>>77491051Yeah, no. It's not the kids that totally piss me off. It's the parents. I live with my mom (inb4 basement dweller) because she's can't take care of the house alone ever since my father passed away. So I do a lot of the yard work. I lived next to two old people whom since died off. Before they died I'd always shovel their walkways/driveway and raked their leaves, in exchange for drinks and thank yous. When I did this to my new neighbor without thinking, whom is a single mom and a huge cunt, she got super mad and told me to never do it again. I have so many stories of this mega cunt mom.
I remember when I first met the lil bastards. They were playing football. The ball landed in my yard so I tossed it back. Kid threw it again and it just became a catch game between me and the two kids. I noticed the kid couldn't throw correctly (big shocker) so I went over and showed how to correctly hold the foot ball and he threw it to his little brother. The grandma saw and screamed for the kids, scared the fuck out of me and the kids. They ran to the grandma and she gave me a stare down. The mega cunt mom comes out and demands to know why I was talking to the kid. I explained what happened and she didn't believe me. Tried to tell the neighbors I'm a pedo.
Another time I said hi to the kids who was playing around in my backyard the mega cunt mom saw and called the kid over, told him to rush into the house and she came over to me trying to put on her "I'm serious super mom voice" and demanded I never talk to her kids again. I laughed in her face and told her fuck off and don't let the kid come in my yard again, I have the right to shoot them then. Her face got so pale she was lost for words. Never saw the kids play in my yard again.
