I’M A ZOOMAH
I’M NOT A BOOMAH OR A COOMAH OR A DOOMAH
I’M JUST A ZOOMAH
OH MY POSTS ALWAYS SUCK CAUSE I DON’T GIVE A FUCK
GONNA POST REAL LATE AND NEVER HESITATE
I’M A ZOOMAH
WELL SCHOOL IS SUCH A BUMMAH AND I’M SO GLAD IT’S SUMMAH
I’LL NEVER GO TO BED AND ACT LIKE SUCH A SPED
I’M A ZOOMAH
I’M NOT A BOOMAH OR A COOMAH OR A DOOMAH
I’M JUST A ZOOMAH
WELL I CRAWLED OUT OF /POL/ THE PLACE IS SUCH A HOLE
WHEN THEY TELL ME TO GO BACK I GO ON THE ATTACK
I’M A ZOOMAH
I’LL GREENTEXT YOUR POST AND USE THE WOJAK I LIKE MOST
UNTIL THE SCHOOL YEAR STARTS I’LL BE HUFFING MY OWN FARTS
I’M A ZOOMAH
I’M NOT A BOOMAH OR A COOMAH OR A DOOMAH
I’M JUST A ZOOMAH
I KNOW ALL THE BUZZWORDS SO YOU CAN EAT MY TURDS
MOM CALLS ME DOWN FOR DINNAH BUT I WON’T STOP CAUSE I’M A WINNAH
I’M A ZOOMAH
I’LL DERAIL YOUR THREAD AND STOP THE CONVERSATION DEAD
I’VE GOT A BUNCH OF WAIFUS AND I’M DABBING ON THE JEWS
CAUSE I’LL ALWAYS BE ZOOMAH
I’M NOT A BOOMAH OR A COOMAH OR A DOOMAH
I’M JUST A ZOOMAH