>>125473182>12 Best Jake the Dog Quotes – Adventure Time!Everyone's favorite magical dog with stretchy powers, Jake the Dog is always there with a funny quip or a word of wisdom. There's a reason he's Finn the Human's right hand man! Relive some of his best moments with these totally math quote-n'-gif combinations.
"I'd rather be dancin' with some babes!"
– Evicted!
Wouldn't we all rather be dancin' with some babes, Jake? There's nothing a dance party can't fix, whether it's with some hot babes, with your BFFs, or just alone in your tree fort.
"I wasn't scared! I was singing! I was singing my scream song. Wooaah! Wooaaooh!"
– Evicted!
Jake is a courageous warrior, but even courageous warriors get scared sometimes. That's okay. Just grab your buddy's hand, and sing your scream song if you need to!
"My subconscious must be hungry, huh?"
– The Witch's Garden
Om nom nom. Like most of us, Jake is very open about the fact that he loves food more than people. So you're hungry all the time? So what. Food is basically the best thing ever, and you should enjoy it.
"I have pants! Spun from spider webs by pixies."
–Donny
It turns out Jake's not as naked as we always believed. I wonder if spiderweb pants are comfortable?
"Let me explain some junk about dating. Right now you're at tier one, which is hugging, but pretty soon you'll be at tier two, which is smooching. Then down the road you'll reach tier five, when she'll let you discover all fifteen feet of her long, beautiful stomach. And after a while you'll make it to tier eight where you touch her horn for the very first time. Very special."
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