Back when I was retarded and read fan fiction I came across a Kim Possible Metal Gear Solid crossover.
I thought that was a neat idea so I took a look.
No joke, the story retcons Snake as actually being Ron who went edgelord and joined the military after Drakken murdered his parents. He even still has Rufus in his stealth suit and Kim fills in Meryl’s roll.
Even as a cringey teenager I was unable to take Colonel Fucking Campbell giving Ron orders over the codec to continue.
So I instead found a fic where Arial’s daughter from little mermaid befriends Godzilla and had a gay old time.