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Anonymous Wed 03 Feb 04:04:19 2016 No.79531498 View Reply Original Report

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would you divorce your /co/ waifu if she had a preference for penises bigger than yours?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 03 Feb 2016 04:08:22 No.79531598 Report

Quoted By: >>79532186

>>79531498

Nico would just cast a spell to permanently enlarge my penis.

>implying she needed to use the Staff of One on Alex, Victor, or Chase

MFM threesomes are my fetish, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Feb 2016 04:09:44 No.79531629 Report

Quoted By: >>79531803

would I divorce her if you cheated on me you mean? yes, I'm not a cake

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Feb 2016 04:10:41 No.79531648 Report

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>>79531498
Idk. My penis is pretty big. How big are we talking here? Like whale big?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Feb 2016 04:11:49 No.79531679 Report

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I'm a lesbian so yes yes I would.

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Anonymous Wed 03 Feb 2016 04:11:57 No.79531683 Report

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>>79531498

I would explain that I have a preference for women who aren't cheating sluts and that would be that.

>implying a waifu could ever betray you

Waifus are not 3DPD unfaithful whores.

Boco !sCZ24qY6KY

Boco !sCZ24qY6KY Wed 03 Feb 2016 04:13:01 No.79531707 Report

Quoted By: >>79531783

So... 98% of all the penises on Earth?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Feb 2016 04:13:27 No.79531719 Report

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does she just think mine is small or did she cheat on me?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Feb 2016 04:13:50 No.79531726 Report

Quoted By: >>79531763

I'm black, so there's no chances of that happening

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Feb 2016 04:14:22 No.79531741 Report

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>>79531498

>wonderwoman

how big is batman or superman?

I know they make comic comments on penis size in the Marvel side with Hulk or Hercules but I can't remember anything like that for DC.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Feb 2016 04:15:27 No.79531763 Report

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>>79531726
Kek confirmed tiny dick black man

Judge Anon

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Judge Anon Wed 03 Feb 2016 04:15:29 No.79531764 Report

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I wouldn't even have to bother, considering she'd get sent to Titan for 20 years hard labor if she showed preference for any kind of penis at all. Or vagina.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Feb 2016 04:15:55 No.79531780 Report

Quoted By: >>79532854

>>79531741
Because Dc isn't fixated on dick.
How come no one talks about pussy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Feb 2016 04:16:12 No.79531783 Report

Quoted By: >>79531804 >>79532045

>>79531707
With our luck you're hung as fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Feb 2016 04:16:48 No.79531798 Report

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I mean I'm pretty big so realistically she's got a size kink in the first place.

As long as we've got a good emotional/romantic connection and I've got a spot on the gangbangs it wouldn't bother me, desu.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Feb 2016 04:16:57 No.79531803 Report

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>>79531629
Actually the other guy would be the cake. Or maybe that's just in Cuckquean.

Boco !sCZ24qY6KY

Boco !sCZ24qY6KY Wed 03 Feb 2016 04:17:00 No.79531804 Report

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>>79531783

Yeah. I'm not.

At all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Feb 2016 04:17:38 No.79531822 Report

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You mean non white ones? Probably

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Feb 2016 04:18:26 No.79531837 Report

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>>79531498
Trick question, she wouldn't be my waifu if she wanted that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Feb 2016 04:20:03 No.79531878 Report

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>>79531498
If you mean she cheated on me, yes.

If not... well, I kind of assume that most women want a penis larger than mine. Don't got much going on down there. Presumably, we just spent several knights with me learning how best to use my hands with her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Feb 2016 04:21:21 No.79531907 Report

Quoted By: >>79532535

>>79531498
Saucey saucey sauce?!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Feb 2016 04:22:36 No.79531941 Report

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>>79531498
>your /co/ waifu
I only have one waifu, and 4chan considers her /vg/ related even though she was created in part due to /a/.

/v/icious_/co/mbo

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/v/icious_/co/mbo Wed 03 Feb 2016 04:22:55 No.79531949 Report

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>>79531498
What the fuck does this even mean?

Boco !sCZ24qY6KY

Boco !sCZ24qY6KY Wed 03 Feb 2016 04:23:32 No.79531967 Report

Quoted By: >>79531992 >>79532026

>>79531949

She thinks your dick is too small.

Do you leave her for that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Feb 2016 04:24:24 No.79531992 Report

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>>79531967
Wouldn't she just leave you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Feb 2016 04:24:56 No.79532002 Report

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>>79531498
>your /co/ waifu
Your waifu isn't real anon, stop projecting your marital troubles on to her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Feb 2016 04:25:43 No.79532017 Report

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That was a really shity episode of UA

Boco !sCZ24qY6KY

Boco !sCZ24qY6KY Wed 03 Feb 2016 04:25:54 No.79532026 Report

Quoted By: >>79532046

>>79531967

Apparently not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Feb 2016 04:26:19 No.79532035 Report

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>>79531498
Not a problem.

I love me some amazon, so let's say I get along well with Wonder Woman.

She is raised in a culture that was heavily Greek, and female centered. The greeks thought that overly large penises were comical, and barbaric.

Also, I have a big enough penis to work with. 6' 5" master race.

So, not going to be a problem.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Feb 2016 04:26:53 No.79532045 Report

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>>79531783
He has a micropenis.

Boco !sCZ24qY6KY

Boco !sCZ24qY6KY Wed 03 Feb 2016 04:26:55 No.79532046 Report

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>>79532026
Er, that was for >>79531992

Yeah.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Feb 2016 04:30:40 No.79532147 Report

Quoted By: >>79532194 >>79532227 >>79532839

>Autism, the Thread!

But for reals now, Anon. C'mon... Your fictional wife
>let me repeat this
Your fictional wife DOESNT crave your penis? How fucked up is your head-canon on a scale from 1 to FUBAR'd?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Feb 2016 04:32:24 No.79532186 Report

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>>79531598
>chase
>having a big dick
you're out of luck anon. She will be thinking of Alex and baby ultron with you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Feb 2016 04:32:38 No.79532194 Report

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>>79532147
>This board deserves a better class of head canon
>And I'm gunna give it to them

Some sad anon (OP) probably gets off on small penis humiliation

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Feb 2016 04:33:23 No.79532215 Report

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If she wants filling that bad I can always just fist her.

Boco !sCZ24qY6KY

Boco !sCZ24qY6KY Wed 03 Feb 2016 04:33:48 No.79532227 Report

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>>79532147

Oh, about FUBAR'd plus 2.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Feb 2016 04:33:49 No.79532229 Report

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>>79531498
wondy wouldn't cover her goddess given gifts

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Anonymous Wed 03 Feb 2016 04:36:12 No.79532290 Report

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>>79531498
Considering she'd probably be doing me with a strap-on, nope.

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Anonymous Wed 03 Feb 2016 04:36:30 No.79532299 Report

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Anonymous Wed 03 Feb 2016 04:38:09 No.79532335 Report

Quoted By: >>79532463

>>79531498
>bigger penises than mine
No such thing, baby.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Feb 2016 04:43:25 No.79532463 Report

Quoted By: >>79532507 >>79532665

>>79532335
Blue whale dick is 10ft long anon.

The sheer vastness of the universe is humbling.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Feb 2016 04:45:47 No.79532507 Report

Quoted By: >>79532533 >>79532537 >>79532637

>>79532463
Is that when the whale's penis is flaccid or erect?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Feb 2016 04:46:49 No.79532529 Report

Quoted By: >>79532685

>>79531498
I... don't think I have a waifu. I think what I call a waifu is simply a rationalisation of something to fit in. I can't have my waifu without my OTP, I better see her with her lover than with me. Some might say that I am a cuckhold fetishist but I am not. I just like seeing her with her love partner because they are cute, they are perfect together

H-Help /co/. I need help

Boco !sCZ24qY6KY

Boco !sCZ24qY6KY Wed 03 Feb 2016 04:47:09 No.79532533 Report

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>>79532507

Theres a sentence you don't hear every day.

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Anonymous Wed 03 Feb 2016 04:47:09 No.79532535 Report

Quoted By: >>79532573 >>79532598

>>79531907
No idea who drew it though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Feb 2016 04:47:13 No.79532537 Report

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>>79532507
Yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Feb 2016 04:48:53 No.79532573 Report

Quoted By: >>79532604 >>79532672

>>79532535
Boobs are too round for my taste, it's like they are forcibly pushing back on her arm.

...hahaha ah, who am I kidding, no real complaints.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Feb 2016 04:50:00 No.79532598 Report

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>>79532535
This is why I should never post until after thoroughly searching:

http://mattspaintings.deviantart.com/art/Wonder-Woman-434733820

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Feb 2016 04:50:12 No.79532604 Report

Quoted By: >>79532672

>>79532573
no, it is a complaint
i draw my tits with a good dose of sag and heft
it looks great when they are huge and also drawn well

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Feb 2016 04:51:23 No.79532628 Report

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>>79531498

I wouldn't leave her because although she prefers a bigger penis, she is for some reason nice enough to stay with me and pleasure my tiny dick. I'd be grateful but if we ever argued, I'd probably tell her I prefer bigger tits than hers or something like that. Then hopefully, she will passionately make love to me for standing up to her and treating her badly since most females get horny over being treated like shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Feb 2016 04:51:47 No.79532637 Report

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>>79532507
Most mammals have a bone or barb in the penis, meaning they really don't have an erect or flaccid. They have sheathed or unsheathed.

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Anonymous Wed 03 Feb 2016 04:53:19 No.79532665 Report

Quoted By: >>79532671 >>79532704

>>79532463
>implying I don't have a 20 foot penis.

Boco !sCZ24qY6KY

Boco !sCZ24qY6KY Wed 03 Feb 2016 04:53:49 No.79532671 Report

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>>79532665

Oh geez...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Feb 2016 04:53:51 No.79532672 Report

Quoted By: >>79532729

>>79532573
>>79532604
Honestly, I think the cut off OP image looks better, as you don't see the gravity defying bottom half (and it gives the appearance of more cleavage).

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Feb 2016 04:54:28 No.79532685 Report

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>>79532529

Not sure that counts as your waifu then. That sounds more like a couple you are a fan of. Your waifu would be the character you feel should be with you...

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Anonymous Wed 03 Feb 2016 04:55:08 No.79532702 Report

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>>79531498
You just BARELY managed to make this /co/ related.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Feb 2016 04:55:14 No.79532704 Report

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>>79532665
>Get erect as soon as things start getting heavy, pass out from blood loss to dick

You sure know how to show a girl a good time anon ;)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Feb 2016 04:55:16 No.79532705 Report

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>>79524855
I really do absolutely love it how it looks like when they run. The effects, the lightning, and they even have the bright and correct colors.
It is stunning. I never actually thought I would see a liveaction adaptation presenting the running this well. I always thought they would skimp on it for being too "comic booky" or something. But I was wrong. They took it and did it amazingly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Feb 2016 04:56:22 No.79532729 Report

Quoted By: >>79532767

>>79532672
yeah
but the thing is, they look like nothing is being applied to them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Feb 2016 04:57:46 No.79532759 Report

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>>79531498
Time to start fisting then

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Feb 2016 04:58:01 No.79532767 Report

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>>79532729
Yeah, but that is less obvious in the OP pic.

I totally agree though. It looks like they are magically being held up in a position by the arm, but the arm isn't putting anything into them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Feb 2016 05:01:50 No.79532839 Report

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>>79532147
>Your fictional wife DOESNT crave your penis? How fucked up is your head-canon on a scale from 1 to FUBAR'd?
Depends on if this is a set up for a fetish

Fully FURBAR'd if it's a set up for cucking as that is absolutely worst fetish

Anything else ranging from just small penis humiliation, to something like penis growth or any of the dozens of other variations of femdom to the truly bizarre like GTS + unbirthing or CTF/FTP depends on how autistic they are about it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Feb 2016 05:02:33 No.79532854 Report

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>>79531780

like how tight or wet the girl is?

shit sounds boring, go talk about dicks

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