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>Halloween night at Casa de la Abadeer, and it was an all around romper. Food, candy, alcohol - all that was good in the world was flowing into the cave.
>The Hostess herself was dressed in in that oh so familiar vampire regalia, looking like she had stepped right out of Van Helsing, floating across the party and handing out snacks and alcohol.
>There was Jake and Lady Rainicorn, dressed as the Shiny Knight of Cornwood and the fair Lady of the Crystal Kingdom respectively.
>Behind them was Finn, BMO and Neptr; he was dressed as a Paladin for justice. BMO was a decked out as a Dreamcast that gained sentience, and Neptr was clad in the regalia of Prince of the Pie Kingdom.
>Party Wolf was there dressed as himself, for who else could he be?
>The Water-Nymphs were there too, dying themselves neon green and pretending to be Radioactive Waste Nymphs.
>The Donut Witch had come to the shock of everyone, though she was clad in a giant donut and was keeping a wide berth from Jake.
>He eyes her while dancing with the fair Lady, knowing that her donut will be his by the end of the night.
>Even Simon was here! Albeit dressed as the Ice King again this year. When Marceline bumped into him and asked him why, he merely said it "Felt comfortable", and gave him a beer and some deviled eggs.
>Floating on by, we reach our protagonist for the evening. Finn, dressed in the tunic befitting a Paladin, is happily enjoying a rum and coke, the true Paladin's drink.
>There was quite a crowd here, the entire house was filled and just about everyone else was partying deep in the cave. The music of choice was an old CD her Dad stopped by and handed off.
>Something called "Ghost - Year Zero". Right now, everyone was dancing outside to it as Marceline shakes it up on the dance floor with Flame Princess.
