And now, Benjamin Clawhauser and Friends in "A to ZPD!"
Clawhauser:
Welcome to Precinct 1 of ZPD!
We handle crimes from A to Z!
From Assault & Battery to Zoning!
From Litterbugs to Illegal Cloning!
I see that it’s your first day here,
So let me make just one thing clear,
Don’t slack off or take bribe-money-cash,
Or Sweet Chief Bogo will have you whacked!
I’m kidding, sorta, chin up and grin,
I’m dispatch officer, Benjamin!
Judy Hopps:
Well I’m Judy Hopps from the next town over,
Here to keep the peace, the law and order!
Clawhauser:
Order? Peace? A jape! A jest!
Oh yeah, here’s your Kevlar vest.
This town’s a jungle, chaos reigns,
We’re less a cure and more band-aid.
We’re undermanned and underfunded,
With horrid hours and no promotions,
You’ll prowl the streets, the slums, and bars,
Stun Gun’s ready, here you are!
I’m glad you’ve volunteered to join the fray,
Yesterday, Sergeant Leyman passed away!
The wake was quick, but full of worth,
Chief Bogo said some touching words.
Chief Bogo:
His favourite colour was orange.
Clawhauser:
Hard to play off of though.
Judy:
Your comm is flashing!
Clawhauser:
Got it. Hello? WHOAH!
(turns around to face his fellow officers)
Eeney, Meeny, Miney, Moe,
I wonder which of you should go,
To the docks and put a stop,
To the bear who’s killed four cops.
Officer Goat:
My wife just left me and took the kids,
Drove out of town and off the grid!
Officer Dingo:
My dad just died, no need for tissues,
He left me nada apart from ISSUES!
Officer Lemur:
My blood is boiling, I'll take the case,
Let me loose, I’ll chomp his face!
Officer Boar:
My yoga instructor blew my mind,
Am I the dreamer or the butterfly?
Terrence:
I’m just here to visit, I’m retired!
Clawhauser:
So you’re jobless? Great you’re hired!
(pushes them out the door)
Bon voyage, I’m sure I’ll see you soon,
Four failed to work, but five should do!
