>>82016537Never let fandoms ruin something for you anon.
I have met people who treat beer, bicycles, exercise, and charity work like the worst autists treat Ponies.
One guy I work with told me about how he bought a case of super-rare, limited-run mega beer, then just stuck it in the back of his closet for four years so he could drink it with three other super-special super-rare limited-run beers from the same brewery. He talks about the nose on a beer and it's woody notes. I talk about how neat it is that Guinness makes for a good half of a Black & Tan and leave it at that.
A guy at my apartment complex stopped me as I was biking to the local store to ask what modifications I had made to my bicycle. Answer: none. It's a fucking bicycle, but he insisted that I could perform better, ride faster, stop sooner with all these brand names I don't give a shit about.
P-90-X. I just want to do some push-ups and use a few machines, I don't care about the serial number on your calisthenics course.
And Cthulhu preserve me from Ms. White Guilt three doors down. If she's not bleeding from her heart over the plight of refugees in Turkey, she's telling Me about the woes of the world, and how if I could just give some of my money to these completely legitimate organizations, I could save a starving puppy in Borneo.
