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"You never run that fast in gym!" Lori teased.
"The best part of any test is leaving it behind."
"Yeah--until next week!"
"Do you always have to piddle on my parade?"
"I'd actually like to piddle on your--"
"Hey Lori! Serenity! I saved you a spot!" called Sally from across the cafeteria.
Lori headed for a nearby vending machine. "I'll get us some drinks."
Serenity leaned over the table, in time to see Sally attempting to stuff a bunch of loose papers into her bag. "What have you got there?"
"--Uh--nothing."
"Riiiiiight--" Serenity grinned, "--and I'm on the honour roll! Gimme!"
"No!"
"What is it?"
"Sumthin' I downloaded off the internet."
"Lemme see." Lori, who had meanwhile snuck up behind Sally, grabbed the stack out of her hand."
Serenity watched as Sally's face morphed from horrror to embarassment, while Lori's shifted from placid to bug-eyed shock. "Lemme see! Lemme see!"
"A purity test?" Lori glanced sideways at Sally.
Sally snatched the papers back. "Yeah, what wrong with it?"
"Did you pass?"
"It's not that kinda test!"
"Lemme see! Lemme see!" Serenity chanted. She attempted to snatch the papers out of Sally's hands, but Lori was too fast.
"Have you kissed a member of the same sex today?"
"Gimme!" Serenity, in a burst of frantic energy finally seized the papers from Lori's hands. Her eyes skimmed the page until she found the answer to the question Lori had asked. "Yes?!?!?"
"Well... I kissed my mom good-bye when I left for school this morning..."
Serenity and Lori doubled over in laughter. "They don't mean your own family!"
"Hey girls, what's up? We brought the gluten," Tim waddled up to the table, bearing a tray filled oddly with nothing but assorted breads and pastas. He was flanked by the remaining core members of the prayer group.
"Look what Sally found on the internet."
"Derek quickly scanned the paper in front of him. "A purity test, eh?"
