>>126403102You know, it could be that they are happy their child is back. Happy people fuck.
It's healthy to be slightly disgusted by it, but the reason you exist is because your parents FUCKED.
When you finally were eating baby food properly instead of making a mess, THEY FUCKED.
When you were finally potty trained, THEY FUCKED.
When you got your first report card, THEY FUCKED
When they took you to Disney land all day and you got all tuckered out on the drive home and they placed you sleeping in bed dreaming about wholesome child like things, THEY FUCKED.
When you went on your first date, THEY FUCKED.
When you learned to drive a car, THEY FUCKED.
When you graduated, THEY FUCKED.
When you moved out of the house, THEY FUCKED.
When you moved back into the house because you are 35 year old failure with no future prospects, they didn't fuck ever since and are plotting to kill you.