Gentlemen, we stand on the eve of yet another April 1st. I don’t need to tell you that the last twelve months have been filled with difficulty seldom seen, and many posters who would have otherwise joined us on this most joyous of shitposting occasions are unfortunately absent.
Perhaps you knew one. More than likely you didn’t, hidden behind the veil of anonymity as most of us are. Perhaps they were a celebrated content creator here, or perhaps they made a post that made you laugh a few years ago. Whatever the situation, whoever they were or however they impacted the site, they were a human life, a companion tragically taken.
Please, give an F for all those from last year’s April Fools who didn’t make it to see this one. And when you partake in whatever festivities the authority has lined up for tomorrow, put that extra bit of effort into making your post outstanding, for them.