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Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 03:12:12 2016 No.80606509 View Reply Original Report

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>Implying Diana would ever put up with a cold, reclusive, egotistical man like Bruce Wayne.

Was this ship anything other than just Batwanking? Do people just want to see their favorite superhero fuck Wonder Woman?

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Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2016 03:13:44 No.80606545 Report

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>>80606509
He's rich though which is most important factor.

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Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2016 03:14:04 No.80606556 Report

Quoted By: >>80606662 >>80608667

>>80606509
>implying an Amazon wouldn't want Earth's finest martial artist as a mate

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Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2016 03:14:51 No.80606577 Report

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>OP assumes Diana doesn't despise Amazonian Traditional Bullshit and learns that being a cockhungry golddigger is more enjoyable and relaxing

Bruce is the kind of guy who would buy a 24 karat blood diamond ring for every single one of Diana's fingers + 2 diamond earrings and Diana would respond with "That's all?" "If you loved me you have bought me a diamond necklace to go with it as well."

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Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2016 03:16:16 No.80606621 Report

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>>80606509
Wierd mly this ship is supported by a lot of SJWs

I think they see themselves as WW

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2016 03:16:47 No.80606633 Report

Quoted By: >>80606673 >>80608472

I don't ship Superman and Wonder Woman at all, but at least their romance made sense from a character perspective. If Diana is attracted to Bruce, it's probably a curiosity thing, but I highly doubt it could ever bloom into a serious relationship.

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Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2016 03:17:04 No.80606638 Report

Quoted By: >>80606694

>Implying it was justice league that started the wondybats ship
man I hate casuals on this board

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Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2016 03:17:24 No.80606644 Report

Quoted By: >>80608038 >>80608779

>>80606509
Why do you think Clark puts up with a cold, reclusive, egotistical man? It's same reason.

He's really, really handsome.

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Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2016 03:17:43 No.80606655 Report

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>>80606509
Batman isn't any of those things. Bruce Wayne definitely isn't any of those things.

>billionaire philanthropist
>debonair playboy
>charismatic leader of elite warriors

don't listen to what crazy uncle Frank said. Batman's a smooth operator.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2016 03:17:56 No.80606662 Report

Quoted By: >>80606727 >>80606896 >>80606929

>>80606556
But we're not talking about Lady Shiva anon...or are we?

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Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2016 03:18:17 No.80606673 Report

Quoted By: >>80608590

>>80606633

Are you implying Diana needs to choose? She is the princess of an Amazon warrioress race there is no choice

If Diana wants to whore herself out to both of them you best believe she will.

3-Ways are hot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2016 03:18:35 No.80606682 Report

Quoted By: >>80606781

>>80606509
>Was this ship anything other than just Batwanking?

Was there any doubt? I love Timm and CO, but Timm is a massive Batfag, so it's obvious why he ships them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2016 03:18:58 No.80606694 Report

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>>80606638
>panel explicitly say that it's all an act
Lrn2read

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2016 03:19:54 No.80606727 Report

Quoted By: >>80606896

>>80606662
DCAU doesn't have a Shiva.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2016 03:21:54 No.80606781 Report

Quoted By: >>80606871

>>80606682
Timm said that it would have been SM/WW if didn't ready do the animated series and had Supes with Lois.

Thank god that didn't happen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2016 03:24:59 No.80606871 Report

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>>80606781
Oh...

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Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2016 03:26:03 No.80606896 Report

Quoted By: >>80607999 >>80608975

>>80606662
>>80606727
Batman has beaten Lady Shiva in single combat.

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Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2016 03:27:10 No.80606929 Report

Quoted By: >>80610523

>>80606662
>implying Batman can't beat Shiva
protip even post crisis batman has beaten shiva more then enough to joss the whole best martial artist ever trope her character hinges on

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2016 03:27:45 No.80606946 Report

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>>80606509
who better for someone who feels out of place in society than someone who KEEPS himself out of society but knows how to wear a society mask?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2016 03:55:18 No.80607682 Report

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>>80606509
trinity shipping in general is disgusting

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2016 04:06:32 No.80607999 Report

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>>80606896
Not according to Bendis' list

lol jk

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2016 04:07:45 No.80608038 Report

Quoted By: >>80608263 >>80608567

>>80606644
Clark is the only one who genuinely likes Bruce, all the other League members put up with Bruce just to make Clark happy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2016 04:14:08 No.80608221 Report

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>>80606509
Reclusive, sure, but he's not cold or egotistical.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2016 04:15:53 No.80608263 Report

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>>80608038
Wonder Woman dated him, so did Zatanna.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2016 04:23:53 No.80608472 Report

Quoted By: >>80608518

>>80606633

>I don't ship Superman and Wonder Woman at all, but at least their romance made sense from a character perspective.

It didn't. The only reason they're paired is because they're strong, wear the same colors as the flag and are seemed as important people. It's the whole breeding horse thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2016 04:25:30 No.80608518 Report

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>>80608472
>The only reason they're paired is because they're strong, wear the same colors as the flag and are seemed as important people.
this so much

wonder woman and batman are so much more alike than supes

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2016 04:27:18 No.80608564 Report

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>>80606509
Yes, Bruce was Timm's self-insert.

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Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2016 04:27:21 No.80608567 Report

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>>80608038
>tfw no one will ever love you like Clark loves Bruce

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Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2016 04:27:55 No.80608590 Report

Quoted By: >>80608819

>>80606673
>3-Ways are hot
2+ males and 1 female is a gangbang, not a 3-way or threesome, no exceptions. 3-way and threesome is 1 male and 2 females.

So says the Lawgiver.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2016 04:30:28 No.80608667 Report

Quoted By: >>80609009

>>80606556

So why isn't Diana fucking Karate Kid or Richard Dragon?

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Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2016 04:32:51 No.80608733 Report

Quoted By: >>80609351

Maybe we will find out in the movie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2016 04:33:48 No.80608763 Report

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>>80606509
Batman is a trophy husband for the best woman earth could muster with all its might, magic and science.
As long as it's batman, and not batgod,

It's perfect.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2016 04:34:33 No.80608779 Report

Quoted By: >>80608970

>>80606644
So how did Ben Affleck get casted then?

Checkmate, batheists.

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Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2016 04:34:52 No.80608788 Report

Quoted By: >>80609055 >>80609304

Realistically, it would never work because Bruce is a megalomaniacal asshole who demands as much control as possible in any situation he's in. Wonder Woman is a heroine, a princess, and possibly a goddess. She's not going to put up with Bruce trying to tell her she can't do anything. She's a strong independent woman who don't need no man, literally.

This is also why Bruce is destined to fail with Selina. Bruce is a control freak and wants everyone under his thumb.

This is why pic related actually makes sense as a relationship Bruce would get into. He'd only fuck someone he could control.

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Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2016 04:36:04 No.80608819 Report

Quoted By: >>80612154

>>80608590

You sound homosexual anon.

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Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2016 04:41:07 No.80608970 Report

Quoted By: >>80609142

>>80608779
>He doesn't think Ben Affleck is godlike in beauty.
Nigga you need glasses.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2016 04:41:28 No.80608975 Report

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>>80606896

Everyone's beaten Lady Shiva by this point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2016 04:42:54 No.80609009 Report

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>>80608667
Because Richard Dragon is more a guru then a warrior and the Karate Kid won't be born for almost a thousand years.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2016 04:42:58 No.80609011 Report

Quoted By: >>80609072

>>80606509
Wonder Woman and Batman ARE Wonder Woman and Batman. Diana doesn't have a secret identity for most of her comic history because she doesn't want one, she IS Wonder Woman in name but Diana of Themyscira and Wonder Woman are the same person. She is a Princess who is a warrior and she takes no shame and embraces it, she doesn't want to pretend to be anyone else because she doesn't see the purpose behind it. She's basically a god among men and wants people to see her for whom she is because she wants to inspire. Flip the coin and you have Batman, whom considers himself Batman to the point where he has to practice to be Bruce Wayne. Bruce Wayne exists because he is a necessity, not because he is desired. This is shown in the fact that almost every future comic run has him still being an active part as Batman in some way (where as Clark secludes himself onto a farm many times). That is the life he chose, he chooses to be a hero regardless of not having powers. In this way he is more like Diana than Superman can ever be, where he does it because he feels responsible, Batman and WW do it because it is their calling in life, it's whom they are on a fundamental level.

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Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2016 04:44:21 No.80609055 Report

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>>80608788
why can't babs find someone her own age? Bruce is too old and Dick is just, so much younger than her. He was barely hitting puberty when she was starting college.

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Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2016 04:44:55 No.80609072 Report

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>>80609011

Hi, Charles Soule.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2016 04:46:45 No.80609134 Report

Quoted By: >>80609183

>>80606509
BM/WW can allow Diana to be the representation of hope for a man on the edge of the abyss.

It can allow Bruce can be the representation of honor, willpower and dignity that can impress even an amazon and show that "mere mortals" are worth helping.

Diana can be the foil that can actually last as long as Bruce in a battle of wills while he can the one of the few people who can get under Diana's skin and provide some perspective that she might need.

When Bruce saves her during combat, there is an element of danger for him since he is the more fragile one. While for Diana, when she saves Bruce it shows how even an immortal amazon is willing to sacrifice her life for a mere man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2016 04:46:57 No.80609142 Report

Quoted By: >>80609243

>>80608970
Something tells me that your homolust for the penis of Batman would warp your brain into thinking any man cast in the role was a god. Clint Howard could be cast as Batman and you'd talk about how sexy bald heads are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2016 04:48:03 No.80609183 Report

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>>80609134
>even an immortal amazon is willing to sacrifice her life for a mere man
>immortal
>sacrifice her life

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Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2016 04:50:45 No.80609243 Report

Quoted By: >>80611350

>>80609142
Ben is an Adonis. Don't fight it, accept it like the rest of the world already has.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2016 04:53:15 No.80609304 Report

Quoted By: >>80610267 >>80610710

>>80608788

None of this is true at all. You've been on /co/ too much. You can't just pick the worst iterations of a character and say that's who they are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2016 04:54:42 No.80609351 Report

Quoted By: >>80609399

>>80608733

Nah, we know Bruce is gonna be all "hey baby I'm Bruce Wayne, handsome billionaire playboy with a chiseled bod and a cleft chin and a big dick, howzabout we go for a ride in my vintage roadster and you can give me a blowjob" and Diana's going to be all "oh you sad, silly little boy" while she shakes her finger because patriarchy. Then Bruce will be like "whoa, this chick totally didn't fall for my wads of cash and sleazy charm, who is she" as he chases her and eventually she makes him see the error of his ways, making him a better person who still won't get any from her but that's okay because he's a better person right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2016 04:57:14 No.80609399 Report

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>>80609351
Cute.

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Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2016 04:58:10 No.80609425 Report

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>>80606509
Well considering he ended up alone in the end Im not sure why it matters

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Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2016 05:05:48 No.80609599 Report

Quoted By: >>80609805 >>80610186

>Not wanting to see supes and wondy have planet shattering sex
>Not wanting them to have children so that in the future there can be an event where each of them try to take over the universe

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Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2016 05:06:55 No.80609625 Report

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Does it subvert the stupid "most powerful man and woman must by law be together?" Yes? Then it's good.

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Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2016 05:13:20 No.80609805 Report

Quoted By: >>80610169

>>80609599
Because it's lame, boring and a dumb idea. Also
>Wanting to watch others fuck
Cuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2016 05:27:15 No.80610169 Report

Quoted By: >>80610624

>>80609805

He forgets that the scenario he's proposing make both Superman and Wonder Woman look very badly.

They both come off as alien, aloof and detach of humanity.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2016 05:27:56 No.80610186 Report

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>>80609599
This is why Hyperman is the best character.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2016 05:31:23 No.80610267 Report

Quoted By: >>80610397

>>80609304
>Batman
>not being megalomaniacal asshole who demands as much control as possible in any situation he's in

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Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2016 05:33:18 No.80610307 Report

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Because both Bruce Wayne and Batman are two invented characters that exist on opposite ends of the spectrum. The actual Bruce is a nice if not a bit too serious guy with a live for his family and a wide array of interests and knowledge

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2016 05:37:34 No.80610397 Report

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>>80610267
Ah, I get it. All your info comes from bat-hate threads and not from actually reading comics or watching cartoons.
No, Batman is only like that when he's being written by a hack.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2016 05:39:23 No.80610442 Report

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>>80606545

Yeah he's rich/good looking/buff. That's all he literally needs to be.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2016 05:42:29 No.80610523 Report

Quoted By: >>80610735

>>80606929
>joss
What?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2016 05:46:11 No.80610624 Report

Quoted By: >>80610875

>>80610169
Which is why this anon would argue that they make sense in certain characterizations (Good job Frank Miller, that was one of your good moves in TDKSA) but in standard DC fare Superman tries too hard to be liked by humanity and Wondy doesn't care enough.

Wonder Woman just shouldn't fuck the league in general. Batman sticking his dick in everything just reeks of fan-wanking.

Also, unlike Batman, Superman clearly has Lois and like a bunch of other women in his life. Bruce gets cat woman, talia, and viki vale-likes but they're never implied to be long term relationships or at least functional.

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Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2016 05:47:26 No.80610652 Report

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>>80606509
>Do people just want to see their favorite superhero fuck Wonder Woman?
Well yeah.
Duh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2016 05:50:12 No.80610710 Report

Quoted By: >>80611169

>>80609304
>You can't just pick the worst iterations of a character and say that's who they are.

I get where you're coming from, but the conversation is about DCAU Batman and, while not being the comics and certainly not representative of batman as a whole, is definitely a mainstream and widely accepted version of Batman. People say the only person that could portray Batman is Conroy (those people could suck a dick though). Worst iteration? I don't think so.

Batman's too off the wall in interpretation depending on what he's in. I don't think he should be in any relationships. I genuinely think Bruce should be asexual.

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Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2016 05:50:46 No.80610726 Report

Quoted By: >>80610986

>>80606509
>Diana gives Batman a kiss after he struggled to save her in the Brave and the Bold episode
>message boards go crazy
>JLU writers notice this and decide it might be fun to tease a relationship
This is literally the actual reason why they did this.

And honestly, I don't see why she wouldn't be attracted to whats obviously the greatest warrior she's met since being on Man's World. Note I said warrior, not the strongest.

I personally don't like Trinity shipping at all, but it's not like it doesn't make sense.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2016 05:51:18 No.80610735 Report

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>>80610523
Obscure nerd slang. Means that a piece of headcanon is shown to be wrong by something happening on the show, or the creator saying something that contradicts it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2016 05:58:50 No.80610875 Report

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>>80610624

>but in standard DC fare Superman tries too hard to be liked by humanity and Wondy doesn't care enough.

In the Nu52 Superman comes off as someone who stopped trying to be "human" and settled with a equal while Wonder Woman comes off as a sociopath with bloodlust who needs to be constantly lectured to care.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2016 06:04:59 No.80610986 Report

Quoted By: >>80611151

>>80610726
are you trying to tell me that Brave and the Bold was on before Justice League Unlimited?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2016 06:13:19 No.80611151 Report

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>>80610986
Justice League had an episode named Brave and the Bold in it's first season, moron.

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Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2016 06:14:00 No.80611169 Report

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>>80610710
I honestly fucking hate the way Batman is portrayed in the Timmverse. The cartoons are still very good but I hate that cynical approach to Batman's character.

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Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2016 06:24:34 No.80611350 Report

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>>80609243
>yfw Batman, a perennial comic A-lister and multimedia juggernaut, gets a beta joke of an old man playing him while Captain America, a B-lister for 5 straight decades, gets literally a perfect human being playing the character and is now the darling of the collective cape movie universes

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2016 06:42:52 No.80611691 Report

Quoted By: >>80612003

>>80606509
It doesn't make a lick of sense.

The relationship requires either Diana giving up the island
Or
Bruce giving up Gotham.

Also all the shipping in the Timmverse is hot garbage.

Like how did Timm just sit there going I have absolutely no idea what to do with Catwoman with Paul fucking Dini behind him?!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2016 06:57:07 No.80612003 Report

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>>80611691
She was exiled you fuck she wouldn't give up anything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2016 07:04:47 No.80612154 Report

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>>80608819
No, it's just true. 2 males can't form a threesome with one woman, it's a gangbang.

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