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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 05:38:49 2021 No.125478570 View Reply Original Report

Batman
>NOOOOO I DON'T KILL EVEN WHEN IT'S THE JOKER WHO LITERALLY KILLS HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE A YEAR
>ALSO I WONT EVEN BREAK HIS ARMS AND LEGS TO STOP HIM FROM HURTING PEOPLE
Wally (Flash)
>Most Villians have issues but we can talk it out and become friends or at the very least agree to not kill innocent people
>Except this evil fucking speedster who can't be reasoned with so I killed him lol because i'm not a fucking retard and actually care about protecting people

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 05:44:06 No.125478628 Report

Quoted By: >>125478715 >>125478890 >>125479233 >>125479552 >>125479805 >>125480090 >>125480248 >>125485952

>>125478570
Even Barry-Flash has Bruce beat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 05:48:08 No.125478670 Report

Quoted By: >>125478695 >>125479877 >>125486595

>>125478570
Batman's particular psychosis does not allow him to kill or he turns into a worse villain than Joker. If you don't like that facet of the character you're welcome to read something else.

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 05:48:54 No.125478681 Report

Quoted By: >>125479062 >>125479233 >>125484322 >>125485476 >>125486432 >>125486830 >>125486918 >>125487612 >>125488015 >>125488704 >>125489003

>>125478570
Reminder that Wally had an entire race of aliens kill themselves and did so with no remorse because said alien race was genociding innocent species. Wally also killed and "Killed" (yeeted into the speed force) multiple evil villians with no remorse. He has openly stated he believes in the death penalty for some people.
On the otherhand for villians that don't murder he either rehabilitates them turning them into valuable members of society by giving them the help they need or making a truce with them that as long as they don't kill people he will go easy on them.
Why can't other heroes be this reasonable? It's basic fucking logic.
If Wally was protecting Gotham it would have been fixed in a week. Sure it would have still been a shithole to live in but you wouldn't have hundreds of mass murdering villains roaming the streets.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 05:50:06 No.125478695 Report

Quoted By: >>125486553 >>125487390

>>125478670
He's a shit hero and it sucks that normalfags and in the DC universe people treat him as the best hero ever despite actually being shit at his job. It's not that he has flaws that's the issue, it's that they are rarely addressed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 05:51:47 No.125478715 Report

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>>125478628
Why didn't he do it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 06:03:22 No.125478856 Report

Quoted By: >>125480248 >>125487967 >>125488001

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cz26JnEMNT0

Why does Wally Dab so hard on Bats?
Anyone have the page of Wally shitting on the Justice League verbally?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 06:06:59 No.125478890 Report

Quoted By: >>125478928 >>125479805 >>125488565

>>125478570
>>125478628
always weird when any super is like "yeah I can beat you so bad right now Batman" but the whole point of Batman is that he does what he knows he is capable of doing and not suffering because of it. He's not stupid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 06:11:19 No.125478928 Report

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>>125478890
>but the whole point of Batman is that he does what he knows he is capable of doing and not suffering because of it.
I assume this doesn't apply when he messes up and his villians kill dozens of people.

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 06:19:23 No.125479022 Report

Quoted By: >>125481312

Barry, Wally and Hal feel like the only actual humans on the Justice League. Everyone else is either some hardcore autistic or demigod with no real understanding of what it's like to be human.
Makes sense that the 3 are good friends.
Watching Wally and Barry just say "screw it" to the Justice League in Flash War was so satisfying for this reason.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 06:21:07 No.125479039 Report

Quoted By: >>125479062

>>125478570
He didn't kill Inertia though. He just froze him in place which only made him crazier when he got out (and he did get out). Flash is awful, he can fix everything but he chooses not to and then bitches and whines all day every day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 06:22:54 No.125479062 Report

Quoted By: >>125479124 >>125479132

>>125479039
>Flash is awful
Compared to who? Bats who allows mass murderers roam free?
See >>125478681

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 06:30:10 No.125479124 Report

Quoted By: >>125479130

>>125479062
Compared to everyone, including Batman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 06:31:04 No.125479130 Report

Quoted By: >>125479678

>>125479124
Lol. This has to be bait.
>Wally doesn't kill a literal child this makes him as bad as Batman who allows mass murderers roam free and kill

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 06:31:14 No.125479132 Report

Quoted By: >>125479142 >>125479734

>>125479062
Batman does the job of a law enforcement vigilante well.
It's up to the judicial side of things to dole out proper punishments.
How many times has Joker been in jail? Honestly, it's the Gotham courts that are to blame.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 06:32:04 No.125479142 Report

Quoted By: >>125479315 >>125479905

>>125479132
Why wont they fucking give him the death penalty?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 06:42:50 No.125479233 Report

Quoted By: >>125479261 >>125479843 >>125488102

>>125478570
>>125478628
>>125478681
Wally talks a big talk but if he was actually capable of doing more than Batman he would have dealt with Ra's Al Ghul, Joker, etc. a long time. But he can't even stop a talking monkey.
Batman's villains are the most dangerous, not physically, but memetically.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 06:45:01 No.125479247 Report

Quoted By: >>125479266

How quickly would DC universe break if heroes attacked eachother's villains?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 06:46:13 No.125479261 Report

Quoted By: >>125479382 >>125487493

>>125479233
>Wally would stop Batman's Villians
Wally protects central city. He assumes Batman has his shit under control even if he's wrong.
>He can't even stop a talking monkey
Grodd is unironically far more powerful than the vast majority of Bat's villians

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 06:46:57 No.125479266 Report

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>>125479247
It would actually be super useful since the villian wouldn't know how to deal with the hero.
The only reason it doesn't happen I assume is Batman making a rule against it because he doesn't want to get cucked in Gotham

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 06:52:57 No.125479315 Report

Quoted By: >>125479905 >>125480286 >>125487516

>>125479142
Everytime he appears in court he starts yelling "AAAAAAAAAAAAA IM INSAAAAAANEE IM GOING INSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNEEEE AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LOOK AT MEEEEE IM AN EVIL CLOWN IM CRAYZEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" until the judge can't take anymore and gives him the insanity plea. Occasionally Batman will bribe a few of them not to change the routine so he doesn't lose his best villain.

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 07:00:24 No.125479382 Report

Quoted By: >>125479417 >>125479430 >>125481776

>>125479261
Yeah because the unspoken rule applies when a city goes tits up.
The heroes are scared of Gotham. They're scared of it's villains.
What's Flash's contingency plan for Clayface? The Falcone Crime family?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 07:04:15 No.125479417 Report

Quoted By: >>125479435 >>125479532

>>125479382
>The heroes are scared of Gotham.
Fucking lol, Batfag are delusional
WW would have her way with the city if it wouldn’t upset cry baby bats

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 07:06:07 No.125479430 Report

Quoted By: >>125479532 >>125485104 >>125487537

>>125479382
>What's Flash's contingency plan for Clayface
Yeeting into speed force

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 07:06:26 No.125479435 Report

Quoted By: >>125484864

>>125479417
WW used to avoid Gotham specifically because Clayface fucked her shit up. This being back when she was made of clay, and the guy almost killed her by absorbing her into him

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 07:17:34 No.125479532 Report

Quoted By: >>125479593 >>125479610 >>125479645 >>125479659 >>125479715

>>125479430
>Yeeting into the speedforce
Same non-answer as "Superman nukes from orbit". Assume a non-Apocalyptic solution, how would Flash handle the League of Assassins? Sure he's fought Vandal Savage, but has he fought organized crime on the global scale?
>>125479417
lol. She'd die on the first day.
Superman's the only other hero whose Gotham certified. Everyone else would fail or become a supervillain from how fucking depressing everything is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 07:18:54 No.125479545 Report

Quoted By: >>125487326

>>125478570
Not killing people is fine, it's the justice system that fails after that. If the villain is unable to be punished that's a different issue, but not one Batman typically faces.
The City of Gotham should have given Joker the death penalty decades ago, but they obviously can't because of meta reasons, which makes Bats look retarded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 07:19:26 No.125479552 Report

Quoted By: >>125479625

>>125478628
>I could abuse my power and make you right about everything!
yeah real wise flash. No wonder batmans made countermeasure weapons and plans with that kind of lawful good mindset.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 07:23:54 No.125479593 Report

Quoted By: >>125479649

>>125479532
>Assume a non-Apocalyptic solution,
Why? Wally yeated other villains into the speed force. Not everyone is a kiddy like Bruce.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 07:25:24 No.125479610 Report

Quoted By: >>125479649

>>125479532
>heroes that defeat gods couldn’t handle street level thugs
Batfags are retarded. Wally would fix the place in days. Bats is a bad her and can’t keep his villains in line

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 07:27:22 No.125479625 Report

Quoted By: >>125479691

>>125479552
But Barry usually isn't like that. It takes a lot to genuinely piss him off.

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 07:29:18 No.125479645 Report

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>>125479532
Wally doesnt give a fuck
Clay face gets yeated and it’s over

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 07:29:43 No.125479649 Report

Quoted By: >>125479674 >>125479682 >>125479693 >>125480246

>>125479593
>>125479610
>Wallyfags
Dude got canonically taken down by Ra's Al Ghul, Gotham is lost without Batman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 07:30:44 No.125479659 Report

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>>125479532
You do know if someone makes a bounty on gothams villains head and bounter huntere like lobo or deathstroke or mongul huntere come to collect, the fucking villains are fucked in the ass hard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 07:32:34 No.125479674 Report

Quoted By: >>125479727

>>125479649
This is beyond stupid, besides barry wouldnt let this happen to him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 07:33:18 No.125479678 Report

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>>125479130
When that "literal child" is a worldwide threat and not just some killer... then yes. Not to mention his solution just makes things worse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 07:33:56 No.125479682 Report

Quoted By: >>125479727 >>125479809

>>125479649
Yes anon Speedsters job to lower level characters when not in serious mode. Batfags are fucking retarded casuals.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 07:35:23 No.125479691 Report

Quoted By: >>125479698

>>125479625
>its ok because he was mad!
This is why countermeasures exist, this kind of shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 07:35:40 No.125479693 Report

Quoted By: >>125479727

>>125479649
Gotham is lost with Batman.
Wally would have killed Joker years ago and reformed every non mass murdering psychopath or at the very least made a truce with them preventing them from killing people.
Batniggers are sub human

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 07:36:19 No.125479698 Report

Quoted By: >>125480372

>>125479691
Batman acts like a prick and get surprised when people threaten him. Bat fans are just as annoying as Bats himself

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 07:38:07 No.125479715 Report

Quoted By: >>125479741

>>125479532
>Assume a non-Apocalyptic solution, how would Flash handle the League of Assassins?

With minimal difficulty.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEbjq1Fop-o

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 07:39:42 No.125479726 Report

Quoted By: >>125486161

>Flash
>loved by all in his city
>legitimately makes it a better place
>Bats
>Hated by half the city
>Arguably makes things worse by egging on psychos

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 07:39:48 No.125479727 Report

Quoted By: >>125479750 >>125479770 >>125479890

>>125479674
All those Wally speed-force scans are beyond stupid. You keep playing stupid Olympics, Barry will always be the best speedster.
>>125479682
I'm the only guy posting scans in this thread. Don't make me post my silver-age cache, biatch.
>>125479693
Flash faggotry never ends. Yes, tell me more about how Wally, a middle class physicist makes all of Gotham's boo boos go away.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 07:40:34 No.125479734 Report

Quoted By: >>125488460

>>125479132
>think about this for a moment
>think that maybe the joker somehow just gets off on weird technicalities constantly
>no, that can't be the case because he very openly does shit in front of everyone and plans out weird shit like poisoning watersupplies with specially concocted materials that took months to procure
>realize that they're probably giving him the death penalty every time he gets to actually be put on trial
>no way in hell they wouldn't just pin charge upon charge upon charge on his ass
>realize Batman probably hacks into shit to keep him alive
>remember that Joker doesn't have any actual superpowers and is LITERALLY just a loud asshole that likes hurting people and wearing makeup. A simple gunshot to the gut or a shiv in arkham would do him in. Fuck, a simple righthook to the temple is enough.

Either Bruce is constantly protecting this man and all the other inmates in Gotham that are ridiculously bloodthirsty for no real reason, or the Joker has some sort of hidden, anarchy based superpower that allows him to do whatever he wants whenever he wants.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 07:41:30 No.125479741 Report

Quoted By: >>125479777

>>125479715
He can stop a team of ninjas, hell he can dismantle bombs, but he can't possibly stop the world altering monetary transactions that the League is capable of.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 07:42:13 No.125479748 Report

Quoted By: >>125479764 >>125479810 >>125479830 >>125488531

>>125478570
Why is it always Batman? Why can't you faggots just get off his nuts? That's why antibatfags are worse than batfags. All the latter does is shit up vs discussions and if you care that much about that then maybe you need to grow the fuck up. The former just goes to stupid mental gymnastic scenarios to shit on Batman for not killing some street level villains while the other heroes in DC and Marvel let global scale threats run free. Hilariously enough, these are the same people that cry about comics being "too edgy" and then they turn around and are like "kill kill kill KILL!!!", fuckin' psychopaths. There's only one Joker, but there are a dozen evil speedsters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 07:42:31 No.125479750 Report

Quoted By: >>125479803

>>125479727
Wow not a single argument
Batniggers really are retarded children

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 07:44:12 No.125479764 Report

Quoted By: >>125479830 >>125480338 >>125480347 >>125488531

>>125479748
>DC spends half of its comics just jerking off batman
>WHY DO YOU CARE ABOUT THE DUMBEST AND MOST PUSHED CHARACTER
Because most other heroes aren’t this blatantly stupid or are given half as much attention

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 07:44:36 No.125479767 Report

Quoted By: >>125479788

>>125478570
Wally can't even kill the guys in funny suits with guns even after these guys killed his nephew from the future.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 07:44:43 No.125479770 Report

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>>125479727
Bat casual itt seething

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 07:45:24 No.125479777 Report

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>>125479741
He literally could
>runs around the earth stopping all monetary transactions
What now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 07:46:23 No.125479788 Report

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>>125479767
Wally and the rogues specifically have a deal.

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 07:49:01 No.125479803 Report

Quoted By: >>125479819 >>125479841

>>125479750
>Batniggers
What do you think's going to happen when Flash gets hit with Scarecrow toxin, then levels a city block when he thinks he's being attacked by one of his anthropomorphic animal "villains"?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 07:49:11 No.125479805 Report

Quoted By: >>125479828

>>125478570
>>125478628
>>125478890
>theyre pretending that batman can't perma disable them if he wanted too
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 07:50:13 No.125479809 Report

Quoted By: >>125479814 >>125479851

>>125479682
>>NONO DOESN'T COUNT
EVERY flash thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 07:50:22 No.125479810 Report

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>>125479748
>The former just goes to stupid mental gymnastic scenarios to shit on Batman for not killing some street level villains
It’s the opposite
Batman has to make mental gymnastics for not killing mass murderers

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 07:50:53 No.125479814 Report

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>>125479809
No one said that. Flash jobs, no one denies that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 07:51:25 No.125479819 Report

Quoted By: >>125483613

>>125479803
Flash handles toxins better than other heroes do to his hyper metabolism
Sorry

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 07:52:10 No.125479827 Report

Quoted By: >>125479831 >>125480123

>>125478570
Don't worry my friend Bruce, i'll handle this precocious bitch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 07:52:24 No.125479828 Report

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>>125479805
Yet he never perms disables the joker allowing him to kill people

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 07:52:47 No.125479830 Report

Quoted By: >>125480412

>>125479748
I think the reason everyone keeps asking why Batman doesn't kill is because he is legit the only hero I can think of that has such a large rogue's gallery that consists of people that absolutely should not be breathing another second of fresh air due to how potentially catastrophic they would be if they simply moved to another city.

>>125479764
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZE5RXhPwlKc
This too. I think I started getting a little apprehensive about Bats around the time I saw this. I'd seen Batman do shit like dodging Omega beams before and hacking into shit he really shouldn't be able to, him hacking into Warworld tech, taking a beating from and angry Darkseid (who broke several of Superman's ribs while he was in a good mood), and then got praised for being "like, so totally hardcore and like, totally willing to blow up a planet to stop Darkseid". Everyone shits on him because DC jerks him off way too much for us not to.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 07:52:56 No.125479831 Report

Quoted By: >>125479846

>>125479827
He couldnt even catch Barry, the 4th slowest speedster

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 07:55:17 No.125479841 Report

Quoted By: >>125479906 >>125479917 >>125479979

>>125479803
On that note, anyone want to talk about how most of Flash's villains are genetic freaks/ losers that Flash bullies for the fuck of it?
At least Batman tries to rehabilitate his villains, at least he tries not to play God.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 07:55:41 No.125479843 Report

Quoted By: >>125479880

>>125479233
Batman demands other heroes not come to Gotham. Even Superman is allowed only occasionally. Otherwise Batman throws a tantrum and starts plotting tower of babel all over again

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 07:56:15 No.125479846 Report

Quoted By: >>125479863

>>125479831
Flashwanker

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 07:56:44 No.125479851 Report

Quoted By: >>125479861 >>125479899

>>125479809
You clearly don’t read comics. Flash meta has always been
>jobs to new Villian
>rematches
>uses science lesson shit to win
Batfaggots are retarded and don’t know that having your hero get beat down is common for every hero except Batman the Mary Sue. All that matters is that they win in the end.

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 07:56:54 No.125479853 Report

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dc fucking sucks lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 07:58:29 No.125479861 Report

Quoted By: >>125479870

>>125479851
>having your hero get beat down is common for every hero except Batman the Mary Sue

Name a single Batman story or comic where he doesn't at least take a bit of a beating.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 07:58:31 No.125479863 Report

Quoted By: >>125479891

>>125479846
Wow, a mind controlled flash not going till speed
Reminder that Superman has literally lost a race to every single Flash, he even lost to Jay

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 07:59:25 No.125479870 Report

Quoted By: >>125479873

>>125479861
Any time he is fighting a very strong character that can kill him in one hit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 07:59:47 No.125479873 Report

Quoted By:

>>125479870
I'm the anon who posted the Darkseid fight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 07:59:59 No.125479877 Report

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>>125478670
This. People need to read Dark nights metal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 08:00:32 No.125479880 Report

Quoted By: >>125479890 >>125479929 >>125479984

>>125479843
If that were the case he wouldn't have let og Green Lantern, Black Lightning, Azrael, Superman, Black Canary, Green Arrow, etc. patrol the city on a regular basis, which they do.
Now who's the casual, biaaatch?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 08:02:02 No.125479890 Report

Quoted By: >>125479922

>>125479880
>>125479727
Why do bat kiddies always post like children?

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 08:02:09 No.125479891 Report

Quoted By: >>125479893 >>125479894 >>125479909 >>125483416

>>125479863
Superchad is faster
https://www.tweaktown.com/news/67931/official-superman-faster-flash/amp.html

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 08:02:37 No.125479893 Report

Quoted By: >>125479975

>>125479891
>Superman is faster
HAHAHAHAHA

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 08:03:09 No.125479894 Report

Quoted By: >>125479975

>>125479891
What a nice charity event

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 08:03:33 No.125479899 Report

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>>125479851
That was literally the basis of every Golden Age Batman story you twat. There was even a pseudo-saying, Batman ALWAYS loses the first fight, only to build a gadget or solve a crime and come back for the third act.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 08:04:04 No.125479905 Report

Quoted By: >>125481854

>>125479315
>>125479142
why hasn't a GPD officer with anger issues put a bullet in the back of his head and said it was self defense?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 08:04:09 No.125479906 Report

Quoted By: >>125479966

>>125479841
Wtf
>Gorilla invader from Africa
>Organized mob with super tech
>Rival speedster
>People from the future

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 08:04:31 No.125479909 Report

Quoted By: >>125479975 >>125486740

>>125479891

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 08:05:52 No.125479917 Report

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>>125479841
>Wally rehabilitates dozens of characters
>B-But Batman helped a minor villian once!

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 08:06:25 No.125479922 Report

Quoted By: >>125479947

>>125479890
Only child here is you, kid.
Getting frustrated over the funny pages.
....Biaaaaatcch

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 08:07:30 No.125479929 Report

Quoted By: >>125479985

>>125479880
Green lantern predated him and is usually retired before Batman starts his career. It's later on that he rejoins the Justice Society. As to the other people, such as Azreal, Batman DOES get incredibly territorial and beats the shit out of them for killing criminals and not doing things Batman's autistic way. That was the climax of Azreal's story/Bruce's comeback! The majority of that list is only allowed on Batman approved rules and teams, such as the Outsiders. The very list you've chosen largely highlights the paranoia and control freak nature of Batman!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 08:07:33 No.125479930 Report

Quoted By: >>125479941

>>125478570
Howd he change outifts like that?

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 08:07:34 No.125479931 Report

Quoted By: >>125479947

Big Chunkus

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 08:08:19 No.125479941 Report

Quoted By:

>>125479930
He fast

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 08:08:50 No.125479947 Report

Quoted By:

>>125479922
See >>125479931

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 08:11:36 No.125479963 Report

Quoted By: >>125485336

How would Batman defeat the Chunkster?
Pro tip, he couldn’t

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 08:12:03 No.125479966 Report

Quoted By: >>125479974 >>125479978 >>125479979

>>125479906
>Gorilla Invader
Genetic freak, rather than study him like a good scientist Flash just beats the fuck out of him/justifies Grodd's superiority complex
>Organized mob
I assume you're talking about the Rogues, most of whom are either petty criminals or have tragic backstories/reasons for doing what they're doing. You'll never see them get the treatment they deserve though, just a quip and a few hundred fast bitch boy punches.
>Rival speedster, people from the future.
You'd think a young scientist like Flash would be concerned with making sure that future never happened, but he's too content with fighting his evil dad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 08:13:03 No.125479974 Report

Quoted By: >>125480013

>>125479966
Grod isn’t a genetic freak retard, he has an entire species of smart apes

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 08:13:24 No.125479975 Report

Quoted By: >>125479983 >>125479990 >>125480006 >>125480015 >>125485330

>>125479893
>>125479894
>>125479909
No one beats Superman in a 1v1 fight, that's just how it is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 08:13:58 No.125479978 Report

Quoted By: >>125480013

>>125479966
>I assume you're talking about the Rogues, most of whom are either petty criminals or have tragic backstories/reasons for doing what they're doing. You'll never see them get the treatment they deserve though, just a quip and a few hundred fast bitch boy punches.
Thanks for proving you don’t read the comic. Wally befriended most of them and settled their differences. He even pays for their therapy

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 08:14:01 No.125479979 Report

Quoted By:

>>125479841
>>125479966
>Attempting to talk shit about a character without actually knowing anything about them
Wally has been doing this shit for years, he even just talks Heatwave down in the most recent issue of Flash.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 08:14:29 No.125479983 Report

Quoted By: >>125479992

>>125479975
But it’s a race

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 08:14:47 No.125479984 Report

Quoted By:

>>125479880
>Azrael
Finally de

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 08:15:07 No.125479985 Report

Quoted By: >>125480135 >>125484116

>>125479929
>Green lantern predated him and is usually retired
I know you're referring to post crisis but fuck you pic related.
The Climax of Azazel was Batman teaching community a lesson in a thinly veiled metaphor for police brutality. Batman was basically returning to his silver age by the book persona there.

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 08:15:50 No.125479990 Report

Quoted By: >>125480116

>>125479975
Oops

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 08:16:22 No.125479992 Report

Quoted By:

>>125479983
Well yeah, then he loses, flash has Infinite speed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 08:18:05 No.125480006 Report

Quoted By: >>125486734

>>125479975
What is even happening there? I don't read comics

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 08:18:47 No.125480013 Report

Quoted By: >>125480042

>>125479974
>Grodd isn't a genetic freak retard
>He has an entire species of smart apes
pick one.
He's evolved in a way he should not have.
>>125479978
Listen, I love the Flash too, but understanding your enemy isn't the same as defusing and rehabilitating them. They're still robbing banks, they're still villains. Also, Arkham Asylum is literally Bruce Wayne paying for his villains therapy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 08:19:00 No.125480015 Report

Quoted By:

>>125479975
Not a traditional fight but he could pee on Clark’s head and run away real fast

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 08:19:02 No.125480018 Report

Quoted By: >>125480030 >>125480057 >>125483476

So whatever happened to Black Wally?

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 08:19:48 No.125480030 Report

Quoted By: >>125480058

>>125480018
He's still sort of around, but he's mostly been pushed to the sidelines.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 08:21:11 No.125480042 Report

Quoted By: >>125480054 >>125480083

>>125480013
>he should not have
That’s not how evolution works
>>125480013
>They're still robbing banks, they're still villains.
Many of them aren’t any more. Before Flash point Wally got most of them to quit. He even became good friends with some of them. Even in reboot he pays for their therapy and some of them left the villian business.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 08:23:21 No.125480054 Report

Quoted By: >>125480063

>>125480042
>Before Flash Point
Then it was effectively ruined by Barry being a retard.

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 08:23:36 No.125480057 Report

Quoted By:

>>125480018
Becoming more and more obscure every year and writers don’t know what to do with him since white Wally is back

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 08:23:44 No.125480058 Report

Quoted By: >>125480067

>>125480030
Sounds like he didn't work out. Who couldn't have seen that coming?

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 08:24:07 No.125480062 Report

Quoted By: >>125480068 >>125487375

>don't worry, son. He won't bother you anymore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 08:24:09 No.125480063 Report

Quoted By: >>125480076

>>125480054
Yes but that’s Barry’s fault not Wallys.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 08:24:34 No.125480067 Report

Quoted By: >>125480071

>>125480058
Didio, or whichever other dumbass they had at the time.

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 08:24:40 No.125480068 Report

Quoted By:

>>125480062
He got better

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 08:25:16 No.125480071 Report

Quoted By: >>125480094

>>125480067
It was Didio
He was on record that he hates Wally with every fiber of his being

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 08:25:35 No.125480076 Report

Quoted By: >>125480088

>>125480063
That's what I said, anon. I'm part of the "Barry should have stayed dead" camp.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 08:26:17 No.125480083 Report

Quoted By:

>>125480042
Yes because you are aware of how evolution works.
Before Flashpoint Batman had rehabilitated Riddler, Catwoman, Two Face, Poison Ivy etc. It's a better question to ask who Batman hadn't rehabbed at some point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 08:26:45 No.125480088 Report

Quoted By:

>>125480076
The camp pretty much everyone except Didio was in. At least Wally is the main Flash again

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 08:26:47 No.125480090 Report

Quoted By: >>125480104 >>125480111 >>125480128 >>125483572

>>125478628
>I could beat you at any time
Sure thing buddy

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 08:27:01 No.125480094 Report

Quoted By: >>125480101

>>125480071
I'm surprised it took so long for his retarded ass to fuck off.
>Sales in Flash comics consistently jump up whenever Wally is featured prominently as Flash or is the main Flash
>Jump back down whenever it's just Barry

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 08:27:50 No.125480101 Report

Quoted By:

>>125480094
The comic book industry isn’t about sales. Didio would have been fired years ago if it was

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 08:28:22 No.125480104 Report

Quoted By:

>>125480090
>Via killing himself too

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 08:29:22 No.125480111 Report

Quoted By:

>>125480090
He literally could. Are you saying he couldn’t?

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 08:29:50 No.125480116 Report

Quoted By:

>>125479990
the radical left btfo.

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 08:30:52 No.125480123 Report

Quoted By:

>>125479827
based

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 08:31:31 No.125480128 Report

Quoted By: >>125480179

>>125480090
Bruce got beat to beat death by Reverde Flash on a whim and was only saved by big blue dick. He can’t do anything against speedsters

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 08:32:38 No.125480135 Report

Quoted By: >>125480144

>>125479985
Origin Batman killed tons of people. No one's talking about him

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 08:34:03 No.125480144 Report

Quoted By:

>>125480135
I'm not even sure you know what point you're making.

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 08:34:26 No.125480147 Report

Quoted By: >>125486105

I love watching Bats faggot face watching his butt buddy getting hurt

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 08:37:25 No.125480163 Report

Quoted By: >>125483593

Reminder that these are the two greatest superheroes ever invented.

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 08:40:08 No.125480179 Report

Quoted By: >>125485601

>>125480128
>He can’t do anything against speedsters
It's ok, he has Catwoman for that

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 08:40:23 No.125480181 Report

Quoted By: >>125480381

>>125478570
Snap

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 08:51:32 No.125480246 Report

Quoted By: >>125480295 >>125480408

>>125479649
Tower of Babel was so fucking retarded

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 08:51:40 No.125480248 Report

Quoted By: >>125485592 >>125488609

>>125478628
>>125478856
Batman only need 11 seconds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 08:59:46 No.125480286 Report

Quoted By: >>125480410

>>125479315
Remember that early Joker wasn't crazy at all and was always faking his insanity.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 09:01:01 No.125480295 Report

Quoted By: >>125482243

>>125480246
Cope

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 09:09:53 No.125480338 Report

Quoted By: >>125485579

>>125479764
How about you... just... don't read... Batman? Dumbass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 09:10:50 No.125480347 Report

Quoted By:

>>125479764
Batman is awesome.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 09:15:20 No.125480372 Report

Quoted By:

>>125479698
100% this.

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 09:17:36 No.125480381 Report

Quoted By:

>>125480181
holy based

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 09:19:43 No.125480387 Report

Quoted By: >>125485568

>>125478570
He could just call on Pa Wayne do to the job don't worry.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 09:24:52 No.125480408 Report

Quoted By:

>>125480246
It was written by your God, Wallyfag. It was written by Mark Waid. Do not blaspheme against your Holy Lord.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 09:25:33 No.125480410 Report

Quoted By:

>>125480286
Did the topic of mental health even come up for the early Joker?

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 09:26:03 No.125480412 Report

Quoted By: >>125484665

>>125479830
>All the latter does is shit up vs discussions and if you care that much about that then maybe you need to grow the fuck up
Damn, I was right on the money.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 12:03:56 No.125481312 Report

Quoted By:

>>125479022
What about Vic, when he was in the big 7?

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 12:51:20 No.125481776 Report

Quoted By:

>>125479382
>What's Flash's contingency plan for Clayface? The Falcone Crime family?
What's Batman's?

What's the point in Batman having fucking contingency plans for every motherfucker on the planet "if they ever cross the line" if he never uses those plans when they actually do?

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 12:57:42 No.125481854 Report

Quoted By:

>>125479905
Literally because Batman stops them. There's like a dozen different instances of some cop or guard or civvie trying to put Joker down... and then Batman stops them because
>NEEEWRR DERNT! DAS NEERT JEERSTISS! EF YE KIR A KIRRER DER NERMBER EF KIRRERS STERS DE SEM!

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 13:29:56 No.125482243 Report

Quoted By:

>>125480295

Seethe.

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 14:58:02 No.125483416 Report

Quoted By:

>>125479891
keep dreaming superfag

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 15:01:58 No.125483476 Report

Quoted By:

>>125480018
Nigger Flash was a bitch in dark nights metal

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 15:08:52 No.125483572 Report

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>>125480090
This. Dark nights metal showed us that Batman literally can beat the JL whenever he feels like it. He has a tower of babel type protocol for each of the justice faggots. Who's more iconic you ask me? Batfag or Superfag? Clearly Superman. Who's cooler and gets more bitches on his dick? The bat strikes fear in his foes. The dark knight himself. BATMAAAAN.

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 15:10:19 No.125483593 Report

Quoted By:

>>125480163
This. No discussion.

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 15:11:08 No.125483613 Report

Quoted By:

>>125479819
Not Scarecrow's. Scarecrow's shit has bodied Superman, whose immunity is a lot stronger than Flash's has ever been.

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 15:12:28 No.125483638 Report

Quoted By:

>>125478570
Based

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 15:43:03 No.125484116 Report

Quoted By:

>>125479985
De

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 15:56:36 No.125484322 Report

Quoted By: >>125484870

>>125478681
anon you forgot that part where gotham is a supernatural shithole and forces out a new joker and criminals anytime the old ones aren't enough any more. Razing it to the ground doesn't work because mystical leylines and shit.

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 16:21:02 No.125484665 Report

Quoted By: >>125485088

>>125480412
How is me not liking batman shitting up the discussion of a "Batman is inferior to X" thread you monkey? Go make the 50th fuckin batwank thread and buy another copy of Batmetal if you wanna cum so bad to the Batbitch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 16:36:20 No.125484864 Report

Quoted By:

>>125479435
The weirdest form of wank.

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 16:36:35 No.125484870 Report

Quoted By: >>125485003

>>125484322
Wait this shit again? I thought it was a one off kinda thing but is the whole Gotham being actually curse canon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 16:49:02 No.125485003 Report

Quoted By:

>>125484870
Not him but desu, if Gotham isn't cursed then they actually should just nuke the place.

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 16:53:34 No.125485068 Report

Quoted By: >>125485664

Remember when Batman had Wally almost dying from seizures?

And Flashfags still think Wally is anywhere close to Batman's tier.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 16:55:39 No.125485088 Report

Quoted By: >>125485461

>>125484665
More than half your post was power level faggotry and x should/shouldn't beat y. Grow the fuck up, you retard.

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 16:56:41 No.125485104 Report

Quoted By:

>>125479430
Don’t lie. He’d convince clay face to turn back to a life of acting.

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 17:00:04 No.125485145 Report

Quoted By: >>125485699

>>125478570
>and you're alive... because I don't kill.

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 17:09:46 No.125485285 Report

Quoted By: >>125487736

Batman is fucking retarded

even superman, that everybody claims is a boyscout and too good to be realistic will kill if it means saving people's lifes

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 17:13:00 No.125485330 Report

Quoted By:

>>125479975
>No one beats Superman in a 1v1 fight, that's just how it is.
mohhamed ali begs to differ

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 17:13:50 No.125485336 Report

Quoted By:

>>125479963
>>125479963
GIven that this mass is incapable of moving on his own, hasn't Batman already won? It's like being asked to aprehend the fat people on 600 pound life. They aren't mobile. They're not going anywhere. They've apprehended themselves. If Batman want's to "beat" that fat fuck, all he has to do is intercept the people that try to bring him food. He wouldn't need to lay a single hand on the fat fuck himself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 17:23:33 No.125485461 Report

Quoted By: >>125485519 >>125485578

>>125485088
Power level faggotry?????

You're telling me that pointing out that it's kinda bullshit that a regular ass man from Earth can hack into the systems of an alien race, then take a massive beating from a literal fucking God is outrageous? Listen chimpbitch, the point of this thread's discussion is to talk about the Flash and how Batman is being written into the ground, and you're in a thread with over 100 replies defending a fictional piece of media that will not fuck you. You grow up and leave this thread with your non arguments and lack of reading comprehension.

Bats isn't going to fuck you, bro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 17:24:34 No.125485476 Report

Quoted By:

>>125478681
Based Wally

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 17:28:21 No.125485519 Report

Quoted By: >>125486108

>>125485461
>You're telling me that pointing out that it's kinda bullshit that a regular ass man from Earth can hack into the systems of an alien race, then take a massive beating from a literal fucking God is outrageous? Listen chimpbitch, the point of this thread's discussion is to talk about the Flash and how Batman is being written into the ground, and you're in a thread with over 100 replies defending a fictional piece of media that will not fuck you. You grow up and leave this thread with your non arguments and lack of reading comprehension.
If you spent more time reading comics and less time theory-crafting about shit you have no clue about then you wouldn't talk so much shit.

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 17:30:07 No.125485539 Report

Quoted By: >>125487417

>NOOOOOOOOO BRUCE-SAMA YAMETE! I ADMIT IT, YOU ARE NOT ONLY FAR STRONGER, SMARTER AND MORE ATTRACTIVE THAN I AM, YOU’RE FASTER TOO! FOR NO MATTER HOW SPEEDILY I CAN WADDLE I SHALL ALWAYS BE SLOW OF WIT AGAINST THE LIKES OF YOURSELF!
>FUCK IRIS! FUCK IREY! FUCK LINDA FOR ME, FOR YOU ARE TEN TIMES THE MAN I COULD EVER HOPE TO BE! JUST, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DON’T HURT M-
>AAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 17:31:57 No.125485568 Report

Quoted By:

>>125480387
He got better

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 17:32:04 No.125485573 Report

Quoted By: >>125485622

There's a reason Batman is the Leader of the League.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 17:32:19 No.125485578 Report

Quoted By: >>125486108

>>125485461
>Power level faggotry?????
Yes. Now fuck off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 17:32:33 No.125485579 Report

Quoted By: >>125485602

>>125480338
Retard. Bat is shoved into everything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 17:33:24 No.125485592 Report

Quoted By: >>125486211

>>125480248
The countdown was how long until Barry gets there to save him

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 17:33:55 No.125485601 Report

Quoted By:

>>125480179
Lol Batfags post this only proving they don’t actually read comics

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 17:33:55 No.125485602 Report

Quoted By: >>125485648 >>125485783

>>125485579
He is not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 17:35:04 No.125485622 Report

Quoted By:

>>125485573
because he's the most popular DC character and normies love him?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 17:36:24 No.125485648 Report

Quoted By: >>125485662

>>125485602
>Batman isn’t shoved into everything
HAHAHAHA
This is why people hate Batfags

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 17:37:23 No.125485662 Report

Quoted By: >>125485674 >>125486108

>>125485648
He really isn't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 17:37:26 No.125485664 Report

Quoted By: >>125485695

>>125485068
Bat Batman didn’t do that. Why do Batfags lie?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 17:37:59 No.125485674 Report

Quoted By: >>125485698

>>125485662
>Batwank doesn’t exist
Bat trannies everyone

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 17:39:10 No.125485695 Report

Quoted By: >>125485716 >>125485733

>>125485664
Batman’s invention did that, wielded by Ras Al Ghul

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 17:39:20 No.125485698 Report

Quoted By: >>125485723 >>125485745 >>125486108

>>125485674
Define it. Every character gets "wanked" especially in their own ongoings. Still, you're drifting away from the initial point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 17:39:46 No.125485699 Report

Quoted By: >>125485889

>>125485145
More like retard man. This autism allows hundreds to die

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 17:40:38 No.125485716 Report

Quoted By:

>>125485695
And Batman was almost killed by RF on a whim
Bats is low tier

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 17:41:09 No.125485723 Report

Quoted By: >>125485795

>>125485698
Lol Bat fags are casuals that don’t read comics

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 17:41:40 No.125485733 Report

Quoted By:

>>125485695
Sad that Batman is so weak others need to use his tools

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 17:41:49 No.125485736 Report

Quoted By: >>125485765

Honestly Iris should leave barry to join Batman’s harem. Genetically, financially, intellectually, spiritually, Bruce is the superior Alpha Male specimen to breed Iris with his Bull Seed. beta bitch barry just can’t compare.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 17:42:13 No.125485745 Report

Quoted By: >>125485795

>>125485698
Lol this has to be bait
This is why everyone hates bat trannies

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 17:43:37 No.125485765 Report

Quoted By:

>>125485736
Batman is a gay cuck that only has eyes for joker

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 17:44:38 No.125485783 Report

Quoted By: >>125485795

>>125485602
Why do you lie?

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 17:44:54 No.125485787 Report

Quoted By: >>125485825

Batman is carrying the entire team...literally.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 17:45:42 No.125485795 Report

Quoted By: >>125485804 >>125485851

>>125485723
>>125485745
Try communicating instead of raging.
>>125485783
I do not lie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 17:46:12 No.125485804 Report

Quoted By: >>125485817

>>125485795
Lol. Bat trannies everyone

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 17:46:22 No.125485808 Report

Quoted By: >>125485862 >>125485875

Reminder that DCEU cast a literal Tranny to play Barry Allen, while Bruce had an entire award-winning trilogy played by the Chad Christian Bale.
Fitting, really.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 17:46:55 No.125485817 Report

Quoted By: >>125485886

>>125485804
Keep crying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 17:47:47 No.125485825 Report

Quoted By:

>>125485787
Impressive since that is about 650lbs

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 17:49:31 No.125485851 Report

Quoted By: >>125485926

>>125485795
Lol you are baiting but I will humor you
>Read Swamp thing
Oh look a Batman issue
>Read Flash
Oh look a Batman issue
>Read Plastic Man
Batman issue
>Superman
Hi Batman
>Any cross over event
Let’s just have Bats take the most page time

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 17:50:03 No.125485862 Report

Quoted By:

>>125485808
We are talking about Wally though. Why are Batfags such casuals?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 17:51:00 No.125485875 Report

Quoted By:

>>125485808
Erzra is based
>beats up women
>Is racist
Bat soiboy can’t compete

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 17:51:15 No.125485882 Report

Quoted By: >>125485901 >>125485917

>Bruce can beat the shit out of Flash, and he doesn’t even need superpowers to do it. Unlike Barry he works for it, and now hems so powerful that he makes Flashbabs seethe because he’s so much cooler than Flash
What. a. CHAD.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 17:51:31 No.125485886 Report

Quoted By: >>125485948

>>125485817
Keep lying
This is why everyone hates you

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 17:51:35 No.125485889 Report

Quoted By:

>>125485699
Filtered.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 17:52:20 No.125485901 Report

Quoted By:

>>125485882
And yet Batman still can’t solve basic crime

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 17:53:14 No.125485917 Report

Quoted By: >>125485976

>>125485882
>and now hems so powerful that he makes Flashbabs
I know Batfags are children but come on, learn to type

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 17:53:41 No.125485926 Report

Quoted By: >>125485945 >>125485956 >>125486058

>>125485851
Plastic Man doesn't even have an ongoing
>NOOO WHY IS ONE IF DC'S MOST POPULAR CHARSCTERS IN A CROSSIVER EVENT BOOO THAT MAKES NO SENSE AAAAHHH
...
He's not in Flash and I'm willing to be he hasn't made an appearance in the Swamp Thing series either.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 17:54:28 No.125485945 Report

Quoted By:

>>125485926
So you admit he’s shoved into everything
Thanks for proving my point child

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 17:54:42 No.125485948 Report

Quoted By:

>>125485886
I don't hate you. I pity you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 17:54:52 No.125485952 Report

Quoted By: >>125486009

>>125478628
>>125478570
I can run circles around a guy in a wheel chair but don't see me acting like its some awesome badass feat. Barry is so insecure

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 17:55:06 No.125485956 Report

Quoted By: >>125486215

>>125485926
>He hasn’t made an appearance in Swamp thing
Thanks for proving that Batfags don’t read comics

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 17:56:20 No.125485976 Report

Quoted By: >>125486108

>>125485917
OH NONONONONO FLASHBABS? WE MUST SEETHE AND DEFLECT BECAUSE WE HAVE NO REAL DEFENSE AGAINST THE FACT BRUCE WAYNE BEATS BARRY ALLEN TO A PULP AND FUCKS HIS GIRLFRIEND? ALL WITHOUT SUPERPOWERS? BECAUSE HE WORKED FOR IT, AND IS MORE OF A MAN THAN OUR SELF-INSERT?
I CANT COPE!!!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 17:58:34 No.125486009 Report

Quoted By: >>125486029

>>125485952
He has good reason to be insecure when standing in front of BatCHAD.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 17:58:56 No.125486015 Report

Quoted By:

This thread made me realize that Batfans are actually worse than Batman, holy shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 17:59:36 No.125486029 Report

Quoted By: >>125486049

>>125486009
If he’s a chad how come he still hasn’t fucked the Joker?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 17:59:48 No.125486035 Report

Quoted By: >>125486041 >>125486116 >>125486401

>Most popular superhero
>Has no superpowers
How did this become a thing?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:00:11 No.125486041 Report

Quoted By:

>>125486035
Nerds thinking they can be just like him

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:00:41 No.125486049 Report

Quoted By: >>125486105 >>125486109

>>125486029
Because he’s not a homosexual like our self-insert is, fellow Flashbro

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:01:17 No.125486058 Report

Quoted By:

>>125485926
Bat casuals prove yet again that they don’t read comics

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:03:24 No.125486105 Report

Quoted By:

>>125486049
>he’s not a homosexual
False. See>>125480147

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:03:49 No.125486108 Report

Quoted By: >>125486237

>>125485578
>>125485519
>>125485662
>>125485698
>>125485976

Batfags are so fucking delusional it's unreal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:03:55 No.125486109 Report

Quoted By:

>>125486049
Then explain his gay relationship with joke

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:04:23 No.125486116 Report

Quoted By: >>125486124 >>125486134 >>125486139 >>125488052

>>125486035
Because he's the most realistic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:04:48 No.125486124 Report

Quoted By:

>>125486116
Lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:05:18 No.125486134 Report

Quoted By:

>>125486116
You don't actually believe this

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:05:29 No.125486139 Report

Quoted By:

>>125486116

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:05:59 No.125486145 Report

Quoted By: >>125486155 >>125486167

Flash is gay for Captain Cold.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:06:11 No.125486149 Report

Quoted By:

Flash stops crime and makes his city better
Batman doesn’t
It’s literally that simple and anything else is cope

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:06:45 No.125486155 Report

Quoted By:

>>125486145
We’ll Captain Cold is pretty hot desu

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:07:23 No.125486161 Report

Quoted By:

>>125479726
Batman is a joke.
Long live the Flashes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:07:55 No.125486167 Report

Quoted By:

>>125486145
Captain Cold fucks Wonder Woman cucking Batman
By fucking captain cold Barry would technically cuck Batman and Wonder Woman

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:09:21 No.125486197 Report

Quoted By: >>125486275

>only 3 posters defending Flash
Sad.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:10:49 No.125486211 Report

Quoted By: >>125486224 >>125486236

>>125485592
>The countdown was how long until Barry [HEADCANON]

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:10:57 No.125486212 Report

Quoted By: >>125486336 >>125486350

Is The Flash the only example of a hero where the entire city loves and celebrates him to the point of worship?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:11:04 No.125486215 Report

Quoted By: >>125486272

>>125485956
Because I'm not reading one comic book? I just have no interest in indian Swamp Thing. Sue me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:11:28 No.125486224 Report

Quoted By:

>>125486211
Thanks for proving you don’t actually read comics

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:12:08 No.125486236 Report

Quoted By: >>125487232

>>125486211
Your post literally proves him right. How are bat trannies this dumb?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:12:08 No.125486237 Report

Quoted By: >>125486246 >>125486256

>>125486108
Posts like this is why you antibatfafs are worse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:12:45 No.125486246 Report

Quoted By: >>125486258

>>125486237
I’m an antibatfaf
I don’t Batfaf

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:13:32 No.125486256 Report

Quoted By: >>125486359

>>125486237
Hello sir you must buy the Batfafs
Do the needful

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:13:44 No.125486258 Report

Quoted By: >>125486290

>>125486246
You also suck cock.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:14:33 No.125486272 Report

Quoted By: >>125486291

>>125486215
>W-What do you mean I don’t read many of the agreed on best DC comics
We know bat casuals don’t read

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:15:00 No.125486275 Report

Quoted By: >>125486310 >>125486324

>>125486197
Thiz thread wasn't made by flash fans, it's made by someone who wants to shit on Batman and is using Flash as vehicle to do it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:15:43 No.125486290 Report

Quoted By: >>125486309

>>125486258
YOU DONT READ THE BATFAF YOU SUCK THE COCK
People like this is why you do the needful

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:15:46 No.125486291 Report

Quoted By: >>125486306

>>125486272
Agreed upon by whom? I'm not reading much from DC or Marvel right now as it is. Sorry for having standards, something you clearly lack.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:16:36 No.125486306 Report

Quoted By: >>125486325

>>125486291
>I have standards so I only read bat dribble and ignore the agreed on best runs in DC history
Amazing logic bat casual

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:16:47 No.125486309 Report

Quoted By:

>>125486290
Calm down, pajeet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:16:52 No.125486310 Report

Quoted By: >>125486324

>>125486275
/thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:17:48 No.125486324 Report

Quoted By:

>>125486310
>>125486275
Lol Batfags having a victim complex
People are comparing how Flash actually solves crime while Bats autism prevents him from doing so.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:17:49 No.125486325 Report

Quoted By: >>125486335

>>125486306
Well I'm not reading any Batman ongoings right now either kek. My point still stands.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:18:20 No.125486335 Report

Quoted By: >>125486387

>>125486325
If you haven’t read Moores Swamp thing then you are a casual shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:18:20 No.125486336 Report

Quoted By:

>>125486212
Superman is hit or miss. Depends on the book.
Otherwise Flash is the most universally beloved in Central/Keystone

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:18:57 No.125486350 Report

Quoted By:

>>125486212
You would think every hero would get a holiday in their city and museum

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:19:25 No.125486359 Report

Quoted By: >>125486391

>>125486256
WHY DID YOU REDEEM?
DO NOT REDEEM THE BATFAFS!
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:21:43 No.125486387 Report

Quoted By: >>125486446

>>125486335
Since when were we talking about Moore? The discussion started when we were talking about Batman being shoved in everything out now. I even mentioned "Indian Swamp Thing" to signal we were talking about the current series and you still glossed over it only to now mention Moore. Seems like you're a casual that doesn't read a lot, including Moore's Swamp Thing, otherwise there's no way you'd get mad about Batman showing up for just two issues to just get his ass kicked with ease.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:22:03 No.125486391 Report

Quoted By:

>>125486359
YOU DUM BICH
I FACK YOUR MOM
I FACK YOUR DAD
I FACK YOUR WHOLE FAMILY
SIR

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:22:35 No.125486395 Report

Quoted By: >>125486451 >>125486472 >>125486492

>"I'll see a thousand innocents killed before I see one Monster brought to justice!"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:22:59 No.125486401 Report

Quoted By: >>125486585

>>125486035
1. Batman has the most crime-ridden and corrupt city of all the heroes.
2. Using only his smarts, athleticism, and gadgets he's able to compensate for the fact that he has no super powers to the point where he has neutralized the entire League on numerous occasions.
3. Imagine how powerful he'd be if he did have super powers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:24:24 No.125486418 Report

Quoted By: >>125486464 >>125486471

These arguments are why I can't really take cape comics (or specifically corporate ones) seriously as a medium for storytelling. Science fiction, when faced with this same type of question, usually explores the *possibilities* in a situation and how they would affect the world. Cape comics tend to rely in the status quo being almost completely inflexible because their characters and settings are valuable intellectual property that must never really change in a lasting, major way in order to preserve corporate assets. I think Invincible was garbage but fuck, things actually happen in Invincible, even if it's often just cheap melodrama and stoned undergrad tier moral conundrums. Characters grow, the world progresses, sometimes a bitch just gets killed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:24:58 No.125486432 Report

Quoted By:

>>125478681
>>125478570
More heroes like this please. I’ve had enough with these Steven universes and Adoras. Save me speedsters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:25:37 No.125486446 Report

Quoted By: >>125486470

>>125486387
Original anon clearly was talking about Moore and you only refered to the newer series later. Fucking casual

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:26:00 No.125486451 Report

Quoted By:

>>125486395
Why did he do that? Context?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:26:04 No.125486452 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:26:55 No.125486464 Report

Quoted By: >>125486487

>>125486418
That is why people like Wally. He didn't have a status Quo. He aged, had kids, reformed and killed villians.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:27:14 No.125486470 Report

Quoted By:

>>125486446
>later
The second post...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:27:17 No.125486471 Report

Quoted By:

>>125486418
>Cape comics tend to rely in the status quo being almost completely inflexible because their characters and settings are valuable intellectual property that must never really change in a lasting, major way in order to preserve corporate assets
Yeah I also feel any attempt at doing some big shit with comics doesn’t work when it’s just reverting back into the status quo due to character popularity.
There probably could be an interesting story if Batman killed the joker for good and the consequences that has for the character permanently for the rest of his run in comic books. But you can’t do that, the joker is too big, so he has to be taken to arkham.
Same with every other superhero and classic supervillains. They always go back to status quo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:27:26 No.125486472 Report

Quoted By:

>>125486395
NOOOOOO DON'T KILL MY BOYFRIEND
>Joker kills innocent man
>No facial response
Fucking lol

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:27:49 No.125486479 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:28:16 No.125486487 Report

Quoted By:

>>125486464
He really didn't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:28:19 No.125486488 Report

Quoted By: >>125486501 >>125486522 >>125486590

>>125478570
Why was batman mad in this panel

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:28:34 No.125486492 Report

Quoted By: >>125486580

>>125486395
Holy shit is this an edit or did Batman really kill a guy to save joker?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:29:04 No.125486498 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:29:20 No.125486501 Report

Quoted By:

>>125486488
He has a massive ego and is insecure. He get's upset when faced with the fact that not everyone is as bad at managing their city as he is

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:30:07 No.125486514 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:30:38 No.125486522 Report

Quoted By: >>125486546

>>125486488
One of Flash's villains had just killed Tim Drake's father.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:31:49 No.125486535 Report

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:32:52 No.125486546 Report

Quoted By: >>125486576 >>125488001

>>125486522
If it was just a random civilian that was killed he probably wouldn't care.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:33:14 No.125486552 Report

Quoted By:

https://youtu.be/oW9x1yaEY0I
Lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:33:15 No.125486553 Report

Quoted By:

>>125478695
Yeah even among capeshit, Batman is by far the most annoying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:33:51 No.125486561 Report

Quoted By: >>125486625

Let's just go for the meta no fun allowed reasonings of "because X sells" and "the writers will fudge anything to progress their story"
Joker doesn't get shanked because he sells. Doesn't matter if he dies or not because writers always bring him back because fans like his bullshit.
Batman sells books because he's popular for whatever fucking reason. Writers will exaggerate his abilities to make him look cool. He's wrecked gods and been put down by low ranked foes because the plot demands so.
Flash, Supes, etc. will be just as fast as the plot requires. He'll go mach 20-gorillion+1 if it means saving X from death from across the world but botch saving Y even if he could've saved them at sub-sonic speed.

Blah blah blah, no fucking fun allowed. Arguing is pointless but stopping it is also pointless.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:34:30 No.125486576 Report

Quoted By:

>>125486546
>Wally
>Hot asian big tiddied wife
>Canonically had more sex with more female heroes than any other character in the DC universe
>Openly conservative
He is the alt right dream.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:34:49 No.125486580 Report

Quoted By: >>125487934

>>125486492
That ain't just some guy, it's Jason Todd when he first came back to life as the Red Hood. It's real, but he survived somehow.

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:35:04 No.125486585 Report

Quoted By: >>125486652

>>125486401
He would be a god.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:35:26 No.125486590 Report

Quoted By:

>>125486488
Captain Boomerang killed Tim Drake's father in identity Crisis and Batman was butthurt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:35:44 No.125486595 Report

Quoted By: >>125486633

>>125478670
And you are welcome to not be a faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:37:24 No.125486625 Report

Quoted By: >>125486722 >>125486796

>>125486561
But the thing is Wally was allowed to kill his villians. That is what made him both a better hero and a better comic to read. That's the thing, there is no moral or even meta reason Batman shouldn't be allowed to kill his worst villians when Flash was doing it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:38:11 No.125486633 Report

Quoted By:

>>125486595
Not possible for Batfags

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:38:41 No.125486642 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:39:10 No.125486652 Report

Quoted By: >>125486735

>>125486585
>becomes god
>uses his new god powers to cry even more for his parents

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:40:35 No.125486672 Report

Quoted By: >>125486687

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:41:38 No.125486687 Report

Quoted By: >>125486707

>>125486672

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:42:45 No.125486707 Report

Quoted By:

>>125486687

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:43:37 No.125486722 Report

Quoted By:

>>125486625
I totally agree with you. I know there's some lore crap about Batman going unhinged with even a single death but if he can't have that on his conscience then he should turn a blind eye for Jason or someone to put a bullet in them. Must be nice for the Joker to have Bat-shaped plot armor.
Meanwhile Barry snaps Professor Zoom's neck and goes to jail for a brief stint. Still goes out like a champ in CoIE.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:44:04 No.125486724 Report

Quoted By: >>125486747

Batman
>Cries about his parents on a daily basis
>Can't stop crime, city hates him
>BF joker never returns his calls
>Has baby legs
Wally
>Has canonically had sex with every female TT member
>Stops crime, city worships him
>Voted for Trump
>Has a big tiddied asian gf
>Does legs every day

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:44:36 No.125486734 Report

Quoted By: >>125486879

>>125480006
Strange Visitor Superman I think, some version of Clark who attained godhood by living for billions of years, kinda like another version of Superman Prime except he hasn't jobbed yet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:44:37 No.125486735 Report

Quoted By:

>>125486652
I chuckled wholeheartedly.
Batman is such a laughingstock.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:45:11 No.125486740 Report

Quoted By:

>>125479909
someone have the Superman VS Ali boxing screencap?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:45:39 No.125486747 Report

Quoted By:

>>125486724
God I love patrician Flashfans and friends.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:45:47 No.125486749 Report

Quoted By: >>125486762 >>125486803 >>125486821 >>125487216 >>125487228

>>125478570
Call me when Flash sells.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:46:58 No.125486762 Report

Quoted By: >>125486877

>>125486749
He is currently DC's second most popular hero and since DC rebirth has been selling around 2nd place on top of having the most popular show on TV and the 2nd most popular on netflix

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:48:38 No.125486795 Report

Quoted By: >>125487133

Bruce would rather endanger the loved ones of every League member than invasively erase the memories of one murderous psychopath who raped a league members wife, stated he was going to leak the information to every other Villain, and made it clear he was going to go after other league members loved ones.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:48:48 No.125486796 Report

Quoted By: >>125486813

>>125486625
So why didn't he then?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:49:15 No.125486803 Report

Quoted By: >>125487216

>>125486749
He IS selling well. DC is just full retard as usual.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:49:35 No.125486813 Report

Quoted By: >>125486820

>>125486796
Why doesn't he what? Kill his villians? He does. Do you mean kill Batman's villians? He doesn't want to set off the Bat autism

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:49:41 No.125486815 Report

Quoted By: >>125487133

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:50:03 No.125486820 Report

Quoted By: >>125486830 >>125486843

>>125486813
>He does
He does not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:50:05 No.125486821 Report

Quoted By:

>>125486749
You know Flash has been DC's number 2 since the show aired right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:50:37 No.125486830 Report

Quoted By:

>>125486820
>He does not
See >>125478681

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:50:39 No.125486833 Report

Quoted By:

This alone is why Flash is great.
https://youtu.be/muU6boslNcA

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:50:57 No.125486835 Report

Quoted By: >>125486875 >>125487133 >>125488713

>"Not by me."

Kek

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Kek Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:50:57 No.125486836 Report

Quoted By: >>125486850

Kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:51:21 No.125486843 Report

Quoted By: >>125486898

>>125486820
>He does not
Casual. Wally was killing villians on a monthly basis during his run. The ones that are alive are the ones that he made a deal with to not kill innocent civilians.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:51:52 No.125486850 Report

Quoted By: >>125486900 >>125486951

>>125486836
He could still crawl at super speeds

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:53:13 No.125486875 Report

Quoted By: >>125487133

>>125486835

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:53:20 No.125486877 Report

Quoted By: >>125486909 >>125486936

>>125486762
>since DC rebirth has been selling around 2nd place
Really?
If only we could check...
https://www.comichron.com/monthlycomicssales/2016/2016-09.html
Well would you look at that, 11th, under Suicide Squad, Supergirl and Teen Titans. Hmm... maybe you just don't know how to count?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:53:27 No.125486879 Report

Quoted By:

>>125486734
Sounds interesting, is it worth reading?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:54:21 No.125486898 Report

Quoted By: >>125486918

>>125486843
Nice headcanon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:54:23 No.125486900 Report

Quoted By:

>>125486850
>ywn handstand walk at the speed of light
Feels terrible

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:55:05 No.125486909 Report

Quoted By: >>125486933

>>125486877
Nice cherrypick retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:55:35 No.125486918 Report

Quoted By: >>125486959

>>125486898
Can bat niggers not read?
See >>125478681

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:55:51 No.125486925 Report

Quoted By: >>125487133 >>125488467

>"It's all about me! Me! ME ME ME ME ME!" ~Buttman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:56:16 No.125486933 Report

Quoted By: >>125486974 >>125487067

>>125486909
You said "since rebirth". But here you go, retard.
https://www.comichron.com/monthlycomicssales/2017/2017-03.html
11th again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:56:23 No.125486936 Report

Quoted By:

>>125486877
>looks at only 1 month
Amazing

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:57:09 No.125486951 Report

Quoted By:

>>125486850
Yeah but it would be harder to fight for him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:57:17 No.125486959 Report

Quoted By: >>125486966

>>125486918
Nice headcanon, faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:57:33 No.125486966 Report

Quoted By:

>>125486959
Is this how Batfags "argue"?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:58:03 No.125486974 Report

Quoted By: >>125487049

>>125486933
https://www.comichron.com/monthlycomicssales/2017/2017-05.html
And then the month after.
We are talking averages dumbshit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:58:13 No.125486976 Report

Quoted By: >>125487000 >>125487100 >>125488439

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:58:26 No.125486981 Report

Quoted By: >>125487085

What the hell is the appeal of Batman? Makes Moonknight look sane.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 18:59:30 No.125487000 Report

Quoted By:

>>125486976
NOW'S YOUR CHANCE BATMAN
RAPE THE JOKER

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:01:08 No.125487036 Report

Quoted By: >>125487107

This is all Tower of Babel's fault. That storyline basically cemented that Joker can never die or face any actual consequences for his actions, but on the other hand Batman was apparently chomping at the bit to set Martian Manhunter on fire or shoot Flash with the lightspeed seizure bullet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:01:46 No.125487049 Report

Quoted By: >>125487074

>>125486974
Gee I wonder why I sold better... idiot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:02:49 No.125487067 Report

Quoted By: >>125487110 >>125487118

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:03:19 No.125487074 Report

Quoted By:

>>125487049
Nice excuse. Butthurt

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:03:50 No.125487085 Report

Quoted By:

>>125486981
Mentally ill man fighting mentally ill people. America is filled with the mentally ill. You do the math

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:04:27 No.125487100 Report

Quoted By: >>125487972 >>125488009 >>125488247

>>125486976
I love how comic book writers pretend getting shot in the leg is no big deal. At best he may never walk again, at worst he is going to die by bleeding out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:04:51 No.125487107 Report

Quoted By: >>125487207

>>125487036
If you want to get technical, you could blame Identity Crisis. The others altered Bat's mind because he was going nuclear over Zantanna and co. mindraping Dr. Light over him literally raping Sue Dibny.

I guess rapists are off the hook too if Batman has his way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:04:58 No.125487110 Report

Quoted By:

>>125487067
Bat trannies BTFO. God they are pathetic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:05:23 No.125487118 Report

Quoted By: >>125487140 >>125487153 >>125487168 >>125487240

>>125487067
>first link
>Flash in 10th and 12th placed
Okay retard. "cherrypicking".

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:06:01 No.125487133 Report

Quoted By: >>125489291

>>125486925
>>125486875
>>125486835
>>125486815
>>125486795
This shit's fucking hilarious. No wonder he ends up abandoned, alone and broken in the mansion

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:06:30 No.125487140 Report

Quoted By: >>125487156 >>125487160

>>125487118
Holy fucking shit Batniggers are retarded. Fucking holy shit.
>He's the 2nd best selling DC hero
>B-BUT HE'S 10TH PLACE!
Bat niggers can't fucking read

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:07:00 No.125487153 Report

Quoted By:

>>125487118
I can't tell if this is bait or if Bat trannies are really this retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:07:10 No.125487156 Report

Quoted By:

>>125487140
Anything to save their overrated bloated Batgod.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:07:29 No.125487160 Report

Quoted By: >>125487175 >>125487187 >>125487204 >>125487240

>>125487140
>>He's the 2nd best selling DC hero
But he's clearly not, and you provided proof of this
>check last link
Fucking 16th...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:07:42 No.125487168 Report

Quoted By:

>>125487118
This is how retarded Bat cock suckers are

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:08:13 No.125487175 Report

Quoted By: >>125487195

>>125487160
>He's not
This is how fucking retarded Bat niggers are. They literally can't read.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:08:51 No.125487187 Report

Quoted By:

>>125487160
>I-I'm only pretending to be retarded
Why are Batfags like this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:09:03 No.125487194 Report

Quoted By:

>>125478570
Almost literally everyone>Batfag

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:09:04 No.125487195 Report

Quoted By: >>125487240

>>125487175
Someone can't read... but it's not me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:09:23 No.125487204 Report

Quoted By:

>>125487160
>Cherrypick
>Get called out on it
>Now make an even more retarded excuse

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:09:28 No.125487207 Report

Quoted By: >>125487287 >>125487295

>>125487107
Heroes don't kill nor do they mind wipe people

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:10:08 No.125487216 Report

Quoted By:

>>125486749
See >>125486803
DC is just run by dumb Batwankers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:10:31 No.125487228 Report

Quoted By:

>>125486749
So... never?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:10:44 No.125487232 Report

Quoted By:

>>125486236
>Your post literally proves him right.
>Flash only see the aftermath of the battle

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:11:12 No.125487240 Report

Quoted By: >>125487281 >>125487283

>>125487160
>>125487195
>>125487118
Pretending to be retarded is against the rules.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:12:56 No.125487281 Report

Quoted By:

>>125487240
Ya fumin'

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:12:58 No.125487283 Report

Quoted By:

>>125487240
Sometimes I think /co/ doesn't actually have Batfans, just people shitposting and pretending to be Batfag casuals to make /co/ mad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:13:18 No.125487287 Report

Quoted By:

>>125487207
Beats the alternative of having a relentless psychotic murderer and rapist from going after everyone's loved ones who can't defend themselves.
Batman probably wants to lock him up, and what's the first thing Light is going to do after ditching whatever prison they toss him in?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:13:59 No.125487295 Report

Quoted By:

>>125487207
Wally does and he's the best hero DC has

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:15:30 No.125487326 Report

Quoted By:

>>125479545
>city
Joker is a criminal that would falls under all levels of jurisdiction, from municipal to the Hague, but for some reason a mass murderer always go to a municipal asylum with an awful record.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:16:56 No.125487353 Report

Quoted By:

Gotham must be some retarded liberal hell hole that thinks the death penalty and officers killing in self defense is never ok.
Do we know how Bruce votes? I'm assuming he is a Hillary supporter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:18:00 No.125487375 Report

Quoted By:

>>125480062
I forgot how shitty Johns dialogue was

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:19:00 No.125487390 Report

Quoted By:

>>125478695
>He's a shit hero
This
>no powers
>muh parents
>muh morafaggotry
>muh plot armor

>normalfags and in the DC universe people treat him as the best hero ever
Because his infinite merch and self insert potential.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:20:35 No.125487417 Report

Quoted By:

>>125485539
Kek

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:21:10 No.125487434 Report

Quoted By: >>125487462 >>125487472

*Sniff Sniff*
Yep. Smells like Jealousy in here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:22:17 No.125487455 Report

Quoted By:

The issue with Batman is that he forces the rest of the DC universe to forever be in status Quo hell
>Want to replace Barry with Wally
>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T HAVE A NEW HERO IT WILL MAKE BATMAN LOOK OLD (Didio actually said this)
>Want to replace Supes with his son
>NOOOOO IT WILL MAKE BATMAN LOOK OLD
>Want to have a new GL
>BATMAN OLD

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:22:48 No.125487462 Report

Quoted By:

>>125487434
Batman is thinking about joker in that pic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:23:19 No.125487472 Report

Quoted By:

>>125487434
Wally has fucked 10X as many women as Batman. This is literally canonically fact.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:24:42 No.125487493 Report

Quoted By: >>125487536

>>125479261
More powerful

Ok? I didnt know he was unkillable? Flash stopped him, what stopped him from killiing him?

probably speed force

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:25:44 No.125487516 Report

Quoted By: >>125487560 >>125487571 >>125489536

>>125479315
new york doesnt have the death penalty

because like every character in every media, they dont die if theyre a franchise

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:26:46 No.125487536 Report

Quoted By: >>125487675

>>125487493
Wally hasn't really dealt with Grodd much, Barry has. Also Grodd doesn't actually kill nearly as much as most Bat villians.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:26:49 No.125487537 Report

Quoted By:

>>125479430
how can he yeet who he cant find?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:27:43 No.125487560 Report

Quoted By:

>>125487516
Gotham has the death penalty. That's literally what Joker's dealing with in that page - he's trying to avoid it after the court started reconsidering his case.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:28:10 No.125487571 Report

Quoted By:

>>125487516
Even if Gotham did execute the Joker, Batman probably has some industrial grade Joker cloning machine so he would never be without his husbando.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:28:54 No.125487586 Report

Quoted By: >>125487610 >>125487755

You mean this Flash?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:29:52 No.125487602 Report

Quoted By:

Let's be honest, how much does Bruce pay corrupt judges and lawyers to allow the Joker to avoid death?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:30:23 No.125487610 Report

Quoted By: >>125488344

>>125487586
Next few pages
Top get's topped

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:30:31 No.125487612 Report

Quoted By: >>125487699

>>125478681
>Why can't other heroes be this reasonable? It's basic fucking logic.
I 100% guarantee you that its global copyright issues and gigacorperations trying to make a universe and some characters just cant piggyback on a multiverse idea. Killing off the joker "for good" and using some magical amulet can only be done so many times before it gets old but actually leaving him dead in the universe forever is bad for business as even testing out a new supervillain requires a global copyright which takes millions and days, if not months to do so.

So the popular villains get to stay forever under the never ending cycle of the "no kill" rule

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:33:23 No.125487675 Report

Quoted By:

>>125487536
>Also Grodd doesn't actually kill nearly as much as most Bat villians.
lmao this casual

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:34:34 No.125487699 Report

Quoted By: >>125487730

>>125487612
yup

In every story thats out of the Forever Loop, and has a beginning, middle and end...Joker dies. Hes destined to die lol

But because they stay forever the same age for 100 years in Comic Limbo, Joker never dies, Batman never stays retired

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:35:36 No.125487720 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:35:59 No.125487730 Report

Quoted By: >>125487808

>>125487699
This is why DC needs an "ultimate" universe where the plot goes forward.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:36:11 No.125487736 Report

Quoted By:

>>125485285
I mean, wasn't that canon since The Death of Superman, that he, at the time, killed Doomsday and went down with him.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:37:09 No.125487755 Report

Quoted By: >>125487790 >>125487818

>>125487586
Yep. Same one that gets beaten to a whimpering little pulp by the fucking Riddler. KEK!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:38:30 No.125487777 Report

Quoted By: >>125487814

Batman is like the Punisher, can't be used in a shared universe with super human hitters. Batman works when he is the vigilante dealing with criminals in a single city without demigod heroes in the next city and mass murderers wreaking havoc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:38:59 No.125487790 Report

Quoted By:

>>125487755
Wrong Flash casual

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:39:06 No.125487793 Report

Quoted By:

Bruce set Manhunter on fire to check if it was him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:39:42 No.125487808 Report

Quoted By: >>125487827

>>125487730
i want that to be the normal universe lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:39:51 No.125487814 Report

Quoted By: >>125487862

>>125487777
>"B-batman can't be used in a shared universe because otherwise he'll upstage my beta self-insert and make him look bad by being cooler than him!"
Pathetic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:39:59 No.125487818 Report

Quoted By: >>125487906

>>125487755
>Retard can't tell Barry and Wally apart
Batfags

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:40:35 No.125487827 Report

Quoted By:

>>125487808
I do to but at this point any progression would be ok by me. Even retarded SJW replacing everyone with a gay black man as long as SOMETHING happens

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:41:25 No.125487841 Report

Quoted By: >>125487855 >>125487866 >>125487902 >>125487908 >>125487948

Batman >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Riddler >>> Flash
Dem's just the facts, bro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:42:07 No.125487855 Report

Quoted By:

>>125487841
RF>>>>>Batman

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:42:26 No.125487862 Report

Quoted By: >>125487908

>>125487814
No, it just makes him look like an autistic deranged micromanagement incompetent buffon who can't deal with a murderous clown.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:42:37 No.125487866 Report

Quoted By:

>>125487841
Batman isn't better than anyone because he is the only hero that makes his city worse, not better

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:43:06 No.125487883 Report

Quoted By: >>125488130

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:44:04 No.125487902 Report

Quoted By: >>125487928 >>125488421

>>125487841
Batman is the only DC hero to lose Death battle
he's a loser

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:44:17 No.125487906 Report

Quoted By:

>>125487818
Hey, go easy on Batards. They're just looking up to a "hero" who's just as broken and braindead as them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:44:22 No.125487908 Report

Quoted By: >>125487921 >>125487930 >>125487948

>>125487841
>>125487862
Batman = Murderous Clown >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Riddler >>> Flash.
Seethe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:44:51 No.125487921 Report

Quoted By: >>125487943

>>125487908
Batman loses to a clown.
Clown>Batman

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:45:21 No.125487928 Report

Quoted By: >>125487955

>>125487902
Who'd he lose agaisnt? I need to give them a handshake and fifty dollar bill.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:45:22 No.125487930 Report

Quoted By: >>125487966

>>125487908
Wally>>>>>>>>Clown>>>>>>Batman>Riddler>Barry

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:45:36 No.125487934 Report

Quoted By:

>>125486580
God, the animated adaptation is so much better

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:45:53 No.125487943 Report

Quoted By: >>125487964 >>125487966 >>125487973 >>125488050

>>125487921
Flash loses to Batman.
Batman>Flash

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:46:04 No.125487948 Report

Quoted By:

>>125487908
>>125487841
You're just embarrassing yourself Anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:46:28 No.125487955 Report

Quoted By: >>125487965

>>125487928
Spidey

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:46:58 No.125487964 Report

Quoted By: >>125488012

>>125487943
Not Wally. He beat Batman and Batkek. Sorry Batcasual

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:46:59 No.125487965 Report

Quoted By:

>>125487955
Well in that case, wtf I love Spiderman now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:47:00 No.125487966 Report

Quoted By: >>125487990 >>125488001

>>125487930
>Wally
>Lost to >>125487943 and was min draped into being Batman's Slave bitch
>This cope
LMAO THE STATE OF WALLYKEKS

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:47:02 No.125487967 Report

Quoted By:

>>125478856
Because he is best boy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:47:12 No.125487972 Report

Quoted By:

>>125487100
Yeah, the highest pressure blood vessels are in the legs, another thing that pisses me off is getting shot in the shoulder area, as if arteries aren't located there.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:47:11 No.125487973 Report

Quoted By: >>125487985 >>125489000

>>125487943
>Batman has trouble with a Clown and Mobsters with Guns

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:48:00 No.125487985 Report

Quoted By:

>>125487973
Based Hal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:48:11 No.125487990 Report

Quoted By:

>>125487966
Wally beat Batman and Batkek. Sorry

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:48:42 No.125488001 Report

Quoted By: >>125488049

>>125487966
>Wally lost to
Where?
All I see is Wally beating Batman
see >>125478856
see >>125486546

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:49:03 No.125488009 Report

Quoted By:

>>125487100
comic book writers thought that sealing the San Andreas fault line would stop earthquakes anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:49:12 No.125488012 Report

Quoted By: >>125488041 >>125488050

>>125487964
>Wallytard is too stupid to even read
Lmao, Batkek beat Wally and let him get away as part of the plan. Thanks to Wally's stupidity Batkek got ultimate power from the Mobius Chair.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:49:17 No.125488015 Report

Quoted By:

>>125478681
based af

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:50:20 No.125488041 Report

Quoted By: >>125488066

>>125488012
>Batkek beat Wally
lol.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:50:51 No.125488049 Report

Quoted By: >>125488061 >>125488071

>>125488001
Sixth Dimension arc, Bruce effortlessly defeats Earth's heroes and mindrapes the entire world + him into being his bitches. Same thing happened in Death Metal. Batkek did the same.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:50:55 No.125488050 Report

Quoted By:

>>125488012
>>125487943
Oh look, it's a Batkek seethe thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:50:58 No.125488052 Report

Quoted By: >>125488121

>>125486116
Please be a troll

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:51:28 No.125488061 Report

Quoted By: >>125488066

>>125488049
And yet batkek lost to Wally.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:51:44 No.125488064 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:51:52 No.125488066 Report

Quoted By: >>125488079

>>125488041
All according to plan, buddy
:)
>>125488061
Batkek let Wally run away. Wally was on

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:52:03 No.125488071 Report

Quoted By: >>125488101

>>125488049
>NOOOOOOO EVIL BATMAN WANTED TO LOSE TO WALLY IT WAS ALL APART OF HIS PLAN
lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:52:35 No.125488079 Report

Quoted By:

>>125488066
>I WANTED TO LOSE I WANTED TO LOSE I WANTED TO LOSE
Lol.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:53:25 No.125488101 Report

Quoted By: >>125488113

>>125488071
Why yes, Batkek did allow Wally to run way in fear like a bitch, because it led to him getting the Crisis Energy.
He also killed the Wally of the Dark Multiverse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:53:28 No.125488102 Report

Quoted By:

>>125479233
>talking monkey
How dare shit on Grodd, you filthy little batwanker!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:53:28 No.125488103 Report

Quoted By: >>125488127 >>125488174

>Batfag loses so hard he has to bring up Batkek
>Batkek also loses to Wally
You can't make this shit up

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:54:00 No.125488113 Report

Quoted By: >>125488160

>>125488101
>He also killed the Wally of the Dark Multiverse.
You mean Barry.
>I-I wanted to lose to Wally
lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:54:37 No.125488121 Report

Quoted By:

>>125488052
I remember that well-thought-out essay on why Spiderman was more realistic than Batman. I thought it was crazy at the time but now it makes so much sense.

God, I miss those simpler times when Batwank wasn't an epidemic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:54:51 No.125488127 Report

Quoted By: >>125488138 >>125488146 >>125488159

>>125488103
>Flashtards never read the comic
KEK
Wally ran away from Batkek because Batkek beat him up as Wallyhattan. And then Batkek allowed him to get away as part of the plan, Wally never even fought Batkek because the entire plan was to run way scared

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:55:00 No.125488130 Report

Quoted By:

>>125487883
Spidey bros > bat bros

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:55:19 No.125488138 Report

Quoted By:

>>125488127
>Ran away
You mean he beat Batkek in a race. Stay mad. Too Slow

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:55:51 No.125488146 Report

Quoted By:

>>125488127
2 SLOW
S
L
O
W

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:56:21 No.125488158 Report

Quoted By:

Everything the Joker does is Batman's fault. He is responsible for everything The Joker does.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:56:22 No.125488159 Report

Quoted By: >>125488188

>>125488127
>Get challenged to race
>Lose race
>I WANTED TO LOSE THE RACE IT WAS ALL APART OF MY PLAN I WANTED TO LOSE
lol

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:56:22 No.125488160 Report

Quoted By: >>125488173 >>125488179 >>125488186

>>125488113
No, I mean Wally. Batkek killed everyone on his alternate timeline Earth, including The Spectre and the Monitors. Wally of the real earth ran away crying like a bitch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:57:03 No.125488173 Report

Quoted By:

>>125488160
>Lose race
>H-He ran away
lol.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:57:09 No.125488174 Report

Quoted By:

>>125488103
You'd think they would be exhausting themselves to drag the goalposts down the field. Batfags are an embarrassment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:57:22 No.125488179 Report

Quoted By:

>>125488160
Can you post a readable image?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:57:36 No.125488186 Report

Quoted By: >>125488229

>>125488160
Man, Batfag sure is mad over losing that race

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:57:46 No.125488188 Report

Quoted By: >>125488197 >>125488213

>>125488159
>Get challenged to a race
OH NO, FLASHBROS WE DON'T KNOW HOW TO READ?
Wally was running away because Batkek beat him up, stole his Manhattan powers and knocked him off the Mobius Chair. He was running for his life, and playing into Batkek's plans the entire time

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:58:27 No.125488197 Report

Quoted By:

>>125488188
And yet he still beat Batkek.
2 Slow
Sorry.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:59:10 No.125488213 Report

Quoted By: >>125488258

>>125488188
And at the end of the day he still lost to Wally. Funny isn't it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:59:46 No.125488229 Report

Quoted By:

>>125488186
>IT WAS ME, BATKEK! I MADE YOU LOSE THE RACE! MEEE!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 19:59:49 No.125488230 Report

Quoted By: >>125488248 >>125488271 >>125488955

Reminder that Wally died to Bruce's robosemen

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:00:47 No.125488247 Report

Quoted By:

>>125487100
doesn't "At best he may never walk again" mean "at best he is not permanently injured?"
It's still a serious injury in the real world, but you are saying that there is a chance that it works out as intended.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:00:51 No.125488248 Report

Quoted By:

>>125488230
That's Barry retard

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:01:21 No.125488258 Report

Quoted By: >>125488361 >>125488378 >>125488396 >>125488457

>>125488213
Hmm...Nah.
End of the day Wally gave Batkek omnipotence like a retard, then begged Wonder Woman to save him

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:01:43 No.125488271 Report

Quoted By:

>>125488230
>Wally
Fucking Batfag doesn't even know that's Barry.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:04:12 No.125488322 Report

Quoted By:

How does Batman go from being so powerful, omnipotent beyond omnipotent, being able to simultaneously create and destroy infinite omniverses forever, being able to alter all of infinite reality by saying "I'm Batman" and becoming real so he can invent himself and write his own comic books in real life, yet has so much trouble fighting a Clown and Mobsters?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:05:08 No.125488344 Report

Quoted By:

>>125487610
I think that's called a switch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:05:20 No.125488347 Report

Quoted By:

List of characters Wally has canonically had sex with. This list is incomplete.
No other DC hero has had sex with as many other heroes/villians or characters.
Raven
Donna
Artemis
Lilith
Linda Park (Earth 32, Earth prime and New Earth)
Tanya Spears
Tina McGee
Jesse Wells
Julie Jackam
Angela Margolin
Artemis Crock
Angela Margolin
Karin Preus
Lashawn Baez
Tanya Spears
Tina McGee
Tina McGee
Trudy Powell
Frances 'Frankie' Kane

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:05:51 No.125488361 Report

Quoted By:

>>125488258
He still lost the race.
Cope

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:06:22 No.125488378 Report

Quoted By: >>125488431

>>125488258
>Gain omnipotence
>Still lose
amazing

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:07:12 No.125488396 Report

Quoted By:

>>125488258
>NOOOO HE WANTED TO LOSE TO WALLY
Amazing argument

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:07:45 No.125488411 Report

Quoted By: >>125488422 >>125488435

>AAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WONDER WOMAN PLEASE SAVE ME FROM BATMAN!
What kind of Cuck needs a woman to save him from someone without powers?
OH WAIT, WALLY DOES!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:08:24 No.125488421 Report

Quoted By:

>>125487902
He's gonna lose again to the Iron Chad

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:08:25 No.125488422 Report

Quoted By:

>>125488411
And yet Batkek still lost to Wally. The more cope posts you make the sadder it gets

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:08:53 No.125488431 Report

Quoted By: >>125488445 >>125488465

>>125488378
>Still lose
To Wonder Woman and The Source.
Lucky she was there to save Wally from Batman a 2nd time

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:09:01 No.125488435 Report

Quoted By: >>125488462

>>125488411
Bat casuals realize they lost and now have to use Batkek who also lost

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:09:16 No.125488439 Report

Quoted By:

>>125486976
>No I cant kill people thats up to the police and courts to decide
>NOOO Police chief dont kill him in justified self defense!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:09:32 No.125488445 Report

Quoted By:

>>125488431
And to Wally when he lost the race to him. Sorry

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:10:01 No.125488457 Report

Quoted By:

>>125488258
>Omnipotence
>Just throws planets around.
Superman can do this. I think Monarch did more, even.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:10:07 No.125488460 Report

Quoted By:

>>125479734
>or the Joker has some sort of hidden, anarchy based superpower that allows him to do whatever he wants whenever he wants.

I actually think it's this. It's the in-universe very real power of madness. Itks some kind of villainous karma. Think about Delerium of the Endless, or Gotham's supernatural components. Joker is supernaturally aware of things, he talks with Lex Luthor about Death of the Endless in that one book.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:10:09 No.125488462 Report

Quoted By: >>125488478

>>125488435
'Cept Batkek won. Wally begged Diana to save him and then ran away scared.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:10:17 No.125488465 Report

Quoted By: >>125488883

>>125488431
2

slow

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:10:24 No.125488467 Report

Quoted By:

>>125486925
What comic

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:10:46 No.125488476 Report

Quoted By: >>125488488 >>125488493

After reading this fucking disaster of a thread, it can be easily surmised that Batfaggots are more cancerous than all other fanbases combined.
Can't wait for the 404.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:10:48 No.125488478 Report

Quoted By:

>>125488462
>Batkek won
He lost the race
Sorry

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:11:14 No.125488488 Report

Quoted By: >>125488503 >>125488549 >>125488578

>>125488476
>Jealous that Batman is a Chad
Flashbabs...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:11:28 No.125488493 Report

Quoted By:

>>125488476
Now you see why people hate Batfags. But it explains why DC writes him as such a Mary sue

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:11:59 No.125488503 Report

Quoted By: >>125488539

>>125488488
Wally fucked more characters than anyone in DC canon. Batman is an incel

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:13:08 No.125488531 Report

Quoted By:

>>125479748
>That's why antibatfags are worse than batfags
t. Batfaggot

>>125479764
>Because most other heroes aren’t this blatantly stupid or are given half as much attention
This

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:13:13 No.125488534 Report

Quoted By:

Reminder that Batman is the only DC character in Death battle to lose. Not only did he lose he lost twice to Spidey and Black Panther.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:13:22 No.125488539 Report

Quoted By: >>125488559 >>125488578 >>125489121

>>125488503
Batman could beat the shit out of Wally and rape all his girlfriends.
>n-n-no he couldn--
Final Batsuit. The End.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:13:40 No.125488549 Report

Quoted By:

>>125488488
>Chad
Fucker starts stammering when he cant have catwoman

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:14:05 No.125488559 Report

Quoted By:

>>125488539
>Batkek loses to Wally
>N-NO BATMAN C-COULD TOTALLY
Sure he can.
Then why is he an incel while Wally fucks 100 girls?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:14:25 No.125488565 Report

Quoted By:

>>125478890
It's good to keep his ego in check.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:15:01 No.125488578 Report

Quoted By:

>>125488539
>>125488488
This is Sigma male incel cope

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:15:36 No.125488592 Report

Quoted By:

Wally is an Alpha male
Bruce is a Sigma male

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:16:28 No.125488609 Report

Quoted By: >>125488627

>>125480248
Oh I see
Batman always wins through awful writing
No wonder his fanbase is so bad

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:17:28 No.125488627 Report

Quoted By:

>>125488609
He didn't finish the comic. RF beats batman an inch away from death, then RF gets killed by Blue dick and Barry has to save Batman from death

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:17:35 No.125488629 Report

Quoted By:

>Batman needs endless writer wank and plot armor to do anything in a level on even one of the weakest speedsters, Barry Allen.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:20:06 No.125488681 Report

Quoted By: >>125488695 >>125488697 >>125488708 >>125488721 >>125488723 >>125488737

>Smarter than Wally
>Stronger than Wally
>Faster than Wally
>More attractive than Wally
>More Badass than Wally
>Girlfriend is hotter than Wally's
>Has defeated the Justice League and killed Wally in countless dimensions
>Doesn't even need Superpowers
It's no wonder Wallycucks are so insecure against this Alpha CHAD. He better keep a tight watch on Linda or she won't be able to help herself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:20:44 No.125488695 Report

Quoted By:

>>125488681
Must suck to be so delusional.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:20:44 No.125488697 Report

Quoted By:

>>125488681
And yet Batman is an incel while Wally has canonically fucked more women than any other DC hero.
Funny how that works. Sorry Batcel

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:21:04 No.125488704 Report

Quoted By: >>125488720 >>125488960

>>125478681
Wtf, is wally a conservative? I can't believe I liked this chud

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:21:15 No.125488708 Report

Quoted By:

>>125488681
Batman is a Sigma. Aka an incel looking for excuses

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:21:22 No.125488713 Report

Quoted By:

>>125486835
HAHAHAHA

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:21:46 No.125488720 Report

Quoted By: >>125488749 >>125488753 >>125488960 >>125489020

>>125488704
>Wtf, is wally a conservative?
Yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:21:48 No.125488721 Report

Quoted By: >>125488756

>>125488681
>Smarter then Wally
Do Batcucks really?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:22:03 No.125488723 Report

Quoted By:

>>125488681
You forgot he takes it up the ass by a clown who killed his sidekick and countless others

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:22:31 No.125488737 Report

Quoted By:

>>125488681
Bat"man": Bluepilled and an incel
Wally: Redpilled and a chad

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:22:59 No.125488749 Report

Quoted By: >>125488825

>>125488720
Wild how relevant this is to this day

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:23:08 No.125488753 Report

Quoted By:

>>125488720
Based Wally.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:23:13 No.125488756 Report

Quoted By: >>125488762 >>125488798 >>125490730

>>125488721
Batman's canonically the 2nd smartest on Earth. Lex thinks he's number 1.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:23:33 No.125488762 Report

Quoted By: >>125488797

>>125488756
If he's so smart why is he an incel?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:24:44 No.125488797 Report

Quoted By: >>125488812 >>125488833 >>125488878

>>125488762
He's too busy fucking Catomwna to make time for Linda. But Wally doesn't have to worry, she'll get her turn riding the Bat-Train.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:24:44 No.125488798 Report

Quoted By: >>125488841

>>125488756
>Canonically
>Because an alt universe Lex said so
Lex isn't even that smart

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:25:22 No.125488812 Report

Quoted By: >>125488853

>>125488797
>W-Wally you are so glad i'm simping for a cat while you fuck literally hundreds of women while I have to beg for sex
lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:25:59 No.125488825 Report

Quoted By:

>>125488749
I bet Green Arrow is sperging out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:26:18 No.125488833 Report

Quoted By:

>>125488797
Catwoman is an old woman. Wally fucks asian girls with fat tits. He also fucked Amazons from Amazonia, aliens, super villians, ect.
Sorry Batcel

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:26:38 No.125488841 Report

Quoted By: >>125488865

>>125488798
Lex is canonically number 1. It's been said so many times that the order is
>Lex
>Bruce
>Mr Terrific
Mr Terrific's literal catchphrase is that he's the 3rd smartest being on earth

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:27:11 No.125488853 Report

Quoted By:

>>125488812
As much as I hate King, I gotta laugh at how pathetic he made Batman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:27:35 No.125488865 Report

Quoted By: >>125488896

>>125488841
>Smartest person
>Can't figure out Superman's "Secret Identity"
>Second smartest person
>Can't stop a clown
>Loses to Harley

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:28:06 No.125488878 Report

Quoted By: >>125488920

>>125488797
>Bat"Begs for Sex"man trying to talk shit on anyone

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:28:18 No.125488883 Report

Quoted By:

>>125488465
>nigeress
>not ginger Wally
No

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:29:00 No.125488896 Report

Quoted By:

>>125488865
Moral of the story is Mister Teriffic is indeed terrific to not be caught up in this

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:30:16 No.125488919 Report

Quoted By: >>125488936 >>125488942 >>125488956 >>125489008

>This makes the Wallycuck seethe
Based Bruce.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:30:17 No.125488920 Report

Quoted By:

>>125488878
P-please Selina. Cat, please. :(

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:31:05 No.125488936 Report

Quoted By:

>>125488919
He got those arms jerking off because he has to beg for sex

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:31:19 No.125488942 Report

Quoted By:

>>125488919
>Still gets curbstomped by a clown

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:32:00 No.125488955 Report

Quoted By:

>>125488230
here's a hint, retard.
Blue Eyes = Barry
Green Eyes = Wally.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:32:00 No.125488956 Report

Quoted By:

>>125488919
Imagine roiding this hard and still having to beg for sex

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:32:18 No.125488960 Report

Quoted By:

>>125488704
>chud
Go away and kys

>>125488720
He's prefect!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:34:36 No.125489000 Report

Quoted By:

>>125487973
he doesnt have trouble beating them

just them staying in jail

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:34:41 No.125489003 Report

Quoted By:

>>125478681
>Reminder that Wally had an entire race of aliens kill themselves and did so with no remorse because said alien race was genociding innocent species.
Based.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:34:48 No.125489004 Report

Quoted By:

Batfags lost so hard in this thread it's pathetic.
I never knew Wally was such a chad getting to fuck a big boobed asian wife on top of being able to fuck any female hero he wants.

Linda Park

Linda Park Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:35:02 No.125489008 Report

Quoted By: >>125489033

>>125488919
I dream about Batman at night sometimes. I know I'm married to Wally but...if Batman came and took me I wouldn't resist. I'd be lucky to have the chance with such an Alpha man as Batman, Wally's just aiming low.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:35:37 No.125489020 Report

Quoted By:

>>125488720
who is he talking to here?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:35:39 No.125489024 Report

Quoted By: >>125489085

An honor to talk to you, Flashfrens. See you on the other side.

Linda Park

Linda Park Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:36:06 No.125489033 Report

Quoted By:

>>125489008
If Batman came and begged for sex like he does I would cuck him so hard with Wally. Wally would fuck me at 1000rpm and cum in my pussy 200 times while Bruce cries. It would be so hot

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:37:59 No.125489085 Report

Quoted By:

>>125489024
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ddi2TBnzdPo

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:39:48 No.125489121 Report

Quoted By: >>125489736

>>125488539
>Weird little yellow things
Batfags not knowing what lightning bolts are. Classic

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:40:25 No.125489136 Report

Quoted By: >>125489171

Do you think Batkek also has to beg for sex?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:42:03 No.125489171 Report

Quoted By:

>>125489136
No, he uses his Robins, lol.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:49:14 No.125489291 Report

Quoted By: >>125489380 >>125489422

>>125487133
Even the DCAU version ends up alone. Say what you will about Terry and the whole mess with Epilogue, but at least he wanted to propose to his GF.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:49:49 No.125489297 Report

Quoted By: >>125489320

Linda Parks is literally perfect.
Post pictures of her

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:51:04 No.125489320 Report

Quoted By:

>>125489297
I thought asians weren't allowed to have fat asses and tits

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:54:00 No.125489380 Report

Quoted By:

>>125489291
>the whole mess with Epilogue
>Even the DCAU version ends up alon
Fool, the whole point of garbage Epilogue and flawed ROTJ is retconing it so the batwankers will get happy ending for Bruce.
>Say what you will about Terry
Dimm raped him and ruined and turned into dumber version of Bruce.
>but at least he wanted to propose to his GF
Dimm still kept as shitty boyfriend as he called in 3 AM and that the only thing the hack kept in character.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:55:43 No.125489422 Report

Quoted By: >>125489476

>>125489291
Lol, Bruce is doomed in any universe.
Meanwhile Jay has Joan, Barry has Iris, and Wally has Linda and the kids.
Any generation of the Flashfam is great.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:58:39 No.125489476 Report

Quoted By: >>125489496 >>125489610

>>125489422
Bruce fixed his relationship with Tim and Barbara in flawed ROTJ and in garbage Epilouge he got biological son in the most contrived way imagine. The only way for Bruce to be happy is get written by hack batwankers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 20:59:40 No.125489496 Report

Quoted By:

>>125489476
*imaginable

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 21:01:13 No.125489536 Report

Quoted By: >>125489582 >>125489660 >>125489691

>>125487516

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 21:03:43 No.125489582 Report

Quoted By: >>125489594 >>125489689

>>125489536
>and they still don't kill Joker

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 21:04:11 No.125489594 Report

Quoted By:

>>125489582
The fucking retardation of Gotham and the Batman mythos is just too much

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 21:05:08 No.125489610 Report

Quoted By: >>125489803

>>125489476
Hate it when writers pull the most inane plot devices out of their ass to make shit work.
This is why that "Spiderman is more realistic than Batman" argument works so well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 21:07:25 No.125489660 Report

Quoted By: >>125489676

>>125489536
>Gotham resides in a state that upholds captial punishment?
Demonstrably false. There hasn't been an execution in Detective Comics since fucking Penny Plunderer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 21:08:08 No.125489676 Report

Quoted By:

>>125489660
New thread >>125489662
I want to see the actual excuses people make for batman's autism

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 21:08:40 No.125489689 Report

Quoted By: >>125489803

>>125489582
You know it's always funny people say that, but Gotham did execute Joker back in the Golden Age.
He still came back.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 21:08:50 No.125489691 Report

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>>125489536
Actually false- New Jersey doesn't have the death penalty

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 21:10:02 No.125489716 Report

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New thread >>125489662
I want to see the actual excuses people make for batman's autism

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 21:10:55 No.125489731 Report

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>>125489691
But Gotham's in Illinois.

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 21:11:02 No.125489736 Report

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>>125489121
THIS is a lightning bolt, boltie boi

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 21:14:10 No.125489803 Report

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>>125489610
>Hate it when writers pull the most inane plot devices out of their ass to make shit work.
Definitely, it's just fan fiction tier of shit writing. I also think Dimm and Dini just subconsciously hate Terry for killing TNBA.
>"Spiderman is more realistic than Batman"
I think everyone is more realistic than Batfag at this point

>>125489689
Just put him in the Phantom Zone then.

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 21:49:40 No.125490537 Report

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>>125489731
Nope, NJ. And Metroplis is across the bay in Delaware. (Which makes sense, of course Lexcorp is headquartered in THE tax haven.)

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 21:51:43 No.125490570 Report

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>>125489736
The cover is the only thing cool about the dark knight returns

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Anonymous Thu 02 Sep 2021 22:00:25 No.125490730 Report

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>>125488756
>Wait is batman dead
typical batwank

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