Leia, did i ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? He was your mother's exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age.
He had the tightest body and the perkiest little butt in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems.
Anakin and I used to straddle him at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars and once in a while we'd have the whole 501st run a rodeo over him, part of official Jedi "training" of course.
In time, he learned how to handle a vibroblade better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. He wore short shorts every day so we told him there were no boxers in space, and since he was constantly doing acrobatics you'd get a glimpse of his orange sausage mid flight as he'd do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half.
It was surreal.
We taught him to grip his weapon backwards like a dildo and he constantly got captured by Nightsisters, and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Leia, you have no idea.
And he was a good friend.