>>79030384What the Fern did you just Ferning say about me, you little potato chip? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in poetry writing, and I've been involved in numerous secret poetry slams with beatniks, and I have written over 300 confirmed limericks. I am trained in amateur sleuthing and I'm the top detective in the entire Lakewood Elementary School. You are nothing to me but just another suspect. I will make a satirical drawing of you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my Ferning words. You think you can get away with calling me boring over the Internet? Think again, Ferner. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of authors across the USA and your permanent record is being altered right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your GPA.You're Ferning failing, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can insult you in over seven hundred languages, and that's just with my words. Not only am I extensively trained in horror writing, but I have access to the entire library of Elwood City and I will use it to its full extent to scare your miserable rear out of your panta, you little gleeper. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring upon you, maybe you would have held your Ferning tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price you gosh darn jerk. I will sit quietly next to you and you will feel really awkward. You're Ferning toast, Francine.