The recent He-Man Fabulous Secret Powers thread last week still has me feeling singy so here's
>>124855629 but complete
Hey, Anon
I’m glad you made it
>Wh- what is this?Hey, Anon
As long as you are with us, you are /co/!
It really sounds like the board you're from is overrated
>Ugh, who you are again?But now you’re here
We’re never gonna leave you alone
>Because we have no sense of boundaries!‘Cause you made it to Shitpostworld!
And nothing better represents our world
Than this colorful collection of screaming and spamming
Half-animal, half-man things
screaming cope seethe Di-alate~
You’re welcome in Shitpostworld!
It’s the place you'll never be a woman, churl
We’re all different
But we’re always together
It’s awful~
We’re kind of codependent
But we’re happier this way!
I mean, technically, sure
We are at war
With a ruthless horde
Of crossboard culture warriors~
(Will you- Shh! The mods said not to talk about that!)
But hey~
Let’s just pretend that OP's gay~
You made it to Shitpostworld!
Join our herd of shitpost boys and shitpost "girls"
And I promise you will never find
Anywhere shittier
Fun never ends!
When you’re-
-posting in-
In Shitpostworrrld~
>Wah-Aah! 
