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Anonymous Mon 21 Dec 23:44:54 2015 No.78345656 View Reply Original Report

We post the best American dad moments, quotes
>Why is there a leopard on the cheetos bag?
>It's a cheetah
>There's so much beauty in the world

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Anonymous Mon 21 Dec 2015 23:49:06 No.78345752 Report

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>>78345656
>Roger holds a cat food bag to keep himself on ground
>He drops the bag
>He starts floating

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Dec 2015 23:50:42 No.78345777 Report

Quoted By: >>78346113 >>78349000

The gold poo saga is one of my favorite subplots.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Dec 2015 23:55:02 No.78345858 Report

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>>78345752
Joint custody is one of the funniest episodes in the whole show

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 00:08:59 No.78346113 Report

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>>78345777
this
>>78345656

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 00:38:30 No.78346660 Report

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oh
OH
>OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 00:41:50 No.78346721 Report

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>>78345656
>>78345752
>>78345858
>Daddy, will you read to me?
>Who the hell are you?
>*whimper*
and
>Well Roger it looks like it's just you and me
>*shotgun blast*
>And now it's just me
Joint Custody should be in the cartoon hall of fame.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 00:42:51 No.78346740 Report

Quoted By: >>78347414

>>78345656
>Evening, Officer
>Evening
>Even
>Ing
>Making things even
>Sir step out of the vehicle

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 00:43:46 No.78346754 Report

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>But what about my scale model?
>Stan it took quite a bit of doing but I managed to wipe my butt with it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 00:50:34 No.78346905 Report

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>Roger, I'll kill you!
>I'm not Roger. I'm the phantom.
>(Stan removes the mask and gasps) Roger!
>Well, yeah. Who did you? What?

>So have you heard anything? Is Chaz gonna be okay?
>...no...

I love the moments of genuine confusion in this show

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 01:08:56 No.78347362 Report

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>Would you like to hear a joke?
>Do they have jokes in your country or is it just sadness all the time?
>Are you sad right now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 01:11:15 No.78347414 Report

Quoted By: >>78347574 >>78349349 >>78351914

>>78345656
>>78345752
>>78345858
>>78346721
>>78346740
DUDE WEED LMAO XD

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 01:17:39 No.78347560 Report

Quoted By: >>78347703

Maybe baby

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 01:18:21 No.78347574 Report

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>>78347414
u wanna fuckin go m8 ill lay u the fuck out bruv

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 01:22:20 No.78347673 Report

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I don't even know what it is about this gag but it always makes me crack up

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 01:23:21 No.78347703 Report

Quoted By: >>78349396

>>78347560
Maybe baby?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 01:26:43 No.78347788 Report

Quoted By: >>78358130

>>78345656
>He hasn't talked to his dad in years and his mom left before he was born
>How...how could she do that?

>"He cares about me more than anything!"
>There's your criminal. Just give me the money.
>That's all I care about.
>Money.
>Not Jeff.
>Money.
>"There, see!"
>"Oh wait, am I Jeff, or money...?"
>"Oh man, I'm Jeff."

This is the best episode

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 01:27:50 No.78347817 Report

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>What are those?
>Are they Hitlermelons?
>No. What? No.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 01:29:18 No.78347854 Report

Quoted By: >>78349029

THE SPIRITS ARE DANCING ALL AROUND US

POPPIN' N' LOCKIN' MOSTLY

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 01:29:58 No.78347870 Report

Quoted By: >>78350379

The advertisement for crack was golden.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 01:30:06 No.78347875 Report

Quoted By: >>78357807

>Suspect is six foot two AND A BASTARD

>Put a picture up!
>I don't have a picture!
>Then just describe her!
>SHE LOOKS LIKE AN ANGEL!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 01:30:39 No.78347894 Report

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>Let's talk about it over drinks. Maybe at my place?
>Let's talk about it over your brains. Maybe all over the place? Delightful.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 01:30:40 No.78347895 Report

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>>78345656

That episode with Steve and the Cat.

>SON OF A WHORE

His voice always cracks me up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 01:31:05 No.78347909 Report

Quoted By: >>78351902 >>78354406

Am I high or... I mean I'm definitely high, but we've had this exact thread before.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 01:31:16 No.78347912 Report

Quoted By: >>78357136

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQwSCM0C-54

Step aside

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 01:31:41 No.78347920 Report

Quoted By: >>78349653 >>78376562

>Cheesers came back.

>Pine cones are grenades!

>I was that baby!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 01:34:00 No.78347975 Report

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I love when Stan was trying to shoot that one guy but dolphins kept jumping in the way.

Designated Dave

Designated Dave Tue 22 Dec 2015 01:35:02 No.78348004 Report

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>He thinks he's so cool because his band plays sororities and he's always having so much sex!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 01:35:04 No.78348007 Report

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MIND QUAD!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 01:46:53 No.78348269 Report

Quoted By: >>78365054

Hobo: Hey brother, spare a quarter?
Stan: "Spare" money? Never understood that...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 01:55:39 No.78348482 Report

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>Hayley pulling a King Kong on a model skyscraper
>RC planes start harassing her
Security guard (holding controller): Why are we doing this?
Guard 2 (also with controller): Why? Aren't you having fun?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 01:59:05 No.78348572 Report

Quoted By: >>78348616 >>78356514

>>78345656
>>78345656
>>His eyes are red from smokin' weeeeed

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 02:00:45 No.78348616 Report

Quoted By: >>78348729

>>78348572
>I can't believe you're an educator, Brian.
>My job's mostly administrative...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 02:03:59 No.78348689 Report

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>Hey Bill, you ever pull it in the great big blue?
>Hey, don't judge. Wipe that look off my face.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 02:05:58 No.78348729 Report

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>>78348616
>car crash
>Principal gets out of car
>"It's not my fault. I was texting!"
>Stan checks phone
>Text from Lewis: Ima crash into you!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 02:08:18 No.78348784 Report

Quoted By: >>78348964

Stelio! Stelio Kontos!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 02:11:31 No.78348864 Report

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-hGCeC4mag

Movie be damned

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 02:12:14 No.78348879 Report

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No! Ahhh, my eyes!
My mouth!
My back!
My begonia!
My Sharona!
My Best Friend's Wedding! Ahhh, my eyes again!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 02:12:49 No.78348895 Report

Quoted By: >>78348925 >>78349306 >>78349498 >>78351648

>"Goodbye Steve."
>Steve exits Lewis' office
>"And hello, desk sandwich."
>turns on bank of monitors and starts watching stuff going on around school
>werewolf shows up on one of the monitors and kills a janitor
>"Oh Shit!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 02:13:32 No.78348913 Report

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Ollie Norths Gold episode when Stan gets in the car crash, the medic and fire fighter banter is hilarious

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 02:13:55 No.78348925 Report

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>>78348895
>werewolf shows up on one of the monitors and kills a janitor
werewolf was the janitor

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 02:15:45 No.78348964 Report

Quoted By: >>78349024

>>78348784
And Luis!

Part of me wanted Stan to nonchalantly snap his neck because of his CIA training and proving his point.

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 02:15:51 No.78348966 Report

Quoted By: >>78354169 >>78354482 >>78366468

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 02:17:00 No.78349000 Report

Quoted By: >>78350954

>>78345777
They recently started it up again. The old lady who wanted to go to Boca was executed for killing her husband, and her son finds it. So how does it end up at The Battle of Boca Raton during the rapture? I wonder if they forget they kinda ended the plot in the rapture episode.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 02:17:52 No.78349024 Report

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>>78348964
Stan's powerlevel fluctuates a lot throughout the show.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 02:17:59 No.78349029 Report

Quoted By: >>78362681 >>78363414

>>78347854

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 02:18:13 No.78349034 Report

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Rubbernecking song was pure gold.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 02:20:06 No.78349076 Report

Quoted By: >>78349245 >>78362681

>Pinecones are Grenades.....
>oh crap.

TAKE THE SHOT!!! NOT MY FACE!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 02:23:56 No.78349174 Report

Quoted By: >>78349187

I like video games.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 02:24:32 No.78349187 Report

Quoted By: >>78349205

>>78349174
I like Scaredy Boys.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 02:25:07 No.78349205 Report

Quoted By: >>78350302

>>78349187
Uh you and I clearly have stuff we need to work out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 02:26:35 No.78349245 Report

Quoted By: >>78349392

>>78349076
Leave the blade in the sheath so it doesn't get dull.
(Leave the cap on so it doesn't dry out...)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 02:28:22 No.78349306 Report

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>>78348895
I remember seeing that episode early on when I thought the show sucked and it was the first joke that really got me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 02:30:04 No.78349349 Report

Quoted By: >>78349484

>>78347414
This is becoming a bigger meme than actual cannabis use

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 02:31:30 No.78349392 Report

Quoted By: >>78351537

>>78349245
"So, how'd the big night turn out?"

"It was There's no word to describe it.
Schmooblydong? That's not it, but it's close."

"Let-let me try and put it in terms you can understand, Imagine being high at a rusted root concert While two dudes take you on in a sun-baked porta-john."

"Wow. That actually does sound really good."

"Yeah. I'd like that, too."

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 02:31:43 No.78349396 Report

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>>78347703
Maybe baby.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 02:34:07 No.78349484 Report

Quoted By: >>78351578 >>78354065

>>78349349

It's like every meme 4chan gets a hold of, people here can't use things in moderation

> Here's a good meme for making fun of people whose entire personalities revolve around pot
> HAHA I BET IT WILL BE EXTRA FUNNY IF I BRING IT UP EVERY TIME WEED IS MENTIONED, EVER
> I'LL BE COOL RIGHT I'M USING MEMES

shitposter101

shitposter101 Tue 22 Dec 2015 02:34:22 No.78349498 Report

Quoted By: >>78350346 >>78354514 >>78356810

>>78348895
This made me laugh so hard the first time I saw it. Most of my favorite shows aren't as funny uncensored. American Dad is funnier with the bleeps.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 02:40:19 No.78349653 Report

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>>78347920
>Cheesers came back.

Funniest moment in the show for me

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 02:42:55 No.78349720 Report

Quoted By: >>78351621 >>78358095

"You, put that tub of mayonnaise in my car. I'm gonna make it my girlfriend."

"Chaz, can you take me home? My tummy doesn't feel so good. I should have just had sex with that mayonnaise."

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 02:43:49 No.78349750 Report

Quoted By: >>78349834 >>78354853 >>78362331

Am I the only one that hates the "Steve tries to get laid" episodes?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 02:46:59 No.78349834 Report

Quoted By: >>78352920

>>78349750
the roller derby one is allright.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 02:51:46 No.78349960 Report

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>>78345656
>We're gettin' primal in this house! AUGH WAUGH WAUGH WAUGH

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 02:55:01 No.78350033 Report

Quoted By: >>78354998

>"no matter what happens we stick together"
>"hi it's just me I'm by myself"
>"what happened?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 02:57:19 No.78350089 Report

Quoted By: >>78350796

When Klaus was doing the behind the scenes commentary in Bullocks To Stan killed me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 02:57:59 No.78350106 Report

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>>78345656
>Who ties your shoes?
>I do it myself, ma'am.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 02:59:56 No.78350164 Report

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>my therapist says I'm a bad kisser

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 03:00:22 No.78350171 Report

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>>78345656
>Oh my god, I'm HIS Francine!
>Drink to dull your shame?
>Oh, Piggy wants two drinks? Drink it Piggy! Taste good, Pig?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 03:05:58 No.78350277 Report

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>My mother stole my boyfriend!
>And your boyfriend stole my wife! Let's get back at them by dating each other!
>Wait a minute
>Daddy didn't think that one through

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 03:07:03 No.78350302 Report

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>>78349205
Would you, /co/?
I wouldn't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 03:08:53 No.78350346 Report

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>>78349498
>Watching Bush Comes to Dinner on a streaming site
>"And this is my son Steve!"
>"Holy fuck, we just called you!"
Usually I'm the same, but that one got a good laugh out of me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 03:08:58 No.78350348 Report

Quoted By: >>78350396 >>78350420

I may be terrible, but I found the domestic abuse jokes in Rough Trade amusing. When Francine keeps getting injured and people think it's Stan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 03:09:01 No.78350350 Report

Quoted By: >>78350628 >>78350782 >>78350807

>You shall not pass!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsjYN-Zr9Gw

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 03:10:05 No.78350379 Report

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>>78347870
>That disclaimer
>"If you experience any of these side effects, please consult your doctor. You may need more crack"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 03:10:37 No.78350396 Report

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>>78350348
>I deserved it for leaving the mop out

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 03:11:50 No.78350420 Report

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>>78350348
>It was my fault for leaving the mop out"
That one kills me.
Also, the end of "Can I Be Frank With You?" and the PSA with John Hamm. "Most domesticate disputes are just two people trying to figure things out. Don't get involved. I don't care what you THINK you saw. Just keep your eyes down, and keep walking!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 03:15:12 No.78350494 Report

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>>78345656
>Stan, I'm drunk and I'm about to be raped. Come pick me up in.... 45 min minutes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 03:16:15 No.78350516 Report

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>Hot Jazz in Your Face closed a while ago. People just stopped...coming

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 03:18:37 No.78350580 Report

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>I'm just gonna stare at the lake and think about how I almost killed a baby.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 03:19:45 No.78350604 Report

Quoted By: >>78350749

>>78345656

The entire segment of Patrick Stewart in the theater episode.

>Acting

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 03:21:15 No.78350628 Report

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>>78350350
this hit too close too home with me

who is debby based off of his sister?

debby is basically a fat haley

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 03:26:14 No.78350749 Report

Quoted By: >>78350844

>>78350604
>I started collecting fingers when I was in Vietnam. Last summer, on holiday. I was on a sex tour. Did not get laid, had zero game, just kept cutting off fingers!
Patrick Stewart gets the best lines.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 03:27:56 No.78350782 Report

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>>78350350
I'd jam the hell out of Joy Division with Debbie's fat ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 03:27:59 No.78350783 Report

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>What just happened? Did I win? Hey, wait! That TV's real, I bought that!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 03:28:38 No.78350796 Report

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>>78350089
>"Stan's sandwich is actually made of cardboard and glycerin. It was made by Rick Baker and cost $70,000."

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 03:29:23 No.78350807 Report

Quoted By: >>78351391 >>78356371

>>78350350

Whem her and Steve get back together.

>You had me at dessert.
>I didn't say dessert.
>*hug*

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 03:30:48 No.78350844 Report

Quoted By: >>78350898

>>78350749
I think they made his character like that just so they could hear Patrick Stewart say a ton of crazy nonsensical shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 03:31:01 No.78350847 Report

Quoted By: >>78356099

>I'll serve it "Allah Mode" that means God be with Ice Cream

tried it out once at a diner
alot of people were pissed

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 03:33:37 No.78350898 Report

Quoted By: >>78350949

>>78350844
It's like Adam West in Family Guy.
And credit to Patrick Stewart, he delivers the lines perfectly.
>Yes! Kill him!
>Him too!
>No, not him! That's me!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 03:35:34 No.78350949 Report

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>>78350898
Adam West is crazy in other shows too, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 03:35:51 No.78350954 Report

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>>78349000

The Christmas episodes are non-canon.

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 03:40:44 No.78351067 Report

Quoted By: >>78351110

>Look, if a mom takes a kid to the mall and loses the kid, do you blame the mom? ...No! No, you don't!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 03:43:08 No.78351110 Report

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>>78351067
>Sutherland, that Kieffer spawning bastard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 03:43:47 No.78351126 Report

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>"Alright guys, let's go out there! If we're lucky, we might just take a few of them with us!"
>"Oh god! We're not taking any of them with us!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 03:56:54 No.78351391 Report

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>>78350807
Sorry man gotta correct this

>You had me at Lasagna
>I didn't say Lasagna
>Well I was thinking about it
Dirty make out session

Designated Dave

Designated Dave Tue 22 Dec 2015 03:59:17 No.78351435 Report

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>Jewish history is a history of unethical conduct! First the Pharisees killed Jesus Christ, the only true son of God. And isn't it true that the Jews put a secret sauce on their Reubens that is actually just Thousand Island?! And who shot Gianni Versace? Was it a Jew? I don't know, it was in Miami.

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Designated Dave Tue 22 Dec 2015 04:00:34 No.78351455 Report

Quoted By: >>78351482 >>78357621

>Jewish history is a history of unethical conduct! First the Pharisees killed Jesus Christ, the only true son of God. And isn't it true that the Jews put a secret sauce on their Rubens that is actually just Thousand Island?
>And who shot Gianni Versace? Was it a Jew? I don't know, it was in Miami.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 04:01:43 No.78351482 Report

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>>78351455
Steve's expression after he says "Jesus Christ, the only true son of God" always kills me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 04:04:16 No.78351537 Report

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>>78349392
>Schmooblydong?
I've found myself saying that when at a loss for words

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 04:06:17 No.78351578 Report

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>>78349484
>> Here's a good meme for making fun of people whose entire personalities revolve around pot
I thought it was for making fun of overused shitty drug themed humor?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 04:08:09 No.78351621 Report

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>>78349720
"I should have just had sex with that mayonnaise."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 04:08:37 No.78351634 Report

Quoted By: >>78352572

>mfw little bitty things

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 04:09:16 No.78351648 Report

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>>78348895
This one always gets me

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 04:17:06 No.78351831 Report

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Steve, you're in jail? Then get Toshi to tag you out. What? You're in real jail?! Don't let anyone tag you!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 04:19:37 No.78351902 Report

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>>78347909
I thought the same, I had to check the date because i thought it was the one from the past.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 04:20:07 No.78351914 Report

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>>78347414
>>>/v/
Your welcome.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 04:27:17 No.78352098 Report

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>I'm sure you'll like Mexico, though
>It's just like America
>On opposite day

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 04:30:02 No.78352163 Report

Quoted By: >>78352212 >>78352365 >>78364713

Faking Bad is one of my favorite episodes. Just because every single character was on point in that episode.

I also loved the Camp Refoogee episode just for the Roger/Francine story.
>What was it again dear, ECONOMICS?!
>Too late now its been established.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 04:31:54 No.78352212 Report

Quoted By: >>78352331 >>78354633 >>78364713 >>78376830

>>78352163
>Roger sits down
>Takes off his glasses
>Breathes on them
>Wipes them off
>Puts them back on
>"Tell them how you killed our baby, Amanda"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 04:36:52 No.78352331 Report

Quoted By: >>78352576

>>78352212
>Is it over?
>Yes.
>Are we going to be okay?
>Yes.
>Do you think maybe the baby couldn't have drowned in the pool?
>No, you left the gate open and she sank like a stone. You have to live with that for the rest of your life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 04:38:17 No.78352365 Report

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>>78352163
On principle I think I should dislike Faking Bad because it's a Parody episode, but goddamn it's funny.
>Stan's breakdown of all the characters
>Francine coming to the window and watching Stan's fake date with an impassive expression
>Roger having to repeat his character name all the time
>Every line the Bouncer has

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 04:39:20 No.78352390 Report

Quoted By: >>78352853

When Roger is killing off the frat boys with his limo, the surviving fraternity brothers are polebearing a coffin to the grave plot.
>I can't believe Chet's dead!
>I can't believe I already banged his girlfriend!
>I can't believe I watched!
>Oh you did more than watch, bro!
And then they do this silly tickle handshake, and the fact they're doing it mid-funeral is what makes it so hilarious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 04:47:31 No.78352572 Report

Quoted By:

>>78351634
>you want a novelty belt buckle with Tweety bird on it?
>his eyes are red from smokin weed

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 04:47:41 No.78352576 Report

Quoted By:

>>78352331
whenever Roger has a closing line for the show it's always golden. Like when he was pretending to be an elderly woman on vacation, and he dumps her "husbands" ashes out into the ocean.
>Thank you, Omar. Thank you for showing me I can go on without you... I know what you did to our kids, you monster! (laughs) Why can't I leave things nice?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 05:00:14 No.78352845 Report

Quoted By: >>78352909 >>78354075 >>78359161

>>78345752
i've had many dreams where I float away like this and I have to hold on to something, it's real unnerving

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 05:00:31 No.78352853 Report

Quoted By:

>>78352390
>You're going to kill 5 people over $20!?
>Are you really asking that to the guy who just last week killed 6 people over $19?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 05:03:06 No.78352899 Report

Quoted By:

>Francine says she's going to be Greg and Terry's surrogate mother
>"I thought I had seen every episode of Star Trek. Wait, is this Deep Space 9? I won't watch that. It's garbage and I'll tell you why. One-"
>This isn't science fiction, Stan, it's REAL fiction

I just love how Stan completely missed the point and started going on a Star Trek rant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 05:03:30 No.78352909 Report

Quoted By:

>>78352845
have you mentioned this fact before on /co/ or is this a common thing people have

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 05:04:05 No.78352920 Report

Quoted By:

>>78349834
>steve didnt just keep lying about being trans and get that sweet dyke puss
they didnt even say he had to get a sex change, just keep acting like a woman

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 05:05:23 No.78352943 Report

Quoted By:

>First thing we'll need to do is raise $80 to buy you a costume. We could put on a show or raffle off a microwave, or-
>But I have $80
>Oh... Okay then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 05:08:12 No.78353011 Report

Quoted By:

Eat... my... BOWLS!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 05:10:44 No.78353063 Report

Quoted By: >>78358163

>Now, while I'm gone, I need you to manage my fantasy basketball team.
>Can I make any trades?
>No. Just set the lineup.
>Stan, you need a power forward.
>I have Dirk Nowitzki.
>He's soft, Stan. You need a thug. You need Ron Artest.
>I don't want Ron Artest. You know what, forget it. I'll have Steve set my lineup.
>Fine. Let that nerd set your lineup. Watch you lose.

>But first, where's Steve? I want to see how my fantasy basketball team is doing.
>Well, he understood the fantasy part, but had no idea what basketball was. He tried to add three griffins and an orc to your roster.
>Fucking nerd.

>You hurt your family with what you did, Steve. You made us weaker as a unit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 05:18:01 No.78353229 Report

Quoted By:

>Roger, what Dad's trying to say is that you're part of the family! We couldn't make a family plan without you!
>That's what I was going to say, before Steve stole my moment. You defiled my moment son. Riiiight in front of my wife.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 05:22:10 No.78353309 Report

Quoted By: >>78353355

So a question guys, what was going on at the end of Daddy Queerest when Stan and the crowd start chanting "Rudy, Rudy! RUDY!"
It makes me laugh, but I don't quite get it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 05:24:39 No.78353355 Report

Quoted By: >>78353371 >>78359815 >>78363169

>>78353309
Its an old football movie about a kid who gets to play for the university of Michigan

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 05:25:44 No.78353371 Report

Quoted By: >>78353406

>>78353355
Alright, cool.
>"He did it! He made in the game for one play and made a tackle!"
That always gets me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 05:26:18 No.78353386 Report

Quoted By: >>78353673

If you're gonna masturbate then do it where we all do, on Steve's bed!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 05:27:07 No.78353406 Report

Quoted By:

>>78353371
That was basically the actual ending of the movie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 05:30:55 No.78353473 Report

Quoted By:

100 AD has some great moments
>If I'm not being haunted, then who's POSSESSING ME?
>Stop it. Stop it Wheels. STOP IT WHEELS' FATHER! *Gasp*
and the part where Stan hallucinates turning back time like Superman.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 05:38:18 No.78353616 Report

Quoted By: >>78353634

"Here is your official Senior Toad's sombrero, and your complimentary fire extinguisher that shoots tequila."

"Is this.....heaven?

"No. It's Mexico."

"That makes sense, 'cause it smells like Mexico."

"Now, all that remains is your franchise fee of $50,000."

*Opens breifcase*

"This is just a photocopy of a 14-year-old boy's butt."

*Folds picture puts in coat*
*Slams fist on table*

"What is the meaning of this?!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 05:39:20 No.78353634 Report

Quoted By: >>78354549

>>78353616
The way he shuffles backwards there is great.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 05:40:52 No.78353673 Report

Quoted By:

>>78353386
>WHAT

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 05:47:23 No.78353784 Report

Quoted By: >>78353807 >>78354041

>>78345656
"You know what that'lldo to society? Girls playing with trucks, boys playing with dolls, horses eating each other.
Yes, horses eating each other.
Read the Bible!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 05:48:31 No.78353807 Report

Quoted By: >>78354918

>>78353784
Or my personal fav of Stans.

"My old college javelin"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 05:51:10 No.78353853 Report

Quoted By: >>78353868

Riding in Santa Claus' sleigh, on the way to Bavaria to rescue Steve.

>"What a beautiful full moon"
>"You know once you get over the clouds, it's always a full moon."
>"Is that true?"
>"Is any of this?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 05:51:27 No.78353860 Report

Quoted By: >>78354041 >>78354152 >>78355300 >>78355478 >>78355764 >>78357451 >>78360024 >>78371527

Anyone discover a lot of cool music from American Dad?
>Majestic
>Electric Feel
>Looper
>Thunder in Your Heart

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 05:52:30 No.78353868 Report

Quoted By: >>78353915

>>78353853
>After you help me kill Krampus, you guys are on my permanent good list! You and Jesus
>But he's Jewish
>HE IS!?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 05:55:22 No.78353915 Report

Quoted By: >>78354049

>>78353868
lol so i see a few of you have been watching BB3

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 06:03:44 No.78354041 Report

Quoted By: >>78354059

>>78353860
I'm quite fond of Cilantro.

>>78353784
Now I'm really curious if that's true.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 06:04:12 No.78354049 Report

Quoted By: >>78354100

>>78353915
Nah, but it's been on in the past week and I love all the AD Christmas episodes.

>"Oh my god! Nemo spelled backwards is Omen! He is the Antichrist!"
>"But.... you picked the name Nemo."

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 06:05:06 No.78354059 Report

Quoted By:

>>78354041
I'm always surprised when a band shows up and they're actually real.
I still hum "El Perro" whenever I'm cooking.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 06:05:24 No.78354065 Report

Quoted By: >>78370189

>>78349484
It doesn't even stop at weed. /tv/ uses it to dismiss anything they don't like.

DUDE REFERENCES LMAO

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 06:05:37 No.78354072 Report

Quoted By:

>Jeff?! I thought you drowned!
>Nope.
>Alright.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 06:05:49 No.78354075 Report

Quoted By:

>>78352845
have I got a movie for you

Designated Dave

Designated Dave Tue 22 Dec 2015 06:07:28 No.78354100 Report

Quoted By: >>78356725

>>78354049
>*flood comes and washes Jeff away*
>Jeff!
>Whaaaaaaaaaaat?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 06:10:43 No.78354152 Report

Quoted By:

>>78353860
My Morning Jacket

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 06:10:46 No.78354153 Report

Quoted By: >>78372925

maybe baby

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 06:11:40 No.78354169 Report

Quoted By:

>>78348966
Ricky Spanishhhh

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 06:12:32 No.78354182 Report

Quoted By:

>>78346721
>The indian in the backseat who dropped his rollo's

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 06:14:26 No.78354210 Report

Quoted By: >>78354394

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUBdrL09hqo

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 06:18:07 No.78354263 Report

Quoted By:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cE4lkYgyA8

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 06:22:43 No.78354324 Report

Quoted By:

>ANDY DICK IS GAINING ON US!
>OH MY GOD HE'S GOT A GUN!
>he veers off and robs a gas station

An ok episode with one of the best endings ever

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 06:28:38 No.78354394 Report

Quoted By:

>>78354210
This is a parody of an old viral video right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 06:29:25 No.78354406 Report

Quoted By: >>78362051

>>78347909
>So I hear you like to sample things excessively and then not buy.
>Is that what you like to do? Those pizza bagels are my life.
>I make those tiny bagels by hand.
It's even better for me because that is literally my job. The shit customers will do and say when you're giving away free food is horrifying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 06:31:20 No.78354435 Report

Quoted By:

>"YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE GONNA DO WHAT I SAY OR I WILL PUT MY FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ASSHOLE YOU WILL RUE THE DAY YOU CRAWLED OUT OF YOUR MOTHER'S TWAT"
>"Barry!"
>"I made a swear..."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 06:33:45 No.78354469 Report

Quoted By:

>>78347574
Why is this making me laugh so hard?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 06:35:15 No.78354482 Report

Quoted By:

>>78348966
Ricky.

...SPANISHHHH

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 06:38:21 No.78354514 Report

Quoted By:

>>78349498
>Most of my favorite shows aren't as funny uncensored. American Dad is funnier with the bleeps.
Profanity is always funnier with bleeps.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 06:41:11 No.78354549 Report

Quoted By:

>>78353634
>I must plan my next move carefully

Proceeds to shoot tequila into own mouth until black out

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 06:43:56 No.78354574 Report

Quoted By:

>>78345656
... Cheezers came back

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 06:50:02 No.78354633 Report

Quoted By:

>>78352212
>In the words of every sitcom character in the mid-90s and everyone in the Midwest during the rest of the 90s, don't go there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 06:51:52 No.78354666 Report

Quoted By:

>"WHEN WILL YOU PEOPLE REALIZE THAT ROBOTS ARE EROTIC!?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 07:05:12 No.78354824 Report

Quoted By: >>78354839

Yo Mama bin Fartin

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 07:06:48 No.78354839 Report

Quoted By:

>>78354824
>That last one was not erotic to everybody

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 07:08:11 No.78354853 Report

Quoted By:

>>78349750
that is 90% of Steve eps or B plots. Literally his character trope.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 07:11:42 No.78354890 Report

Quoted By: >>78354910

One of my favorite scenes is Bullock's drug deal that the family witnesses while waiting for Roger's ship. Hell, every Bullock scene is my favorite scene.
>Welcome back, Mouschwitz
>I can't get within 100 feet of her and her sugary sweet ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 07:13:07 No.78354910 Report

Quoted By: >>78354939

>>78354890
That's Principal Lewis anon, not Bullock.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 07:13:34 No.78354918 Report

Quoted By:

>>78353807
...remember?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 07:15:05 No.78354939 Report

Quoted By: >>78354975

>>78354910
Son of a bitch. It's late, I'm wired and can't get to sleep, mistakes were bound to happen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 07:17:42 No.78354975 Report

Quoted By: >>78355732

>>78354939
It's fair. Lewis is pretty damn funny.
>I love my D-nuts! BLACK BAGELS Y'ALL!
>Legally I have to say yes, but personally? I don't know how Asbestos can be bad for you, it's got "best" right in it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 07:19:20 No.78354998 Report

Quoted By:

>>78350033
>I'm their manager, why haven't I heard about this?
>Well I tried calling you but[continues mouthing words in front of him]ad connection
>God my service sucks

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 07:20:38 No.78355014 Report

Quoted By:

>"And then we're going to Five Corners, and you're gonna watch me Breakdance in five States AT THE SAME TIME!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 07:21:57 No.78355031 Report

Quoted By:

Ba-Donkin donuts, the hole with the soul.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 07:25:42 No.78355082 Report

Quoted By: >>78355126

>Is that what you intended to say, Superintendent?
>That's what I superintendent to say.
>... Yaaaaay!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 07:29:13 No.78355126 Report

Quoted By:

>>78355082
Reminds me of Futurama's "You'd Ruth Bater believe it."

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 07:31:22 No.78355150 Report

Quoted By: >>78358511

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvPnsciUja4

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 07:35:03 No.78355174 Report

Quoted By: >>78355309

Still can't believe Steve is voiced by the guy who played Malarkey in Band of Brothers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 07:35:22 No.78355178 Report

Quoted By: >>78355190 >>78365915

>>78345656
>I'll take the stool gardeners AND the stool softeners. My stools won't know WHAT to do!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 07:36:23 No.78355190 Report

Quoted By:

>>78355178
*hardeners
Fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 07:39:24 No.78355223 Report

Quoted By: >>78355296

https://vimeo.com/125172965

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 07:46:34 No.78355296 Report

Quoted By:

>>78355223

This is exactly how I feel when I'm at wine tastings and the vintner is spouting some bullshit about orange peels and daffodil aromas

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 07:46:59 No.78355300 Report

Quoted By: >>78355323 >>78355402

>>78353860
Rush, too!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 07:47:53 No.78355309 Report

Quoted By:

>>78355174
Fuck, remind me which one that was. I love Band of Brothers, but I could never keep track of the characters that weren't Ross or Joe Toyt.
Also, apparently his VA cut a R&B album, which might explain this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfTfWb6q68k

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 07:48:55 No.78355323 Report

Quoted By: >>78355335

>>78355300
Wait, when did they do Rush?
Why do I not remember this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 07:49:46 No.78355335 Report

Quoted By: >>78355373

>>78355323

Snot and Steve were air guitarring to 2112 in the opening of that one ep

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 07:52:37 No.78355373 Report

Quoted By:

>>78355335
Shit, that's right.
I love the music in AD, they do a good job of switching the musical styles enough to keep it fresh.
>mfw I keep singing Steve and Krampus' duet at work

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 07:54:38 No.78355402 Report

Quoted By: >>78355450

>>78355300

Don't forget Roger playing Tommy Emmanuel's version of Classical Gas to beat that hipster in the guitar contest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S33tWZqXhnk

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 07:58:35 No.78355450 Report

Quoted By:

>>78355402
>A real human being can play like that
I mean, I was aware it was possible, but damn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 08:00:43 No.78355478 Report

Quoted By:

>>78353860
It kindled my love for Hall & Oates.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 08:09:15 No.78355552 Report

Quoted By: >>78355626 >>78360172

All of these quotes made me want to do an American Dad marathon this week.

>Stan, remember the first rule of any wedding is that the bride is always beautiful. The second rule you can read on my website. You have to be eighteen to log on. I have some sexy barnyard stuff on there that is NOT for everyone; I could get in a lot of trouble. If you do decide to check it out you need to clear your history right away. You may need to uninstall your browser. I'm telling you scrub that thing clean. If you think you're being too cautious, you're not. They will take us both to jail.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 08:14:04 No.78355593 Report

Quoted By: >>78361087

>"I'm gonna hit the jukebox. See if they've got any Kieth Sweat up in this piece."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfTfWb6q68k

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 08:15:02 No.78355601 Report

Quoted By:

>That episode with Qrrrcchhhh
>Her voice was really sexy
>Find out it's Kim Kardashian

I wanna live my life like Kanye so I was pleasantly surprised

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 08:17:44 No.78355621 Report

Quoted By:

A suicidal lemur stole my gun

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 08:18:28 No.78355626 Report

Quoted By: >>78355683

>>78355552
From the same scene:

>Roger/Jeannie Gold: Stan, these are my sons, Alex and Ron. They're in Columbia Film School.

>Stan: How is that possible?

>Roger/Jeannie Gold: I know. I look too young to have kids in college.

>Stan: No, that you have children when your persona is completely fabricated...

>Roger/Jeannie Gold: We are the music makers. We are the dreamers of dreams.

>Stan: That is an unsatisfying answer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 08:20:25 No.78355638 Report

Quoted By: >>78361619

>I did trap him! That Copper Pot is in your basement! They're next to my old skis!
>They're Super long! And super fast!
I don't know why, but that one l
always makes me laugh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 08:22:05 No.78355656 Report

Quoted By: >>78355695 >>78355716

Anyone know what that Japanese pop song future Cyborg Stan plays for Francine is?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 08:25:10 No.78355683 Report

Quoted By: >>78355705 >>78355752 >>78355794

>>78355626

I love it when Roger's personas just go off the edge into absurdity

>"I think I know someone who can help! Let's just hope it's not me in a disguise."
>Roger and Stan arrive at an office building and walk inside.
>"Oh good, I'm just the receptionist!"
>Camera cuts across the room to show Roger in full costume behind the desk.
>"Excuse me, I'm an Administrative Professional."

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 08:25:54 No.78355688 Report

Quoted By:

>That one episode where a Japanese businessman bought American Dad
>The last few minutes were an advertisement for a hotel
That was a strange episode

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 08:26:20 No.78355695 Report

Quoted By: >>78355716

>>78355656

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPD2y4gT3vw

I'm more interested in the one that plays when they dress up Klaus for cute pet pics

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 08:27:20 No.78355705 Report

Quoted By:

>>78355683
>That entire episode about Sydney

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 08:28:21 No.78355716 Report

Quoted By:

>>78355656
>>78355695
You know, I honestly thought it was a song that was made for the show.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 08:29:44 No.78355732 Report

Quoted By:

>>78354975
>I got a tear in my containment suit!
>Back off there's no reason we both gotta die!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 08:32:07 No.78355752 Report

Quoted By: >>78355768 >>78355771

>>78355683
>that episode where they're doing the bar mitzvah heist
>the end where Roger looks to the entrance and nods to himself in disguise

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 08:33:23 No.78355764 Report

Quoted By: >>78355833

>>78353860

I GET THAT I AM EXTREMELY LATE ON THIS QUESTION BUT AMERICAN DAD SHOWED ME MY FAVORITE SONG OF ALL TIME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51CO2S1TGDs

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 08:33:37 No.78355768 Report

Quoted By:

>>78355752
>Wait, how'd I get here? I think I'M cracked in the head!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 08:34:04 No.78355771 Report

Quoted By: >>78355794

>>78355752
>"Wait, how did I get here?"

And I also loved,
>It's you, isn't it? I'm gonna get there, and it's gonna be you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 08:35:32 No.78355794 Report

Quoted By: >>78355822

>>78355683
>>78355771
I also love the episode where he reveals that he's got a single persona that each member of the family can't see past

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 08:38:21 No.78355822 Report

Quoted By: >>78355882 >>78355909

>>78355794
I wish they would have kept one a secret and had an episode where you see a new character who turns out to be Roger in disguise, but they drew him the way the family member sees him, so we don't know it's him until the end.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 08:39:13 No.78355833 Report

Quoted By: >>78355848

>>78355764
>drunk, introspective and vaguely lonely
THIS WAS AN INOPPORTUNE TIME TO POST THIS

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 08:40:52 No.78355848 Report

Quoted By: >>78356378

>>78355833

YOU WILL WALLOW IN YOUR SADNESS AND YOU WILL LOVE IT

I WILL BE YOUR FRIEND IF YOU ARE LONELY

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 08:44:33 No.78355882 Report

Quoted By: >>78355921 >>78355923 >>78356421

>>78355822

There's actually one character that's been Roger in disguise this whole time. It's just that nobody, not even the audience, can tell!

Can YOU guess who it is?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 08:46:24 No.78355909 Report

Quoted By:

>>78355822
They could still do that and get away with it,

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 08:46:37 No.78355913 Report

Quoted By:

>You can't participate Klaus, I hate you. I say that not out of anger, but simply as a fact. It's 67 degrees outside and I hate you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 08:47:27 No.78355921 Report

Quoted By: >>78356040

>>78355882
its principal Lewis isn't it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 08:47:42 No.78355923 Report

Quoted By: >>78356014 >>78356040 >>78357711

>>78355882
They should totally do this. Has Principal Luis ever been seen at the same time as Roger outside of Tearjerker 2?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 08:57:51 No.78356009 Report

Quoted By:

>Oh no, not the kitties and the birdies!
>I killed them. I killed them all! Do you hear that Stan!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 08:58:08 No.78356014 Report

Quoted By:

>>78355923
The episode where Roger is Steve's legal guardian has a scene or two where they're both on-screen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 09:01:07 No.78356040 Report

Quoted By:

>>78355921
>>78355923

Too obvious. Try again!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 09:07:23 No.78356099 Report

Quoted By:

>>78350847
I'm sure at least one person laughed.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 09:27:31 No.78356309 Report

Quoted By:

>>78345656
=S

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 09:32:35 No.78356371 Report

Quoted By:

>>78350807
>Roger takes a picture of Debbie's ass
>camera auto adjusts to landscape mode

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 09:33:00 No.78356378 Report

Quoted By: >>78356416

>>78355848
I appreciate the offer anon, but I'm not really that lonely.
I'm just drunk, home alone and it's midnight so all my friends are asleep.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 09:37:12 No.78356416 Report

Quoted By: >>78356434

>>78356378

oh okay.

sorry.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 09:37:51 No.78356421 Report

Quoted By: >>78356728

>>78355882

It's Toshi

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 09:39:43 No.78356434 Report

Quoted By: >>78356444

>>78356416
Do you need a friend anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 09:40:44 No.78356444 Report

Quoted By: >>78356456 >>78356504

>>78356434

i don't NEED one per se, but making friends is the nicest thing in the world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 09:42:40 No.78356456 Report

Quoted By: >>78356504 >>78356517

>>78356444
It is pretty cool. Most of mine are at least a day's travel away right now, so it can be difficult sometimes, especially since they're damn near impossible to get a hold of consistently. I like my job and I like where I'm living, but eventually I'm gonna have to move back.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 09:50:10 No.78356504 Report

Quoted By: >>78356511 >>78356517

>>78356444
>>78356456
You two should fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 09:51:13 No.78356511 Report

Quoted By:

>>78356504
That seems like it would be difficult to accomplish.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 09:51:21 No.78356514 Report

Quoted By:

>>78348572
My face hurts from laughing just thinking about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 09:51:39 No.78356517 Report

Quoted By: >>78356529

>>78356456

have you not made friends in your new location?

>>78356504

b-but anon...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 09:54:09 No.78356529 Report

Quoted By: >>78356970

>>78356517
Oh, I have a few, but it's mostly just work friends. The place I live has a high population of retirees, and most of the people my age I meet have their own thing going on. Part of it is also that I'm pretty closed off a lot of the time, most of the friends I have I met through other friends.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 10:20:16 No.78356725 Report

Quoted By:

>>78354100
LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 10:20:58 No.78356728 Report

Quoted By:

>>78356421
>Why do you speak Japanese I DON'T EVEN SPEAK JAPANESE!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 10:29:53 No.78356810 Report

Quoted By:

>>78349498
agreed. kinda sucks the AS/TBS season can say shit uncut now, but I guess that's also kinda cool.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 10:52:30 No.78356970 Report

Quoted By:

>>78356529
Time to level a new skill that can be learned with others. good luck

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 11:16:45 No.78357098 Report

Quoted By:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQOtGIwlm1c

Vietnam one is best.

And fuck everything with black junkie Rector in it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 11:21:19 No.78357122 Report

Quoted By:

>hasnt seen American Dad ever
>lmao its bad haha because family guy
Damn it Josh American Dad is hilarious

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 11:23:51 No.78357136 Report

Quoted By:

>>78347912

That's shit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 11:28:37 No.78357179 Report

Quoted By: >>78357229

>I can't believe there is lava under Washington DC
>Where do you think the hot air comes from

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 11:34:18 No.78357229 Report

Quoted By:

>>78357179
>They start laughing
>Cut to the sub-plot for a minute or so
>Cut back to Stan and Steve still laughing

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 11:49:15 No.78357346 Report

Quoted By: >>78357373

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 11:52:17 No.78357366 Report

Quoted By:

MYYAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 11:53:05 No.78357373 Report

Quoted By: >>78362751

>>78357346
>Roger does the bit from Scent of a Woman

"You're not even listening to me are you?"
"I'm a grey ghost too."

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 12:05:42 No.78357451 Report

Quoted By: >>78357468

>>78353860
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyTOPwarPG0

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 12:08:36 No.78357468 Report

Quoted By: >>78357480

>>78357451
I wonder, is that song based on something that is already out or made for this episode?

Designated Dave

Designated Dave Tue 22 Dec 2015 12:09:44 No.78357480 Report

Quoted By:

>>78357468
Songs name was in the youtube name.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOErsvgUK58

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 12:27:58 No.78357621 Report

Quoted By: >>78357638 >>78358554

>>78351455
In case anyone was wondering, the guy who killed Versace was a half Italian, half Filipino named Andrew Cunanan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 12:30:44 No.78357638 Report

Quoted By:

>>78357621
No one was wondering .

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 12:42:43 No.78357711 Report

Quoted By: >>78358017

>>78355923
In Ricky Spanish they're old friends

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 12:57:55 No.78357807 Report

Quoted By: >>78357923

>>78347875
Greg and terry are GOAT AD characters
>eww I saw it!
>you know she has one, why do you keep looking
>I don't trust it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 13:16:08 No.78357923 Report

Quoted By:

>>78357807
>I'll kill the gay news team
>-gasp-
>you could have just said news team

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 13:26:08 No.78358017 Report

Quoted By:

>>78357711
But how many of rodgers characters have long backstories connecting them

Designated Dave

Designated Dave Tue 22 Dec 2015 13:28:35 No.78358030 Report

Quoted By:

>Look everyone, Steve Smith has a buffalo too!
>My girlfriend doesn't walk on hooves madam, and as far as I know she's never been hunted near extinction!
>THAT'S RIGHT, SAY WORDS!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 13:35:19 No.78358095 Report

Quoted By: >>78358124

>>78349720
>Roger's a dirty cop. [beat] He's been on the force for three hours!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 13:39:28 No.78358124 Report

Quoted By: >>78361849

>>78358095
>is Chaz gonna be okay?
>....no
>oh

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 13:39:58 No.78358130 Report

Quoted By:

>>78347788
Same way Dr. Doofenschmirtz' parents weren't there for his birth.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 13:41:48 No.78358144 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 13:42:49 No.78358153 Report

Quoted By:

Gilbert Grape squirrels.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 13:43:53 No.78358160 Report

Quoted By: >>78358191

>Shirt
>Shorts
>Miami

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 13:44:13 No.78358163 Report

Quoted By:

>>78353063
Fucking love this

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 13:48:29 No.78358191 Report

Quoted By:

>>78358160
Seeexxxxxyyyyy

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 14:25:09 No.78358511 Report

Quoted By:

>>78355150
B8 is hot.

No homo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 14:28:04 No.78358533 Report

Quoted By:

Lil' entourage

>Aw yeah
>Awwww yeah
>Awwwwwww yeah

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 14:30:52 No.78358554 Report

Quoted By: >>78358717

>>78357621
>half Italian, half Filipino

How the fuck did that even happen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 14:45:00 No.78358673 Report

Quoted By: >>78359815

TIME TO KICK IT

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 14:50:32 No.78358717 Report

Quoted By:

>>78358554
An Italian fucks a Filipino

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 15:00:25 No.78358815 Report

Quoted By:

-I wanted to scare Steve straight.

-SEXUAL ORIENTATION IS NOT A CHOICE!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 15:02:41 No.78358842 Report

Quoted By:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1s4qES-2RkY

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 15:08:40 No.78358910 Report

Quoted By:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvFf5oPL1g0
>that should be with you momentarily

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 15:21:42 No.78359068 Report

Quoted By: >>78359815

>THERE'S SO MUCH CRIME IN THE DESERT

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 15:28:37 No.78359161 Report

Quoted By:

>>78352845
fuck that shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 15:52:55 No.78359474 Report

Quoted By: >>78360660

I wish I could remember quotes, but hey remember that episode where Steve and Snot raise two baby clones to be their prom dates and fuck them? Then Stan has a blade runner scene where he runs around trying to kill them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 16:00:18 No.78359565 Report

Quoted By:

>that's what I tried to tell her father before he fell on all those bullets coming out of my gun

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 16:19:57 No.78359783 Report

Quoted By: >>78360221

>>78345656
I nominate this.

Johnny Walker, Blue Lantern

Johnny Walker, Blue Lantern Tue 22 Dec 2015 16:22:11 No.78359815 Report

Quoted By:

>>78353355
It was NOTRE DAME, you nerd.
>>78358673
> That's the second time hip-hop has saved my life.
>>78359068
Hands down one of my favorite, least-appreciated lines.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 16:23:56 No.78359841 Report

Quoted By:

>Now to just sit back and enjoy this sandwich
>*Looks at security footage at basketball court*
>*Werewolf comes out of nowhere and eats a kid*
>OH SHIT

>Steve, you're not an animal
>You're not even a mammal
>You're some sort of anti-mammal
>That's a bit of a mouthful, let's make that shorter
>An...i...mal
>Yeah! You're an animal!

Designated Dave

Designated Dave Tue 22 Dec 2015 16:26:02 No.78359865 Report

Quoted By:

>Don't go to the light!
>Go as close as the light as you can and ask my grandfather why Jim Nabors was at his funeral.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 16:26:31 No.78359873 Report

Quoted By:

>>78345656
>Hello Francin- Nooooooooooooo

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 16:30:30 No.78359938 Report

Quoted By: >>78361870

>"There's a special place in Hell for people who do things like this. Right next to the child molesters, and the sexy children who seduce them! "

My favourite joke that I know I can never acceptably repeat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 16:36:35 No.78360024 Report

Quoted By: >>78360076 >>78361825

>>78353860
What episode was Electric Feel in? I love that song.

Johnny Walker, Blue Lantern

Johnny Walker, Blue Lantern Tue 22 Dec 2015 16:40:51 No.78360076 Report

Quoted By: >>78366793

>>78360024
100 AD part II. Roger takes a bunch of drugs and finds Haley and Jeff.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 16:47:06 No.78360172 Report

Quoted By: >>78366127 >>78375880

>>78355552
I was hoping to get back into American Dad, where's the best place to start, you think? There like an episode guide or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 16:50:00 No.78360221 Report

Quoted By: >>78361929

>>78359783
Hamburger......hinderer

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 16:50:38 No.78360235 Report

Quoted By: >>78360296 >>78360310

>that back-and-forth between Stan, Francine and Tunji calling each other's names
It's fucking uproarious every time.

Designated Dave

Designated Dave Tue 22 Dec 2015 16:54:58 No.78360296 Report

Quoted By:

>>78360235
>TUNJI IN ROBOT VOICE

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 16:55:52 No.78360306 Report

Quoted By: >>78360360 >>78369814

>Oh my god! This gun...I've never even fired it before! I-I heard Jennifer scream and everything went blank! And I killed a man!

Designated Dave

Designated Dave Tue 22 Dec 2015 16:55:58 No.78360310 Report

Quoted By:

>>78360235
>MISTAH AND LADY IN ROBOT VOICE

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 16:56:31 No.78360317 Report

Quoted By: >>78369814

>WHO AM I TO TAKE A LIFE? AM I BEAST OR MAN?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 16:57:04 No.78360324 Report

Quoted By: >>78369814

>...BEAAAAST!
>DADDY!
>NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>WHAAAAAA...NOOOOOOOOO!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 16:57:54 No.78360337 Report

Quoted By:

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 16:59:01 No.78360360 Report

Quoted By: >>78360374 >>78360394

>>78360306
What episode?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 17:00:00 No.78360374 Report

Quoted By: >>78360465 >>78364122

>>78360360
Ad-Ventures in Hayleysitting

Johnny Walker, Blue Lantern

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Johnny Walker, Blue Lantern Tue 22 Dec 2015 17:01:03 No.78360388 Report

Quoted By: >>78361117 >>78361638

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 17:01:17 No.78360392 Report

Quoted By:

That bit in Hurricane! where Stan electrocutes Roger and he just floats away staring at him

Also Stan trying to go back in time by spinning the world backward.I know it's a reference so it probably shouldn't count but it always make me laugh

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 17:01:26 No.78360394 Report

Quoted By:

>>78360360
The one where Hayley is supposed to be watching Steve to prove she's responsible, but he decides to go to a party instead

Designated Dave

Designated Dave Tue 22 Dec 2015 17:05:41 No.78360465 Report

Quoted By:

>>78360374
>I wish Mom and Dad could've seen that.
>Me too, man.
>I think I'm really proving myself.
>Me too, man.
>This is gonna sound weird, but, for the first time in my life, I feel like a grown woman.
>Me too, man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 17:10:59 No.78360550 Report

Quoted By:

>gee Dad I'd love to use the hot tub too but I can't because my parents fuck ed in it last night

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 17:11:29 No.78360560 Report

Quoted By: >>78375920

This scene right here is hysterical to me in its absurdity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlglMf0v50Y

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 17:17:57 No.78360660 Report

Quoted By: >>78360758

>>78359474
We're all water, Steve!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 17:24:03 No.78360758 Report

Quoted By:

>>78360660
Water?
Water?
Water?
Wat er?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 17:26:33 No.78360804 Report

Quoted By: >>78361038

>Nietzsche writes that happiness comes from power. For me, happiness comes from the tender flesh of the Atlantic mackerel.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 17:28:56 No.78360838 Report

Quoted By: >>78360897 >>78360905 >>78361026 >>78361620 >>78361653 >>78366488

What makes American dad so much better than family guy?

Seriously, a lot of the humor is similar in a way, but with American Dad it often works so much better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 17:30:11 No.78360857 Report

Quoted By:

The "like I did to your mom last night" running joke in the bully episode.
Just for Steve's face.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 17:33:06 No.78360897 Report

Quoted By:

>>78360838

Actual characters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 17:33:45 No.78360905 Report

Quoted By:

>>78360838
No cut aways that have nothing to do with the plot is a big one.
That and there's some actual depth to the characters, Family Guy has it for 10 seconds every now and again but they're usually pretty flat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 17:37:48 No.78360976 Report

Quoted By: >>78366853

>if I want to get rid of Jeff, I'll have to do something cunning and subtle
>wrecking ball crashes into the van

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 17:38:23 No.78360987 Report

Quoted By: >>78361072

Steve
>Guys, you remember my Uncle Roger

Toshi
>[Ah, yes, the alien in a wig.]

Steve
>Yeah, on my mom's side.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 17:40:10 No.78361026 Report

Quoted By:

>>78360838

>Better writers
>The absurdity is still kind of relevant to what's happening and doesn't detract from the plot.
>Characters ate more interesting and complex

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 17:41:09 No.78361037 Report

Quoted By:

>"Ahahahaha! I'm a fan."

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 17:41:14 No.78361038 Report

Quoted By:

>>78360804
>Thanks, but touch me again and I'll cut your nipples off
>shocked look
>Hey, there's a reason I'm here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 17:43:00 No.78361072 Report

Quoted By: >>78361802 >>78362040

>>78360987
I like the one where Toshi has an ancestral samurai ghost speaking some archaic Japanese he can't understand.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 17:43:54 No.78361087 Report

Quoted By: >>78362704

>>78355593

Moments like this make me question why Steve hasn't gotten laid yet.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 17:46:08 No.78361117 Report

Quoted By: >>78375970

>>78360388
Smoke frozen in background

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 17:51:03 No.78361183 Report

Quoted By: >>78361329

Don't I need to tell my mom I'm here?

Don't worry, I took care of it.

HEY MOM, IT'S ME, SNOT. I GOT INTO NASA MEDICAL SCHOOL. IF THEY HAVE PHONES OF MARS I'LL GIVE YOU A CALL. BYE!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 17:55:19 No.78361260 Report

Quoted By: >>78361325

>Well I guess I just picked a whole bouquet of oopsie daisies.

I use this line all the time when I fuck up.

>I feel like Tara Reid on an average Tuesday.

Though the joke was ruined when it turns out it was just milk.

>He was in on it too. Stand up and take a bow, Jeff.
>BriIIiant! You reaIIy beIieve he might have a severe spinaI injury.
>Dad, you're not reaIIy buying aII this?
>Oh, poor HayIey, a mere pawn.

Patrick Stewart has some of the best lines in the show.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 17:58:46 No.78361322 Report

Quoted By:

>Stan keeps trying to help during the Hurricane until it escalates to the point he impales Francine with a harpoon
>Bear just stops and looks at him like "Dude..."

"You harpooned me. I told you to go get help... but you harpooned me"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 17:58:53 No.78361325 Report

Quoted By:

>>78361260
>You thought I was sleeping, didn't you? Hmhm. Acting.

I fucking love Patrick Stewart.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 17:59:08 No.78361329 Report

Quoted By:

>>78361183
My boy, the astronaut martian doctor. Just like the psychic painted.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 18:03:44 No.78361388 Report

Quoted By: >>78361442 >>78362872 >>78369665

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 18:07:44 No.78361442 Report

Quoted By:

>>78361388

>implying you wouldn't

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 18:09:39 No.78361472 Report

Quoted By:

What's the best episode and why is it Bullocks To Stan?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 18:14:22 No.78361547 Report

Quoted By:

>>78345656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFV1uT-ihDo

This is still my favorite

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 18:19:55 No.78361619 Report

Quoted By: >>78361771

>>78355638
ROSENTHALLLLLLL!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 18:20:02 No.78361620 Report

Quoted By: >>78361815

>>78360838
Characters mostly.
Stan > Peter
Francine > Lois
Steve > Chris
Roger >>>> Stewie
Meg and Haley are both kinda meh to me

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 18:21:19 No.78361638 Report

Quoted By:

>>78360388
The end of that episode is probably one my favorite moments.

>Wait how am I over here now? I think I'm cracked in the head.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 18:22:26 No.78361653 Report

Quoted By: >>78362040 >>78362180

>>78360838
All the absurdity was for the most part established in their characters from the beginning. At this point they have definitely evolved into what they are now but they always had that opportunity to be crazy.
>Dad works at the CIA
>Alien in the attic
>Brain swapped fish

Family Guy had nothing weird going on except for Brian and Stewie talking. Then they took the characters and exploited them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 18:24:19 No.78361690 Report

Quoted By:

Thanks. Now I have to rewatch joint custody again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 18:29:03 No.78361771 Report

Quoted By:

>>78361619
It's "Rossingol" actually, that's the brand of skis

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 18:30:38 No.78361802 Report

Quoted By: >>78361846

>>78361072
The running joke that Toshi is the only one in hi family that speaks Japanese is great.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 18:31:36 No.78361815 Report

Quoted By:

>>78361620
Hayley and Steve are fleshed out and regularly featured regardless of plot. Chris, Meg and to a lesser extent Lois only exist if the episode is about them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 18:32:30 No.78361825 Report

Quoted By:

>>78360024
Son of Stan, when Roger takes drugs to find Jeff and Hailey. Apparently I'm the only one in the world that hadn't heard it before, because after I downloaded it all my friends already knew all the lyrics.

Designated Dave

Designated Dave Tue 22 Dec 2015 18:34:16 No.78361846 Report

Quoted By: >>78361910

>>78361802
>I'll give you the money, but only on one condition
>(beat)
>You invite me to all the parties!
>Hahahahah
>And you kill my wife!
>What?
>The business world is ruthless.

Toshi's dad is fantastic

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 18:34:43 No.78361849 Report

Quoted By:

>>78358124
>Sir, it's me. I have something you're going to want to see.
>No sir, it's not a belt.
>Sir, I'm not asking you to guess
>Yes sir, you CAN wait
>Sir, stop it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 18:35:45 No.78361870 Report

Quoted By:

>>78359938
For me it's
>NATHAN!
>This is why you keep getting molested!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 18:36:59 No.78361890 Report

Quoted By: >>78369085

This thread is funny and all, but can anyone here tell me the launch codes?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 18:38:18 No.78361910 Report

Quoted By: >>78362045 >>78362069

>>78361846
I'm kinda sad they killed him. Honestly, at first I didn't like Toshi because I thought he was just going to be a bunch of cheap Japanese jokes, but once I started paying attention and reading his subtitles I loved him. His whole family's hilarious.
>That scene where Steve insults Toshi and he goes and gets Akiko to translate for him
>"Listen Akiko"
>*Unintelligible Japanese*
>"DO NOT INTERRUPT!"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 18:39:12 No.78361929 Report

Quoted By: >>78362011

>>78360221
>Southern... discomfort.

Every time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 18:44:21 No.78362011 Report

Quoted By: >>78362045

>>78361929
That episode has so many good lines.
>I was just u on Capitol Hill and the Democrats have gutted our torture budget! They're using the money to teach inner city children *sobs loudly* to read!
>I don't see you suggesting how to get girls to come to our party Smith
>"We don't go blue, that's the lazy man's comedy!" "Balls" "Ha ha! Maybe we're working too hard!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 18:44:48 No.78362020 Report

Quoted By: >>78364260 >>78366664

I always wondered, since this show relies on a lot jokes about America, its politics and its culture what do euro friends think of it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 18:45:49 No.78362040 Report

Quoted By: >>78362171 >>78363753

This joke does not work text, only visuals and audio does it justice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufFF8sQ9fXg
>>78361072
I wonder how many people understood that joke.
>>78361653
You also buy all the absurdity in the series because of the CIA. I can believe that they have a memory whipping machine

Designated Dave

Designated Dave Tue 22 Dec 2015 18:46:17 No.78362045 Report

Quoted By:

>>78361910
Yeah, Toshi is the straight man of the group and he's gotten less grousy about it too.

>>78362011
>Prepare to meet your Mecca

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 18:46:41 No.78362051 Report

Quoted By:

>>78354406
>YOU ARE MY QUEEN, REBECCA

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 18:47:39 No.78362069 Report

Quoted By:

>>78361910

>Did anyone else get a boner when Akihiko slapped me?
>Y-Yeah, me neither.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 18:54:26 No.78362171 Report

Quoted By:

>>78362040
>that scream at the end
I'm dying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 18:54:50 No.78362180 Report

Quoted By: >>78362315

>>78361653
And even when they do get crazier than usual it still works somehow. Like the atheist that went to hell and came back with a guitar from Satan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 18:56:43 No.78362213 Report

Quoted By: >>78362622 >>78365998

This fucking bit kills me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvFf5oPL1g0

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 19:00:38 No.78362297 Report

Quoted By:

Rik and Morty cameo was great

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 19:01:27 No.78362315 Report

Quoted By:

>>78362180
>It was real Stan!
>Where else would I have gotten this awesome Goat Guitar?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 19:02:07 No.78362331 Report

Quoted By:

>>78349750
The only reason I hate episodes like that is because there's always a bullshit reason for him not getting laid in the end.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 19:05:10 No.78362387 Report

Quoted By: >>78362543

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 19:05:19 No.78362391 Report

Quoted By: >>78362631

list some essential Rogercore episodes. I'm a gonna watch some

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 19:11:13 No.78362505 Report

Quoted By:

This followed by Francine screaming and Stans response of "Francine, what the hell?", I'm in tears

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 19:13:26 No.78362543 Report

Quoted By:

>>78362387

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 19:16:19 No.78362582 Report

Quoted By: >>78377112

Horchata!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 19:18:35 No.78362622 Report

Quoted By: >>78362639 >>78365998

>>78362213
>Phantom_Blood.avi

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 19:19:24 No.78362631 Report

Quoted By:

>>78362391
>The One That Got Away
>Roger and Me
>You Debt Your Life
>Cops and Roger
>Naked to the Limit, One More Time
>A.T. the Abusive Terrestial

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 19:20:02 No.78362639 Report

Quoted By: >>78369995

>>78362622

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 19:23:04 No.78362681 Report

Quoted By:

>>78349029
>>78349076
This is still my favorite episode
>Dem sight gags

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 19:23:19 No.78362682 Report

Quoted By: >>78363253

http://youtu.be/nygAKxdTwPo
Cougar Chainsaw.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 19:25:06 No.78362704 Report

Quoted By:

>>78361087
You ever meet a gymnast that, no matter how good they do, just can't seem to stick the dismount?

It's like that, but backwards.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 19:28:46 No.78362751 Report

Quoted By: >>78363090

>>78357373
I love when Roger does a bit and it doesn't fit the situation at all but he just keeps doing it until the end even though no one else is contributing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 19:35:05 No.78362872 Report

Quoted By:

>>78361388
>Not yet dear, they aren't sure if they're staying

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 19:40:06 No.78362979 Report

Quoted By:

>But I wore braces as a kid. I've paid my dues!

>[in flashback] Papa, NO! [monkey screeching followed by a slamming door.]
>Do we ever truly pay our dues, Mr. Smith?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 19:44:53 No.78363071 Report

Quoted By: >>78363283

I'M B8, I'VE GOT THE PENIS OF A MAN

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 19:45:53 No.78363090 Report

Quoted By:

>>78362751
>TSING TAO! At this rate the beer's going to come out at the same time as the Spring Rolls!
>I know there's no beer coming. You're in a bit, and you're doing fine.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 19:51:35 No.78363169 Report

Quoted By:

>>78353355
>Rudy
>Michigan

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 19:56:34 No.78363247 Report

Quoted By:

I'm gonna build a haunted house that will impress Francine, and then tonight I'm gonna introduce her to THE THIIIICKNESSSSS

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 19:56:51 No.78363253 Report

Quoted By:

>>78362682
>YOU NEED ME BECAUSE I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT KNOWS WHERE YOU PUT YOUR SHOES!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 19:59:08 No.78363283 Report

Quoted By:

>>78363071
>The one that looks like a girl is B8
>Bait
Holy shit, how did I never notice that before?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 20:05:39 No.78363371 Report

Quoted By:

>Right there. That's the punch where everything went black and I was finally able to achieve orgasm.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 20:07:49 No.78363414 Report

Quoted By:

>>78349029
>Just going up to the snack shop to get a grilled cheese. A friend of mine wanted a one of those. But he's gone now. To Tuscon on business. Won't be back 'til Thursday
>We were kids man, just kids! Buckle could't find his legs! We were gonna go cruisin' when we got back man! We were gonna go cruisin' in his Solara!
The Solara is one of my favourite running gags.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 20:17:28 No.78363566 Report

Quoted By: >>78366457

>mfw I find out that Mind Quad is an actual episode of X-Files

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 20:19:41 No.78363599 Report

Quoted By: >>78370074

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ysfr45RLOTk

Principal Lewis is such a good character

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 20:28:39 No.78363753 Report

Quoted By:

>>78362040
>beat
>beat
>beat
>AHHHHHHH
>There it is
God dammit I forgot how much I love this show

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 20:34:50 No.78363877 Report

Quoted By:

>should I grow a mustache?
>what uh... what do hookers like?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 20:37:13 No.78363918 Report

Quoted By:

>from Galileo... Aaaand... Michellllllle

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 20:37:24 No.78363919 Report

Quoted By: >>78363982

>Francine, i haven't been entirely truthful to you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 20:41:11 No.78363982 Report

Quoted By:

>>78363919
>I have the car keys in my pocket you stupid biiiiiiiiiiiiiitch.....

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 20:42:21 No.78364008 Report

Quoted By: >>78364761

Father Donovan is such an under appreciated character

>it's the rapture. Turns out there is a God.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 20:42:44 No.78364019 Report

Quoted By: >>78364047 >>78364095

This whole musical number, hell, all of AD's songs are great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-hGCeC4mag

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 20:44:11 No.78364047 Report

Quoted By:

>>78364019
>Pain is having a girl, named Sheila, walk out on you in the middle of downtown Baltimore! For a guy named Dennis, who worked as a mechanic and made twice as much money as you!
>.... What?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 20:46:21 No.78364095 Report

Quoted By:

>>78364019
When Steve goes RnB we know we're in for a treat

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 20:46:27 No.78364097 Report

Quoted By:

>For the second time in my life, I was saved by hip-hop. But that's another story...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 20:46:41 No.78364100 Report

Quoted By:

>Klaus, you're a genius! Genius?
>No. You know who's a genius? Jack Worcestershire.
>Had a terrible name, created a terrible sauce, made a fortune.

I quote this way too often.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 20:48:24 No.78364122 Report

Quoted By: >>78364159

>>78360374
>So are we going to report any of the murders we saw here tonight?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 20:49:02 No.78364135 Report

Quoted By:

>And just like that I'm working for the Chinese again!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 20:50:37 No.78364159 Report

Quoted By: >>78364205

>>78364122
>YOU'RE DOIN GREEEEEAT

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 20:52:04 No.78364190 Report

Quoted By: >>78364379

>TFW when this show gets absolutely no respect outside of /co/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 20:52:59 No.78364205 Report

Quoted By:

>>78364159
>Just try to act older!
>Evening officer!
>Do you know why I pulled you over?
>Probably because I prefer the feel of a real newspaper.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 20:56:06 No.78364260 Report

Quoted By:

>>78362020
Still funny even with a surface level knowledge of American politics.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 20:58:45 No.78364322 Report

Quoted By:

>That guy's big head's in my way. Hey, Easter Island! Move your fat head!

>Then he yelled, ""Oprah!" and I dropped a peppermint and I missed the rest.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 21:01:34 No.78364379 Report

Quoted By:

>>78364190
It's a damn shame, this show's comedic timing is fucking fantastic and yet FG gets all the love

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 21:16:53 No.78364713 Report

Quoted By:

>>78352163
>>78352212
THIS.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 21:19:47 No.78364761 Report

Quoted By: >>78364899

>>78364008
>What do you do when your friends and atheist?
>I wouldn't really call us friends Stan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 21:22:25 No.78364812 Report

Quoted By: >>78364844

>There was a very famous Jewish girl who kept a diary. It ended badly. But enough about Fran Drescher.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 21:24:06 No.78364844 Report

Quoted By:

>>78364812
>haha, you thought I was making a holocaust joke
>SHAME ON YOU

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 21:25:17 No.78364873 Report

Quoted By:

BROWNIES.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 21:26:50 No.78364899 Report

Quoted By: >>78364963 >>78364981

>>78364761
>You ever see Blade Runner?
>...
>No of course you haven't

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 21:27:19 No.78364911 Report

Quoted By:

>I'm not going back to that school. I took a deuce on my desk!
>FUCK. Y'ALL.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 21:30:18 No.78364963 Report

Quoted By:

>>78364899
I love little bits like that.
>"So, if you were in the Matrix, you would've taken the Blue Pill and not seen reality and the whole movie would've been a half hour? I want you to think about that. What am I talking about, you're not going to think about that, you've got no idea what I'm talking about."

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 21:30:49 No.78364975 Report

Quoted By:

The principal breaking a coffee pot over Steve's head for punching the tiny Indian girl.

>Yeaaaaaaaah.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 21:31:05 No.78364981 Report

Quoted By:

>>78364899
>Great.Now we need an eIection next Sunday.Guess I won't be fishing then either.
>Shut the heII up, Marty! I need this trip more than you do!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 21:34:39 No.78365049 Report

Quoted By: >>78365074

>You thought I was asleep didn't you? Acting!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 21:34:49 No.78365054 Report

Quoted By:

>>78348269

>Who ties your shoes?
>I do it myself, ma'am.
With the hobo pissed in the background.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 21:36:06 No.78365074 Report

Quoted By: >>78365700

>>78365049
>And now, we're proud to present the only one of Mr. Winkle's plays I didn't eat out of sheer jealousy: Blood Crieth Unto Heaven.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 21:36:52 No.78365094 Report

Quoted By: >>78365520

>I even watched that Meg Ryan movie where she played a burn victim.

also: Jessica is best girl

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 21:39:20 No.78365138 Report

Quoted By:

YIPPEE-TI-YI-YIPPIE-YIPPIE-YAY

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 21:43:39 No.78365219 Report

Quoted By:

>You guys have been talking through the whole damn show!
>(Watch this)
>I'm so sorry... NUT PUNCH!
>BLOCK
>COUNTER NUT PUNCH!
>(laughter)
>always...funny...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 21:48:36 No.78365315 Report

Quoted By:

The episode with the gag about the razor blade, cactus and lemon juice stores all being next to each other is when American Dad truly became great.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 21:52:41 No.78365429 Report

Quoted By:

>so, do you like 30 Rock?
>SHUTUP!
>...yeah, I'm a fan.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 21:57:20 No.78365520 Report

Quoted By:

>>78365094
Lindsay is objectively the best girl.
>Voiced by Alison Brie
>Dribbled the ball past the entire opposing football team
>So dedicated that she sacrifice her leg just so the team could win
>Came back from the dead to help Steve and Hayley get Francine's car home
>Voiced by Alison Brie

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 22:05:35 No.78365700 Report

Quoted By: >>78365918

>>78365074
Didn't Stewart write that episode?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 22:14:54 No.78365915 Report

Quoted By:

>>78355178

But that'll be the mortician's problem.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 22:15:08 No.78365918 Report

Quoted By:

>>78365700

No. According to Wikipedia it's Brian Boyle. Who I mistook for Bill Murray's brother who voices cartoon pirates and I think writes for TV too

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 22:19:05 No.78365998 Report

Quoted By:

>>78362213
>>78362622
Damn Barry's VA here is a far better fit for DIO than Patrick Shits

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 22:25:08 No.78366127 Report

Quoted By: >>78366278 >>78375880 >>78377462

>>78360172
I usually start from Stan of Arabia, I feel like thats when they finally hit their stride and showed it wasn't just a family guy cousin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 22:25:27 No.78366136 Report

Quoted By:

[Stan leaves Greg & Terry's house]
Look at him. He's just gonna float away. Float away like a fairy.
[Stan carries two heavy trash cans to the sidewalk]
Look at him! Carrying those heavy trash cans like a girl!
[Stan moves a giant rock]
I bet he wished that rock was a big, naked man!
[Stan wolf whistles at a lady on a bike]
YEAH, WHISTLE A SHOW TUNE, YA DRAG QUEEN!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 22:27:16 No.78366177 Report

Quoted By:

>>78345656
>Well, there you have it, that's our story, Stan's dead. Good night.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 22:32:19 No.78366278 Report

Quoted By:

>>78366127
>I need to see your passports, please.
>Well, actually, it's kind of a funny story...
>Does it involve a monkey?
>What? No. Why would you think that?
>You said it was a funny story.
>No, I tore up my passports!
>That's not funny. That's very serious. Your wife is in real trouble, man.
>[Monkey comes in, ruffles up some papers and runs off]
>Ah ha ha ha! Mon-key!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 22:40:45 No.78366457 Report

Quoted By: >>78366532

>>78363566
Fuck, you're right. That Gulf War veteran who was all bitter about being a nub so he used astral projection to kill fellow soldiers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 22:41:07 No.78366468 Report

Quoted By:

>>78348966
>you know how I get when I drink champagne

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 22:42:18 No.78366488 Report

Quoted By:

>>78360838
I think the reason is because the humor ISN'T similar. That's American Dad's biggest strength is not laughing at it's own jokes all the time and just letting them play out naturally.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 22:44:27 No.78366532 Report

Quoted By:

>>78366457
I was so amazed I called all my friends and shouted "MIND QUAD is real!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 22:49:45 No.78366664 Report

Quoted By: >>78366812

>>78362020
do you honestly not realize europeans have been living on american media for decades

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 22:54:50 No.78366793 Report

Quoted By:

>>78360076
And skateboards to India

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 22:55:51 No.78366812 Report

Quoted By: >>78377215

>>78366664
>>78366664
But to be fair a lot of American Media is just generic enough that you don't have to have deep knowledge.
However it's not like American Dad was really relying too heavily on American Politics and Culture as of late, it's basically
>Do you know the past two presidents?
>Do you know what the CIA is?
>Do you know that Conservatives equal Asshole Warhawk and Liberal equals Naive Hippy?
Good you get the breadth of American Dad's political critique.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 22:57:39 No.78366853 Report

Quoted By:

>>78360976
>What a freak accident!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 22:59:44 No.78366904 Report

Quoted By:

>tfw I'm afraid to watch Das Boot because I'm not sure if I will understand all the cultural signification behind it all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 23:04:34 No.78367034 Report

Quoted By:

>>78345858
>You flute me?
>No, that was Jeff.
>Oh. Well tell ya boy this counts as one. He got two left.
>*smacks mosquito*
>Mmm. They loooove me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 23:08:57 No.78367142 Report

Quoted By:

>How did we get out of the barn?
>I think we did some sweet maneuvers from that movie Backdraft
>I never saw Backdraft
>...me either!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 23:27:45 No.78367502 Report

Quoted By: >>78367827

tfw you only get this joke if you live in arizona.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4kJubLgTe0

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 23:42:50 No.78367827 Report

Quoted By: >>78368086 >>78368111 >>78368610 >>78372711

>>78367502
Is it not just that he says he lives somewhere people know because nobody knows the town? Like, I live in Halifax, but nobody knows where the fuck that is, so all for intents and purposes I live in Leeds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 23:55:13 No.78368086 Report

Quoted By: >>78368230

>>78367827
People don't know where Halifax is? It's just next to Leeds int it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2015 23:56:28 No.78368111 Report

Quoted By:

>>78367827
I've got the same problem, but I live on the other side of the country.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2015 00:03:09 No.78368230 Report

Quoted By:

>>78368086
the only hilifax I ever heard of was a star wars cheat code

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2015 00:10:08 No.78368337 Report

Quoted By:

>My name is Braff Zacklin. I was an international race car driver. One day, a baby carriage rolled out onto the track so I swerved into the retaining wall to avoid it. The car burst into flames, but the baby miraculously survived ... I was that baby.

Steve: That doesn't make any sense.

> I'M BRAFF ZACKLIN!!!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2015 00:11:03 No.78368357 Report

Quoted By: >>78368419 >>78368443 >>78368481 >>78368908

Delron is the best one-off character ever introduced.

Designated Dave

Designated Dave Wed 23 Dec 2015 00:14:04 No.78368419 Report

Quoted By: >>78368455

>>78368357
>You know she tried to make me pretend that we've been friends since childhood?
>Like I would do that. We've been friends since childhood!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2015 00:15:25 No.78368443 Report

Quoted By: >>78368455

>>78368357

>FUTON WORLD

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2015 00:15:50 No.78368452 Report

Quoted By:

That was the second time hip hop has saved my life, but that's another story.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2015 00:16:02 No.78368455 Report

Quoted By:

>>78368419
>That whole back story he came up with for Stan in under a minute
>>78368443
>OUR PRICES ARE FROM OOOOOUUUUTER SPAAAAACE!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2015 00:16:04 No.78368456 Report

Quoted By: >>78368515

>YOU'RE FAT, HELEN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMtOPksoAc0

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2015 00:17:08 No.78368481 Report

Quoted By: >>78368511

>>78368357
>What's my type?
>Thick. Navajo. Bitches.
>Stan looks over to the food bar
>Thick Navajo bitch gives him bedroom eyes
Damn. I think I'm into thick Navajo bitches too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2015 00:17:23 No.78368486 Report

Quoted By: >>78368496

>BEHOLD A grown man crying

Designated Dave

Designated Dave Wed 23 Dec 2015 00:18:09 No.78368496 Report

Quoted By: >>78368511

>>78368486
>Are you crying?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2015 00:18:43 No.78368511 Report

Quoted By:

>>78368481
>Leave your job, I'll take care of you
>>78368496
>He hit me with a chair, of course I'm crying!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2015 00:18:56 No.78368515 Report

Quoted By:

>>78368456
You always get what you want don't you, Helen?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2015 00:19:17 No.78368525 Report

Quoted By: >>78375777

>Text from my boy Rog. It better not be a butt.
>Uh oh. It's an attachment. It's downloading.
>Please don't be a butt, please don't be a butt...
>OH IT'S A BUTT. COME ON NOW. WHO'S BUTT IS THAT? THAT'S A WHITE ASS BUTT.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2015 00:22:44 No.78368596 Report

Quoted By: >>78368624

"That's Hot. That's a Hot way to live"

"That's gross. That's a gross way to live"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2015 00:22:54 No.78368598 Report

Quoted By:

>Thing is, I'm not sure it was entirely his fault. I may have deserved it. In fact, I may have instigated it. Actually, Francine, I seduced him. I don't know why I wanted him, but I wanted him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2015 00:23:10 No.78368601 Report

Quoted By:

The ending of the episode where Stan opened his dream restaurant was funny and maddening at the same time.
>Rodger blows up Stan's restaurant
>Why'd you blow up MY restaurant
>No one would expect a successful business owner of insurance fraud
>And the fire should be spreading to mine now! Alright!
>I'LL KILL YOU
>Rodger pulls a gun on him
>Whoa whoa, easy!
>C'mon Stan
>You just need to relax!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2015 00:23:34 No.78368610 Report

Quoted By:

>>78367827
Yeah pretty much, even though mesa is a good size city thats only like 30 minutes away from phoenix it generally gets over looked by people who dont know the area.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2015 00:24:16 No.78368619 Report

Quoted By:

He raped it.

He..uh..yeah...the guy just raped a tree.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2015 00:24:22 No.78368624 Report

Quoted By:

>>78368596
I use these both in real life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2015 00:26:01 No.78368656 Report

Quoted By:

>ItWasWitches.com

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afvptzvgftU

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2015 00:37:12 No.78368908 Report

Quoted By: >>78368935 >>78368949 >>78368956

>>78368357
what episode?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2015 00:38:22 No.78368935 Report

Quoted By:

>>78368908
The Boring Identity.
Would be my favourite episode if the B-plot wasn't lame

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2015 00:38:53 No.78368949 Report

Quoted By:

>>78368908
The Boring Identity.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2015 00:39:12 No.78368956 Report

Quoted By:

>>78368908
The Boring Identity

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2015 00:41:20 No.78368989 Report

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Lavate las manos!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2015 00:43:31 No.78369046 Report

Quoted By:

Spider say BURP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2015 00:44:54 No.78369085 Report

Quoted By:

>>78361890
underrated post

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2015 00:46:52 No.78369125 Report

Quoted By: >>78369619 >>78371036 >>78371917 >>78372443 >>78372615

OLLIE NORTH!
OLLIE NORTH!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpZbbOgjhPc

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2015 01:04:37 No.78369539 Report

Quoted By:

>Stan is putting Roger's framed pictures in the boxes
>one of the pictures is Stan putting Roger's framed pictures in the boxes
>Stan's face

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2015 01:08:06 No.78369619 Report

Quoted By:

>>78369125
>HE'S A PATRIOT!
>AND A NOVELIST!
>AND NOW HE'S ON FOX NEEEEEEEEEEWS!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2015 01:09:47 No.78369665 Report

Quoted By:

>>78361388
WHERE IS THE RUUooFAN ART

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2015 01:10:40 No.78369691 Report

Quoted By:

>You mean change religions?
>Sure. Muhammad Ali changed religions and became Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.

Honestly Francine and Roger are the reasons I still watch

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2015 01:16:26 No.78369814 Report

Quoted By:

>>78360306
>>78360317
>>78360324
this is a top5 ep for me

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2015 01:24:10 No.78369995 Report

Quoted By:

>>78362639
Stan with his stand, Family guy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2015 01:27:15 No.78370074 Report

Quoted By:

>>78363599
never noticed how much that the background guy when steven hits the chick looks like clone high abe lincoln

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2015 01:28:25 No.78370102 Report

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>dad, for the last time, you were not in Boyz II Men

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2015 01:32:28 No.78370189 Report

Quoted By:

>>78354065
/tv/ is shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2015 01:43:32 No.78370446 Report

Quoted By: >>78376325

>Francine gets her face burned off
>"How bad is it Doc?"
>"Here, lookie!"
>"OH GOD! OH GOD!"
>Punches the doctor in the face
>"WHY WOULD YOU SHOW ME THAT?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2015 02:07:55 No.78371036 Report

Quoted By:

>>78369125
One of my favorite scenes from the show

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2015 02:27:57 No.78371527 Report

Quoted By:

>>78353860
A SIGHT FOR SORE EYES TO THE BLIND WOULD BE AWFUL MAJESTIC

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2015 02:43:38 No.78371917 Report

Quoted By:

>>78369125
One f my history teachers in high school played this for us when we were learning about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2015 03:07:05 No.78372401 Report

Quoted By:

>Hello, I'd like a moonbounce and a sober clown for a birthday party on Saturday?
>Well, do you know the number of someone who knows a sober clown?
>No sir, I don't think I'm asking for the moon...

Boco !sCZ24qY6KY

Boco !sCZ24qY6KY Wed 23 Dec 2015 03:08:50 No.78372443 Report

Quoted By:

>>78369125

This gets my vote.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2015 03:10:59 No.78372496 Report

Quoted By:

>He could be a sexual predator trying to prey on you!
>It happened to me once. The guy was a monster! He just posted something really funny on my Facebook wall.
>That's how he gets me. He's witty. It's Alan Rickman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2015 03:12:14 No.78372520 Report

Quoted By:

>>78345656
Man this Hollywood idea of being on weed is so boring. No one on weed acts like that.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2015 03:16:22 No.78372599 Report

Quoted By: >>78372640 >>78372718

The ending of this episode kills me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2015 03:17:20 No.78372615 Report

Quoted By: >>78375543 >>78377366

>>78369125
>Stan comes out of the hole and flips the family off

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2015 03:19:05 No.78372640 Report

Quoted By: >>78372692

>>78372599
I have painted my children for the last time

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2015 03:21:33 No.78372692 Report

Quoted By:

>>78372640
>"And this colour is awful. I thought gay guys were good at this!"
>"I am not gay Generalissimo, you just make me do gay things"
>"Fair enough"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2015 03:22:38 No.78372711 Report

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>>78367827
I'd think people would be way more likely to know where Halifax is, rather than Leeds.

Or maybe I listen to too much Stan Rogers.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2015 03:22:44 No.78372716 Report

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Oh, spider bite!

Boco !sCZ24qY6KY

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Boco !sCZ24qY6KY Wed 23 Dec 2015 03:23:04 No.78372718 Report

Quoted By:

>>78372599

How's he doing that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2015 03:24:47 No.78372751 Report

Quoted By:

That Asian woman from the ladybug club, she cracked me up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2015 03:32:06 No.78372925 Report

Quoted By: >>78374126

>>78354153
Maybe baby
Maybe baby

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2015 04:21:34 No.78374126 Report

Quoted By:

>>78372925
Maybe babay

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2015 04:41:53 No.78374593 Report

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Gunland. Every second of Gunland.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2015 05:21:26 No.78375543 Report

Quoted By:

>>78372615
My favorite part of the episode. Seeing him prove his family wrong was so great

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2015 05:33:26 No.78375777 Report

Quoted By:

>>78368525
Haven't they shown the airport guys in a few episodes? Not just one?

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Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2015 05:35:36 No.78375831 Report

Quoted By: >>78375969

>American Dad is now shit
>Simpsons is shit
>Family Guy is still one good joke a month shit
>King of the Hill is dead
>Bobs Burgers won't last and you know it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2015 05:38:12 No.78375880 Report

Quoted By: >>78377462

>>78360172
IMO Season 2 is a good place to start. Like what >>78366127 said, you can tell that the show was starting to come into it's own that season/episode.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2015 05:40:53 No.78375920 Report

Quoted By:

>>78360560
Yes!

The first time I saw this I was in tears. The whole episode was gold but this bit was so absurd that it worked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2015 05:43:39 No.78375969 Report

Quoted By:

>>78375831
>>American Dad is now shit
American Dad is still good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2015 05:43:40 No.78375970 Report

Quoted By:

>>78361117
It's a tumblr gif so I'm assuming the person who made the gif 'froze' everything except Roger.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2015 06:05:23 No.78376325 Report

Quoted By:

>>78370446
>>Francine gets her face burned off
Man, that shit was fucking ghastly. I'm glad they don't do gore shit often.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2015 06:21:26 No.78376562 Report

Quoted By:

>>78347920
Them making helicopter noises in the gulf carts and using paint sprayers as flame throwers

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2015 06:24:09 No.78376592 Report

Quoted By: >>78376670

Anyone know when it's back on the air?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2015 06:29:35 No.78376670 Report

Quoted By:

>>78376592
next month

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2015 06:36:57 No.78376758 Report

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>Sweeps is dead! He hung himself! Nooo!
>I never gave you my belt.
>You didn't? Give it to me.
>(Throws it towards "Sweeps")
>Sweeps is dead!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2015 06:40:13 No.78376811 Report

Quoted By:

>>78345656
This whole scene.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2015 06:41:18 No.78376830 Report

Quoted By:

>>78352212
>It's been established.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2015 06:43:23 No.78376873 Report

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IMA KEEP SWINGIN MY BABY LASSO TIll I CATCH ME A MAN

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2015 06:57:14 No.78377112 Report

Quoted By:

>>78362582

Fuck this show for making me think Horchata is nasty. Shit's delicious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2015 06:58:06 No.78377130 Report

Quoted By: >>78377779

>And that's what happens to hot-tubs when you have families, they don't get used as much. SO I KILLED JOE'S FAMILY!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2015 07:03:03 No.78377215 Report

Quoted By:

>>78366812

And to be fair, most people in other countries do know American Presidents, know about the CIA in the same way we know about the KGB/MI6/Mossad, and know all about conservative saber rattling cowboy Republics and the (slightly less conservative and nowhere near as liberal as other countries' "liberal" parties) Democrats.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2015 07:13:48 No.78377366 Report

Quoted By:

>>78372615
Gotta love when he leaves then pops back into the room again just to flip them off further

rockadopolis !3QKZ5IeWhY

rockadopolis !3QKZ5IeWhY Wed 23 Dec 2015 07:20:04 No.78377462 Report

Quoted By:

>>78366127
>>78375880

pre-stan of arabia has some goodies though. start with it, but you gotta watch A Smith in the Hand eventually.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2015 07:41:01 No.78377779 Report

Quoted By:

>>78377130
OH DAMN

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