>>126735476One night, Pajama Sam was hungry, so he went to the fridge and found an unopened 750g stick of Garibaldi garlic mettwurst and ate the whole thing.
The following morning, he got diarrohea, and the next day, it had a particulary offensive smell and a few hours later, he started vomiting.
One day later, blood was seen in the vomit and faeces; so his parents sent him to hospital, which made a diagnosis of HUS and he underwent dialysis for 18 days without any further complications.
Apart from nightmares and hallucinations continuing for about a week after his discharge from hospital, overall, he has made a good recovery.
Just look up "toilet duck bottle" for the other thing.