>>81238941We never seen this "Craig".
probably another gag, i'm pretty sure all characters on this reality TV show are actors who pretend to does terrible things and borderline sexual relationships, we never seen any characters penetrate another, all that shit are special effects, like the many murders.
Ling-Ling is just an animatronic puppet with special effects, Spanky is a human with a motion capture suit, Wooldoor is wearing a disguise, and the others ones too, Toot is also full covered of makeup and gross shit on her body.
why all stories are never canonical? Because like all reality TV this is a complete fake for pandering the ego of the dumb viewers who wants more.
yes i like my theory In-Universe.