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In life humans have a set goal to get into a relationship with someone else, but what if there was an alternative to this? Behold, the dakimakura, more commonly known as the anime body pillow, it is an invention that allows the user to be better, stronger and more capable then they would without one. It is a common belief among people that having a dakimakura is for autists, retards, and autistic retards, but let me tell you that the exact opposite is true. That’s what we’re here to discuss for today, whether dakimakura’s are better than real relationships.
There is a certain event that you may have heard of back then in 2014. It was known as the Isla Vista shooting, and the man who was at the helm of this act of horror went by the name of Elliot Rodger. He was a guy who tried so hard to get a girlfriend, and when it didn’t pan out for him, he ended up being driven to murder his fellow human beings and then himself. Another shooting that happened more recently was done by a fellow named Randy Stair who was also in a similar boat and so he committed suicide because of it. These fates could have been avoided if they had anime body pillows by their sides to keep them company. There have been numerous shootings that have erupted because of an individuals desire to fornicate with the opposite gender. Research shows that while there have been numerous deaths over that sort of thing, there have been zero deaths caused by anime body pillows. The fact that anime body pillows pacify the user, is one of the many proofs that anime body pillows can only benefit mankind.
Rejection is a one of the worst things in the world, both to dish out and to experience for yourself. Research has shown that rejection can lead to depression and in some cases, suicide. An anime body pillow will not reject you, anime body pillows always stay loyal till the very end. There has been a case study that show
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