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Anonymous Fri 25 Mar 15:11:42 2016 No.81084922 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>81085098 >>81085198 >>81085293 >>81085329 >>81085572 >>81087822 >>81088097 >>81088583 >>81089709

Drown the Horses, Clark.

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Anonymous Fri 25 Mar 2016 15:18:56 No.81085062 Report

Quoted By: >>81085382

The plot twist is that Pa also killed the Lang boys girlfriend, who would have become his wife and have his child. So Lana Lang doesn't exist in the DCEU.

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Anonymous Fri 25 Mar 2016 15:21:06 No.81085090 Report

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>Pa Kent was right all along

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Anonymous Fri 25 Mar 2016 15:21:39 No.81085098 Report

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>>81084922
Where does this thing about the horses come from?

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Anonymous Fri 25 Mar 2016 15:28:02 No.81085198 Report

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>>81084922
Drown them in PISS

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Mar 2016 15:32:29 No.81085293 Report

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>>81084922
Seriously, I'm supposed to believe that 1.5 men and two shovels, in maybe 24 hours, not only did enough to prevent any flooding on at least a 60 acre farm, but did enough to divert water back up the flood plain? Is Pa Kent secretly a kryptonian too?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Mar 2016 15:34:04 No.81085329 Report

Quoted By: >>81087913

>>81084922
this and the knightmare scene I thought the film could do without. There wasn't anything necessarily wrong with his speech, just why is Superman hallucinating in the fucking mountains.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Mar 2016 15:36:14 No.81085382 Report

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>>81085062
>Despite Lana Lang being in Man of Steel

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Anonymous Fri 25 Mar 2016 15:45:27 No.81085569 Report

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>>81085293
>implying Pa Kent was killed by the Tornado

>Implying he didn't just fake his death for mysterious reasons

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Anonymous Fri 25 Mar 2016 15:45:32 No.81085572 Report

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>>81084922
He was right though

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Mar 2016 16:43:45 No.81087091 Report

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>>81085569
>yfw he turns out to be lex ''the rex'' luthor adoptive father.

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Anonymous Fri 25 Mar 2016 17:13:24 No.81087822 Report

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>>81084922
I really like how the Kents are just utterly retarted cunts in this universe.

Bravo Snyder.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Mar 2016 17:16:11 No.81087913 Report

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>>81085329
sometimes Superman needs a bit of that sweet sweet LSD nigga

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Anonymous Fri 25 Mar 2016 17:21:32 No.81088097 Report

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>>81084922
>Be DCfag
>shit on MCU for years
>YEARS!
>Bitch about the Thor movies because they did a DC style hero better than DC could ever hope to.
>Talk up BvS for years as if it will be a game changer.
>Convince yourself that Snyder doesn't matter.
>Convince yourself that you can boot-strap a shared universe into existence over two movies.
>MUH QUIPS
>yfw you're still surprised that the movie is a fucking dumpster fire.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Mar 2016 17:31:51 No.81088384 Report

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>>81088097
you have no one to blame but yourself

all those times i said snyder was a hack was just replied with stop shitposting comments

all you had to do was listen

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Anonymous Fri 25 Mar 2016 17:32:26 No.81088397 Report

Quoted By: >>81088426

>>81085572
He was. His story was a parable about how a poorly implemented attempt to help others can actually cause more harm than good, which was particularly relevant for Superman, who had been accused, earlier in the film, of sloppily causing an international incident. /co/'s filled with retards, however, so their interpretation of this dialogue was, "Drown Horses, Clark."

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Anonymous Fri 25 Mar 2016 17:33:30 No.81088426 Report

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>>81088397
>/co/'s full of retards
>defending bvs
kek

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Anonymous Fri 25 Mar 2016 17:36:53 No.81088515 Report

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>>81088426
There are ways in which to criticize BvS's actual flaws without sounding like a moron in the process.

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Anonymous Fri 25 Mar 2016 17:39:30 No.81088583 Report

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>>81084922
Give me the Diamonds, Reginald.

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Anonymous Fri 25 Mar 2016 18:02:45 No.81089381 Report

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>>81085098
Clark was imagining his father and he told him that he and his father worked very hard to save themselves from a flood, but by doing so they redirected the water and drowned other things. for some reason he said he still heard the drowning horses in his dream.

I hope I don't have to explain how this is a parallel to Superman.

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Anonymous Fri 25 Mar 2016 18:13:05 No.81089709 Report

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>>81084922

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Anonymous Fri 25 Mar 2016 18:13:11 No.81089711 Report

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>>81088097
>hoping that DC will provide a nice alternative to Marvel blandness and self promoting techniques
>BvS comes
>they do the same
The moment Flash appeared broke my heart

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Mar 2016 18:26:57 No.81090145 Report

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>earth dad
>let those children drown clark it's better than exposing yourself to danger
>let those horses drown clark, helping people is bad
>let your dad die rather than slightly exert yourself

>space dad
>You can save them all Kal El, you can be their space Jesus

Snyder really nailed the psychological complexity of Superman

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Anonymous Fri 25 Mar 2016 18:54:37 No.81090914 Report

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>>81089709

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