"Marco? He's kinda cute I guess. But I don't know, he doesn't really seem like my type."
>Come on, Star, this is for Marco!
"You think so? Because I think you two would be great together, Jackie!"
"Maybe... I think I might just be looking for someone with more experience, you know?"
"Muh-Marco has experience!"
>Damn it, where did that come from?!
"I mean, yeah, he has plenty of experience! Like kissing! He's an amazing kisser! And, well, he really knows how to, uh, please...a woman..."
"Wow. I'd never have thought it of him, to be honest."
>She's buying it, thank goodness...
"You seem to know quite a lot about it. Is there something you're not telling me?"
"What? Oh! No, nononono! It's not what you're thinking! He just, well, you know, because we live together, and we're best friends, you know? We're just close like that."
"Close, huh? Like, THAT close?"
"NO! I mean, we've never-. It's just Marco-"
"You know, Star, I'm feeling a little uncomfortable here..."
"No! You should be feeling good! Ah! I mean, Marco would make you feel good! I mean-"
"Look, how about the two of you just keep it to yourselves, alright? I don't want to come between two good 'friends'. In any sense of the word."
>Crap. Marco's not going to be happy when he hears about this...