>>78216482"Don't pull out! Don't pull out!"
"Oh, uh, okay you got it baby!"
"Give it to me! Cum inside me!"
>nine months later"RAAAGH!"
"I love you so much, baby! You can do it! Just push! Push"
"IS IT CROWNING? I FEEL SOMETHING! SOMETHING'S WRONG!"
"Oh..uh...it's...uh-AAAH!"
"WELL?"
"What is...is this..."
"Looks like I'm the one that gave you the cream pie!""But...the baby...it's a balloon?""APRIL FOOLS! Everybody come on in here and give him a hand!"I'm breaking up with you, Susie."