>>80030062>Godzilla is wrestling with Ghidorah on a beach somewhere when Maguma comes waddling out of the water"Hi Godzilla! Need any help?"
>Godziila is being strangled by one of Ghidorah's necks"Dammit Maguma, not now!"
"Aw come on, I could... maybe slap him with one of my flippers, or deafen him with my mighty bark!"
>Ghidorah has lifted Godzilla into the air"Look, now really isn't a good time, Maguma!"
>he is slammed back down to the ground"Oh, you say that now, but just you wait. The time will come when you'll think back and realize that, in retrospect, my assistance would have been vital."
>Ghidorah is now jumping up and down onto Godzilla's back, as the King of the Monsters lays on the ground"Then! OOF! Do! OOF! Something! OOF! Already!"
"Uhhhh... ya know, I would, but I just remembered I left my oven on."
>Ghidorah is holding Godzilla upside down, slamming his head into the ground over and over"You live underwater! How can you even HAVE an oven?!?"
"Uh, kaiju magic. OH GEE, look at the time, I really gotta go! Lets pencil in this fight for next Tuesday. On second thought, Tuesday is terrible for me, how about Thursday? Wait, that day is booked too, I'll just have my secretary call you. See ya!"
>he quickly waddles back into the ocean"MAGUMAAAAAAAAAAA!"
>iris out, music plays