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Anonymous Mon 28 Mar 03:02:11 2016 No.81177487 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>81177571 >>81177575 >>81178278 >>81178407 >>81179266

>Blond Hair, Blue Eyes

Is...Is he Carol's?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Mar 2016 03:04:10 No.81177546 Report

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Does anyone even give a fuck anymore? Shit book, shit character, majority of ANAD is shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Mar 2016 03:04:27 No.81177554 Report

Quoted By: >>81177733

If lesbian butt babies actually fucking make it into the Marvel universe, not only will I never buy another Marvel comic ever again, I'll take all the ones I currently own and burn them.

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Anonymous Mon 28 Mar 2016 03:05:02 No.81177571 Report

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>>81177487
Jess is blonde haired and blue eyed. though I'm not sure hopeless or Javier know that.

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Anonymous Mon 28 Mar 2016 03:05:08 No.81177575 Report

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>>81177487
No, they even explicitly say that it isn't her's, "despite rumors on the internet".
It's from a sperm donor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Mar 2016 03:05:38 No.81177588 Report

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>Baby isn't ethnic. Literally Aryan devil.
Jessica is a racist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Mar 2016 03:06:48 No.81177635 Report

Quoted By: >>81178958

She went to a sperm bank, so the dad is anonymous. I'm pretending it's Carol's though because the thought of her going to space and unknowingly leaving her baby for Jessica to raise on her own is funny as hell.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Mar 2016 03:09:09 No.81177708 Report

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>>81177575
wait...she willingly knocked herself up through artificial insemination? that's worse than if she just accidentally got knocked up?

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Anonymous Mon 28 Mar 2016 03:09:21 No.81177716 Report

Quoted By: >>81177839 >>81178510

Carol can bust a nut? Has cock and balls?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Mar 2016 03:09:38 No.81177733 Report

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>>81177554
I'm pretty sure it's happened at least once somewhere in Marvels history

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Mar 2016 03:11:01 No.81177778 Report

Quoted By: >>81177866 >>81177867 >>81177875 >>81178306 >>81179354

>>81177708
Yeah, she wanted to be a mother so she decided to be a mother.
While I don't remember what her exact reasons behind it was, I'm curious how that's worse than accidentally getting knocked up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Mar 2016 03:12:31 No.81177839 Report

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>>81177716
Alien Tech Magic machines

Plus it is possible in the real world with help of a doctor for two women to have a child, though that child will always be female. hmmm actually maybey that he is a he alone rules out Carol

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Mar 2016 03:13:14 No.81177866 Report

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>>81177778
her life is a fucking mess. willingly bringing a child into that seems idiotic, though maybe that's the point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Mar 2016 03:13:20 No.81177867 Report

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>>81177778
She had a pregnancy scare with some guy, then went baby crazy and knocked herself up.
Then dumped the responsibility on others so she wouldn't have to change her life or make any sacrifices.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Mar 2016 03:13:37 No.81177875 Report

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>>81177778
well she spend the first comic talking about how much she hates children and being preggos

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Mar 2016 03:15:13 No.81177918 Report

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>>81177866
>>81177867
>>81177875
Oh, yeah, her doing it is horrible. I just thought it was meant "in general".

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Mar 2016 03:27:20 No.81178278 Report

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>>81177487
It's not uncommon for newborns have blonde hair and blue eyes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Mar 2016 03:28:21 No.81178306 Report

Quoted By: >>81178414 >>81179212 >>81179269

>>81177778
It'll get retconned as Clint's, watch and see.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Mar 2016 03:29:15 No.81178335 Report

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It's coulson's

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Anonymous Mon 28 Mar 2016 03:29:18 No.81178337 Report

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This will be the last time I post this.
I wanted it to be true, but....

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Mar 2016 03:31:31 No.81178407 Report

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>>81177487
Our theory at the LCS is that it's Hawkeye's. He donated sperm anonymously and somehow she got it without knowing.

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Anonymous Mon 28 Mar 2016 03:31:36 No.81178411 Report

Quoted By: >>81178460 >>81178985

Clint jerked off into a cup. Probably.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Mar 2016 03:31:44 No.81178414 Report

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>>81178306
It'll get retconed that the doner clinic was a Hydra experimentation lab, and the baby is some superhero hybrid, probably of Carol cause it would be funny.

Though i can see it being that Clint is the doner

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Mar 2016 03:33:14 No.81178460 Report

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>>81178411
You get to see who the donor is though

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Anonymous Mon 28 Mar 2016 03:33:30 No.81178472 Report

Quoted By: >>81178679 >>81179190

No, but they were aware of the joke.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Mar 2016 03:35:00 No.81178510 Report

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>>81177716

>Carol is literally becoming original Captain Marvel

>grows a pseudo penis and impregnates Carol on a drunken escapade

Dumber things have been written. Weirder things have happened to Carol.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Mar 2016 03:38:22 No.81178598 Report

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>>81178414
>Clint is the donor

No, like drunken sex and she doesn't want anyone to know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Mar 2016 03:40:45 No.81178656 Report

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The donor is Zemo

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Anonymous Mon 28 Mar 2016 03:41:28 No.81178679 Report

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>>81178472

>Dickgirl Carol banging her way through the Marvel roster

>Becomes a legend in their community

>Term springs up for "getting Carol'd", after getting fucked so hard you can't walk the next day

I can only get so hard, anon.

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Anonymous Mon 28 Mar 2016 03:51:53 No.81178958 Report

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>>81177635
>Carol switches in her sperm and doesn't let Jessica know.

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Anonymous Mon 28 Mar 2016 03:52:49 No.81178985 Report

Quoted By: >>81179163 >>81179337

>>81178411
So they're raising a son together that was conceived IVF

but they're still 100% not lesbians?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Mar 2016 03:58:43 No.81179163 Report

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>>81178985
Yeah, they just need to start fucking for real, already. It's getting kinda transparent. Everyone else is thinking it, so why not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Mar 2016 03:59:46 No.81179190 Report

Quoted By: >>81180556

>>81178472

Not like it would be the oddest pregnancy Marvel ever had.

I think Carol takes that prize.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Mar 2016 04:00:23 No.81179212 Report

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>>81178306
Aw, condom, no.

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Anonymous Mon 28 Mar 2016 04:02:39 No.81179266 Report

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>>81177487
Her and Bobbie do drink together occasionally.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Mar 2016 04:02:44 No.81179269 Report

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>>81178306

Clint always hits the bullseye. Even when he doesn't want to.

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Anonymous Mon 28 Mar 2016 04:04:04 No.81179298 Report

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>>81179212

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Anonymous Mon 28 Mar 2016 04:05:17 No.81179337 Report

Quoted By: >>81179406

>>81178985

I'm not sure why they decided to randomly hook Carol up with Rhodey. It's like...they've barely interacted before that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Mar 2016 04:05:43 No.81179354 Report

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>>81177778
>>81177866
>>81177867
It would be nice for them to address her dumping the responsibly on others and how her life is a mess so she can grow as a person/character

But I doubt that'll happen since this seems to be the writer self inserting himself into the story

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Mar 2016 04:05:44 No.81179355 Report

Quoted By: >>81179727

>>81177867
I skipped all this and from your brief description happy I did. But I'm curious while she was pregnant did her pheromone powers ever activate unintentionally or anything like that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Mar 2016 04:07:03 No.81179394 Report

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>>81177708
Yep.
She had a few flings, thought she might be, found out she wan't, decided she wanted to be, then had the operation.

Makes all her "I'm not ready for this, I don't want this" stuff even worse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Mar 2016 04:07:23 No.81179406 Report

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>>81179337
They did a quick google search for "minority superhero marvel military"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Mar 2016 04:18:01 No.81179727 Report

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>>81179355
No, nothing that would appeal to your fetishes happened.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Mar 2016 04:49:01 No.81180556 Report

Quoted By: >>81180648

>>81179190
>I think Carol takes that prize
Is she the one who had a baby that was actually an alter dimensional fan

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Mar 2016 04:51:56 No.81180648 Report

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>>81180556
Nope, raped by her son in a time paradox to have himself

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