this is my second or third time on /co/ ever.
I came here to say that I started watching this show a few days ago and last night I caught up with the most current episode. Some hours after finishing it, I decided to masturbate to some human porn since I normally don't do that. Unfortunetely, the image plastered across my eyes as I climaxed was not the snarling dragon blowjob in front of me, but a mental image of Peridot using a powerdrill as a makeshift vibrator, laying on her back with her legs in the air and screaming through gritted teeth "I can't hold it any longer!" and blasting marble goo out of her cooter. It came out of nowhere, flashing in my mind for an instant and then vanishing, echoing into oblivion.
This has disturbed me beyond belief and I am utterly ashamed of myself for sexualizing a cartoon after only days of watching it.
Normally it takes several months for me to even get to the point of thinking a character is hot or sexy, let alone deliberatly thinking about them lewdly. This Peridot character, however, was different. Right away, the first thought that ran through my head when she reappeared after Steven freed her was oh goodie she's small enough for him to rape it.
okay, I think that's all I wanted to say.