>>78287572An unauthorized off-broadway play with the Peanuts cast as teens. Since it's unauthorized, all of the cast basically are given nicknames or new names in the case of Pigpen.
Basically the plot is that everyone's teenagers and Snoopy just died. Lucy is in an insane asylum, having (off-camera) been convicted of attempted murder of the Little Red Headed Girl.
Pigpen in the villain; no longer filthy, he's been made over as a homophobic jock who's fucking Peppermint Patty and Marcie, who are his bitches. Pigpen's favorite victim is Schroeder, who's a faggot.
Charlie Brown seeks comfort for his dog's death from his friends but no one gives a fuck. Including Linus, who's now a degenerate pot head and Sally, who is a wigger. Schroeder's the only one who will offer any sort of sympathy and since the play is written by SJWs, Charlie Brown suddenly decides he's a fag and not only announces that he and Schroeder are going out, but also lets Schroeder fuck him in the ass.
Pigpen accuses Schroeder of trying to exploit Charlie Brown's grief and turn Charlie Brown gay. Schroeder responds by referring to Pigpen as Pigpen (which he hates) and Pigpen breaks Schroeder's hands. Schroeder promptly kills himself and Pigpen gets ten days suspension for the attack.
Charlie Brown visits Lucy in juvie, where she finds out that Schroeder is a faggot and admits that she tried to kill the Red Headed Girl out of jealousy because she loves Charlie Brown. Charlie goes home and finds out Schroeder's dead and gets a letter from his pen pal, who he wrote at the start of the play regarding Snoopy's death, telling him to not abandon hope.
