>>80353502> can't talk to his crushBut that's pretty typical of guys his age, plus he DOES talk to her, his whole character development thus far is that he's getting more confident with Jackie
> Does nothing excitingLiterally in the FIRST EPISODE, the reason he accepts Star into his life is because he wants things to be more exciting
> 2 friendsStar, Alfonso, Ferguson WHOOPS THAT'S 3
Plus those are just the ones we've seen
> spends all his time with StarYeah I guess oh wait there's an ENTIRE EPISODE where the whole point is Marco's like "Fuck no Star we can't hang out today"
> is the side-kick to a womanUH OH WATCH OUT EVERYONE THE MORTAL HUMAN CAN'T KICK AS MUCH ASS AS THE FAE-CREATURE PRINCESS WITH A WAND THAT CAN LITERALLY RESHAPE THE ENTIRE
FUCKING
UNIVERSE
OH SHIT HE'S A FUCKING SIDEKICK GODDAMN
> life would be shit without StarNo, his life would just be mundane without Star
Considering that from the look of his house he comes from at least an upper middle-class background and he's in-canon very intelligent I think his life would probably turn out pretty good without her
