>>81664884Lynn dreams of being a soccer star when she grows up, then someone reminds her that this is America and that sport is for children here.
Lisa builds a time machine which Lucy uses to travel back in time and see Type O Negative before Peter Steele dies.
Lola receives an offer from a modeling agency who's looking for child models and...I'll leave you to guess what happens next.
Lana swallows a piece of sharp metal and perforates her esophagus. She dies of a massive infection.
Lucy poops in her diaper and it has to be changed.