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>*BOOM*
>ohshitnigga.jpg
>the building you're walking past on your way to your new qt blonde gf's apartment fucking explodes
>the world goes black, and you feel weightless
>"I must be dead"
>then the bright light
>but it's just the sun
>and you're alive
>"WHAT THE FUCK"
>"uhm"
>HOLYFUCKIT'SSUPERGIRL
>she lands you both on a nearby rooftop and immediately begins fussing over you
>"Oh my God! Anon, are you alright? I barely had time to save you before that explosion? I was so worried, are you sure you're ok? Nothing broken? Let me see if there's any internal bleeding, or-"
>"ALRIGHT I'M FINE-wait, how did you know my name"?
>"uhm... just a guess"
>it's your mousey, dorky, awkward gf
>noshitsherlock
>"Kara?"
>"Damn stupid, stupid... Anon, I'm so sorry, I didn't want you to find out like this, I wanted to tell you before, but I never got the chance ANDIDIDNTWANTYOUTOBEINDANGER-"
>"Hey, you wanna make out?"