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Just a major up-, just a small update. Well, I just wanted to, uh, ask a small favor. You know what would really inspire me to continue doing the comics? I tell you what--[removes glasses, grows more stern]--you take down that ED page forever. Take it down. It and al-, everything about it, including the, the discussion pages. Everything. Delete it.
[sighs] Because you don't, because that thing has been bothering me for so ma-, for that long time. And you know how the expression, "Too many cooks spoil the broth?" Well, call it, this was "too many crooks." Too many crooks! TOO MANY CROOKS! And that ED page is one of those crooks. Every page, every word on the discussion page, is a crook.
Mmmm! It just makes me really [tries to flex nonexistent muscles] angry! Nnngh, nngh! Nnnngh! You know how it makes me angry? [reaches off-camera; after jump cut, picks up the Clown Doll with Clyde's picture taped to it] This is Clyde.
[jump cut to Chris holding doll in right hand and making fist with left] And this is how angry I am for every waking moment that that ED page is up. [punches doll so hard the paper comes off of it; he punches it some more, then reaches down to retrieve picture and rips it in half] NNNGH!
[looks into camera, sneering] You want me to calm down? [voice cracking] YOU WANT ME TO CALM DOWN? You want me to draw the comics? YOU TAKE DOWN THAT ED PAGE! [picks up piece of picture, puts it back on doll] Or Clyde is...BAM! [resumes punching his clown]
