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Anonymous Sun 27 Jun 17:14:14 2021 No.124056625 View Reply Original Report

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How did Bobby grow up to be

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jun 2021 17:19:51 No.124056717 Report

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Fine, found his place amongst an improv group. an excellent cook but tries to get into the world of stand up.

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jun 2021 17:21:30 No.124056743 Report

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>>124056625
How?
Special Ed.
Who?
Probably turned into another Cotton in college.

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jun 2021 17:23:22 No.124056770 Report

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>>124056625
do the have sex?

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jun 2021 17:28:26 No.124056854 Report

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>>124056770
if you've never read that "Bobby councils gay Chris and Bart" comic, the sequel has Bobby in a poly relationship with Joseph and Connie. it's as gay and terrible as you can imagine.

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jun 2021 17:30:07 No.124056880 Report

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>>124056854
post it

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jun 2021 17:35:05 No.124056939 Report

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>>124056625
>bobby grows more chadly
>joseph virginizes
>connie becomes her mother

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jun 2021 17:36:25 No.124056961 Report

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>>124056625
A manlet. Like for real. Not the joke 5'9 Manlet but a textbook definition of a Manlet.

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jun 2021 17:40:53 No.124057044 Report

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>>124056625
Reminder that these 3 are canonically just a few years away from being in their 40s (Bobby was born in 1985)

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jun 2021 17:42:55 No.124057073 Report

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>>124056625
bobby is a chad

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jun 2021 17:48:36 No.124057162 Report

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jun 2021 18:20:53 No.124057717 Report

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>>124056625
Be what? Jonah crushed his spine

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jun 2021 19:00:14 No.124058453 Report

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>Wanders into an old-school akido school looking for Japanese candy.
>Answers zen koans correctly off the top of his head.
>Learns 1 move and throws the assistant instructor across the room.
>Changes his name to "Geese" as a joke but it sticks.
>Falls ass backwards into taking over south town.

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jun 2021 19:01:05 No.124058469 Report

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>>124056854
>the sequel has Bobby in a poly relationship with Joseph and Connie
I was trying to look for that one a while ago but couldn't find it, post if you have it

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jun 2021 19:06:19 No.124058568 Report

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>>124056625
I always imagined he would have a steady job in propane, but would always have some wacky sidegig relating to his interested (cook, trivia star, shooting range advisor, comedian, etc..)

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jun 2021 19:06:24 No.124058570 Report

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>>124056854
Fuck off

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jun 2021 19:07:05 No.124058587 Report

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>>124056880
It’s nice.
https://imgur.com/gallery/T0pqj

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jun 2021 19:08:23 No.124058615 Report

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>>124056854
>Joseph bangs connie’s brains out and bobby gets to watch sometimes.
The perfect relationship.

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jun 2021 19:39:30 No.124059149 Report

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>>124056625
Most realistic outcome? Owns a food truck or restaurant that does pretty well, and does stand-up for fun on the weekends.

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jun 2021 19:41:20 No.124059183 Report

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>>124059149
This is the most realistic
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/13591393/1/King-of-the-Hill-The-Adult-Nightlife-of-Bobby-Hill

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jun 2021 20:18:05 No.124059855 Report

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>>124056625
joseph gets scouted for college football, gets injured and moves back to arlen. hank gets him a job selling propane, joseph takes to it and grows close to hank as a father figure.
bobby tried stand-up, but realized it wasn't for him and took up writing, telling embellished stories from his childhood that eventually gets picked up as an animated series
connie got her degree, only for the parents to pressure in to moving back to arlen where she works as a real estate agent

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jun 2021 20:20:46 No.124059899 Report

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>>124056961
Not likely. Hank is 6'2 and Cotton was 6'4, before Tojo done blowed his shins off. Bobby would be 6'0 at the least.

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jun 2021 20:22:41 No.124059937 Report

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>>124058587
>https://imgur.com/gallery/T0pqj
they were asking for the sequel. It used to be a bitch to find but it's on the creator's tumblr here: https://panic-volkushka.tumblr.com/post/146046796495/its-here-a-hard-copy-version-of-my-comic

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jun 2021 20:23:36 No.124059954 Report

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>>124059855
I could kind of believe Joseph's part, Bobby's first part maybe, but stories? Nah, he'd end up a famous chef/restauranteur or something, maybe even a voice actor for a comedy cartoon series

Connie's part though, no. She wouldn't end up doing the same shit Peggy did

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jun 2021 20:24:31 No.124059972 Report

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>Bobby works part-time at Strickland because Hank demanded he get a job. Still yearns to be a prop comic and spends his weekends going to open-mic in Arlen. Lives at home.
>Connie gives up her aspirations and falls into a cushy job as a highschool teacher. Not satisfied with her life, but does nothing about it.
>Joseph looks exactly like John Redcorn, but dresses and acts like Dale. He also exterminates bugs.

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jun 2021 20:25:07 No.124059980 Report

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>>124059899
Cotton apparently joined the army by Bobby’s age so no, clearly their 13 year old selves are different

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jun 2021 20:25:11 No.124059983 Report

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>>124059972
>Joseph looks exactly like John Redcorn, but dresses and acts like Dale. He also exterminates bugs
Shit, I need a Drawfag to get on this

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jun 2021 20:28:59 No.124060036 Report

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>>124059980
Cotton was at the military academy when he was Bobby's age. He was born in the late 20s, so he was a grown man when he got his shins blowed off by a Japan-man's machine gun.

I'm also pretty sure it's canon that he and Hank had the same general build as Bobby at that age.

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jun 2021 20:30:27 No.124060058 Report

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>>124060036
Pretty sure Hank and Cotton didn’t spend all their time watching tv and eating fruit pies

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jun 2021 20:32:17 No.124060087 Report

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>>124059980
It's been established that Bobby's a late bloomer. I've known kids who were midgets through most of their childhoods but sprouted like weeds towards the end of high school. I don't really buy Bobby as a manlet.

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jun 2021 20:36:18 No.124060171 Report

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>>124060087
Bobby is already 14 by the end, and apparently he already had his growth spurt

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jun 2021 20:46:52 No.124060337 Report

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>>124059972
Basing this on the people I know from similar situations as the kids in KotH
>Joseph plays college ball but gets injured his rookie season in the pros. He does move back to Arlen but he's more of a "hometown hero" and uses his pro ball money to pay off the Gribble household in full and lives elsewhere in Arlen with his long-term girlfriend, helping Dale because it's fun and not because he needs the money.
>Bobby isn't quite sure what he wants to do and falls into the Undecided Trap in college after the performing arts doesn't interest him as much as he thought it would. He takes interest in the culinary side of his hobbies and synthesizes them into basically You Suck At Cooking in his college days, then springboards that success into general Youtube success.
>Connie gets a job at Texas Instruments to stay close to her parents and is engaged to a white guy, much to Minh's amusement and Khan's dismay.

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jun 2021 21:35:25 No.124061195 Report

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>>124056625
Bobby probably gets a well paying job, not because he’s actually good at the job, but because his charisma leads to higher ups liking his company. His life is the reality that Hank’s concept of hard work and meritocracy isn’t.

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jun 2021 22:26:43 No.124062175 Report

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>>124056625
Kinda looks like off brand Megas XLR

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jun 2021 22:27:34 No.124062189 Report

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>>124056625
i like to think he'd wear glasses, both his parents did
and joseph would shave the shitty pube stache and instead grow out a sick long braid

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jun 2021 22:29:49 No.124062226 Report

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Does Joseph ever figure out the big lie, or does he wind up thinking just like Dale

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jun 2021 22:34:19 No.124062299 Report

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>>124059954
bobby because i like the idea of him telling his friends all the shit that happened when he was a kid and being encouraged to start posting it, and it gains enough popularity to be picked up like that "shit my dad says" that was on twitter years ago then became a tv show
connie because i just went with the first easy idea to get her back to arlen

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jun 2021 22:35:01 No.124062311 Report

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Bobby has a decent sized safe of long guns, mostly. Being such a natural shot, he shoots long distance bullseye as a hobby and occasionally at competition, which is how he funds his hobby.
Owns a rifle worth more than Hank's truck.
He named it Ladybird.

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jun 2021 22:38:47 No.124062366 Report

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>>124062226
Joseph would only find out if he went to college. He wouldn’t get into college.

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jun 2021 22:43:38 No.124062446 Report

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>>124060337
Based post for plausibility.

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jun 2021 22:46:00 No.124062472 Report

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>>124056625
He grew up to be a Texas state senator.

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jun 2021 22:46:24 No.124062475 Report

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>>124056854
gay and based*

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jun 2021 22:52:01 No.124062561 Report

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>>124062299
>it gains enough popularity to be picked up like that "shit my dad says" that was on twitter years ago then became a tv show
"So when I was a kid I tried doing ventriloquism for a while, and I even got to use the original Chip Block ventriloquist dummy. My dad didn't like it at first, but when I made Chip super knowledgeable about sports he'd have me bring Chip everywhere."

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jun 2021 22:59:26 No.124062670 Report

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>>124056625
Bobby takes up wrestling again in High School, this leads to a college scholarship, between his wrestling talent and his natural charisma and comedic timing Bobby gets scouted by a major Professional Wrestling Promotion shortly after graduating college and is now one of their top performers

also he and Connie got back together sometime early in High School and have been together ever since, probably getting married sometime in their early 20's she's even more of a MILF than Mihn was

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jun 2021 23:01:41 No.124062709 Report

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>>124057162

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jun 2021 23:02:09 No.124062713 Report

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>>124062709
Should have been Tom Anderson

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jun 2021 23:04:28 No.124062751 Report

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>>124062709
https://youtu.be/daWhsyMU_k4

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jun 2021 23:08:07 No.124062823 Report

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>>124062709
I think it's funny him handing the flag over one handed, pinched between his thumb and palm like, "here's you shit."

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Anonymous Mon 28 Jun 2021 00:00:34 No.124063754 Report

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>>124062709
Made me tear up

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Anonymous Mon 28 Jun 2021 01:39:02 No.124065478 Report

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>>124056625
balls deep in Drew while he's balls deep in Connie

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Anonymous Mon 28 Jun 2021 01:47:52 No.124065648 Report

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>>124062709
>>124057162

I literally found out about Invincible through King of the Hill because I thought it was a gag spin off comic like Radio Active man.

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