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Anonymous Mon 02 May 23:17:58 2016 No.82422831 View Reply Original Report

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Where was Spider-Man during the battle of New York ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2016 23:19:18 No.82422876 Report

Quoted By: >>82427930

>>82422831
Not having powers.

Pete mentions only having gotten his powers 6 months ago.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2016 23:19:30 No.82422877 Report

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>>82422831
Probably didn't have his spider powers yet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2016 23:19:59 No.82422892 Report

Quoted By: >>82424357

>>82422831
Jerking off with his web fleshlight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2016 23:21:07 No.82422923 Report

Quoted By: >>82424592

He was like 11 at the time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2016 23:21:27 No.82422935 Report

Quoted By: >>82424592

>>82422831

He was 11.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2016 23:21:38 No.82422939 Report

Quoted By: >>82423952 >>82424592

Getting a colonoscopy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2016 23:21:52 No.82422947 Report

Quoted By: >>82423952 >>82424592

Discovering masturbation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2016 23:59:04 No.82423952 Report

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>>82422939
>>82422947
Discovering masturbation via colonoscopy by Dr. Reacharound.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2016 00:02:19 No.82424047 Report

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>>82422831
He hadn't yet gotten his powers from an irradiated Tony Stark mechaspider.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2016 00:02:55 No.82424068 Report

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He would be 10 or 11 at the time

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2016 00:09:13 No.82424273 Report

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Spiderman is 16 in this movie.

Avengers came out in 2012

He would have been 12 senpai.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2016 00:11:38 No.82424357 Report

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>>82422892
Truly the hero we deserve

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2016 00:11:42 No.82424363 Report

Quoted By: >>82424768 >>82424773

>>82422831
Where was Wonder Woman during the Battle of Metropolis?

Serious question, I'm not going to spend three hours of my ever-shorter life watching that shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2016 00:13:26 No.82424416 Report

Quoted By: >>82424453

>>82422831
>Uncle Ben why is the city exploding

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2016 00:14:40 No.82424438 Report

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>>82422831
Considering Spiderman is black now, I can only guess jail or running from a pregnant woman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2016 00:15:11 No.82424453 Report

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>>82424416
Because God's punishing me for playing cave explorer with you too many times.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2016 00:17:02 No.82424503 Report

Quoted By: >>82424534 >>82428042

>>82424438
if they plan on doing miles in the mcu then fuck marvel

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2016 00:18:11 No.82424534 Report

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>>82424503
It's all but confirmed, I heard. Gotta diversify.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2016 00:18:18 No.82424538 Report

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>>82422831
Banging blondes and red heads, like he's supposed to.

Ain't got time for chitauri and shwarama

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2016 00:19:58 No.82424592 Report

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>>82422923
>>82422935
>>82422939
>>82422947

>11
>Colonoscopy
>Masturbation
So staying with Skip?

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Anonymous Tue 03 May 2016 00:23:47 No.82424716 Report

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>>82422831

>tfw you will never feel the amount of hype that scene gave you the first time you saw it

I feel like my life peaked at that moment

Spoiler !G06lKU6JL.

Spoiler !G06lKU6JL. Tue 03 May 2016 00:25:11 No.82424768 Report

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>>82424363
She can't fly and lives in Europe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2016 00:25:18 No.82424773 Report

Quoted By: >>82426703 >>82428453

>>82424363
To this day, I believe the greatest missed opportunity was that they didn't use the fact that there were 2 MacGuffins as an excuse to set up the DCEU.
Seriously, how fucking hard would it have been to have Superman go to Metropolis first because the thing there is in the middle of a city, take it out, Fight Zod, and then recovering from his little "moment" realize his job isn't done yet, only to fly off and find that the otehr MacGuffin is drifting ashore in pieces with some wrecked Atlantean technology washing ashore, as he looks out to sea, wondering what could have done this.

Wouldn't that have been better than freaking "he's kinda hot"?

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Anonymous Tue 03 May 2016 00:25:49 No.82424788 Report

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>>82422831
Just ever-so off screen.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 May 2016 00:33:35 No.82425044 Report

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>>82424788
>Pizza time!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2016 01:25:37 No.82426703 Report

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>>82424773

>Seriously, how fucking hard would it have been to have Superman go to Metropolis first

The plan was to use the ship thingy to send Zod and his crew to the phantom zone too. And they were inside the Mcguffin 1 and the ship thingy.

And disabling thing 2 also disabled thing 1, I guess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2016 01:48:19 No.82427288 Report

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>>82424788

Pizza time.

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Anonymous Tue 03 May 2016 01:50:14 No.82427345 Report

Quoted By: >>82429149

>>82424788
Pizza Time

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2016 01:51:29 No.82427382 Report

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>>82422831

He was busy being 12 years old OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2016 01:52:26 No.82427410 Report

Quoted By: >>82427968

>>82422831

Helping Aunt May with her yoga.

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Anonymous Tue 03 May 2016 01:55:04 No.82427474 Report

Quoted By: >>82428045

>>82424788
He stole that guy's pizza time!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2016 02:13:59 No.82427930 Report

Quoted By: >>82428074

>>82422876
Soooo Ant-Man or Age of Ultron time frame is when this Peter would have gotten his powers????

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2016 02:15:16 No.82427968 Report

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>>82427410
/ss/

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Anonymous Tue 03 May 2016 02:16:31 No.82428004 Report

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>>82424788
Pizza time!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 May 2016 02:17:12 No.82428021 Report

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>>82424788
He stole that guy's pizza!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2016 02:18:07 No.82428042 Report

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>>82424503
>>82424534
Neo /co/ pls go. It's obvious that this spidey is peter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2016 02:18:14 No.82428045 Report

Quoted By: >>82429186

>>82427474
>jokes we can't make anymore if they turn Spidey black

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2016 02:19:17 No.82428074 Report

Quoted By: >>82428626

>>82427930
Yes. I ant man the crazystupidfine girl hints that Spider-Man is already active.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2016 02:25:15 No.82428248 Report

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>>82422831
He was 11 and didn't have powers until like 6 months ago.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2016 02:29:28 No.82428352 Report

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>>82426703
I know, but if you think from a writer's point of view, that didn't have to be the case.
They could very well not have introduced the concept that you can just phantom drive the fuck right into one of them and solve the problem, meaning Superman had to prioritize, leading to some mysterious, unseen force taking care of the other one that you can expand upon in later films.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2016 02:33:29 No.82428453 Report

Quoted By: >>82428543

>>82424773
Because that's anticlimactic as fuck, and a shitty thing to do in your first movie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2016 02:37:23 No.82428543 Report

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>>82428453
Creating a global conflict but not involving any of the factions that would be very much interesting in this global conflict and exist at the time is an even shittier thing to do in your first movie.

Which is probably why Superman shouldn't have been the one to start off this Cinematic Universe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2016 02:40:58 No.82428626 Report

Quoted By: >>82428748

>>82428074
Oh yea, that news broadcast in the background during a scene in Ant-Man

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Anonymous Tue 03 May 2016 02:41:28 No.82428639 Report

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>>82424788
PIZZA TIME

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2016 02:45:35 No.82428748 Report

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>>82428626
The Mexican friend mentioning a guy that jumps, swings and crawls on walls

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2016 02:46:38 No.82428774 Report

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>>82424788
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DnbgRo52DY

Ted Fufu

Ted Fufu Tue 03 May 2016 02:55:00 No.82428970 Report

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>>82422831
Aunt May had grounded him for not doing his homework

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2016 02:56:16 No.82429003 Report

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>>82424788
HEY HE STOLE THAT GUY'S SHIELD

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2016 03:01:57 No.82429149 Report

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>>82427345
Spider-Man wearing clothes on top of his costume will never not be funny.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2016 03:03:23 No.82429186 Report

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>>82428045
>He stole that guys pizza bike.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2016 03:08:44 No.82429338 Report

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It was the middle of the day on a Friday. He was probably at his Middle School in Queens.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2016 03:22:30 No.82429715 Report

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>>82424788
PIZZA TIME

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