>alex finds a statue in the woods when he was a kid
>about 5 feet tall and in the shape of a triangle with an eye
>its shadow covers him like a blanket
>he's scared
>he starts to cry
>''HEY KID''
>alex looks around thinking his father called
>but there was no one anywhere
>''HEY,EYE'S UP HERE''
>a chill run down alex's neck
>slowly looks up to the statue
>''AH THERE WE GO,NAME'S BILL CIPHER,AND WHAT ARE YOU SOME KIND OF GNOME?''
>alex's mind can't comprehend what's happening
>he starts to scream
>''CALM DOWN ALEX,I'M NOT GOING TO HURT YOU YET,I BEEN WAITING FOR YOU''
>''w...what are you?''
>''WHAT ARE YOU STUPID?,CAN'T YOU SEE I'M A STATUE?''
>''w...why were you waiting for me,what do you want''
>''LOOK KID,I DON'T WANT TO TELL YOU MY LIFE STORY,SO I WON'T,I HAVE A PRETTY GOOD DEAL YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO TURN DOWN''
>alex's hand suddenly turns to to stone
>''AND I MEAN,YOU REALLY WON'T BE ABLE TO TURN IT DOWN,YOU LIKE FAME AND MONEY DON'T YOU?,I HEARD JEWS REALLY LOVE THAT KIND OF STUFF,I CAN GIVE YOU ALL OF THAT,BUT YOU HAVE TO IMMORTALIZE ME IN A CARTOON FOR CHILDREN AND AT THE END,YOU JUST HAVE TO HIDE CLUES ON HOW TO FIND ME,AND...''
>Bill laughs under his breath
>''YOU KILL THEM,AND AFTER YOU KILL 1000 CHILDS,I CAN FINALLY BREAK THIS OLD BODY AND RULE THE WORLD ONCE MORE''
>Alex starts yelling at him
>''i won't do it,i don't want to hurt anybody''
>''WELL TOO BAD KID BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO HURT EVERYBODY''
>everything goes grey
>a blue flame surrounds alex's
>starts floating in the air
>screams for help
>it's useless
>his screams are absorbed by the trees
>his petrified hand is getting close to the statue
>starts hitting it so it doesn't shake bill's hand and seal the deal
>starts twisting and screaming and cursing
>but is too late
>as his hand touches the statue's the knowledge of everything there is to know floods his mind
>''WELL KID,YOU DID GOOD,NOW GO AND PLAY WITH YOUR FRIENDS''
>alex falls to the ground
>run`s away crying
