a part of his character as Hulk being mad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 04:18:35 No.82682820 Report

Quoted By: >>82682866 >>82682915

>>82682065
What else would you expect a teenager, who is in his first fight against other powered people, to say when faced with a 50 ft guy out of fucking nowhere?
And if you think about it, the fact that the biggest reaction Giant Man got from Stark's side was Rhodey's line, versus Spidey swearing and looking shocked is another (sort of) subtle way they showed just how new Pete is to the big leagues.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 04:19:17 No.82682837 Report

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Spider-Man isn't young Steve Rogers

He's just a kid

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 04:20:01 No.82682853 Report

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>>82682481
Straight up: opinion discarded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 04:20:26 No.82682866 Report

Quoted By: >>82683003 >>82683016 >>82683115 >>82683256 >>82685768 >>82685831 >>82687196 >>82687599 >>82687706 >>82688570 >>82688749 >>82690496 >>82693315

>>82682820
This somehow reminded me...I work with kindergartners. They know what the Empire Strikes Back is. There's no way in hell someone Pete's age - especially a nerd - would consider ESB an old film.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 04:21:12 No.82682887 Report

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>>82682481
He only says "holy shit".

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 04:21:35 No.82682896 Report

Quoted By: >>82683030

>>82682481
Are you retarded? He cussed once throughout the movie and it was "Oh shit" as a reaction to Ant-Man becoming Giant Man and whooping Rhodey's ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 04:22:14 No.82682915 Report

Quoted By: >>82683016

>>82682820
This,in the mcu Peter was literally just fighting street thugs and getting posted in you give
Now he's in battles against some of the legends of his world.
I'm surprised he hasn't broken down, then again we have homecoming for that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 04:25:33 No.82683003 Report

Quoted By: >>82683256 >>82691442

>>82682866
I was disappointed in Pete. He's supposed to be a nerd and he couldn't even remember the name to the best Star Wars movie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 04:26:19 No.82683016 Report

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>>82682866
If that nerd was delusional, maybe. Regardless of opinion about Star Wars and/or the reference in Civil War, Empire is a few decades old, which makes it, well, old. The only 'new' Star Wars movies are TFA and Rogue One when it comes out.
>>82682915
You think Civil War was difficult for Pete? Theres a good chance he'll be involved in the fight against Thanos.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 04:26:57 No.82683030 Report

Quoted By: >>82683143 >>82683155 >>82683226 >>82683817

>>82682896
I said I hadn't seen it. And I'm just going to have to accept spoilers as a result of being too busy to go see it for now.
What, just once? Sounds like typical hollywood in action, using swearing to make up for a lack of interesting lines to say. "If you can't be interesting, be edgy."

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 04:28:04 No.82683062 Report

Quoted By: >>82683343 >>82685707 >>82690601 >>82711603

Did you forget the original Spiderman trilogy?

>You can have your fucking money when you fix my damn door you stupid kike!
>It's you who is out, Gobbie, out of your fucking mind!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 04:28:42 No.82683075 Report

Quoted By: >>82683195

"holy shit!" at the sight of something spectacular is so tame by modern standards that you have to be on some other level of conservative (no politics pls) or over 70 years old to really be bothered by that.

I mean, if he were saying fuck this and that or cussing like Cartman then yeah maybe, but...come on...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 04:29:42 No.82683106 Report

Quoted By: >>82686996 >>82687014

Why was Aunt May all young looking? What the fuck my negroes. I could fap to her. I shouldn't be able to fap to Aunt May

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 04:29:58 No.82683115 Report

Quoted By: >>82683256 >>82683449 >>82686244

>>82682866
He knew what ESB was. He didn't know they were called AT-ATs. Which is fair since they're not even called AT-ATs in the movie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 04:30:56 No.82683143 Report

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>>82683030
You sound like a faggot desu

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 04:31:20 No.82683155 Report

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>>82683030

You are trying so hard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 04:31:48 No.82683164 Report

Quoted By: >>82683256

>>82682065
I think they did it right, he's not cussing all the time, but if he gets really shocked he might let it slip.

He tries to be a goody goody, but he is a teenager.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 04:33:00 No.82683195 Report

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>>82683075
It's just weird to hear Spider-Man say a real swear word in an official Marvel product.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 04:34:07 No.82683226 Report

Quoted By: >>82683453

>>82683030
Not that guy but do you even know what edgy is or are you just throwing words around. It was a 2 second shot of Spidey reacting to Ant-man going into Giant Man, sure it came out of left field but that's what made it funny.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 04:35:10 No.82683256 Report

Quoted By: >>82683410 >>82685902 >>82688863

>>82682866
>>82683003
>>82683115

I normally am an autistic faggot and pick shit apart all the time, but then I thought of it this way -

Peter was being a nerd and underestimating normalfags, trying to jog their memory because he doesn't think they remember the names of them like he would.

>>82683164

Honestly Spidey shouldn't be saying fuck all the time but he is a teen, him not swearing often is a little weird

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 04:36:28 No.82683287 Report

Quoted By: >>82683291 >>82683315 >>82683330 >>82683356 >>82683388 >>82683413 >>82683432 >>82683449 >>82686834 >>82690206 >>82690621

Can we all agree that this is easily the worst portrayal of Spider-Man and that Disney fucked him up? Might as well give Spider-Man to WB

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 04:36:50 No.82683291 Report

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>>82683287
no

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 04:37:54 No.82683315 Report

Quoted By: >>82683381 >>82683539

>>82683287

I love Andrew Garfield and Tom Holland

Shit ending to TASM2 fucked Garfield over and I'm a little irritated by Holland not making his own suit but those are more problems with the writing than they are the actors

Honestly anyone that actually emotes is leagues better than Tobey

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 04:38:23 No.82683330 Report

Quoted By:

>>82683287

No.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 04:38:45 No.82683339 Report

Quoted By: >>82683420

>>82682065
No, it was an appropriate reaction TO A GUY GETTING BIG.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 04:38:57 No.82683343 Report

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>>82683062
>FUCKING OUT, GOD DAMN AM I, NIGGA?!?!
>420 captcha
the robots got the right idea

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 04:39:27 No.82683356 Report

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>>82683287

Nice shitpost.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 04:40:28 No.82683381 Report

Quoted By: >>82695020

>>82683315
I wish Tobey was a better actor. I still rate his films higher than ASM but thats a function of Raimi being spectacular. Tobey was serviceable but clearly the weak link of the films.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 04:40:39 No.82683388 Report

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>>82683287
No, he easily eclipsed Tobey for me, and I'm a huge Raimifag.

Garfield fucking sucked, so he's hardly worth mentioning.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 04:41:09 No.82683399 Report

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>>82682065
You know it did actually throw me for a second.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 04:41:30 No.82683410 Report

Quoted By: >>82685958

>>82683256
>Peter was being a nerd and underestimating normalfags, trying to jog their memory because he doesn't think they remember the names of them like he would.
This. A lot of nerds seem to underestimate how much normies get certain pop culture elements considered "nerdy". I've had someone try to claim on this site that Wonder-Woman isn't a well known character, when everyone seems to at least remember the show. He said "That really old movie, Empire Strikes Back?" and said "on the snow planet with the walking thingies" because he wanted to make sure they would get what he was saying, rather than say "Hoth, with the AT-ATs" and risk them not knowing what he was talking about.

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Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 04:41:37 No.82683413 Report

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>>82683287

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 04:41:56 No.82683420 Report

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>>82683339
4u

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 04:42:31 No.82683432 Report

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>>82683287
>can we all agree
That was your first mistake.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 04:43:13 No.82683449 Report

Quoted By: >>82684201

>>82683115
I'll admit I misworded it a bit. I just meant it's well-known enough (the "I am your father" is possibly THE most iconic scene in pop culture in general). There'd be no need for him to reference it was "an old movie". Everyone knows it and knows it well enough to get what he's referencing.
>>82683287
Guy who's whining about ESB here, obviously.

Nah, that and >>82682581 were the only complaints about it. He was obviously pretty smart, something the other depictions did a good job telling us but not so much showing us and he did pretty damn well for a first real superhero outing, better than quite a few of the other characters in the film, in fact.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 04:43:25 No.82683453 Report

Quoted By: >>82683585

>>82683226
Like that other guy said, if he was swearing like Cartman, then that'd be getting it wrong.
We've got so many bad writers, bad producers, making bad films out of good material, don't you ever worry where it starts? They compare two charts- the characters they have licence to, and the chart that shows them what's popular around now. They haven't read the origional stuff, they haven't read the stuff their focus meetings are making, and they can't tell two characters apart. Someday we're going to get some guy who can't tell the difference between Batman, and Negan from Walking Dead. Those are the guys waiting for people to say "I suppose once, would be OK, as long as it's funny." and then we have characters turning into Deadpool. Huh. How about that Gwen Stacey?

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Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 04:45:23 No.82683507 Report

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>>82682481

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 04:46:24 No.82683539 Report

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>>82683315
I think his social awkwardness is what made him a good Peter except in 3 because he was just annoying in that movie, but for the most part I actually liked Tobey, plus Raimi directing it and Bruce Cambells cameos sold me on loving the Spider-man movies, even if theyre not that great I still like watching them

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 04:48:20 No.82683585 Report

Quoted By: >>82683624 >>82683642

>>82683453
What are you even talking about?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 04:49:49 No.82683624 Report

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>>82683585
muh slippery slope

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 04:50:19 No.82683642 Report

Quoted By: >>82683677

>>82683585
Feels like a pasta.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 04:51:56 No.82683677 Report

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>>82683642
Nah, I think it might be a new level of autism and paranoia combined

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 04:55:28 No.82683777 Report

Quoted By: >>82683883

>>82682360
>Peter Parker
>Equivalent to any common, cynical, New York teenager who doesn't have to carry the moral and existential burden of Spider-Man.

Other than that, any halfway well-adjusted person at least does some light swearing in moments of stress and tension.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 04:56:11 No.82683795 Report

Quoted By: >>82684698

What was the song used during Queens.jpeg?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 04:57:09 No.82683817 Report

Quoted By: >>82684256

>>82683030
PG-13 are allowed one "shit". This is what they used it on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 04:57:19 No.82683822 Report

Quoted By: >>82683883

>>82682065
Have you ever spoken to a teenager?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 04:59:20 No.82683868 Report

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>>82682198
He's also from New York. His language is practically Puritan considering his origin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 05:00:04 No.82683883 Report

Quoted By: >>82685769

>>82683822
See >>82683777
>Normal teenagers have Uncle Bens and double-lives being Spider-Man

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Pablo Lopez Thu 12 May 2016 05:09:48 No.82684080 Report

Quoted By: >>82684139 >>82684297 >>82684360 >>82684378 >>82684713 >>82685992 >>82686094 >>82686960 >>82690629 >>82697452 >>82698185

>Spider-Man
>Swearing

What? Unacceptable! He's not even allowed to due that while wearing the black suit! I mean, he can use and sell illicit drugs in the black suit, but NEVER swear!

I'm suing for damages for tarnishing the reputation of this IP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 05:12:24 No.82684139 Report

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>>82684080
>No homo

Oh boy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 05:15:33 No.82684201 Report

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>>82683449
But anon, it is an old movie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 05:19:24 No.82684252 Report

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I just attribute it to the fact he was surprised by Giant Man and the word just slipped out of his mouth.

it was his only swear in the movie anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 05:19:39 No.82684256 Report

Quoted By: >>82685002

>>82683817
You're thinking of "fuck". PG-13 movies can say "shit" as much as they want.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 05:20:01 No.82684263 Report

Quoted By: >>82684569

>>82682065
Not as much as seeing Superman kill...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 05:21:45 No.82684297 Report

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>>82684080
Imagine if the "Not a homosexual" part had an asterix

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 05:22:08 No.82684302 Report

Quoted By: >>82684738

>>82682490
>puppets

They're Muppets, anon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 05:22:22 No.82684306 Report

Quoted By: >>82684401 >>82684637 >>82686009

>Those wings cotton fiber? The same cotton your nigger ancestor picked?
Jesus Christ, Russos

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 05:25:41 No.82684360 Report

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>>82684080
i kinda want to see a spider-man movie where they make it as edgy and weird as possible without breaking those guidelines.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 05:27:13 No.82684378 Report

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>>82684080
We will never see symbiote Spider-Man tearing the ass out of some twink...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 05:28:33 No.82684401 Report

Quoted By:

>>82684306
This is legitimately the first one to ever make me laugh

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 05:37:31 No.82684569 Report

Quoted By: >>82685132

>>82684263
Please we all knew Superman was going to kill Zod. Its the feeling bad about it that's surprising, Reed killed Zod smiled and quiped and that's after he had more or less unarmed him.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 05:41:17 No.82684637 Report

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>>82684306
>Tall white blue-eyed Aryan, and yet he's on the opposite of the side that wants categorical registration, detainment, and execution of subhumans and freaks. You think you know a guy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 05:43:32 No.82684698 Report

Quoted By: >>82692158

>>82683795
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ryue0-3Lbns

Also did some of the music for Life is Strange

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 05:44:35 No.82684713 Report

Quoted By:

>>82684080
But "shit" is PG-13

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 05:45:54 No.82684738 Report

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>>82684302
Muppets are puppets of the jews.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 06:02:23 No.82685002 Report

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>>82684256
wrong

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 06:10:32 No.82685132 Report

Quoted By: >>82686072

>>82684569
>Reed killed Zod

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 06:30:25 No.82685495 Report

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Not really

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 06:39:08 No.82685664 Report

Quoted By: >>82685724 >>82685787 >>82686102 >>82686565 >>82701453

>The whole time he's talking to Tony in his room
>asked why he became Spider Man
> waits for him to mention Uncle Ben at least once
>Doesn't happen

> Basically says "with great power comes great responsibility" without actually saying "with great power comes great responsibility

>MFFW

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 06:41:43 No.82685707 Report

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>>82683062
Also
>Is Peter Parker gonna have to smack a bitch?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 06:42:30 No.82685724 Report

Quoted By: >>82685748

>>82685664
It's almost as if they expect the audience to know the backstory they've heard a thousand times or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 06:44:06 No.82685748 Report

Quoted By: >>82685901 >>82700708

>>82685724
FUCK THAT SHIT. It's part of the lore, bitch! What's next, Bruce Wayne's Parents alive and well and in Florida. He just became Batman for shits and giggles?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 06:45:06 No.82685761 Report

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>>82682065
He swears in the comics semifrequently. it's just wingding'd out

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 06:45:27 No.82685768 Report

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>>82682866
>There's no way in hell someone Pete's age - especially a nerd - would consider ESB an old film
Why? Everybody would, because it is old. Was 1980 yesterday for you? Oh, it was... I'm sorry, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 06:45:28 No.82685769 Report

Quoted By: >>82711795

>>82683883
>In the movie he's been at it for like 3 months
>He's still struggling with juggling this huge double life, not telling Aunt May, coming to terms with how he fucked up and how helping the little guy in some small way can atone for what he did

He can say shit. Gawd.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 06:46:44 No.82685787 Report

Quoted By: >>82685940 >>82686951

>>82685664

Uncle Ben's "you have a responsibility to do those things" in TASM and Peter's "when the bad things happen...and you don't do anything, they happen because of you" in Civil War were ten times more naturalistic sounding that Uncle Ben coming out of nowhere to say "With great power, comes great responsibility" like he was practicing it in front of a mirror. He never even said it originally, it wasn't corny in the original comic because it was a lesson the narrator gave at the end.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 06:49:25 No.82685831 Report

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>>82682866
Nerd or not, ESB is an old movie. He's right to call it an old movie, especially given his age.

I saw Ferngully when I was 5 or 6. I would call it an old movie now, because it slightly is, relatively.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 06:53:00 No.82685901 Report

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>>82685748
>Not saying a catchphrase is tantamount to Uncle Ben being alive and well
Fuck off, autist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 06:53:03 No.82685902 Report

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>>82683256
>Peter was being a nerd and underestimating normalfags,

This.

Peter knows ESB is an old movie, especially to people like super heroes who probably don't think too much about pop culture and movies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 06:54:13 No.82685927 Report

Quoted By: >>82693936 >>82695319

>>82682302
I didn't swear as a teen. All my classmates thought it was weird, especially since I had no qualms about swearing, I just chose not to

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 06:54:55 No.82685940 Report

Quoted By: >>82685959

>>82685787
Yeah but Uncle Ben's death was a big reason he became Spider-Man to begin with. I get they don't want to do the origin again, but at least he could have said something like " doing nothing caused me to loose someone i was close to" or something to that effect.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 06:55:36 No.82685954 Report

Quoted By: >>82686035 >>82686076 >>82711645

I feel like his character was done right, considering his age. It was still a little bit too dorky, but it made sense.

>Mr Stark, what should I do?
Was kinda cringey.

>>82682330
Underrated post.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 06:55:50 No.82685958 Report

Quoted By: >>82711645

>>82683410
>He said "That really old movie, Empire Strikes Back?" and said "on the snow planet with the walking thingies" because he wanted to make sure they would get what he was saying, rather than say "Hoth, with the AT-ATs" and risk them not knowing what he was talking about.

This. He knows to hide his powerlevel. Don't we all try that too, until we figure out the person we're talking to are into it/know stuff as well?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 06:55:55 No.82685959 Report

Quoted By: >>82697747

>>82685940

He probably didn't want to allude to the fact that he feels responsible for letting a robber get away.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 06:58:22 No.82685992 Report

Quoted By:

>>82684080
god damn. whose dick to I have to suck for MCU Spidey to chomp on a big ol' cigar when in the black suit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 06:59:18 No.82686009 Report

Quoted By: >>82688549 >>82693172

>>82684306
Not gonna lie, I laughed when he said "you have the right to remain silent" after tackling Falcon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 07:00:43 No.82686035 Report

Quoted By:

>>82685954
That part made sense since he was basically dealing with street level crimes. Never dealt with a situation like the airport battle. But yeah guess you could've changed the dialogue.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 07:02:38 No.82686072 Report

Quoted By:

>>82685132
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRICHAAAARDS!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 07:02:53 No.82686076 Report

Quoted By:

>>82685954
>>Mr Stark, what should I do?
>Was kinda cringey.
Why would that be cringey?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 07:03:34 No.82686087 Report

Quoted By: >>82686248 >>82686410

>>82682065
What bothers me more is that in this day and age, comics still treat their readers like little children. Nothing defuses a tense climax than characters breaking out the Q*bert swearing

>I'm going to $!?#* you up!
>Oh &£@#$! It's coming right at us!
>I don't $*&£# believe it!

Pathetic

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 07:03:58 No.82686094 Report

Quoted By:

>>82684080
>the symbiote suit is a valid excuse for spider-man to deal drugs
What?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 07:04:15 No.82686102 Report

Quoted By:

>>82685664
Did you just ignore the delivery of the line or did you legitimately not understand the meaning behind the way he delivered it? He sure as shit mentioned Uncle Ben as far as I'm concerned.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 07:05:15 No.82686117 Report

Quoted By: >>82686139 >>82686165

>>82682065
Why? He's from Brooklyn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 07:05:42 No.82686128 Report

Quoted By: >>82686183 >>82692209

No, why the fuck would it? Oh and news flash, shit isn't a swear word. It's a biological function.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 07:06:28 No.82686139 Report

Quoted By:

>>82686117
No he isn't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 07:07:48 No.82686165 Report

Quoted By:

>>82686117
Get the FUCK OUT

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 07:08:54 No.82686183 Report

Quoted By:

>>82686128
Are you fucking retarded? Of course it's a swear word.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 07:12:54 No.82686244 Report

Quoted By:

>>82683115
I watched this with my mom and even she didn't know what they were called and she watched Star Wars like a hundred times.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 07:13:13 No.82686248 Report

Quoted By:

>>82686087
Comic books were created for children, and children still read them.
>muh adult hobby
If you make comics inaccessible to kids you're just speeding up the death of the medium.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 07:17:22 No.82686304 Report

Quoted By:

>>82682481
>No. Just no.
The /co/mblr is real.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 07:23:16 No.82686399 Report

Quoted By: >>82686429

>>82682065
No, what bothered me is how absolutely adorable i found him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 07:24:05 No.82686410 Report

Quoted By:

>>82686087
Tell me how an adult would defuse that tense climax then

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 07:25:31 No.82686429 Report

Quoted By: >>82686486

>>82686399
iktf

>tfw you want to ask him how his day was at school

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 07:29:34 No.82686486 Report

Quoted By:

>>82686429
His banter with everyone was one of my favorite parts, i hope he appears in other ensemble casts. He brought such a genuine, almost child-like energy that i thought was unreasonably cute.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 07:34:01 No.82686546 Report

Quoted By:

>>82682490
Elmo died for your sins

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 07:35:58 No.82686565 Report

Quoted By:

>>82685664
See >>82675824

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 07:39:40 No.82686615 Report

Quoted By: >>82686733 >>82686941 >>82686991

Or maybe Uncle Ben doesn't even exist in this universe.
May's young and single, it was probably an old pimp or bf if anything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 07:47:07 No.82686733 Report

Quoted By:

>>82686615
>young
She's 51, anon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 07:52:53 No.82686834 Report

Quoted By:

>>82683287
You've forgotten me haven't you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 07:56:25 No.82686884 Report

Quoted By: >>82686968 >>82686973 >>82687252

>>82682065
It does seem a bit out of character, even for a new version of the character. Spidey's the sort of dork to say 'holy moley!' or 'holy hannah!' or something dumb like that instead. While the 'good kid who doesn't swear' stereotype isn't much of a thing anymore because swearing is socially acceptable nowadays, Spidey is still a bit old fashioned like that. I think even a 15 year old Peter raised by old fashioned grandparents should fit the 'good kid that doesn't swear' mold.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 07:59:42 No.82686941 Report

Quoted By: >>82686971 >>82686991

>>82686615
Pretty sure Peter alluded to the death of his Uncle when he was explaining his philosophy on his powers to Tony

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 08:00:46 No.82686951 Report

Quoted By:

>>82685787
>like he was practicing it in front of a mirror.

sounds like your typical parents.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 08:01:06 No.82686960 Report

Quoted By: >>82687239

>>82684080
>does not kill UNLESS ...
What? Movie Spidey can kill? What are they thinking?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 08:01:51 No.82686968 Report

Quoted By: >>82687017

>>82686884
>I think even a 15 year old Peter raised by old fashioned grandparents should fit the 'good kid that doesn't swear' mold.
He's not raised by old fashioned grandparents. Did you see his aunt?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 08:01:55 No.82686971 Report

Quoted By: >>82687361

>>82686941

I definitely got that impression too.

I'm not surprised they tip-toed around the "with great power..." line either, they probably figured it would be too on the nose since everyone knows about it now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 08:02:01 No.82686973 Report

Quoted By:

>>82686884
I think it still works given what we know of Aunt Milf. She doesnt look like the old fashioned, apple pie on the window still, old lady we used to have. She more modernized and youthful so Peter could be a bit less of a sheltered boy scout.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 08:02:56 No.82686991 Report

Quoted By:

>>82686941
>>82686615
I hope he's going to reference the events in more detail in a later movie.

He probably wasn't comfortable recalling traumatic event to someone he just met, even if it's Tony Stark.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 08:03:21 No.82686996 Report

Quoted By:

>>82683106
why would the aunt of a 15 year old be 80 years old

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 08:04:34 No.82687012 Report

Quoted By:

>half-expected Tony to make a "language" callback

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 08:04:37 No.82687014 Report

Quoted By:

>>82683106
the actress is 51 years old.
although most people probably don't keep their appearance as diligently as a movie star.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 08:04:44 No.82687017 Report

Quoted By: >>82687132

>>82686968
I haven't seen it yet. I'm going off every single previous version of the characters that exist. Because you'd think that would be a reasonable assumption.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 08:13:50 No.82687132 Report

Quoted By:

>>82687017
>I haven't seen it yet.
There you go. He lives in an apartment where someone is just hanging out in the hallway (nothing fancy that's for sure), and his aunt is 51 and gives a vibe of someone modern and trying to be hip for her nephew.

So it's not a stretch to think that he lives with people who aren't uptight, but you can still see that his aunt really cares for him and he also cares a lot for her (he repeatedly tells Tony to not tell Aunt May about his powers so she won't worry). He's definitely a good, dorky kid but not the boy scout, squeaky clean one you think of.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 08:19:06 No.82687196 Report

Quoted By:

>>82682866
Nigga, I was born in 1987. I consider ESB an old film. Someone literally born in 2001 would definitely consider a movie a few decades before their birth as old too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 08:20:23 No.82687219 Report

Quoted By: >>82687417

Yes, actually. Movies are too crude these days, especially when characters should be role models.

>But muh realism

Why do you want realism in a comic book movie?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 08:21:47 No.82687239 Report

Quoted By:

>>82686960
Hey, I hear this scene was popular. How many people does he have to kill to get us our next "X number of millions" profit?
Let's reboot the series and have him kill that Uncle Ben. Spiderman mopes about it anyway....

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 08:22:44 No.82687252 Report

Quoted By: >>82687310

>>82686884
>While the 'good kid who doesn't swear' stereotype isn't much of a thing anymore because swearing is socially acceptable nowadays

Maybe in whatever degenerate country you live in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 08:24:40 No.82687276 Report

Quoted By: >>82687306

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/russia/10810862/Vladimir-Putin-signs-ban-on-foul-language-in-films-books-and-performances.html

>Americans think allowing the jews to corrupt their morals through media is a good thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 08:26:03 No.82687306 Report

Quoted By: >>82687324 >>82687342

>>82687276
>SJW-in-chief Putin creates a national safe space

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 08:26:14 No.82687310 Report

Quoted By: >>82687324

>>82687252
Maybe you just live in a community full of soft cunts, m8.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 08:27:44 No.82687324 Report

Quoted By: >>82687368 >>82687373 >>82687375

>>82687306
>Putin
>SJW

>>82687310
Or you live in a world of plebs and Neanderthals.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 08:28:44 No.82687342 Report

Quoted By:

>>82687306
You can't swear, but you do get to assault fags and immigrants. It's a fair trade-off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 08:29:58 No.82687361 Report

Quoted By:

>>82686971
I liked the way they phrased it, because that made it resonate with what Tony was told in his vision in AoU about how 'we're dead because you didn't do enough'

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 08:31:09 No.82687368 Report

Quoted By:

>>82687324

Putin is fighting for social justice. Just not the type of social justice sjws in thevwest would support.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 08:31:22 No.82687373 Report

Quoted By: >>82687405

>>82687324
Putin is straight up 'your rights end where my beliefs begin'.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 08:31:37 No.82687375 Report

Quoted By: >>82687397

>>82687324
>"I'm not an SJW I just get triggered by words and think they should be banned"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 08:33:49 No.82687397 Report

Quoted By: >>82687412 >>82693782

>>82687375
George Washington banned swearing among his troops. It was an old rule of common civility.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 08:34:49 No.82687405 Report

Quoted By: >>82687426 >>82687452

>>82687373
And Russia is better for it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 08:35:19 No.82687412 Report

Quoted By:

>>82687397

Nah he's just an sjw who can't take the bantz

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 08:35:48 No.82687417 Report

Quoted By:

>>82687219
>too crude these days
They've always been crude

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 08:36:10 No.82687423 Report

Quoted By:

>>82682065
Nah.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 08:36:21 No.82687426 Report

Quoted By:

>>82687405

Kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 08:38:45 No.82687452 Report

Quoted By: >>82687477

>>82687405
>economy in a financial crisis
>standard of living is terrible
>people getting arrested up the wazoo

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 08:40:58 No.82687477 Report

Quoted By: >>82687510 >>82687526

>>82687452
The economy is bad because that nigger in the white house was mad about Russia interfering with NATO's coup in the Ukriane.

Standard of ling has improved drastically under Putin.

People getting arrested are leftist agitators who had it coming.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 08:44:27 No.82687510 Report

Quoted By:

>>82687477
So people who disagree with you being a shitty leader with a fucked up country and legal system are called agitators now? Interesting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 08:46:26 No.82687526 Report

Quoted By:

>>82687477

Putin pls go

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Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 08:54:14 No.82687599 Report

Quoted By: >>82687608 >>82688722

>>82682866
Spider-Man has never liked Star Wars. Makes sense Pete wouldn't know what an AT-AT is called.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 08:55:41 No.82687608 Report

Quoted By:

>>82687599
Deepest lore

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 09:01:37 No.82687671 Report

Quoted By:

It's hardly a big deal. kids in the single digits curse nowadays. It's not very surprising that Peter would say "HOLY SHIT" after seeing a guy grow to the size of buildings

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 09:05:23 No.82687706 Report

Quoted By: >>82687744 >>82690226 >>82697837

>>82682866
I am apparently an enormous nerd.

I have never watched Star Wars, and I'm not going to.

Never watched Star Trek either, and not going to.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 09:09:58 No.82687744 Report

Quoted By:

>>82687706
Well Star Trek is a long spanning TV series with quite a few movies so that's understandable. But to watch the Star Wars ones isnt asking for a lot of your time, still if it's a genre you're not interested in skipping them makes sense too. I was never interested in Sci-fi all that much and after finally watching Star Wars i can only say that they're alright, just very overrated.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 09:14:49 No.82687791 Report

Quoted By:

>>82682065
So he really said "Holy shit!"? I thought he said that but wasn't too sure because I was watching the camrip. Not sure how I should feel about Spidey swearing. It was funny and unexpected I guess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 10:37:29 No.82688549 Report

Quoted By:

>>82686009
That was one of my favorite lines of his, along with being excited over Bucky's arm.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 10:39:18 No.82688570 Report

Quoted By:

>>82682866
Any movie that has been released at least 10-20 years ago is old. Not counting a movie released before you were even born, nor old enough to be able to collect thoughts about said movie.

LoTR triligy is an old movies series.

The Star Wars prequels are all movies now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 10:56:49 No.82688722 Report

Quoted By:

>>82687599
Perfect.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 11:01:05 No.82688749 Report

Quoted By: >>82693325

>>82682866

They're kindergartners, you ass. They don't know anything. They didn't pick the movie to watch out of a Criterion list on a playdate. Their parents showed it to them and they just accepted it.

Empire is an old movie. Teenagers acknowledge it is an old movie because it happened almost 40 years ago.

Deal with it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 11:11:25 No.82688863 Report

Quoted By:

>>82683256
>star wars is for nerds
Literally cringe
Please go back to tumblr newfag normie faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 13:12:36 No.82690206 Report

Quoted By:

>>82683287
Nah, he's the best
Tom Holland>>Andrew Garfield>>>>Shit>>USM(Cartoon)>>>>>Tobey Maguire.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 13:14:25 No.82690226 Report

Quoted By:

>>82687706
You're real cool buddy

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 13:30:01 No.82690433 Report

Quoted By:

>>82682065
I've been cursing sense I was 11 so seeing Spider-Man curse was cool, it was realistic.
I wish they were allowed to curse in the latest TMNT show, it'd feel a lot more natural.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 13:34:44 No.82690496 Report

Quoted By:

>>82682866
I was under the impression that Peter was being sarcastic when he described ESB as "that really old movie".

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 13:37:40 No.82690532 Report

Quoted By:

>>82682481
>We have his evil repaint Deadpool for all of that
Stopped reading there casual

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 13:42:18 No.82690601 Report

Quoted By:

>>82683062
>youre like some kind of fucking octopus, aint you doc?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 13:43:56 No.82690621 Report

Quoted By:

>>82683287
Tom Holland's Spider-Man was weak, but he's the GOAT Peter Parker.
And his Spider-Man was only weak because he's just been swinging around in a shoddy costume for 6 months and doing street level work.

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Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 13:44:23 No.82690629 Report

Quoted By:

>>82684080
>psst! Hey kid! Wanna buy some drugs?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 13:44:35 No.82690632 Report

Quoted By:

>>82682065
Not really, as long as it's not overdone. If he starts dropping cluster F-bombs every two words or so, then I (and almost certainly the MPAA) will have a problem.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 14:43:23 No.82691442 Report

Quoted By:

>>82683003
>These fake "nerds" Thinking that you have to like star wars or star trek or some other bullshit to be a nerd
lmao kill yourselves.

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Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 14:51:12 No.82691569 Report

Quoted By:

>>82682481

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 15:25:37 No.82692158 Report

Quoted By:

>>82684698
Is this song about jerking off?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 15:28:26 No.82692209 Report

Quoted By:

>>82686128
>shit isn't a swear word. It's a biological function.

By that logic, fuck isn't a swear word either.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 16:17:23 No.82693172 Report

Quoted By:

>>82686009
He seemed so young while saying this. Younger than he is. While I loved this spidey this line was very silly coming out of his mouth. Not on a spiderman silly level. Just eh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 16:19:54 No.82693228 Report

Quoted By:

I liked how Tony is becoming a father figure to this Peter. They're the two most charismatic characters of the MCU, this cane be really fun in future movies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 16:22:14 No.82693275 Report

Quoted By: >>82693411

Old movie guy here.

I apparently have a very different definition of old than most of you. No, a movie 10-20 years old isn't old, a movie 40-50 years old is kind of old in my book.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 16:23:45 No.82693315 Report

Quoted By: >>82693362

>>82682866
My niece is 15, the same age Peter, and she thinks all of the original trilogy are so old that they are unwatchable movies. Most of her friends haven't seen any of the original star wars films either or most of the prequels. Surprisingly, most of them have seen Revenge of the Sith and like it. I think actual 15 year old teenagers outweigh what kindergartners think of it.

Also, she swears, and her friends swear a lot too. Most of the neighbor kids her age swear a lot too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 16:24:08 No.82693325 Report

Quoted By:

>>82688749
>They're kindergartners, you ass. They don't know anything. They didn't pick the movie to watch out of a Criterion list on a playdate. Their parents showed it to them and they just accepted it.
Oh, yeah, cause ESB is surely some obscure old movie right?

Apparently you're the one who doesn't know much about kindergartners or kids their age if you really think the only media they've been exposed to is what their parents have shown them. Or you were just a boring kid even by that age.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 16:25:51 No.82693362 Report

Quoted By: >>82693581

>>82693315
Your niece isn't like most kids then.

(I'm also freshly out of high school, so if we're going to be going by anecdotal evidence I have far more say than you guys)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 16:28:37 No.82693411 Report

Quoted By:

>>82693275
I'm 29, and I consider any move older than movie an old movie. However, I'm not one to judge a movie on it's age, but on its' quality. The Godfather for example, may be 15 years older than me, but the first thing I think of to describe it isn't that it's old, I just think of it as a classic, or that it's well shot and written, et cetera.

Most of the people on this board probably can't even legally buy a drink.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 16:37:03 No.82693581 Report

Quoted By: >>82693643

>>82693362

That's a no true scotsman fallacy. She doesn't count because she doesn't like it? Even though she's literally 15 and the closest to Parker's age of anyone in this thread? I admit she's one of the pretty popular girls, she loves movies and is like any other 15 year old these days. She just says that Star Wars "Looks old" and that the special editions "looks weird because they've add fake new stuff to it" ..(her words).

Apparently one of her nerdy girl friends loves the OT, and most of her male friends and boyfriends have liked them too.

I just texted and asked her, and she said the one word her friends would use to describe the original star wars movies is "old". She actually asked why I didn't just refer to them as the "old star wars movies".

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 16:40:19 No.82693643 Report

Quoted By: >>82700639

>>82693581
I didn't say she didn't count, I said she isn't like most kids. Just about everybody I know my age has at least seen A New Hope. I'm 19 btw, so it's not like there's a huge age difference between the two of us.

Jumpman !!KazE1+cPuk6

Jumpman !!KazE1+cPuk6 Thu 12 May 2016 16:41:19 No.82693662 Report

Quoted By: >>82693704 >>82693734

>old people arguing Empire Strikes Back isn't old

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 16:43:02 No.82693704 Report

Quoted By:

>>82693662
19 is old these days?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 16:44:18 No.82693734 Report

Quoted By: >>82694777

>>82693662
I'm old and I agree, ESB is old.

Just like in 1980 they would have considered movies made in 1944 old. Same amount of time passed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 16:45:51 No.82693766 Report

Quoted By:

Why does it feel like hardly anyone in this thread knows what nerd means nor understands a thing about Spider-Man as character outside of the movies?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 16:46:08 No.82693770 Report

Quoted By:

No, not really.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 16:46:47 No.82693782 Report

Quoted By:

>>82687397
Washington also owned slaves, what kind of psychopath would base their morality on his today?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 16:52:55 No.82693918 Report

Quoted By: >>82695210

>>82682126
>Peter is a nerd
>Doesn't have encyclopaedic knowledge of Star Wars
This was more refreshing than anything else.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 16:53:46 No.82693936 Report

Quoted By:

>>82685927
Oh. You're one of those.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 16:59:20 No.82694048 Report

Quoted By:

>>82682481
>be fighting super beings
>one turns into a giant godzilla sized mad man laughing
>OH SHIT

i think it was the most appropriate reaction
gtfo of this thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 17:33:21 No.82694777 Report

Quoted By: >>82694885

>>82693734
It's old, but it's still weird to refer to it as an old movie. I would not use that term to describe something that's still in the public consciousness to such a degree, something that had a sequel release less than a year ago.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 17:38:31 No.82694885 Report

Quoted By: >>82694959 >>82694961

>>82694777
I'd use it to describe For Your Eyes Only even though a James Bond movie was released last year.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 17:43:14 No.82694959 Report

Quoted By: >>82695229

>>82694885
People don't quote For Your Eyes Only every day, it isn't referenced constantly in books movies and tv shows.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 17:43:27 No.82694961 Report

Quoted By: >>82695229

>>82694885
But For Your Eyes Only itself isn't still in the public conscious. ESB has a scene that's still heavily referenced in media to this day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 17:46:17 No.82695020 Report

Quoted By:

>>82683381

>the MC is the weak linkin the films

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 17:56:22 No.82695210 Report

Quoted By:

>>82693918
That was just a joke about him being a kid. the early star wars are long past his time but the other characters like Tony Stark are the age where Star Wars was a big part of their childhood

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 17:57:12 No.82695229 Report

Quoted By: >>82695275 >>82697041 >>82697962

>>82694959
>>82694961
The "hero framed by a woman's legs" poster is referenced a lot in pop culture.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 17:58:59 No.82695275 Report

Quoted By: >>82695374

>>82695229
Not nearly as much as "I Am Your Father"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 18:00:23 No.82695319 Report

Quoted By:

>>82685927
HXC straightedgelord.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 18:02:45 No.82695374 Report

Quoted By:

>>82695275
I don't see how that makes much of a difference with regards to its age. People heavily quote much older movies like the Wizard of Oz.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 18:10:22 No.82695551 Report

Quoted By:

>>82682330
His aunt

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 18:16:47 No.82695711 Report

Quoted By:

>>82682481
>it's a "I'm a superior intellectual because I don't use your curse words" episode

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 18:31:45 No.82696141 Report

Quoted By: >>82696175

>>82682065
>YOU'LL GET YOUR RENT WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR
Why is /co/ so sheltered from reality?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 18:33:01 No.82696175 Report

Quoted By:

>>82696141
He was under symbiote influence when he said that.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 19:09:24 No.82697041 Report

Quoted By: >>82698231

>>82695229
Every time I see "(Character) will return" I say out loud "...in 'For Your Eyes Only.'" Like, reflexively. I even did it after the second post-credits sequence of Civil War.
>mfw no one I know understands why I said it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 19:13:37 No.82697156 Report

Quoted By:

>>82682065
Spider-Man was always a jerk. Remember when he was homophobic towards that wrestler? Or his racist treatment towards his landlord? Spider-Man's a dick because he's a direct self-insert of Stan Lee.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 19:26:39 No.82697452 Report

Quoted By: >>82700326

>>82684080
>can't sell drugs unless he's black
they can't keep getting away with this

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 19:40:22 No.82697747 Report

Quoted By:

>>82685959
Do you discuss the death of a loved one with a dude who just shows up in your house one day? Especially if it was so fresh you're probably barely done grieving/dealing?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 19:45:00 No.82697837 Report

Quoted By:

>>82687706
>he will never experience the glory that is Captain Jean-Luc Picard

I pity you, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 19:51:29 No.82697962 Report

Quoted By: >>82698231

>>82695229
That is a good point, but even so that's one thing, not even from the movie itself, and it's a lot easier to divorce the reference from the source material.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 19:57:12 No.82698094 Report

Quoted By: >>82698824

Is it wrong that I kind of want Aunt May to be my hot aunt that takes care of me?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 20:01:20 No.82698185 Report

Quoted By:

>>82684080
I was going to ask who's going to be the drawfag that makes Spidey a torturous murdering swearing cigarette-smoking crack dealing alcoholic pedophile lesbian, but then I realized that those are all /co/'s triggers, so there's no way anybody would do this

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 20:03:41 No.82698231 Report

Quoted By:

>>82697962
Yeah, honestly, >>82697041 is way more relevant and symbolic or whatever than a movie poster that most people have forgotten.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 20:28:05 No.82698824 Report

Quoted By: >>82698859

>>82698094
idk, ask Freud

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 20:29:15 No.82698859 Report

Quoted By:

>>82698824
I'd want her to wear tight and skimpy clothes too...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 21:22:29 No.82700326 Report

Quoted By:

>>82697452
>Can't kill in self-defense unless he's black
Nice to see Marvel's progressive side here, I guess red Spidey has too much privilege and power for it to be considered self-defense

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 21:23:50 No.82700364 Report

Quoted By:

>>82682065

Batman's "Oh shit" moment was better IMO. Spidey could have said "Holy crap" or just about any other exclamation but with Batman it felt like he just realized how far out of his league Doomsday was.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 21:29:38 No.82700538 Report

Quoted By:

>Everyone's assblasted because Peter called a movie they like "old"

And you call yourselves adults.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 21:30:10 No.82700550 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 21:31:40 No.82700586 Report

Quoted By:

FUCKING

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 21:32:41 No.82700619 Report

Quoted By:

LEAF

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 21:33:25 No.82700639 Report

Quoted By:

>>82693643
4 years is a pretty big gap in terms of maturity level and thinking certain things are cool, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 21:35:54 No.82700708 Report

Quoted By:

>>82685748
>FUCK THAT SHIT. It's part of the lore, bitch! What's next, Bruce Wayne's Parents alive and well and in Florida. He just became Batman for shits and giggles?
But senpai, people have been bitching about Batman's origin being told every time they reboot the character.
Marvel listened.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 22:04:05 No.82701453 Report

Quoted By: >>82704683

>>82685664
Why would he open up to Tony about Uncle Ben 5 minutes after he first met him?

Legna-Kun

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Legna-Kun Thu 12 May 2016 22:07:58 No.82701590 Report

Quoted By: >>82701851 >>82708170 >>82710740

>>82682481

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2016 22:16:51 No.82701851 Report

Quoted By: >>82711040

>>82701590
>namefag forcing the /co/mblr meme
What a surprise.

mentally retarded

mentally retarded Thu 12 May 2016 23:28:57 No.82704683 Report

Quoted By: >>82708054

>>82701453
he didn't tell him he's a vegan atheist crosfitter that adopted his dog either

you don't reveal some things in the first 10 seconds

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 May 2016 00:40:02 No.82708054 Report

Quoted By:

>>82704683
I think you misread his post. You're angrily agreeing with him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 May 2016 00:42:42 No.82708170 Report

Quoted By: >>82711040

>>82701590
FUCK OFF FUCK9ING SHITLORD STOP MKAING FUN OF TUMBLR

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 May 2016 01:46:27 No.82710740 Report

Quoted By: >>82711040

>>82701590
>le tumblr meme

Legna-Kun

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Legna-Kun Fri 13 May 2016 01:55:56 No.82711040 Report

Quoted By:

>>82701851
>>82708170
>>82710740
I'm sorry that I put a gif of the Tumblr boogie man. I'll try to be more careful around you extra sensitive anons next time.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 13 May 2016 01:56:20 No.82711051 Report

Quoted By:

Actually gave me flashbacks to the 90s TMNT movie

Nice to see even in this overly sanitized movie world some some surprises can still be had

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 May 2016 01:58:32 No.82711114 Report

Quoted By:

>WOW CAP, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU STARTED SUCKING OFF NIGGERS TO TRY AND FIND ME

Geez, I know Bucky's mentally unstable but this was a bit much don't you think?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 May 2016 02:01:13 No.82711205 Report

Quoted By:

>>82682360
Filename gave me a giggle.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 13 May 2016 02:13:49 No.82711603 Report

Quoted By:

>>82683062
>Peter how did you come across this fucking piece of shit? This is a symbiote, now prepare to die lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 May 2016 02:15:11 No.82711645 Report

Quoted By:

>>82685958
Yeah, and aren't our conversations and mannerisms just the fabric of good scripting?

>>82685954
This. If they had toned down the dorkiness just a tad to nerdy, but not cringey, it would have been perfect.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 May 2016 02:20:09 No.82711795 Report

Quoted By:

>>82685769
>Hours later

Not what I was saying. Most everyone does some light swearing, big deal, but the argument
>Normal teenagers, in NY no less, swear a lot
seems to forget that Peter Parker isn't a 'normal teenager'.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 13 May 2016 02:23:33 No.82711907 Report

Quoted By: >>82712011

>>82682065
This is why he should swear.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpK9etrl_bo

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 May 2016 02:26:39 No.82712011 Report

Quoted By:

>>82711907
>wanting Peter to unironically say "mother fucker"

Yeah, sure.

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