I don't know a /co/ character who is 23 year old, a virgin, unkissed, doesn't have a driver license, falls in love easily, gets angry if a crush doesn't notice him and she gets with someone else, doesn't have a clue how romance works except for reading wikihow articles, doesn't know what true happiness is, so he thinks being in a relationship will make him obtain it.
I can only think of that vampire guy from Danny Phantom.