>>80148345>Rate it out of 10GENERAL LOOKS: 10
It's gorgeous. This film has an amazing personality, and every detail is crafted.
STORY: 7
It's not deep, but it's not dumb. Predictable, but that's OK. It's for children.
COMEDY: 8
It is actually funny. I laughed, my kids laughed, people around us laughed.
FEELS: 9
Not manipulative, which I appreciate. It's not a feel fest, and that's the best part: few strikes, but very precise strikes.
CHARACTERS: 11
These characters are charming and alive.
BONERS: 0
But that's because I'm no furry. The designs are totally cute.
POTENTIAL FOR SEQUEL:100
I want Zootopia 2: The Case Files of Judy & Nick RIGHT NOW!
SHAKIRA: Yes
There is Shakira
RESPECT FOR ADULTS WITH JOKES THE KIDS WON'T GET: Yes
Breaking Bad and Silencie of the Lambs references. Nothing sexual but that's fine.
RESPECT FOR KIDS: Yes
It could have been dumb, but it ain't. It's actually kinda violent at the very beginning, and some parts are scary.
WAS I DRUNK: No
I had like three beers.
AM I DRUNK RIGHT NOW: Kinda
None of your business.
WOULD BUY MERCHANDISE: Yes
Technically I would, but not for me. I don't collect toys.
POTENTIAL FOR GOOD VIDEO GAMES BASED ON IT: 0
When has a movie made a good game?
POTENTIAL FOR GOOD MERCHANDISE BASED ON IT: 8
I'm sure the dolls are gonna be adorable.
NEED FOR 3D: No
Saw it in 2D and I don't feel I've missed anything.
SOCIAL THEMES EXPLORED: Many
Hey, I'm no SJW but kids need to think about this stuff. It's not really preachy.
SEXUAL TENSION: Some
I guess it's up for interpretation. I don't necessarily think Judy and Nick are gonna fuck, but if they do it in the sequel I won't be shocked.
