>>121729526Chris Chan is fun, he's like a cartoon character that's stepped into the real world. He's fat, he's disgusting, he's weak, he's lazy, he's petty, he's stupid, he's immature yet he thinks he's a handsome, intelligent, artistic, powerhouse of a man who's going to conquer the world and no amount of reality is going to stop him.
Dobson is no fun, he's more like a character from a dark psychological thriller. He's thoroughly mediocre, he has no particular ambitions, yet he thinks he's better then the average human in a boring, mundane, passive-aggressive way.
Chris Chan is like one of those inflatable clowns, no matter how hard you punch him, he'll bounce back up in an amusing manner with a smile on his face. The Dobmiester General is more like a rusty old furnace, he makes an annoying sound, if you hit him, he'll make a slightly different annoying sound, but he'll never do anything truly entertaining.
