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Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 04:10:37 2016 No.79198680 View Reply Original Report

ENOUGH BATMAN

JOKER JUST KILLED 23 ORPHANS IN AN EXPLOSION THIS NIGHT

WHY?

BECAUSE YOU LET HIM LIVE YESTERDAY

ENOUGH
ENOUGH FUCKING ENOUGH

EITHER YOU WILL TAKE CARE OF HIM...
...OR I WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU BOTH

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 04:11:22 No.79198706 Report

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>muh I dont kill

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 04:11:42 No.79198724 Report

Quoted By: >>79199621

Well maybe if Gotham had the death penalty this shit wouldn't keep happening

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 04:12:43 No.79198748 Report

Quoted By: >>79199214 >>79199674 >>79199680 >>79200900 >>79205065 >>79208180 >>79208753 >>79209699

>>79198680

>Gordon...if I kill the Joker, or you kill the Joker...do you really think that ends things? Do you really think anything is fixed if he dies? You know this city. You know it just as well as I do. You know that even if we kill him, that something worse will just crawl out of whatever hole it's sleeping in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 04:12:44 No.79198750 Report

Quoted By: >>79199230

>This thread again
For fucks sake OP, try and have a little creativity.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 04:14:50 No.79198803 Report

Quoted By: >>79199169

>>79198680
Batman isn't a judge, a jury, or an executioner
He hands the bad-guys over to the law. If those bad-guys live, it's the law's fault

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 04:16:53 No.79198856 Report

Quoted By: >>79199018 >>79203416

Imagine if Dredd had control of Gotham for a week

he'd probably execute Batman too for crime of enabling

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 04:18:15 No.79198888 Report

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>>79198680

Boco !sCZ24qY6KY

Boco !sCZ24qY6KY Fri 22 Jan 2016 04:18:27 No.79198893 Report

Quoted By: >>79203086

What if Joker just took a shower and slipped on a bar of soap, snapping his neck?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 04:23:02 No.79199018 Report

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>>79198856
Imagine if Saint Walker had Gotham for a week
He'd lose hope

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 04:23:40 No.79199032 Report

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has Batman never heard of self-defense?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 04:25:36 No.79199075 Report

Quoted By: >>79199116 >>79208727

>>79198680
Gordon, don't pretend you have to stones to do anything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 04:26:59 No.79199116 Report

Quoted By: >>79199174

>>79199075
Post the next page. I hear he laughs so hard he can't breathe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 04:29:12 No.79199169 Report

Quoted By: >>79199218 >>79199225

>>79198680
>>79198803
You would think whatever state Gotham is in would have passed a Joker clause to the law.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 04:29:29 No.79199174 Report

Quoted By: >>79199218

>>79199116
I didn't save the next page, but here is how Morrison's Batman run begins.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 04:31:02 No.79199214 Report

Quoted By: >>79203155

>>79198748
>worse

No, nothing worse is going to crawl out.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 04:31:06 No.79199218 Report

Quoted By: >>79199272 >>79199534

>>79199174

>>79199169
Whenever someone tries to execute the Joker, he just pull some bullshit that lets him escape and kill everybody. Letting him get that close to poisons or a lot of electricity would probably end badly.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 04:31:14 No.79199224 Report

Quoted By: >>79200567 >>79202320 >>79203199

Frank enters Gotham.

It would be glorious.

Boco !sCZ24qY6KY

Boco !sCZ24qY6KY Fri 22 Jan 2016 04:31:17 No.79199225 Report

Quoted By: >>79201100

>>79199169

Isn't it implied Gotham is in New Jersey?

There ya go.

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 04:31:28 No.79199230 Report

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>>79198750
it's tradition

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 04:32:47 No.79199271 Report

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>>79198680
Thanks OP. I needed this thread.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 04:32:50 No.79199272 Report

Quoted By: >>79199307 >>79208315

>>79199218

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 04:34:05 No.79199307 Report

Quoted By: >>79199429

>>79199272
>This is how Arkham City should have ended.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 04:38:45 No.79199429 Report

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>>79199307
People getting thrown into the trash will always be funny to me no matter the context.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 04:43:28 No.79199527 Report

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>>79198680
>implying Arkham isn't to blame for its lousy-ass security

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 04:43:36 No.79199534 Report

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>>79199218
>Letting him get that close to poisons or a lot of electricity would probably end badly.
well, you tell him he's going to get lethal injection, but really you hang him in the public square and declare a 5 minute period where citizens may fire at will

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 04:44:39 No.79199564 Report

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>>79198680
Just fucking kill the Joker when Batman isn't around if you want him dead so bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 04:44:40 No.79199566 Report

Quoted By: >>79207269

http://youtu.be/PfH3bDPNGHw

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 04:46:26 No.79199616 Report

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Fuck you Gordon I'm not going to kill my boyfriend.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 04:46:32 No.79199617 Report

Quoted By: >>79199683 >>79199881 >>79199944 >>79200079

in reality, the Gotham police would kill him in revenge for the 100's of cops that he killed

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 04:46:41 No.79199621 Report

Quoted By: >>79199693 >>79199765 >>79200261 >>79203369 >>79203864

>>79198724
It does

Its just that Joker can't be tried by that, since he's insane.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 04:48:32 No.79199662 Report

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>gordon threatening to kill someone
>for not breaking the law

bro what

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 04:48:55 No.79199674 Report

Quoted By: >>79200279 >>79211737

>>79198748
>You know that even if we kill him, that something worse will just crawl out of whatever hole it's sleeping in.

Joker once killed and ate all of the people in China

Someone would have to be stupid or insane to think that if you took him out that some twice as bad Joker would show up.

You cannot go up from the Joker, he commits near genocide or kills thousands more than a few times now.

The only thing that could happen from Joker dying, is him coming back as undead Joker. Since you cannot go up from the Joker, so they'd have to bring back Joker himself instead, but with a dumber rationalization.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 04:49:16 No.79199680 Report

Quoted By: >>79199797

>>79198748
Maybe you should just plug up the hole, faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 04:49:26 No.79199683 Report

Quoted By: >>79199768 >>79201035 >>79212123

>>79199617
No they wouldn't
They would just accidentally leave him in a prison cell with a large amount of angry prisoners who hate the Joker whilst also by accident there is no guards watching them

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 04:49:59 No.79199693 Report

Quoted By: >>79205201

>>79199621

Every one gives the bat shit over not killing the Joker, but no one ever mentions the physician who declares him mentally insane

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 04:52:40 No.79199765 Report

Quoted By: >>79204010

>>79199621
>insanity is an excuse to do anything you want

Since when did SJWs control the legal system?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 04:52:45 No.79199768 Report

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>>79199683
Or just shoot him in custody and say he tried to escape

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 04:53:11 No.79199778 Report

Quoted By: >>79200657 >>79211211

HEY PUDDIN'

WHY DON'T YOU JUST SHOOT BATMAN? I MEAN, HE'S ALWAYS BREAKING YOUR BONES AND PUTTING YOU IN ARKHAM.

YOU SHOULD KILL HIM ALREADY

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 04:54:08 No.79199797 Report

Quoted By: >>79199847 >>79204942

>>79199680
>why don't you just eradicate all evil from the world

WHAT A BRILLIANT IDEA YOU FUCKING TOOL

Batman not killing bad guys is legitimate. True, it would stop Joker. But it wouldn't stop crime. Or killing. Or anything.

The point of Batman isn't to kill all the bad guys and save all the people.

The point of Batman is to be a symbol. Something that, even if he dies, could stand for something -- inspire something. Change Gotham for the long term.

If Batman forsakes his moral compass, he might win the "short game" but he'll lose the "long game".

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 04:56:04 No.79199847 Report

Quoted By: >>79199889

>>79199797
No I mean there's a fucking hole in the ceiling and I want you to fix it. You keep jumping in and breaking my shit, and that comes out of my paycheck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 04:57:24 No.79199870 Report

Quoted By: >>79210315

WHY DOESN'T BATMAN JUST AMPUTATE THE JOKER.
HE PROBABLY HAS A BAT-LICENSE FOR THAT.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 04:57:54 No.79199881 Report

Quoted By: >>79199944

>>79199617
Pretty much this. Cops would shoot anyone wearing purple at this point

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 04:58:13 No.79199888 Report

Quoted By: >>79200055

>>79198680
That wasn't Joker, it was everyone's favorite role model

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 04:58:15 No.79199889 Report

Quoted By:

>>79199847
lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 04:58:23 No.79199891 Report

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Then fucking kill him your self.
Literally nobody would convict him.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 04:58:55 No.79199906 Report

Quoted By: >>79203388

>>79198680
Asking why Batman doesn't kill the Joker is like asking why Wile E. Coyote doesn't just use his money to order some food.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 05:00:23 No.79199944 Report

Quoted By: >>79199965

>>79199881
>>79199617
I would jizz my pants if someone ever made a graphic novel about this. 1000x more if it was Bullock who set the whole thing up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 05:01:23 No.79199965 Report

Quoted By:

>>79199944
#clownlivesmatter

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 05:02:13 No.79199985 Report

Quoted By: >>79200037 >>79200097 >>79200146 >>79200175

>>79198680
Animated Joker doesn't have the retarded killcount comic Joker does. He'd gas a single person once in a while but mostly just did goofy capers.

Y'know, like he's supposed to.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 05:04:19 No.79200037 Report

Quoted By: >>79200080

>>79199985
>That time when he was about to Nuke Gotham and had the Mayor hostage

Yeah, really goofy

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 05:05:12 No.79200055 Report

Quoted By: >>79200310

>>79199888
man, the sad thing is you want to keep banging this drum but not actually bother to get a real image. This is the second time today you used that thumbnail

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 05:05:31 No.79200062 Report

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>>79198680
So that's it, Jim? You end both of us? You have the ability to do that? So what? Has this all been some kind of test to see if I'd do the job while you stood back with the full ability to do so all along? Gordon, if you're going to issue empty threats, next time think it through.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 05:06:11 No.79200079 Report

Quoted By: >>79200156

>>79199617
Someone hasn't read Gotham Central.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 05:06:13 No.79200080 Report

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>>79200037
He always failed at shit like bombing large groups though. Attempted mass murder isn't something you shank a guy on the way to trial for like actual mass murder is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 05:07:03 No.79200097 Report

Quoted By: >>79200207

>>79199985
I think you can read in, if you want, that he kills people successfully off camera. After all he does spend a lot of time trying to kill people and getting stopped.

Heavily censored entertainment (TV cartoons, Silver Age comics, Golden Age Hollywood movies) often sort of hint that there's stuff going on that the censors won't let us see and I think the writers of TAS did try to hint as much as they could that there was more carnage going on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 05:08:11 No.79200125 Report

Quoted By: >>79200180

>>79198680
>23 orphans in a single killing spree

That's a serious blow to Gotham's crime prevention program.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 05:08:45 No.79200146 Report

Quoted By: >>79200551

>>79199985
>Y'know, like he's supposed to.
Says who? He's a murderer in the first issue he ever shows up in, he's a murderer in most of the stuff he shows up. You are stupid and entitled, eat a dick.

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 05:09:06 No.79200156 Report

Quoted By: >>79200208

>>79200079
Maggie Fuckin' Sawyer doesn't play.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 05:09:57 No.79200175 Report

Quoted By: >>79201162

>>79199985
>I want the CCA back!
This is why the medium is dying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 05:10:07 No.79200180 Report

Quoted By:

>>79200125
No, those orphans would have inevitably turned to crime. This was a win for our great city!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 05:11:27 No.79200207 Report

Quoted By: >>79200277 >>79211854

>>79200097
The character is different, though.

Comic writers years ago went full retard with pushing the "I need to prove my one-bad-day point, I need to provoke and push them over the edge" version of Joker. That's why he's killing dozens every time he shows the fuck up now.

Timm was always content to keep his motivation as "I do what makes me laugh," he'd kill INDIVIDUALS who got in his way or annoyed him, but his plots tended to be get-rich-quick schemes or revenge attacks directly on Batman, not sprees.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 05:11:30 No.79200208 Report

Quoted By: >>79200335

>>79200156
That was such a good arc until the end...Sawyer shoots him something like 5 or 6 times like a chump. Except he doesn't die. And Sawyer doesn't think of putting on in his brain either. Fuck that was dumb.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 05:14:08 No.79200261 Report

Quoted By: >>79206882

>>79199621
Joker should by no means pass the insanity defense, he clearly knows the difference between right and wrong to some degree.

Gotham's legal system is run by a bunch of fucking idiots who let a deranged man in a bat costume do most of their work for them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 05:14:45 No.79200277 Report

Quoted By:

>>79200207
The good thing about this version of Joker is he was versatile enough to be a mad killer but also to be a more comedic character if the story calls for it. They could adapt a Silver Age Joker story ("Joker's Millions") and it wasn't a great episode but it wasn't wildly out of character.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 05:14:59 No.79200279 Report

Quoted By: >>79200358 >>79200438 >>79203471

>>79199674
Maybe batman just understands story logic? You kill frieza then you gotta deal with cell. Keeping joker alive means a more powerful villain won't ever become his arch.

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 05:15:21 No.79200288 Report

Quoted By: >>79203913

hope the DCEU addresses this since this wont be bats and jokey arent emeting for first time

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 05:16:13 No.79200310 Report

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>>79200055
Actually I saved this Image from the thread you saw earlier because it has the page beforehand, this is the Image i usually use

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 05:16:25 No.79200312 Report

Quoted By: >>79209686

>>79198680
>corrupt as fuck police department
>Joker is never beaten to death in a cell

Gordon, you fucking pussy. Are you afraid of the Clown Lives Matter parade?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 05:16:59 No.79200332 Report

Quoted By:

>>79198680

The Joker will...

... REST... IN... PEACE...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 05:17:04 No.79200335 Report

Quoted By: >>79200488

>>79200208
She emptied her revolver into the guy, solid body shots all. It isn't her fault that editorial wouldn't let Rucka have Maggie calmly reload and put six rounds through the clowns head.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 05:17:50 No.79200358 Report

Quoted By:

>>79200279

This. How many times has someone killed the big bad? You always get the bigger bad, unless you get one who does mindgames or some shit. Rule of escalation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 05:20:36 No.79200438 Report

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>>79200279
Bane says hi.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 05:20:44 No.79200442 Report

Quoted By: >>79200539

Couldn't Gotham, or whatever state the city is in, try the Joker in absentia, find him guilty of crimes against humanity, sentence him to execution?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 05:22:44 No.79200488 Report

Quoted By:

>>79200335
Don't bring editorial into this when the whole point of the thread is "why doesn't this character kill this other character" and "why is this criminal character allowed to kill off non-characters off panel?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 05:24:31 No.79200539 Report

Quoted By:

>>79200442
>that pic
I spat out my fucking my fucking drink, well done anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 05:25:15 No.79200551 Report

Quoted By: >>79200690

>>79200146
You sir are entitled to eat MY dick.

I didn't say he should never kill, I'm saying it shouldn't be mass incidents, that's what makes the character retarded compared to Batman's other villains.

All Gotham villains kill people all the time but the thread is never "Why doesn't Batman just kill Two-Face?" or "Every time Scarecrow murders a guy, it's Batman's fault for letting him live."

It's always Joker, because Joker has become a terrorist character, he's not shooting or gassing one dude here and there anymore, every appearance it's "blow up the whole orphanage" or "shoot every single cop in the precinct" like EVERY storyarc with him absolutely has to be the climax of a Summer blockbuster disaster film, and that's clearly not working for people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 05:25:52 No.79200567 Report

Quoted By: >>79200589

>>79199224

That happened once.

Guess what happened.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 05:26:51 No.79200589 Report

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>>79200567
Batman fought him and let Joker escape. It was dumb as shit.

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 05:28:54 No.79200650 Report

Quoted By: >>79200689 >>79200758 >>79200852 >>79200904 >>79201058 >>79203964 >>79207363 >>79209114

Reminder that Earth-51 Batman created a crime-free utopia by preemptively killing every supervillain on Earth after Jason died.

Our Batman is a pussy and we deserve better.

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 05:29:13 No.79200657 Report

Quoted By: >>79200722

>>79199778
So did they just make comics that were word-for-word adaptations of the cartoon, in the cartoon's art style? That seems like a weird decision for some reason.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 05:30:26 No.79200689 Report

Quoted By: >>79200719

>>79200650
And as a result, the fat, retired superheroes were completely unprepared for the next cosmic event and Earth-51 was destroyed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 05:30:26 No.79200690 Report

Quoted By: >>79200709 >>79212037

>>79200551
>tell him he's entitled
>tell him to eat my dick
>hurd durf you can eat my dick you entitled weenie xD
Great job, buddy
>but the thread is never "Why doesn't Batman just kill Two-Face?" or "Every time Scarecrow murders a guy, it's Batman's fault for letting him live."
Because that's not the meme, the meme is
>hurf, why doesn't le batman kill teh joker xD?

I hope you one day realize how retarded you look for being offended that a fictional character is implied to have killed some people. Let me help you understand, he rarely actually kills any characters, the characters just mention that over the years he's obtained a high body count but apparently that';s bad too because despite the fact that he's Batman's premier villain he shouldn't pose a threat at all. But hey, think of all those orphans he killed of panel, sure we never got to know their names or see what they look like BUT THEIR LIVES MATTERED TOO DAMMIT!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 05:31:31 No.79200709 Report

Quoted By: >>79200737

>>79200690
I see an awful lot of shitposting and awfully little dick eating there...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 05:31:55 No.79200719 Report

Quoted By: >>79200768

>>79200689
Because they don't have Batman's work ethic.

Earth-51 deserved better heroes, but they had the perfect Batman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 05:31:57 No.79200722 Report

Quoted By:

>>79200657
There was a line of comics based on the DCAU (Batman Adventures, Gotham Adventures, Superman Adventures, Justice League Adventures, Justice League Unlimited, Batman & Robin Adventures). Mad Love was part of them, the episode of TNBA was made after the comic

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 05:32:46 No.79200737 Report

Quoted By: >>79200800

>>79200709
>I see an awful lot of shitposting
>in a shitposting thread
Shocker!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 05:33:39 No.79200758 Report

Quoted By: >>79203955

>>79200650
>he even killed Selena
Damn

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 05:34:08 No.79200768 Report

Quoted By: >>79200843 >>79200844

>>79200719
How would work ethic keep them sharp if there's no crime to fight, and if he was so perfect, A) how come he didn't save his Earth? and B) Why is his hairline receding?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 05:35:51 No.79200800 Report

Quoted By:

>>79200737
You gonna eat this dick or what? I ain't got all night.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 05:37:44 No.79200843 Report

Quoted By:

>>79200768
FIGHT
CRIME
IN
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 05:37:47 No.79200844 Report

Quoted By: >>79200942

>>79200768
>How would work ethic keep them sharp if there's no crime to fight
Work ethic keeps you from becoming lazy and complacent.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 05:37:57 No.79200850 Report

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The funny thing is worlds like the Justice Lords and Injustice dimensions will work to eradicate crime, keep people safe and make society a much better place but the writers always gotta have them take it too far like it's either one extreme or the other, no middle ground. Oh and there are civilians that "fight the power" and commit vandalism or blow up places while endangering other civilians in the process then they act like a total victim when they're about to get the consequences laid on them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 05:38:05 No.79200852 Report

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>>79200650
>Batman killed Brainiac

Fuck off with that shit

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 05:38:22 No.79200863 Report

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>>79198680
Gordon you senile old fuck, I'm literally doing this for free. The fact that I even stop one little old lady from getting mugged is fucking charity to you you dumb shit. I bring you Joker time and time again and it's your dumbassery that lets him escape. If you wanted him dead so much you could have put a bullet straight in his head the second I handed him over a million times, but no, you'd like me to do your dirty work. Fact is, I can do whatever the fuck I want and you'll thank me for it because I'm the only thing consistently preventing Gotham from becoming a giant smouldering crater time and time again. Take your fucking meds you cranky old loon. You're welcome for bringing in Penguin for the 238th time this morning, by the way. I'm sure this time will be different. How about I just fuck off for a while and we'll see how well your city does without the free service I provide to you out of the kindness of my own heart. By the way, your Alfalfa hair looks ridiculous.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 05:38:40 No.79200870 Report

Quoted By:

>>79198680
>Batman says... "WHY CAN'T YOU JUST KEEP HIS ASS IN JAIL? YOU WOULDN'T NEED A MAN DRESSED AS A BAT TO DO YOUR FUCKING JOB IF YOU JUST GOT OFF YOUR ASS AND DID IT ONCE IN A WHILE."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 05:40:00 No.79200898 Report

Quoted By: >>79201349

>>79198680

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 05:40:09 No.79200900 Report

Quoted By: >>79207334

>>79198748
>You know that even if we kill him, the writer's will bring him back edgier and more random than ever.

Fixed that for you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 05:40:22 No.79200904 Report

Quoted By: >>79203955

>>79200650
>He killed catwoman and took her mask as a trophy
Well holy fucking shit this guy is ice cold if he snuffed out his fuck hole.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 05:42:21 No.79200942 Report

Quoted By: >>79200958 >>79201002

>>79200844
So they'd be out of practice...but at least they'd be alert?

Yeah, that'd have stopped...who was it, Monarch?

And you didn't answer me. If Batman-51 is so perfect, why is he going bald?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 05:43:07 No.79200958 Report

Quoted By: >>79201007

>>79200942
Hair serves no practical purpose for Batman, so there's no point in keeping it if it's falling away.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 05:44:57 No.79201002 Report

Quoted By:

>>79200942
>If Batman-51 is so perfect, why is he going bald?
Because it's all part of an elaborate plan. With no hair he reduces the risk of leaving dna evidence behind.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 05:45:12 No.79201007 Report

Quoted By:

>>79200958
The perfect man's hair wouldn't be falling away in the first place. Bruce dies a failure to his scalp, his city, and his world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 05:46:32 No.79201035 Report

Quoted By:

>>79199683
I guess that could take the Joker a little bit to finish with them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 05:47:34 No.79201050 Report

Quoted By: >>79201111

>>79198680
>JOKER JUST KILLED 23 ORPHANS IN AN EXPLOSION THIS NIGHT

It's not like anyone is going to miss them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 05:47:53 No.79201058 Report

Quoted By:

>>79200650
Heh, reminds me of the Darkwarrior Duck episodes of Darkwing Duck

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 05:48:21 No.79201065 Report

Quoted By:

>>79198680

You know I can't do that Gordon! I'm sworn to let the courts do their work!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 05:49:27 No.79201100 Report

Quoted By: >>79201276 >>79204361

>>79199225
i thought it was Chicago

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 05:50:00 No.79201111 Report

Quoted By:

>>79201050

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 05:52:32 No.79201162 Report

Quoted By: >>79203565

>>79200175
Yeah, the death of print is purely down to the extinction of a voluntary publishing code in a minuscule section of the industry. That's what really happened.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 05:58:29 No.79201276 Report

Quoted By:

>>79201100
TAS Gotham is it's own State.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 06:02:31 No.79201349 Report

Quoted By:

>>79200898
The GCPD is only effective in Barbara's fever dream.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 06:48:55 No.79202320 Report

Quoted By:

>>79199224

Judge Dredd coming into town for an extended stay would be even better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 07:23:57 No.79203086 Report

Quoted By:

>>79198893
He'd be back next issue saying it was a gag

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 07:26:57 No.79203155 Report

Quoted By:

>>79199214
Black Lantern Joker.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 07:29:39 No.79203199 Report

Quoted By: >>79204095 >>79206774

>>79199224
>hurr durr Frank

Frank's an even bigger chump than Batman. Frank gets to operate with lethal force in New York, the fucking superhero capital of the Marvel Universe and despite all the people in spandex floating around AND his killing spree organized crime is still a thing there. They both have zero impact in terms of "cleaning up the city" but at least one of them gets the excuse of having their city being an actual forsaken hellhole.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 07:40:30 No.79203350 Report

Quoted By: >>79203376

>>79198680
Sorry, Jim.

I'm busy tonight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 07:41:52 No.79203369 Report

Quoted By:

>>79199621
thats not how the insanity defense works

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 07:42:15 No.79203376 Report

Quoted By: >>79203430

>>79203350
where is this from?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 07:43:06 No.79203388 Report

Quoted By:

>>79199906
The answer is because Roadrunner/Joker are really delicious?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 07:45:20 No.79203416 Report

Quoted By: >>79203716 >>79203999 >>79208821

>>79198856
No, he wouldn't. Dredd doesn't execute. He would turn him over to the proper authorities, just like the Bat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 07:46:17 No.79203430 Report

Quoted By: >>79203516

>>79203376
The gay fanfiction that DC pays Scott Snyder to write.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 07:47:11 No.79203446 Report

Quoted By:

Why doesn't Gordon just kill the Joker? Serious question.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 07:49:13 No.79203471 Report

Quoted By: >>79210730

>>79200279
There is one comic where Batman actually gives this as his explanation. He realizes it's irrational, but it's the fear he has. That if he gets rid of the Joker, then Gotham will just spit out something worse.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 07:51:20 No.79203505 Report

Quoted By:

>Still have this saved from when we had these threads weekly several years ago

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 07:52:06 No.79203516 Report

Quoted By: >>79203764 >>79203839

>>79203430
Don't be purposefully obtuse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 07:56:12 No.79203565 Report

Quoted By:

>>79201162
>Comics
>Not a medium
Seriously?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 08:03:24 No.79203667 Report

Quoted By:

>autists keep wanting to kill the joker

No one tries to kill him because its a comic book and he's one of DCs most popular characters. They'll write any kind of magic bullshit to keep him alive as long as it sells comics.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 08:04:59 No.79203691 Report

Quoted By:

>>79198680
Hyopcrite - why not just shoot him yourself, old man?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 08:05:23 No.79203697 Report

Quoted By:

>>79198680
I LOVE HIM! OKAY!? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED TO HEAR?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 08:06:48 No.79203716 Report

Quoted By:

>>79203416
Dredd is the proper authorities.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 08:10:11 No.79203763 Report

Quoted By:

>>79198680
I'M SORRY GORDON BUT IF I KILL THE JOKER THEN I COULDN'T BE BATMAN ANYMORE BECAUSE IF THERE'S NO JOKER THERE'S NO BATMAN, AND SINCE I'M THE BATMAN I HAVE TO FIGHT THE JOKER BECUSE WHAT THE BATMAN DOES IS FIGHT THE JOKER AND I CAN'T FIGHT THE JOKER IF I KILL HIM, ME, THE BATMAN.

GOOD NIGHT ,JIM.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 08:10:19 No.79203764 Report

Quoted By: >>79203822

>>79203516
Don't be dense: how many comics is Snyder writing for DC right now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 08:14:31 No.79203822 Report

Quoted By:

>>79203764
>can't tell apart Johns from Snyder
Oh and Snyder is currently in charge of two comic series.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 08:15:14 No.79203839 Report

Quoted By:

>>79203516
What? who's the Joker? really? what about Joe chill ? Post the rest damnit!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 08:17:14 No.79203864 Report

Quoted By:

>>79199621
That's not how pleading insanity works.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 08:21:52 No.79203913 Report

Quoted By: >>79204291

>>79200288
Heres what im hoping for it its kind of a theory but more just wishful thinking

I want the joker to have killed jason todd (or another robin if they want to change it)

Then batman lost control and killed the joker

Then from a combination of failing robin and failing to uphold his moral standards he retires

Then jason todd (or other robin) comes back like he did in the comics and becomes the new joker

Thats why the joker has a grill and abunch of tattos becuase he is a younger guy and kind of a punk

Also it could be that joker didnt kill robin but faked his death and drove him insane

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 08:27:45 No.79203955 Report

Quoted By: >>79211404

>>79200758
>>79200904
Not necessarily he could have convinced her to quit crime or gotten her locked up for a long time anf kept the mask as a trophy

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 08:28:49 No.79203964 Report

Quoted By:

>>79200650
What comic is this from

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 08:32:18 No.79203999 Report

Quoted By: >>79204033

>>79203416
Dredds whole thing is that he is the proper authorities he is judge jury and executioner

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 08:34:08 No.79204010 Report

Quoted By:

>>79199765
>Since when did SJWs control the legal system?

Oh boy...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGgVovpTEzM

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 08:37:06 No.79204033 Report

Quoted By:

>>79203999
I mean, maybe later, but originally Dredd was not that at all.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 08:43:23 No.79204095 Report

Quoted By: >>79204169 >>79212620

>>79203199
>Organized crime is still a thing
That shit is like trying to eradicate roaches. There's always going to be cartels and wiseguys.

There's only one Joker.
There's only one Harvey Dent.
There's only one Scarecrow.
There's only one Black Mask.
There's only one Bane.
There's only one Killer Croc, etc.

When Frank goes to Gotham, there will be zero. He won't just be killing criminals. He'll be killing identities.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 08:49:34 No.79204169 Report

Quoted By: >>79204183

>>79204095

>There's only one Joker.

ahem

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 08:50:51 No.79204183 Report

Quoted By:

>>79204169
None of those guys are The Joker.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 08:53:51 No.79204211 Report

Quoted By: >>79204222 >>79206804

Why don't the cops kill Batman?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 08:55:14 No.79204222 Report

Quoted By: >>79204236

>>79204211
They've tried.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 08:56:32 No.79204236 Report

Quoted By: >>79204257

>>79204222
When?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 08:59:42 No.79204257 Report

Quoted By:

>>79204236
Batman Eternal

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 09:03:53 No.79204291 Report

Quoted By:

>>79203913
That sounds horrible.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 09:10:27 No.79204361 Report

Quoted By: >>79204395 >>79204498

>>79201100
Gotham is in New Jersey, Metropolis is in Delaware.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 09:14:26 No.79204395 Report

Quoted By:

>>79204361
>New Jersey

When's Max Payne: Gotham?

Just imagine it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 09:27:35 No.79204498 Report

Quoted By:

>>79204361
wow, I didn't know all those cities would be THAT close together.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 10:15:59 No.79204942 Report

Quoted By:

>>79199797
Get a load of this guy

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 10:29:46 No.79205065 Report

Quoted By: >>79205181

>>79198748
That...doesn't make any sense. What's stopping the new threat from popping out of the whole while joker is still around? If it does, how much worse can it be? What's the difference?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 10:38:14 No.79205134 Report

Quoted By:

>>79198680
I fucking realized batman is the ultimate liberal sjw.

He's gay for little boys in green tights, thundere for a fucking clown. Dislikes pussy in everyway, thinks he's saving a city from crime when in reality he perpetuating and sowing crime. So mentally damaged and traumatized you can play linkin park in the background and people would really think that's his fucking theme song.

Fuck this noise, I used to love batman as a kid but as I grew up, I noticed how much of a faggot he was.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 10:44:34 No.79205181 Report

Quoted By:

>>79205065
Devil you know...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 10:47:05 No.79205201 Report

Quoted By: >>79207085

>>79199693
You can trust her. She is an expert.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 12:44:11 No.79206181 Report

Quoted By: >>79206286

>>79198680

"And if a caveman killed another caveman with a rock because a merciful caveman let the killer caveman live. Is it the killer caveman's fault or the merciful caveman's fault who let the killer caveman live?"

"Because if it's the killer caveman's fault then it's the Joker's fault not mine, commissioner. But I won't be like Joker. That's our difference. I'm the merciful caveman, Joker is the killer caveman with the rock, get him."

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 12:50:30 No.79206248 Report

Quoted By:

>>79198680
>Its not my problem we have cardboard boxes prisons
Kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 12:52:16 No.79206269 Report

Quoted By:

Why doesn't Batman just train his own police force for Gotham?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 12:53:23 No.79206286 Report

Quoted By: >>79206303

>>79206181
Stop saying "caveman," you fetid bung hole.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 12:54:45 No.79206303 Report

Quoted By: >>79206325

>>79206286

It's a metaphor, commisioner. Like your intellect. Caveman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 12:56:17 No.79206325 Report

Quoted By:

>>79206303
I've got a metasix inch dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 12:58:36 No.79206356 Report

Quoted By:

>>79198680
Better question. Why wouldn't the state kill Joker? Why couldn't a random cop who took him in after Bats dropped him off shoot him in the head? Hell one of his henchmen who was sick of his shit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 13:10:41 No.79206500 Report

Quoted By: >>79206858

Why the fuck don't you kill the Joker, Jim? Batman isn't obliged to do shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 13:12:25 No.79206525 Report

Quoted By: >>79206834

Give me one good reason why Spectre hasn't killed Joker yet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 13:42:35 No.79206774 Report

Quoted By: >>79208640

>>79203199
>organized crime is still a thing there
imagine how much worse would it be if he acted like batman

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 13:45:34 No.79206804 Report

Quoted By: >>79206826

>>79204211
because bruce wayne makes huge donations to gotham police force

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 13:46:57 No.79206821 Report

Quoted By:

>>79198680
Ah, 2008. DC haters had to actually read comics and watch cartoons to do their free job.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 13:47:10 No.79206826 Report

Quoted By:

>>79206804
The GCPD probably blows that money on payouts to individual officers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 13:48:00 No.79206834 Report

Quoted By:

>>79206525
There was a JLA issue about this.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 13:49:40 No.79206848 Report

Quoted By:

>>79198680
But Jim, what will your son say?

You know, Jim Jr. The one who is another murderous psycho and who loves the Joker.

Hmm, maybe I should kill him too?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 13:51:01 No.79206858 Report

Quoted By:

>>79206500
>Gordon is the Batman nowadays
>isn't trying to kill the Joker
WELL WELL WELL

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 13:55:01 No.79206882 Report

Quoted By: >>79206892

>>79200261
>Gotham law

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 13:55:45 No.79206892 Report

Quoted By:

>>79206882

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 14:13:14 No.79207085 Report

Quoted By:

>>79205201
An expert on boners.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 14:29:23 No.79207269 Report

Quoted By:

>>79199566
>I know that Jesus has forgiven me.
>Is supposed to be a joke?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 14:35:35 No.79207334 Report

Quoted By:

>>79200900

This is the only answer these threads ever need.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 14:37:29 No.79207363 Report

Quoted By:

>>79200650
He put GI Joe out of work too? Damn Bats, you scary.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 15:41:13 No.79208180 Report

Quoted By:

>>79198748
What if he comes back as a demon or vampire

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 15:49:28 No.79208315 Report

Quoted By:

>>79199272
I love that after that opening the title of the issue is "Building a better Batmobile."

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 16:10:29 No.79208640 Report

Quoted By:

>>79206774
It wouldn't. The reason organized crime is still a thing in New York is because whenever Frank kills someone, an up and comer thinks that there's a vacancy, that with so and so mob family gone such and such territories are up for grabs. If Frank were to pull a Batman, any would be crime Don would either fight tooth and nail with an existing family or just fuck off to someplace that's got stuff up for grabs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 16:13:31 No.79208689 Report

Quoted By:

>>79198680
Why don't you do it, Jim? I mean, he'd have to bring you in, but the both of you would know the court's would go easy on you barring some hotshot prosecutor who'd try to doll up the deceased Joker as some poor, mentally-ill person to boost his station and send you to the slammer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 16:15:32 No.79208727 Report

Quoted By:

>>79199075
It's funny because the little boy grows up to be pure evil and arguably worse than Joker since he didn't have an inciting incident that pushed him into villainy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 16:17:22 No.79208753 Report

Quoted By: >>79208810 >>79208938

>>79198748
YES, BRUCE. I GODDAMN KNOW THAT THERE WILL BE AN END IF THE SAME GODDAMN CLOWN YOU'VE BEEN FIGHTING FOR THE SAME GODDAMN 75 PAST YEARS DIES

JESUS CHRIST, DO YOU REALIZE HOW STUPID YOU SOUND RIGHT NOW? PEOPLE GET THE DEATH PENALTY FOR LESS SHIT THAN ANYTHING THE JOKER'S DONE, BUT YOU WANT TO LET HIM GO FREE EVERY GODDAMN TIME

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 16:20:33 No.79208810 Report

Quoted By: >>79211663

>>79208753
Oh Jim. It wouldn't help. It wouldn't help at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 16:21:21 No.79208821 Report

Quoted By:

>>79203416
Dredd is the judge, jury, and executioner

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 16:28:52 No.79208938 Report

Quoted By:

>>79208753
>PEOPLE GET THE DEATH PENALTY FOR LESS SHIT THAN ANYTHING THE JOKER'S DONE

And that's Batman's fault how? He's not the one swinging the gavel, just the guy that makes sure the right crook gets arraigned for the crime.

CenturyFellas

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CenturyFellas Fri 22 Jan 2016 16:39:02 No.79209114 Report

Quoted By: >>79209173 >>79209413

>>79200650
>Batman killed slade

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 16:42:27 No.79209173 Report

Quoted By: >>79209369 >>79210612 >>79210757 >>79212355

>>79209114
Nah. Superman did.

Slade tried to drug-date-rape-kill him

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 16:52:20 No.79209369 Report

Quoted By: >>79212600

>>79209173
whoa, what comic is this and what's the context for Bruce (or is that Clark?) talking like Swedish Chef?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 16:54:54 No.79209413 Report

Quoted By:

>>79209114
>TeenTitansfags

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 17:02:45 No.79209547 Report

Quoted By:

>>79198680
>tfw Jim won't kill him either

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 17:06:59 No.79209612 Report

Quoted By: >>79209626 >>79209724

Joker is a pathetic pile of evil death worshipping garbage

He needs to die

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 17:08:03 No.79209626 Report

Quoted By: >>79210013

>>79209612
Nobody cared who you were until said garbage beat you to a pulp, Jason.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 17:10:33 No.79209663 Report

Quoted By:

>>79198680
Batman :Why hasn't the judge given him the death sentence yet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 17:11:16 No.79209675 Report

Quoted By:

>>79198680
ENOUGH BATMAN

BARBARA JUST FUCKED WITH 23 NIGGERS IN A SEMEN EXPLOSION THIS NIGHT

WHY?

BECAUSE YOU DIDNT FUCK HER ENOUGH YESTERDAY

ENOUGH
ENOUGH FUCKING ENOUGH

EITHER YOU WILL TAKE CARE OF HER...
...OR I WILL RAPE YOU BOTH

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 17:11:40 No.79209686 Report

Quoted By:

>>79200312
Fucking this.
This is what I just don't understand. The Joker is a cop killer whose pissed off of the mob, there's no way he wouldn't get shot "while trying to escape" or "hang himself in his cell" or shot "in self defense".

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 17:12:20 No.79209699 Report

Quoted By:

>>79198748
Then... Um... Just keep killing? Just because your room keeps getting messy doesn't mean you should stop cleaning. :/

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 17:13:50 No.79209724 Report

Quoted By: >>79210013

>>79209612
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kscfb9XzPs
Careful with those edges, kiddo

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 17:16:59 No.79209791 Report

Quoted By: >>79210029 >>79210056

>>79198680
Why do people only focus on the Joker?
The Joker's body count is nothing compared to Mr. Zsasz, just look at the guy, he's got like a thousand tallies on his body. The Joker has been known to commit crimes without killing anyone if he's in the mood, but literally the only thing Zsasz ever does is kill people, and he'll never ever stop.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 17:29:26 No.79210013 Report

Quoted By:

>>79209626
>>79209724
Jason was right

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 17:30:28 No.79210029 Report

Quoted By:

>>79209791
Because Joker is babby's first mass murderer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 17:32:27 No.79210056 Report

Quoted By:

>>79209791
Have the Joker and Zsasz ever teamed up/fought?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 17:46:55 No.79210315 Report

Quoted By: >>79210488

>>79199870
No but... some minor crippling should be acceptable by this point, right?

Just fuck up his ability to run or make a fist. Not like he'll ever be gainfully employed in any fashion anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 17:55:14 No.79210488 Report

Quoted By: >>79210664

>>79210315
He does, but Gotham's top of the line healthcare system, coupled with a booming abandoned factory business and a growing henchman market, keeps Joker in business.

Zach

Zach Fri 22 Jan 2016 18:00:14 No.79210579 Report

Quoted By:

Don't know, but Batman can do whatever the fuck he wants.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 18:01:40 No.79210612 Report

Quoted By:

>>79209173
Haha, great, I've always wanted to see Slade face a real metahuman instead of picking on the Teen Titans or Nightwing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 18:03:41 No.79210664 Report

Quoted By:

>>79210488
At least, we should fine the companies that keep taking orders to put his face on the back of their jackets for his henchmen.

Henchmen can't resist swag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 18:07:09 No.79210730 Report

Quoted By:

>>79203471

I'd like to think that worse being would be Nyarlathotep who's for some reason taken a particular interest in Gotham and Batman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 18:08:46 No.79210757 Report

Quoted By:

>>79209173
>sard borken

10/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 18:27:28 No.79211075 Report

Quoted By: >>79212485

On the subject of Batman, does anyone have more "doctor education" villains than him? Off the top of my head he's got Mr. Freeze, Poison Ivy, Hugo Strange, Hush, Harley Quinn, Doctor Phosphorus, and Mad Hatter

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 18:29:59 No.79211121 Report

Quoted By: >>79211157

What's with americans and believing billionaires are immune to the law and are free to do whatever they want?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 18:32:09 No.79211157 Report

Quoted By:

>>79211121
Because most of the time it's true. Money absolves a lot of things.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 18:35:48 No.79211211 Report

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>>79199778
Is Harley naked behind him? Did they just fug?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 18:45:14 No.79211404 Report

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>>79203955
Or maybe it's a badly coloured Catman's mask.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 18:57:23 No.79211663 Report

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>>79208810
>It wouldn't help. It wouldn't help at all.
That is ad hoc bullshit made up to justify the nostalgiawank and creative bankruptcy of DC editorial.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 19:00:31 No.79211737 Report

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>>79199674
>You cannot go up from the Joker, he commits near genocide or kills thousands more than a few times now.
Name several examples. Emperor Joker aside.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 19:05:21 No.79211854 Report

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>>79200207
Remember the time he bombed the fuck out of Metropolis?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 19:12:45 No.79212037 Report

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>>79200690
This guy gets it. Motherfuckers who bitch about the Joker supposedly killing THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS of people never actually cite examples, y'know why? BECAUSE THERE ARE NONE, outside of wacky Elseworlds or retconned-in-the-end shit like Emperor Joker. They're probably mostly casual fans who took the "he's filled entire graveyards" line from Under the Hood at face value.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 19:16:34 No.79212123 Report

Quoted By: >>79212138

>>79199683
>They would just accidentally leave him in a prison cell with a large amount of angry prisoners who hate the Joker whilst also by accident there is no guards watching them

logically that should work, but in the comics that would guarantee that in minutes all the other prisoners would be either dead or on the Joker's side.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 19:17:29 No.79212138 Report

Quoted By: >>79212266

>>79212123
>or on the Joker's side
Why? What could he possibly offer them?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 19:17:40 No.79212142 Report

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>>79211211
No.
Its an iconic scene, you should have seen it by now.

She tries to seduce him, he has no interest in sex and only complex plots fucking with Batman so he backhands her.

As I recall, she runs to Ivy over it.

This was not long after Harley was created as a character, making it a very important story.

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 19:20:07 No.79212189 Report

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>>79198680
Canon: Batman not killing is the only reason Gordon works with him.

If anything, it should be Bullock saying this to Gordon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 19:23:44 No.79212266 Report

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>>79212138
Harley's orifices

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 19:28:40 No.79212355 Report

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>>79209173
What is the context for this? Clark replaced with a Bizarro?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 19:31:52 No.79212421 Report

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>>79212355
previous page.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 19:35:41 No.79212485 Report

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>>79211075
It's a trope that carries over from pulp heroes like The Shadow and Doc Savage, and really, most other superheroes in the Golden Age too - they all had a shit-ton of mad scientist archvillains because that was still a popular archetype at the time. The only difference is that the mad scientists fought by say, Superman, were either gradually developed in different directions, like Lex Luthor or the Ultra-Humanite, or forgotten entirely. But because Batman is a mortal who relies on his brains, it's more fitting for his villains to be mad geniuses to provide a legitimate threat to him. Even Bane was a total bibliophile in prison and could probably easily get a doctorate if he wanted to.

>Bane M.D., Chiropractor

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 19:37:26 No.79212522 Report

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>>79212485
That's great and all but I was just wondering if any superhero had more "doctor" villains than Batman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 19:39:34 No.79212566 Report

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>>79212485
Oh, and to be fair, Poison Ivy was originally just a sultry femme fatale, the "mad botanist/ecoterrorist" aspects of her character came much later.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 19:41:21 No.79212600 Report

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>>79209369
American Alien. Clark is picked up by Bruce's party yacht and is mistaken to be Bruce. Slade poisons "Bruce" with neuro-toxin which just makes Clark intoxicated.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 19:41:31 No.79212605 Report

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>>79212421
Ha! Clark being drunk was actually my first guess, but then I thought "No that's stupid, Superman wouldn't be affected by booze", so having it be booze spiked with neurotoxin makes sense. Gracias, /co/mrade.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 19:42:10 No.79212620 Report

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>>79204095
Joker has some groupies and fanboys as well. Killing him will make him a martyr in their eyes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 19:45:39 No.79212679 Report

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>>79212566
>Pre-Crisis
>Dr. Lillian Rose, Ph. D.
>Post Crisis
>Pamela Isley studied biochemistry alongside Swamp Thing
>"just a femme fatale"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 20:29:06 No.79213654 Report

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>>79198680
Bats doesn't qualify.

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