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anonymous Thu 14 Jan 01:43:44 2016 No.78964941 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>78965204 >>78965329 >>78965355 >>78965363 >>78965651 >>78967732 >>78969587 >>78972983 >>78974528

You now have the power to launch your sperm at extremely long distances and speed.
How do you this power for good or for personal benift?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Jan 2016 01:52:20 No.78965204 Report

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>>78964941
Depends on what kind of speeds and distances we're talking about, and how accurately I can do so.

Indonesian gentleman

Indonesian gentleman Thu 14 Jan 2016 01:56:03 No.78965329 Report

Quoted By: >>78965664 >>78971140

>>78964941
Buy myself a high-power telescope, for the night is protected by FUCKSNIPER!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Jan 2016 01:56:56 No.78965355 Report

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>>78964941
I'd just keep jacking off like usual while browsing e621

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Jan 2016 01:57:06 No.78965363 Report

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>>78964941
The only good that could come out of launched /co anon sperm is using it as bullets to kill bad guys. God forbid it were to actually get anyone pregnant, the world doesn't need more autists and down syndrome social security cases to take care of.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Jan 2016 01:58:33 No.78965400 Report

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>shoot sperm in a prostitute who is too poor to get an abortion
>die knowing my genes can still carry on

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Anonymous Thu 14 Jan 2016 02:06:54 No.78965651 Report

Quoted By: >>78970449 >>78973181

>>78964941
>be at bank
>gotta deposit that day job money, son
>Jimall Smith busts thru to door with Cali.legal chillin' killer AR assault rifle
>"erryone on da ground now!". he yells respectfully
>drop trowl and begins masturbating furiously
>"good nigga what ar~"
>white justice streams straight through his brain basket
>pull up pants with a huff
>"boom, headshot..."
>dive thru window
>mfw forgot mask in car

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Jan 2016 02:07:21 No.78965664 Report

Quoted By: >>78967757 >>78969411

>>78965329
>fucksniper
>not moneyshot

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Jan 2016 03:12:23 No.78967732 Report

Quoted By: >>78970569

>>78964941
Can I launch it at will, or do I have to actually orgasm?
This is the difference between a joke and an average One Piece character.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Jan 2016 03:13:16 No.78967757 Report

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>>78965664

Damn, that's actually better.

Indonesian Gentleman

Indonesian Gentleman Thu 14 Jan 2016 04:05:12 No.78969411 Report

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>>78965664
Fuck yeah, that's way better.
>aim for the eyes of creeps
>they say too much fapping will make you blind
>WELL WHO'S BLIND NOW

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Jan 2016 04:11:06 No.78969587 Report

Quoted By: >>78969987 >>78970151

>>78964941
What about those of us who don't produce sperm?

Indonesian Gentleman

Indonesian Gentleman Thu 14 Jan 2016 04:23:20 No.78969987 Report

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>>78969587
Genital fluid of any kind?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 14 Jan 2016 04:29:32 No.78970151 Report

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>>78969587
You suddenly grow a dick and balls that ejaculate with super human capabilities.
I would just become Spiderman but with my weiner and diet as my web shooters. Or I could become the Punisher with 4 deadly loads per day until I hone in my wank fu and become this thing but with semen.

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Anonymous Thu 14 Jan 2016 04:34:51 No.78970304 Report

Quoted By: >>78970497 >>78970506

just the deadliest pornstar there is

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Jan 2016 04:40:20 No.78970449 Report

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>>78965651
>theme song plays you off
>He's the moneyyyyyyyy shoooot!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Jan 2016 04:42:05 No.78970497 Report

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>>78970304
>not One_Thrust_Man.jpg
ya blew it

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Anonymous Thu 14 Jan 2016 04:42:26 No.78970506 Report

Quoted By: >>78973181

>>78970304
> One Pump Man

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Jan 2016 04:44:27 No.78970569 Report

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The average male can produce millions of sperm in his lifetime. Each a tiny deadly bullet capable of piercing the armored hull of a tank with ease.
The only limit is that you now have to drink a lot, and how long you are willing to save up.
>>78967732

Platypus Anon

Platypus Anon Thu 14 Jan 2016 04:47:01 No.78970643 Report

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I hope they never give Bullseye this power.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Jan 2016 05:01:48 No.78971094 Report

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>>78970643
>mfw elektra

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Jan 2016 05:04:08 No.78971140 Report

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>>78965329
I can see how this would play out for most of /co/.
>Alright Anon, just wait for a clear shot...
>to late

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Jan 2016 06:23:55 No.78972983 Report

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>>78964941
Some how this feels like a set up for a hentai comic where some neck beard loser fatty impregnates all of the super heroines of DC and Marvel without actually having sex but having his guided missile loads that penetrates all barriers go around corners and even can loiter and sneak around windows and such.

http://oglaf.com/cumsprite/

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Anonymous Thu 14 Jan 2016 06:31:43 No.78973181 Report

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>>78965651
>>78970449
>>78970506

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Jan 2016 06:59:45 No.78973746 Report

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>always love seeing big shooters in porn
>start doing kegels
>start shooting farther
>eventually hit myself in the face
>super fucking hot... The first time
>get sick of it
>stop doing kegels
>still like seeing big shooters in porn

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Jan 2016 07:40:46 No.78974528 Report

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>>78964941

I have trained my refractory period to be able to ejaculate again within 3 minutes from the first one. It takes approx 5 minutes for the third one.

It would be faster to use a front loading musket and save the personal weapon for highly armored threats.

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