>>125984525I cannot take Dipper seriously as a member of the Male Sex. And it's not because he's young, young boys are just as masculine as their adult counterparts are, they're rowdy and rough and horny and dirty and angry, it's quite the opposite. It's because Dipper is so utterly pathetic and castrated compared to other 13 year olds.
Look at this tiny effeminate Hirsch-Avatar manlet. He is half Wendy's height. A 15 year old girl. At 13 years old. You can measure him in Ep1, he racks in at 3 gnomes-tall, and since we know the gnomes are 10 inches tall, making Dipper 3'0 AT BEST if we round up a foot, and, mathematically, only 2'7.
The Average 10 year old boy is 4'9, more than 2 feet taller than Dipper is. The Average 13 year old? 5'2. A 10 year old boy would dwarf Dipper in height, and kick his fucking ass aswell.
Dipper has no masculine traits in him whatsoever, burgeoning or otherwise. Where there should be hormones, pent-up anger and hyperactive, sexually charged defiance, there is instead nothing but a placeholder for Hirsch's poor understanding of how young boys behave, his safe, milquetoast AWW-KWARD! sense of humor and a bland, inoffensive self-insert-bait for people like Hirsch who don't wanna be seen as disgusting, in-your-face and unruly youths but as a selfless, approachable 30-something year old man in the body of a midget, who will inevitably grow up to wear plaid and a goatee after a twitter-approved 18 years of prioritising the wishes of all the girls who want nothing to do with him.
Look at pansy 2-foot tall, 13 year old Dipper, having a girly slap-fight with a dwarf piglet like Gideon, squeeing like a middle-class white girl over his favourite book writer and clutching his pearls because he gets sweaty sometimes while actual, real, manly 10-13 year olds wrestle, rage and fap over every flat surface they can find.
It's no wonder Hirsch created Dipper just to live-out his prepubescent cuck fetish.
Dipper isn't a Man. Dipper's not even a Boy.
