>>123799228This guy. Right. Fucking. Here. Just imagine all the shit he could do. No, don't you scroll down; Superman could be the most kinkiest motherfucker in the DCU if he wanted to! He could see thru Lois' panties at work with his X-ray vision as he activates the wireless vibrator in her damn cooch. Hell, why use a vibrator at all? Motherfucker could just super speed his fingers to flick her clit into a Mexican jumping bean and muffle her cries with his hand over her mouth. Oh, what about bondage? Motherfucker, Superman knows a fucking lot about being in traps. He could wrap Louis Lane up in titanium as he goes hog-fuckin'-wild on that ass. Wanna get some pain play in on that, bitch? Bam! Superman ties her ass up to the bedposts with steel chains, super-sonic thrusting into her while using low-level heat-vision on her tummy in lieu of hot candle wax. Fucker could even brand her with the House of El symbol on her ass if he wanted to. Not crazy enough for you? Still not fucking wild enough yet??? Well fuck, Superman can just strap Lois's naked, quivering, mess of a body at this point on to him, her legs wrapped around his hips, his shaft of fucking steel up inside her vagoo-goo as he shoots up into the sky at mach speed like a god damn rocket-ship and just let his dick go further and further into her as her face blows like a dog's looking out the car window.
Even roleplay is fucking batshit crazy, I bet. He could role-play as any man he wanted to. "Oh, what's that Lois? You wanna be Catwoman tonight? Oh, well, gee, let me just slip on this mask here Bruce gave me...get in the bed already? Lois, this isn't a bed...It's ??n op??r??ting t??bl??. And I'm th?? surg??on." And he could all of this AND MORE in one night. How the FUCK do you even move on to another man after him!?!?!?
