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Anonymous Sun 21 Feb 20:59:45 2016 No.80108478 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>80109119 >>80109801 >>80109807 >>80142588 >>80160700

>Ok Mr Burns what is your first name?

>............I don't know

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Anonymous Sun 21 Feb 2016 21:10:39 No.80108788 Report

Quoted By: >>80109038 >>80116707 >>80139185

I have been subconsciously mimicking that inflection of "I don't know" ever since this aired.

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Anonymous Sun 21 Feb 2016 21:12:15 No.80108836 Report

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Buy on You

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Anonymous Sun 21 Feb 2016 21:19:02 No.80109038 Report

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>>80108788
I do it consciously.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Feb 2016 21:21:25 No.80109119 Report

Quoted By: >>80109349 >>80109436

>>80108478
Don't forget the next shot
>cuts to them in front of the post office
>Homer: "Great plan, Bart!"

This is still one of the funniest moments in the show imo desu

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Anonymous Sun 21 Feb 2016 21:30:17 No.80109349 Report

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>>80109119
based

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Anonymous Sun 21 Feb 2016 21:32:46 No.80109436 Report

Quoted By: >>80109660 >>80134035

>>80109119

Also, this episode had the best ending ever

>Homer: Save a guy's life, and what do you get? Nothing! Worse than nothing! Just a big, scary rock!
>Bart: Hey, don't knock the head, man.
>Marge: Homer, you don't do things like that to be rewarded! The moral of the story is that a good deed is its own reward!
>Bart: But we got a reward, the head is cool!
>Marge: Well, then maybe the moral is, no good deed goes unrewarded.
>Homer: Wait a minute! If I hadn't written that nasty letter we wouldn't have gotten anything.
>Marge: Mmmm... then I guess the moral is, the squeaky wheel gets the grease.
>Lisa: Maybe there is no moral, Mom.
>Homer: Exactly! It's just a bunch of stuff that happened.
>Marge: But it certainly was a memorable few days.
>Homer: Amen to that.
>[the whole family laughs]

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Evil Emperor Proteus !Opn6LYNH7s Sun 21 Feb 2016 21:37:46 No.80109598 Report

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"Just miles from your doorstep, hundreds of men are given weapons and trained to kill. The government calls it the Army, but a more alarmist name would be... The Killbot Factory."

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Anonymous Sun 21 Feb 2016 21:39:45 No.80109660 Report

Quoted By: >>80110748 >>80127179

>>80109436
Actual Moral: "two wrongs sometimes make a right"

or at least that's another Simpsons quote from around the same time.

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Evil Emperor Proteus !Opn6LYNH7s Sun 21 Feb 2016 21:41:23 No.80109716 Report

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>Wiggum: "Hey, where's Side-Show Bob and that guy who kills people and eats their faces?"
>Face-Eater: "I'm right here Chief!"
>Wiggu: "Oh good. Well where's Side-Show Bob?"
>Face-Eater: "Oh he ran off."
>Wiggum: "Aw geez, well, if anyone asks, I beat him to death."

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Evil Emperor Proteus !Opn6LYNH7s Sun 21 Feb 2016 21:42:57 No.80109759 Report

Quoted By: >>80115486 >>80159730

>Moleman: "I would like the biggest bid feeder you have. No, that's too big."

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Anonymous Sun 21 Feb 2016 21:44:08 No.80109801 Report

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>>80108478
>i was saying boo-urns

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Anonymous Sun 21 Feb 2016 21:44:22 No.80109807 Report

Quoted By: >>80110715

>>80108478

>Homer's impression of Mr Burns.

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Anonymous Sun 21 Feb 2016 21:49:26 No.80109951 Report

Quoted By: >>80119940

>"Marge, is Lisa at Camp Granada?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jjiWS__Mp0

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Evil Emperor Proteus !Opn6LYNH7s Sun 21 Feb 2016 22:16:47 No.80110715 Report

Quoted By: >>80131842 >>80132074

>>80109807
>"I'm Mr Burns! bla-bla-blah! Do this do that! bla-bla-bla!"

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Anonymous Sun 21 Feb 2016 22:17:59 No.80110748 Report

Quoted By: >>80114340

>>80109660

That's what Lisa says after Bart gets his ass kicked because he only pretended to take karate lessons. It's in the Leftorium episode.

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Anonymous Sun 21 Feb 2016 22:45:48 No.80111520 Report

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Lisa's ballet instructor getting offended and making a classy run to the bus stop

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Anonymous Sun 21 Feb 2016 22:52:33 No.80111697 Report

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>Marge blocks doorway
>Bart: Mom, you're blocking our way
>Homer (in a kindly, fatherly tone): Push her down, son.

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Evil Emperor Proteus !Opn6LYNH7s Sun 21 Feb 2016 23:26:27 No.80112722 Report

Quoted By: >>80128437

>"This is for employing me for 8 years!"

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Anonymous Sun 21 Feb 2016 23:41:43 No.80113169 Report

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>Homer: Oh, no! This is a disaster! Now what the hell am I gonna do with three thousand angel ashtrays?!
Bart: I could take up smoking.
Homer: You'd damn well better.

Or

>Homer: So we need a replacement skeleton and we need it now! Bart! Strip down to your skeleton!

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Evil Emperor Proteus !Opn6LYNH7s Sun 21 Feb 2016 23:55:13 No.80113564 Report

Quoted By: >>80135464

>Homer: " *GASP* Super-Fun Happy Slide!"

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Anonymous Sun 21 Feb 2016 23:57:14 No.80113617 Report

Quoted By: >>80113778 >>80135464 >>80156536

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Evil Emperor Proteus !Opn6LYNH7s Mon 22 Feb 2016 00:02:28 No.80113778 Report

Quoted By: >>80135464

>>80113617
Bart's building up to the picture was just great.

>Bart: "We come now to the final and most terrifying painting of the evening. To even GAZE upon it, is to go MAD!"
And then, after Homer's mind-shattered outburst.
>Bart: "We had a story to go with this, but it was just far too intense. So we threw something together with Vampires, enjoy!"

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 00:03:50 No.80113824 Report

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I loved that scene.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjhBb2o4K5M

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 00:08:56 No.80113998 Report

Quoted By: >>80119539 >>80128706

Is it time again, /co/?

https://frinkiac.com/

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 00:20:20 No.80114340 Report

Quoted By:

>>80110748
I also remember something like this:

>Bart: Two wrongs make a right.
>Lisa: No they don't! DAAAD!
>Homer: Two wrongs make a right, Lisa.

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Evil Emperor Proteus !Opn6LYNH7s Mon 22 Feb 2016 00:28:29 No.80114593 Report

Quoted By: >>80163430

>Pilot: "It's those damned Iraqis again."

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 00:35:50 No.80114830 Report

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>Well Chief, don't quit your day job. Heh heh heh. Whatever that is.

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 00:38:17 No.80114907 Report

Quoted By: >>80115345 >>80115392 >>80140487 >>80150378

>Lisa, your food's getting cold!
>It's raw veggies. They're supposed to be cold!
>Well, someone who loves you put melted butter on them! Thank you, Mr. Bergstrom. I'll tell Lisa you dropped by.

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 00:39:33 No.80114943 Report

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>"Hello, my names Mr Snrub and I come from...some place FAR away...yes that will do.."

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Evil Emperor Proteus !Opn6LYNH7s Mon 22 Feb 2016 00:42:23 No.80115021 Report

Quoted By: >>80131406

>"SNORT"

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 00:43:47 No.80115062 Report

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>Don't worry Homer, you'll always be a part of me!
>D'OH!

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 00:46:33 No.80115142 Report

Quoted By: >>80115297 >>80115328 >>80115714 >>80122646 >>80125566 >>80146002

I still say "Dollareedoos" like its an actual thing.

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 00:50:53 No.80115283 Report

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Chowdare!

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Evil Emperor Proteus !Opn6LYNH7s Mon 22 Feb 2016 00:51:16 No.80115297 Report

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>>80115142
So do I.

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 00:52:11 No.80115328 Report

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>>80115142
I can't help it, it's too fun to say.

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 00:52:38 No.80115345 Report

Quoted By: >>80115392

>>80114907

This will never not make me mad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 00:54:36 No.80115392 Report

Quoted By: >>80116626

>>80114907
>>80115345
Someone post that edit of the "YOU ARE LISA SIMPSON" scene where Bergstrom's text is replaced with a crude drawing of himself fucking Lisa.

You know, now that I've killed the joke and everything.

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 00:58:04 No.80115486 Report

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>>80109759
>bird feeder
Seed bell, homie.

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 01:05:45 No.80115714 Report

Quoted By: >>80115766

>>80115142
I thought I was the only one

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 01:07:17 No.80115766 Report

Quoted By: >>80115812

>>80115714

This is what it feels like when doves cry.

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 01:08:47 No.80115812 Report

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>>80115766
Like tears in rain?

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 01:09:01 No.80115816 Report

Quoted By: >>80119884

> I'm looking for Mr. Bribe, wink wink.
>...It's a ring toss game

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Evil Emperor Proteus !Opn6LYNH7s Mon 22 Feb 2016 01:11:04 No.80115879 Report

Quoted By: >>80116060 >>80116484

>"We salute you, our half-INFLATED dark lord!"

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 01:16:27 No.80116060 Report

Quoted By:

>>80115879
Whoy!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 01:29:55 No.80116484 Report

Quoted By:

>>80115879
Honestly, this whole concert is beautiful to watch

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 01:34:09 No.80116626 Report

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>>80115392
That "You are Lisa Simpson" makes me sad for some reason.

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 01:34:43 No.80116652 Report

Quoted By: >>80120505

>"And just look how happy he is!"

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 01:36:05 No.80116707 Report

Quoted By:

>>80108788

The delivery on that is almost as good as

>It's an pornography store! I was buying pornography!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 01:39:45 No.80116842 Report

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Ahh, when Simpsons was good.

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 01:47:31 No.80117102 Report

Quoted By: >>80119965 >>80122414

>homer and bart talking about the getting fat plan
>Lisa flips her beanbag chair around
>DAD!
>terrified shriek

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 01:54:56 No.80117337 Report

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>I used to be a big cheese. A huge cheese! Now look at me... I gotta ride the bus like a schnook. I gotta live in an apartment like an idiot. I gotta wait in line with nobodies to buy groceries from a failure!
My favorite quote ever.

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 02:03:30 No.80117646 Report

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Homer: That's it! I'll make money with a chauffeur job! Good thing you turned on that TV, Lisa.
Lisa: I didn't turn it on, I thought you turned it on.
Homer: No. Well anyway, turn it off.
Lisa: It IS off...

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 02:10:23 No.80117872 Report

Quoted By: >>80131454

>So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 02:58:55 No.80119539 Report

Quoted By:

>>80113998
>https://frinkiac.com/
nice

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 03:09:28 No.80119884 Report

Quoted By:

>>80115816
>I'm looking for my friend Bill. Have you seen any Bills around here?
>No..............He's Bart.
That whole exchange between Wiggum and Homer is one of the funniest moments in the show.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 03:11:14 No.80119940 Report

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>>80109951

In the spic dub, he says something like "Marge, does Maggie uses the answering machine"?.

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 03:11:57 No.80119965 Report

Quoted By: >>80122703

>>80117102
King-Sized Homer is my favorite episode

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 03:16:17 No.80120120 Report

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c'mon kids, lets go home

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 03:21:27 No.80120290 Report

Quoted By: >>80120413 >>80157557

>I have a Ken that I'm transitioning to a Stacy
Haha, classic Simpsons!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 03:25:06 No.80120413 Report

Quoted By: >>80120464

>>80120290
>16x9
>classic
Bullshit.

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 03:26:24 No.80120464 Report

Quoted By: >>80126658

>>80120413

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 03:27:37 No.80120505 Report

Quoted By: >>80125795

>>80116652
>Nobody who speaks German could be an evil man.

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 03:31:30 No.80120631 Report

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>I'm a public servant, Seymour, I'm not allowed to use my own judgement in any way whatsoever.

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 04:27:47 No.80122414 Report

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>>80117102
Thank you. I've been trying to remember where this scene was from for the longest time.

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 04:31:50 No.80122545 Report

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OOOOOoohhhh, the germaaans!

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 04:35:21 No.80122646 Report

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>>80115142
Me as well.

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 04:37:41 No.80122703 Report

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>>80119965
Greetings from >>>/a/.

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 05:52:53 No.80124862 Report

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 06:19:55 No.80125481 Report

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Simpsons visit Australia.

>Marge: "I'm surprised he did that."
>Lisa: "I'M surprised he wrote so legibly on his butt."

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 06:23:19 No.80125566 Report

Quoted By: >>80125633

>>80115142
It's not?

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 06:26:29 No.80125633 Report

Quoted By: >>80125692

>>80125566
we don't have any special name for toads either

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 06:29:30 No.80125692 Report

Quoted By: >>80125783

>>80125633

At least tell me you play knifey-spoony.

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 06:33:54 No.80125783 Report

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>>80125692
They may not, but I sure as hell do!

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 06:34:38 No.80125795 Report

Quoted By: >>80126845 >>80131499

>>80120505
The thrust of the joke is actually a bit different:
>"Just because he speaks German doesn't mean he's an evil man."
meaning she thinks it's normal to assume all German-speakers are evil but she's trying to be open-minded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 07:20:59 No.80126658 Report

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>>80120464
>It's basically just me standing in front of a brick wall for 8 hours.
>It cost us 80 million dollars
>yikes

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 07:32:14 No.80126845 Report

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>>80125795
"No one who speaks German could be an evil man" is literally what is said, dude.

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 07:44:08 No.80127017 Report

Quoted By: >>80128938 >>80129349 >>80129521 >>80159678

I Dare you to name a better Opening segment than the soccer game from "The Cartridge Family"

>TV ANNOUNCER
The Continental Soccer Association is coming to Springfield! It's all here - fast-kicking, low scoring, and ties? You bet!

>BART
Hey Dad, how come you've never taken us to see a soccer game?

>HOMER
I... don't know.

>TV ANNOUNCER
You'll see all your favorite soccer stars. Like Adiaga! Adiaga two! Badiaga! Aruglia! And Pizzoza!

>HOMER
Oh, I've never heard of those people.

>TV ANNOUNCER
And they'll all be signing autographs.

>HOMER
Woohoo!

>TV ANNOUNCER
This match will determine once and for all which nation is the greatest on earth - Mexico or Portugal!

>BART & LISA
Can we go Dad, please Dad, Please Dad, can we go Dad, huh, huh, please?

>HOMER
Yes, yes! Oh god, yes!!

>HOMER
Oh, I'll kill myself if Portugal doesn't win.

>MARGE
It's hard to believe this used to be an internment camp.

>BART
Yo, Paella man! Wing one up here!

>KENT BROCKMAN
Half back passes to the center, back to the wing, back to the center. Center holds it. Holds it. Holds it...

>MEXICAN COMMENTATOR
Half back passes to center, back to wing, back to center! Center holds it! Holds it! HOLDS IT!

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 07:57:37 No.80127179 Report

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>>80109660
The ACTUAL moral: "Two wrongs don't always make a right, but three lefts make a right, and two Wrights made a plane.

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 08:44:44 No.80127676 Report

Quoted By: >>80130192

I am the angel of death.

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 08:55:11 No.80127757 Report

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>Homer: The only reason we don't move out of this dung hill is because of my court-ordered ankle bracelet. (his ankle bracelet beeps) I'm here, quit bugging me!
>Marge: Why do you always have to show that to company?
>Homer: It's a conversation-starter.
>Silence

the "I'm here, quit bugging me!" is just too good not to quote when someone calls me

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 10:05:34 No.80128437 Report

Quoted By: >>80129478

>>80112722
OH NOW I GET IT, IT'S A VISUAL PUN!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 10:06:48 No.80128448 Report

Quoted By: >>80142227

Smithers, are they booing me?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 10:28:27 No.80128618 Report

Quoted By: >>80129990 >>80142562

Every time I revisit the simpsons I find more and more thins to laugh about. It's pretty crazy how many layers these jokes have. All the best shows are layered. Take this 15 second scene for instance:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfkdM-WraiY

The lowest common denominator will think it's funny because a seedy immigrant is trying to sell Homer a poor car.

But those who understood the nature of the Soviet Union with laugh at the line "What country is this car from? – Eeeh, it no longer exists"

And finally, those aware of the Cyrillic alphabet will laugh even harder at the line "Put it in H!"

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 10:39:36 No.80128706 Report

Quoted By: >>80128923 >>80129091

>>80113998
i love this goddamn thing

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 10:43:48 No.80128747 Report

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 11:06:38 No.80128905 Report

Quoted By: >>80129007

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 11:08:31 No.80128911 Report

Quoted By: >>80129040 >>80157826

>yfw you realize

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 11:11:06 No.80128923 Report

Quoted By: >>80129048

>>80128706
>ohhhhmyyYYYGOOODD

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 11:13:11 No.80128938 Report

Quoted By: >>80128967 >>80130368

>>80127017
The only thing triggering me about this segment is the choice of nations. Mexico and Portugal? First has never even won world cup and second one has exactly won once.
Should have taken Brazil and Italy or Germany. They even had Pelé!
Apart from that I most enjoyed the commentators, because it's like that in real life. Boring to watch, but the commentary on radio is always speaking of the match of the century.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 11:16:12 No.80128967 Report

Quoted By: >>80128981 >>80129504 >>80129867 >>80129917 >>80131229

>>80128938
The whole joke is how irrelevant any of you soccer fans actually are. Like right now, you think we care about your mexico portugal blah blah blah, but we couldn't give less of a shit! That's what makes it so great.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 11:18:05 No.80128981 Report

Quoted By:

>>80128967
USA! USA! USA!

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 11:20:47 No.80129007 Report

Quoted By:

>>80128905

>Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with us digging up a corpse?

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 11:24:37 No.80129040 Report

Quoted By: >>80157826

>>80128911
Realize what? And don't you fucking say it's T&J

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 11:25:02 No.80129044 Report

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Evil Emperor Proteus !Opn6LYNH7s Mon 22 Feb 2016 11:25:51 No.80129048 Report

Quoted By: >>80129083 >>80129091 >>80165890

>>80128923
This will always be my favourite exclamation from Homer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 11:26:35 No.80129053 Report

Quoted By: >>80129365

What would have to change for us to have something even remotely similar to classic Simpsons. I admit I have nostalgia glasses on most of the time, but NO ONE can deny that early Simpsons episodes were far superior to current shit.

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 11:27:34 No.80129067 Report

Quoted By: >>80129097 >>80134465 >>80137633

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 11:29:10 No.80129083 Report

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>>80129048
I have two, that one, and this one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 11:29:55 No.80129091 Report

Quoted By:

>>80129048
>>80128706
>He said what now?
>Don't bring home anymore old crutches!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 11:30:57 No.80129097 Report

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>>80129067
Jaws.

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 11:35:01 No.80129134 Report

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 11:36:44 No.80129144 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 11:39:56 No.80129171 Report

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the painting behind willie in the shinning always gets me

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 11:51:26 No.80129270 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 12:00:11 No.80129349 Report

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>>80127017
Why'd it seem like this was everyone in Springfield's first ever soccer game?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 12:01:52 No.80129364 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 12:02:05 No.80129365 Report

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>>80129053
You'd have to make a new show. You can't go twenty seasons and still be that clever and fresh. Traditions, rules and expectations accrue over time.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 12:04:10 No.80129384 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 12:06:45 No.80129404 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 12:09:04 No.80129424 Report

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>>80129384
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqV3BYcplFM

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 12:13:35 No.80129454 Report

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>>80129349

What? Because it was.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 12:16:30 No.80129472 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 12:17:09 No.80129478 Report

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>>80128437
I get jokes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 12:20:07 No.80129494 Report

Quoted By: >>80131726 >>80152777

I don't know about the rest of you but Homer's line: Don't you hate pants! sums up the method of how I generate over half my discussions on /co/.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 12:21:46 No.80129504 Report

Quoted By: >>80129510

>>80128967
>it's an American has a huge chip on his shoulder episode

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 12:23:05 No.80129510 Report

Quoted By: >>80129601 >>80131229

>>80129504
How do you figure? Sounds more like irrelevant foreigner whining and Americans having a good laugh. But hey keep posting if you feel so strongly about it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 12:25:13 No.80129521 Report

Quoted By: >>80131756

>>80127017
We should all strive to live life less like Kent and more like Mexican Commentator.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 12:28:13 No.80129543 Report

Quoted By: >>80129742 >>80140849 >>80146188

>hammock district
my sides

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 12:28:35 No.80129547 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 12:33:37 No.80129585 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 12:34:56 No.80129597 Report

Quoted By: >>80157854

>>80129547
>joining a 300 post thread

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 12:35:25 No.80129601 Report

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>>80129510

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 12:51:43 No.80129742 Report

Quoted By: >>80140849 >>80146188

>>80129543

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlwFuQ_7kVc

There's almost nothing about this episode I don't love.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 13:07:22 No.80129867 Report

Quoted By: >>80130289 >>80130380 >>80140253

>>80128967
>irrelevant
114 million watched the Super Bowl.
1 billion watched the World Cup.
No one outside of the USA gives a shit about the NFL.

Evil Emperor Proteus !Opn6LYNH7s

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Evil Emperor Proteus !Opn6LYNH7s Mon 22 Feb 2016 13:12:19 No.80129917 Report

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>>80128967

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 13:19:44 No.80129990 Report

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>>80128618
Also 300 hectares on a single tank of kerose.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 13:26:19 No.80130075 Report

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_DtkbHfTcM

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 13:35:24 No.80130192 Report

Quoted By:

>>80127676
WHAT'S NEW PUSSY CAT?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 13:42:01 No.80130289 Report

Quoted By: >>80131811

>>80129867
And that just eats you up inside, doesn't it forinner?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 13:49:12 No.80130368 Report

Quoted By:

>>80128938
something tells me that's part of the joke.
it seems quite possible they knew neither were that great, but stuck with it anyway because Italy and Germany are more relevant countries (making it less funny)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 13:50:04 No.80130380 Report

Quoted By: >>80130439 >>80131071 >>80131229 >>80131811

>>80129867

Oh wow, 1 billion people that don't matter watched the world cup.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 13:51:39 No.80130408 Report

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>ENDUT! HOCH HECH!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 13:53:39 No.80130439 Report

Quoted By:

>>80130380

That's probably why the US is trying so damn hard to gain any rank during that golly thing, right? Though some pisspoor countries are still better at this sport, funny.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 14:31:37 No.80131071 Report

Quoted By: >>80131229 >>80131812

>>80130380
This. The only country that counts literally couldn't give less of a shit about soccer, and there aren't enough perrier bottles in the world to hold all those salty tears over it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 14:34:47 No.80131113 Report

Quoted By: >>80131814

A rare Zombie Simpsons line that's good:

>Bart, fetch me my suicide axe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 14:42:32 No.80131229 Report

Quoted By:

>>80131071
>>80130380
>>80129510
>>80128967
The sad thing is, if this was /k/ or something, I would think you people are legit, but this is /co/ and I tend to think you are merely trolling, BUT I am not sure.
Get their laughs from pretending to be idiots, etc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 14:56:02 No.80131406 Report

Quoted By:

>>80115021
>can't trust a pig with watermelons ya know

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 15:00:02 No.80131454 Report

Quoted By:

>>80117872
>Gimme three bee's for a quarter we'd say...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 15:04:06 No.80131499 Report

Quoted By: >>80131545

>>80125795
The other anon posted the quote accurately.

The whole joke is that Bob speaking German is proof that he's a good man because no one who speaks German would ever do anything malicious.

And you SHOULD understand why that is funny.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 15:07:11 No.80131545 Report

Quoted By: >>80131814

>>80131499
>And you SHOULD understand why that is funny.

yeah, Merkel is destroying Europe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 15:18:45 No.80131726 Report

Quoted By:

>>80129494
>IMPEACH CHURCHILL!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 15:20:31 No.80131756 Report

Quoted By:

>>80129521
>HE PASSES TO CENTER. HE HOLDS IT. HOLDS IT. HOLDS IT!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 15:23:51 No.80131811 Report

Quoted By: >>80131848 >>80132318

>>80130289
>>80130380
a-are you guys trolling or are you actually butthurt that there are people out there that enjoy some sport that you don't follow?

Let me remind you that this is a comic book imageboard...

soccer, football... it's all stupid garbage that none of you should be watching to begin with.

Now put your dick back in your pants because no one cares about your preference.

And if trolling - 9/11 - would reply again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 15:23:54 No.80131812 Report

Quoted By:

>>80131071
>The only country that counts
China? Or do you mean Japan?
All Asians look alike to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 15:23:57 No.80131814 Report

Quoted By:

>>80131545

Go tell it to any board that's actually about politics. Like /pol/. This is /co/.

>>80131113

>Flanders was a zombie?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 15:25:26 No.80131842 Report

Quoted By: >>80132074

>>80110715
>I'm Mr Plow! bla-bla-blah! Do this do that! bla-bla-bla!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 15:25:41 No.80131848 Report

Quoted By: >>80132279 >>80132318

>>80131811
Look at you, you posted a whole paragraph of tears, you're sobbing your dumb foreign heart out and you actually think Americans are the ones who are "butthurt", christ get a life

Evil Emperor Proteus !Opn6LYNH7s

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Evil Emperor Proteus !Opn6LYNH7s Mon 22 Feb 2016 15:36:44 No.80132074 Report

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>>80131842
>>80110715
>Mr Burns: "Destroy him."

Evil Emperor Proteus !Opn6LYNH7s

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Evil Emperor Proteus !Opn6LYNH7s Mon 22 Feb 2016 15:38:07 No.80132096 Report

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>Homer: "GASP. That Bird, it's KILLING the Elephant! Somebody stop him!"

Evil Emperor Proteus !Opn6LYNH7s

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Evil Emperor Proteus !Opn6LYNH7s Mon 22 Feb 2016 15:40:47 No.80132150 Report

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>Lisa: "I told him that picture would come back to haunt him."

Evil Emperor Proteus !Opn6LYNH7s

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Evil Emperor Proteus !Opn6LYNH7s Mon 22 Feb 2016 15:42:17 No.80132187 Report

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>Abe Simpson: "My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is *not* a porn star!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 15:46:53 No.80132279 Report

Quoted By: >>80132318 >>80132508

>>80131848
your posts are so angry.

is there a /sports/ board you can go die on?

This is for cartoons and comics.

Fuck your football (or rugby) and fuck their soccer (or football).
It's all garbage.

And you're a garbage person for being so emotional about it.

Evil Emperor Proteus !Opn6LYNH7s

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Evil Emperor Proteus !Opn6LYNH7s Mon 22 Feb 2016 15:48:50 No.80132318 Report

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>>80132279
>>80131848
>>80131811
Come on guys, knock it off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 15:59:17 No.80132508 Report

Quoted By: >>80133409

>>80132279
1 2 3 4.. wow, 5 whole lines of salt. I think it might actually be illegal to break someone this bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 16:51:07 No.80133409 Report

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>>80132508
come on now, that's like one paragraph of salt and you know it. stop artificially inflating your salt quantities like some kind of Bermudan Dobson.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 17:04:13 No.80133613 Report

Quoted By: >>80133791

There is a poisoned one, isn't there, Smithers?

No, sir. I discussed this with our lawyers. They consider it murder.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 17:10:24 No.80133715 Report

Quoted By: >>80147926

Evil Emperor Proteus !Opn6LYNH7s

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Evil Emperor Proteus !Opn6LYNH7s Mon 22 Feb 2016 17:14:28 No.80133791 Report

Quoted By:

>>80133613
>Burns: "DAMN their oily hides!"
>Burns' eyes are suddenly wide in amazement at the sight of Homer asleep at his post.
>Burns: "BRING HIM TO ME!"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 17:24:08 No.80133986 Report

Quoted By: >>80134303 >>80134576 >>80142643

"Homer, will you stop this riot and spare our glorious communist dictatorship?"

"Communist? But you guys had all the signs of an emerging market..."

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 17:26:28 No.80134035 Report

Quoted By: >>80134542 >>80142482 >>80142872

>>80109436

>Clinton: Thank you, Lisa, for teaching kids everywhere a valuable lesson. If things don't go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
>Marge: That's a pretty lousy lesson.
>Clinton: Hey, I'm a pretty lousy President.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 17:36:58 No.80134303 Report

Quoted By: >>80139079

>>80133986
Does anyone think the writer of that episode should be hunted down and lynched from a tree?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 17:43:35 No.80134465 Report

Quoted By:

>>80129067
His "What the hell was that?!" keeps looping in my head every E3.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 17:46:45 No.80134542 Report

Quoted By:

>>80134035
Man, Lisa took that lesson to fucking heart.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 17:48:23 No.80134576 Report

Quoted By: >>80138497

>>80133986
Lucy Liu is hot.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 18:17:24 No.80135264 Report

Quoted By: >>80135340

>Homer: "If I take you will you two shut up and quit bugging me!"
>Bart: "Yeah"
>Lisa: Of course
>Bart: So..
>"Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?"
>Homer: YES

Evil Emperor Proteus !Opn6LYNH7s

Evil Emperor Proteus !Opn6LYNH7s Mon 22 Feb 2016 18:20:10 No.80135340 Report

Quoted By:

>>80135264
>Bart and Lisa enjoy watching Homer die in the shower.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 18:25:19 No.80135464 Report

Quoted By: >>80156488

>>80113564
>>80113617
>>80113778

I miss those few years when the Simpsons had very energetic animation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 18:49:48 No.80136020 Report

Quoted By:

>>80129364

ha, they obviously didn't translate that joke in here.

Evil Emperor Proteus !Opn6LYNH7s

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Evil Emperor Proteus !Opn6LYNH7s Mon 22 Feb 2016 19:55:25 No.80137550 Report

Quoted By: >>80138968

>"It begiiiins!"
>"I don't understand, that was non-alcoholic Champaign."

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 19:58:46 No.80137633 Report

Quoted By:

>>80129067

>KKK?!? Oh boy!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 20:30:15 No.80138497 Report

Quoted By:

>>80134576
Indeed.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 20:38:38 No.80138711 Report

Quoted By: >>80138728

This was always a favorite.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 20:39:09 No.80138728 Report

Quoted By:

>>80138711
And of course the punchline.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 20:49:36 No.80138968 Report

Quoted By:

>>80137550
>tra-la-la-lump-a-doo!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 20:54:53 No.80139079 Report

Quoted By: >>80139192

>>80134303

For what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 20:59:17 No.80139185 Report

Quoted By:

>>80108788
Fuck, you've made me realize that I do it too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 20:59:29 No.80139192 Report

Quoted By:

>>80139079
It's good feng shui

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 21:36:49 No.80140191 Report

Quoted By: >>80140864

>Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, it'd eat you and everyone you care about.

Every. Single. Time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 21:39:10 No.80140253 Report

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>>80129867
That's because America wins every year. If any of you Yurupoors won a Superbowl then maybe you'd be more into it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 21:47:51 No.80140487 Report

Quoted By: >>80140631

>>80114907
Please let this be one of those fake screencaps like the one with Trump.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 21:53:54 No.80140631 Report

Quoted By:

>>80140487
It's real, I'm afraid.

From the S23 episode, 'The Kid is All Right'

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 22:02:04 No.80140849 Report

Quoted By: >>80146188

>>80129742
>>80129543
The only thinkg I hate about this episode is that it ends

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 22:02:32 No.80140864 Report

Quoted By: >>80141138

>>80140191
>Just ask this scientitian
Huh?
>He'll tell you that in nature one creature invariably eats another to survive.

And related to Troy

>Mr. McClure, what does DNA stand for?

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Evil Emperor Proteus !Opn6LYNH7s Mon 22 Feb 2016 22:13:33 No.80141138 Report

Quoted By:

>>80140864
>Scientitian: "Uhh-"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 22:31:41 No.80141647 Report

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"WOT! thats a odd name I would have called them Chazwazza's"

Evil Emperor Proteus !Opn6LYNH7s

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Evil Emperor Proteus !Opn6LYNH7s Mon 22 Feb 2016 22:37:43 No.80141819 Report

Quoted By:

>"He looks crazy..."
>"Agreed. Reading his essay would only waste valuable seconds."

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 22:45:04 No.80142004 Report

Quoted By: >>80142148

But Dad, the Itchy & Scratchy Movie is the defining event of our generation. How would you feel if your dad had told you that you couldn't watch the moon landings?

Evil Emperor Proteus !Opn6LYNH7s

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Evil Emperor Proteus !Opn6LYNH7s Mon 22 Feb 2016 22:50:19 No.80142148 Report

Quoted By:

>>80142004
>"Yummy yummy yummy I got love in my tummy and I feel like lovin' you."

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 22:52:40 No.80142227 Report

Quoted By:

>>80128448
they are saying boo-urns
boo-urns

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 22:53:26 No.80142255 Report

Quoted By: >>80142827

OH GOD, HE'S SPINNING THE BALL ON HIS FINGER. JUST TAKE IT!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 23:01:14 No.80142482 Report

Quoted By:

>>80134035
Social justice.txt

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 23:04:01 No.80142562 Report

Quoted By:

>>80128618
I always though it was a balkans joke, considering the yugo and all that, not a USSR one. Still funny tho

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 23:04:56 No.80142588 Report

Quoted By:

>>80108478
This is legit my favourite Simpsons joke ever.

So simple and so perfect.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 23:06:49 No.80142643 Report

Quoted By:

>>80133986
Get the fuck out.

Evil Emperor Proteus !Opn6LYNH7s

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Evil Emperor Proteus !Opn6LYNH7s Mon 22 Feb 2016 23:13:59 No.80142827 Report

Quoted By:

>>80142255
>Krusty: "That game was fixed! They were using a freakin' ladder, for God's sake!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 23:15:30 No.80142872 Report

Quoted By: >>80142998 >>80149758

>>80134035
In retrospect that exchange would be better suited for Obama.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 23:20:10 No.80142998 Report

Quoted By:

>>80142872
Lousy is too soft of a word for Obanana...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 23:25:18 No.80143150 Report

Quoted By:

My friends call me Bleeding Gums.

Ewww, how'd you get a name like that?

Lemme put it this way. You ever been to the dentist?

Yeah.

Not me. I suppose I should go to one, but I got enough pain in my life as it is.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 23:40:07 No.80143572 Report

Quoted By: >>80143626 >>80144741

Best part of the Simpsons right here

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 23:41:57 No.80143626 Report

Quoted By:

>>80143572

There's no such thing as Scotchtober Fest!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 23:43:37 No.80143665 Report

Quoted By:

>You must find the Jade Monkey before the next full moon.
>Actually sir we found the Jade Monkey; it was in your glove compartment.
>And the road maps and ice scraper?
>They were in there too sir.
>Excellent, it's all falling into place.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 23:58:22 No.80144154 Report

Quoted By:

Rex Banner: You're out there somewhere, beer baron! And I'll find you.
Homer: No, you won't.
Rex Banner: Yes, I will
Homer: Won't

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Evil Emperor Proteus !Opn6LYNH7s Tue 23 Feb 2016 00:08:32 No.80144481 Report

Quoted By:

>"WOW! Look at that ad!"
>"This place must be hot! They don't need a big ad, or even correct spelling."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 Feb 2016 00:11:14 No.80144568 Report

Quoted By: >>80150643

You're bad, Bart Simpson. And I like it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 Feb 2016 00:12:14 No.80144611 Report

Quoted By: >>80144742 >>80145780

a far too often overlooked line

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Feb 2016 00:16:35 No.80144741 Report

Quoted By:

>>80143572
Skinner's face kills me every time

Evil Emperor Proteus !Opn6LYNH7s

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Evil Emperor Proteus !Opn6LYNH7s Tue 23 Feb 2016 00:16:36 No.80144742 Report

Quoted By:

>>80144611
>Grandpa is left with the kids.
>They get taken away and he does nothing.
>Then proceeds to walk away and not care he got the kids taken away.

Evil Emperor Proteus !Opn6LYNH7s

Evil Emperor Proteus !Opn6LYNH7s Tue 23 Feb 2016 00:22:24 No.80144916 Report

Quoted By:

Where the fuck did my other post go?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 Feb 2016 00:32:20 No.80145189 Report

Quoted By:

That's odd. Usually the blood gets off at the second floor.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 Feb 2016 00:38:10 No.80145357 Report

Quoted By:

Boco !sCZ24qY6KY

Boco !sCZ24qY6KY Tue 23 Feb 2016 00:46:08 No.80145568 Report

Quoted By:

Oh hey, this was on an hour ago.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Feb 2016 00:47:07 No.80145596 Report

Quoted By: >>80145612

>Sometimes, I think you WANT to fail!
I think it's the delivery that sells it for me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 Feb 2016 00:47:37 No.80145612 Report

Quoted By: >>80145667

>>80145596
Forgot the pic.

Boco !sCZ24qY6KY

Boco !sCZ24qY6KY Tue 23 Feb 2016 00:49:09 No.80145667 Report

Quoted By: >>80145780

>>80145612

You watching FXX too?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Feb 2016 00:53:48 No.80145780 Report

Quoted By: >>80145802

>>80145667
Yep. Also I think >>80144611 is coming up in an hour.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 Feb 2016 00:54:08 No.80145794 Report

Quoted By:

OH MY GAWD! Theres nothing wrong with the Bidet is there?

Boco !sCZ24qY6KY

Boco !sCZ24qY6KY Tue 23 Feb 2016 00:54:36 No.80145802 Report

Quoted By:

>>80145780

Yeah, at 9.

Boco !sCZ24qY6KY

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Boco !sCZ24qY6KY Tue 23 Feb 2016 00:59:14 No.80145927 Report

Quoted By: >>80148013 >>80153932

I call the big one Bitey.

>Matt Groening's favorite line in the series

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Feb 2016 01:02:00 No.80146002 Report

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>>80115142
>Hey, mates! What's the good word?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 Feb 2016 01:04:07 No.80146065 Report

Quoted By: >>80146097

LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISA!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 Feb 2016 01:05:06 No.80146097 Report

Quoted By:

>>80146065
MMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Feb 2016 01:07:41 No.80146188 Report

Quoted By:

>>80140849
>>80129742
>>80129543

One of the best episodes of all time

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 Feb 2016 01:09:11 No.80146230 Report

Quoted By: >>80146257

Austrailia episode, and the Hank Scorpio episode.

2 best episodes of the simpsons ever made?

Boco !sCZ24qY6KY

Boco !sCZ24qY6KY Tue 23 Feb 2016 01:09:52 No.80146257 Report

Quoted By:

>>80146230

No.

Those and 'Last Exit to Springfield' are the THREE best ever made.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 Feb 2016 01:26:30 No.80146757 Report

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*thwack*
*grumble*
Repeat.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 Feb 2016 01:27:54 No.80146798 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Feb 2016 02:04:23 No.80147926 Report

Quoted By:

>>80133715

That's always been my favorite.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Feb 2016 02:07:14 No.80148013 Report

Quoted By:

>>80145927
I named my dog Bitey for this scene.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Feb 2016 02:36:04 No.80148965 Report

Quoted By:

Baby I got somethin to tell you
Oh god, you're gay.
No, it's not that-
You're married?
No it's not that either... why did you say gay first?
Ionno.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Feb 2016 02:38:13 No.80149051 Report

Quoted By:

Awww, why do you need new bands anyway? Everyone knows rock attained perfection in 1974. It's a scientific fact.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Feb 2016 02:58:01 No.80149758 Report

Quoted By: >>80149869 >>80150268 >>80151621

>>80142872

I remember reading somewhere that in one of the commentaries they talk about how they only make fun of some presidents and not others because some are just funny and others aren't, and apparently Obama isn't a funny president.

Boco !sCZ24qY6KY

Boco !sCZ24qY6KY Tue 23 Feb 2016 03:01:01 No.80149869 Report

Quoted By:

>>80149758

They aren't alone in that opinion.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 Feb 2016 03:12:07 No.80150268 Report

Quoted By:

>>80149758
>and apparently Obama isn't a funny president
I agree. He's not funny, he's more like this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Feb 2016 03:15:21 No.80150378 Report

Quoted By:

>>80114907
Why'd this make people upset? It's just a cameo of a classic Simpsons character.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Feb 2016 03:25:22 No.80150643 Report

Quoted By:

>>80144568
>yfw you fapped to the idea of them fucking like animals

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Feb 2016 04:02:16 No.80151621 Report

Quoted By:

>>80149758
Hopefully for their sake trump wins

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 Feb 2016 04:19:30 No.80152063 Report

Quoted By: >>80152319

>You still owe me 10 more Iroquois Twists!

truteal !hlnuDLeBD2

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truteal !hlnuDLeBD2 Tue 23 Feb 2016 04:27:50 No.80152263 Report

Quoted By: >>80152427

BAD COPS
BAD COPS

Boco !sCZ24qY6KY

Boco !sCZ24qY6KY Tue 23 Feb 2016 04:29:49 No.80152319 Report

Quoted By:

>>80152063

Ten hi-yi-yah!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Feb 2016 04:34:58 No.80152427 Report

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>>80152263
Between this and "Nasty Men" from Freakazoid, COPS was forever ruined for me.

truteal !hlnuDLeBD2

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truteal !hlnuDLeBD2 Tue 23 Feb 2016 04:35:40 No.80152451 Report

Quoted By: >>80157074

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Feb 2016 04:48:23 No.80152777 Report

Quoted By: >>80152988

>>80129494
You just reminded me of one of my favorite lines.

>You'll have to speak up. I'm not wearing any pants.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Feb 2016 04:57:41 No.80152988 Report

Quoted By: >>80153515

>>80152777
It's not that you dolt, it's
>You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Feb 2016 05:08:40 No.80153290 Report

Quoted By:

>Hank Scorpio: Uh, hi, Homer. What can I do for you?
>Homer: Sir, I need to know where I can get some business hammocks.
>Hank Scorpio: Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that? >Hammocks! Homer, there's four places. There's the Hammock Hut, that's on third.
>Homer: Uh-huh.
>Hank Scorpio: There's Hammocks-R-Us, that's on third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There.
>Homer: Mm-Hmm.
>Hank Scorpio: That's on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot... Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the hammock complex on third.
>Homer: Oh, the hammock district!
>Hank Scorpio: That's right.

truteal !hlnuDLeBD2

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truteal !hlnuDLeBD2 Tue 23 Feb 2016 05:10:31 No.80153340 Report

Quoted By: >>80153583

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Feb 2016 05:14:15 No.80153428 Report

Quoted By:

>Hank Scorpio: By the way, Homer, what's your least favorite country? Italy or France?
>Homer: France.
>Hank Scorpio: Heh heh heh. Nobody ever says Italy...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Feb 2016 05:18:07 No.80153515 Report

Quoted By:

>>80152988
That awkward moment when I heard that exchange in another series.

>Could you speak up? I'm not wearing pants

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 Feb 2016 05:20:23 No.80153583 Report

Quoted By:

>>80153340

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Feb 2016 05:34:03 No.80153932 Report

Quoted By:

>>80145927
A la grande le puse Cuca

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Feb 2016 07:52:40 No.80156488 Report

Quoted By:

>>80135464
that halloween episode in particular had incredible animation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Feb 2016 07:56:51 No.80156536 Report

Quoted By:

>>80113617
I JUST learned about Night Gallery and now I get this. But not knowing didn't detract from this episode at all. It's just an optional layer, which is how references should be.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Feb 2016 08:47:21 No.80157074 Report

Quoted By:

>>80152451

"Intelligent Italians?! Something's wrong..."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 Feb 2016 09:45:31 No.80157557 Report

Quoted By:

>>80120290
please tell me this isn't real

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Feb 2016 10:19:22 No.80157826 Report

Quoted By:

>>80128911
>>80129040
It's the same tune you dork. It's where Homer got it from, or possibly where Bart got it from if Homer sings it often.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Feb 2016 10:23:05 No.80157854 Report

Quoted By:

>>80129597
kek

Evil Emperor Proteus !Opn6LYNH7s

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Evil Emperor Proteus !Opn6LYNH7s Tue 23 Feb 2016 13:24:30 No.80159364 Report

Quoted By:

BREAK IT'S LEGS!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Feb 2016 13:56:34 No.80159678 Report

Quoted By:

>>80127017
t. Alberto Barbosa

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 Feb 2016 14:01:37 No.80159730 Report

Quoted By: >>80160200

>>80109759

THE GOLDEN AGE SIMPSONS DID NOT MAKE POP CULTURAL REFERANCES! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Evil Emperor Proteus !Opn6LYNH7s

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Evil Emperor Proteus !Opn6LYNH7s Tue 23 Feb 2016 14:47:11 No.80160200 Report

Quoted By: >>80161875

>>80159730
Excuse me?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 Feb 2016 15:26:14 No.80160676 Report

Quoted By:

https://youtu.be/AnIu8CI4Syw

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Feb 2016 15:27:34 No.80160700 Report

Quoted By:

>>80108478
tv plz go

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 Feb 2016 16:11:34 No.80161402 Report

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>It's an unrelated article? Within the Banner headline?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Feb 2016 16:22:06 No.80161576 Report

Quoted By:

BARTON FINK!
BARTON FINK!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Feb 2016 16:37:02 No.80161875 Report

Quoted By:

>>80160200
Thank you for reminding me of my first exposure to Gentle Ben.

Fuck, there were so many gold moments in that episode.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Feb 2016 16:53:44 No.80162246 Report

Quoted By: >>80162456 >>80162567

Is there like a Simpsons reccomendation pic? I've never really watched Simpsons

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 Feb 2016 17:02:29 No.80162456 Report

Quoted By: >>80162534

>>80162246
start from the beginning and keep going until you have to stop in disgust

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Feb 2016 17:05:26 No.80162534 Report

Quoted By:

>>80162456
Alright, I'll do that

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Feb 2016 17:06:35 No.80162567 Report

Quoted By: >>80163173

>>80162246

Just start from the beginning. The first season's kind of weird, but you can make it through.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 Feb 2016 17:14:45 No.80162751 Report

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Anonymous Tue 23 Feb 2016 17:31:32 No.80163169 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Feb 2016 17:31:49 No.80163173 Report

Quoted By:

>>80162567
Alright thanks!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Feb 2016 17:41:56 No.80163430 Report

Quoted By:

>>80114593
It just looked at Desert Storm and now I understand this reference.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 Feb 2016 19:33:36 No.80165890 Report

Quoted By:

>>80129048

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