>>79277606>"HELLO?" >"Yeah hi, this is Mr Anon, and whom am I speaking with?" >"IS YOUR REFRIDGERATOR RUNNING?" >"Haha. Very funny. You know that crank calls became obsolete in the late 90's right? And really, the ol' refridgerator gag? Talk about beating a dead horse." >"Just open the damn fridge Anon."
Walk over to fridge, open it up and there is a severed horse head in clown makeup sitting on a plate. >"You're going to clean this up right Joker?" >"Wait! You didn't even hear the punchline!"
The severed horse head launches a paper macheie boxing glove on a spring at my face that explodes into a banana cream pie. >"WHOOOOOOOO HAHAHAHAHA, Hello Operator? Clean up on Aisle 12!" >"I'm going to change my locks again." >"Eh doesn't matter, I'll just break in again."
Hang up phone.
Such is the life of Mr Anon, Joker's Old College Roomate.