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Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 15:23:11 2021 No.121652678 View Reply Original Report

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>Stop, my invincible Martian wife (male).

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 15:24:44 No.121652706 Report

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>>121652678
>wife's a male alien
>son's a male alien
now we know why he stopped Clark

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 15:31:26 No.121652838 Report

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>>121652678
wut?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 15:33:41 No.121652890 Report

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>>121652838
Martha and Black General were martian manhunter the whole time

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 15:35:40 No.121652937 Report

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>>121652890
At the same time? How?

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Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 15:35:48 No.121652943 Report

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>>121652678

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Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 15:36:43 No.121652954 Report

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>>121652890
What the fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 15:37:15 No.121652964 Report

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>"Save... Martha..."
>"M-Martha?"
>"What? No, you retard, I meant Martian. Save the Martian!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 15:37:15 No.121652965 Report

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>>121652937
they were never at the same place at the same time

snyder's been planning this reveal for a while

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 15:37:43 No.121652976 Report

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>>121652965
hack shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 16:37:45 No.121654220 Report

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>>121652890
Snyder is unironically insane

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 16:44:24 No.121654377 Report

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>>121654220
In a bad and hack/fraud way

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 16:49:23 No.121654491 Report

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>tfw no Martian wife (male)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 17:00:06 No.121654716 Report

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Isn't this why the internet wanted to raid Area 51

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 17:05:25 No.121654835 Report

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>>121652678
>couldn’t keep on living with a shape shifting demon looking alien that rapes his ass every night with his green mutant cock

No wonder he embraced death

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 17:09:29 No.121654928 Report

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>>121652678
>>121652890
You're lying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 17:10:12 No.121654948 Report

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>>121654835
>rape
That may be what Jonathan's slutty bussy would have you believe, but it's not true.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 17:11:45 No.121654986 Report

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>>121654835
Nah he was definitely pounding Martha Manhunter's bussy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 17:11:46 No.121654987 Report

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>>121654928
Am I? You don't know, the clues are all there throughout the last two movies, and there's never going to be a sequel to contradict me and my brilliant theory I just made up

Face it Martha Manhunter is canon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 17:13:01 No.121655016 Report

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>>121652964
>save Martha Manhunter
>Snyder: HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT NAME

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 17:17:30 No.121655113 Report

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>>121654835
You know, this actually makes his death less moronic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 17:19:21 No.121655154 Report

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>>121654835
>stuck it out anyway until his son went off to college then took the first out he saw

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 17:27:38 No.121655310 Report

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is this really true lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 17:30:44 No.121655378 Report

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>>121652678
>>121654835
>having a shapeshifting cockslave.
>bad
How gay can you be?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 17:30:46 No.121655380 Report

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>>121652890
>>121652890
i refuse to believe it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 17:33:03 No.121655420 Report

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>>121655378
Nigga you're the slave in this situation, he'll shapeshift into a buff dude and proceed to rape the everloving shit out of you

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 17:34:38 No.121655456 Report

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>>121652678
DID YOU SAY MARTHIAN?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 17:35:41 No.121655475 Report

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>>121652937
Yes

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Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 17:36:34 No.121655492 Report

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>>121655310
>>121655380
I Kneel, Snyder-Sama!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 17:38:01 No.121655528 Report

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>>121652678
Not sure if this is a "This movie is superior to everything" thread. Because it's retarded, but DCtards love that shit.

Somehow. I thought they are conservative Bat-fascism-boner neckbeards, so why do they love Martian faggotry now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 17:38:24 No.121655539 Report

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would you be gay if you had to date a martian (male) but he transformed into the hottest 10/10 woman of all time during sex?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 17:38:29 No.121655541 Report

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>>121654835
Now that explains everything, he needed an out and nature gave it to him.
It also explains why he was such a downer

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 17:39:47 No.121655569 Report

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>>121655492
Is that all? She could be another martian, she could be a robot, or a parademon spy, clone or be posessed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 17:39:55 No.121655574 Report

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>>121652965
>snyder's been planning this reveal for a while
Bullshit. Black General said that he didn't even know he was playing him

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 17:41:03 No.121655597 Report

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>>121655420
No way. Martha's a total bottom.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 17:41:05 No.121655598 Report

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>>121655574
The actor not knowing doesn't mean that Snyder didn't plan it out while he was coked out of his mind

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 17:41:41 No.121655612 Report

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>>121655569
Anon, she transforms into MM

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 17:42:28 No.121655634 Report

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>>121655612
Oh ok, I guess Martian Martha is a thing now

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 17:43:37 No.121655656 Report

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>>121655634
Martha Manhunter has more of a ring to it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 17:43:51 No.121655669 Report

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>>121652890
>the whole time
How do we know how long J'onn was posing as Martha?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 17:48:55 No.121655769 Report

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>>121655669
Since they met as childhood friends supposedly, he killed the real Martha as a girl so he could have Pa Kent all to himself

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 17:50:56 No.121655802 Report

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>>121655569
She turns into martian manhunter and then into black general

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 17:54:33 No.121655878 Report

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>>121655802
>fucking your wife in bed when she transforms into a black general and flips you over

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 17:56:33 No.121655925 Report

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>>121655769
H-hot...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 17:58:52 No.121655964 Report

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>>121655878
>The bisexual dream life.

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Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 18:03:21 No.121656049 Report

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hold the fuck up
does this mean Martha was actually Martian Manhunter the whole time?

because that's fucking stupid

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 18:06:12 No.121656098 Report

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>>121656049
Plot twist, he was actually both Marthas.
>Fake death from a robbery as part of keikaku to make Bruce become Batman
>Morph into Martha Kent and raise Clark to become Superman
Creating the Justice League was the ultimate long con.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 18:06:38 No.121656107 Report

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>>121656049
>because that's fucking stupid
First time dealing with Snyder?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 18:09:08 No.121656152 Report

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>>121655378
Fucking a trans still makes you a faggot, faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 18:09:38 No.121656166 Report

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>>121656152
Shapeshifting is not the same as a transexual you fucking plebian

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 18:11:26 No.121656191 Report

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>>121656049
I haven't seen the film, but it might MIGHT be that MM became Martha to encourage Lois at that particular moment.
Though I will be very disappointed if that really is the case.

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Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 18:12:22 No.121656207 Report

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>>121656049
NONONO it's absolutely ingenius! Look at the Tomatometer!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 18:15:36 No.121656265 Report

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I give them that, Disney didn't have the balls yet to add such faggotry to their movies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 18:20:51 No.121656390 Report

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>>121652965
BRAVO SNYDER I LOVE YOU

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 18:27:39 No.121656524 Report

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>>121652965
We will see that in the Justice League Snyder Cut Directors Cut Cut where missing explanations get CGId in. 10/10 best movies.

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Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 18:30:44 No.121656593 Report

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>>121652678
Didn't the screenwriter call Martian Manhunter fans virgins or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 18:32:16 No.121656625 Report

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>>121655539
No. And you're being transformic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 18:34:18 No.121656669 Report

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>>121656152
>shapeshifting is the same as transfaggotry

You're a no imagination faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 18:37:17 No.121656725 Report

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>>121656593
Is he wrong?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 18:37:44 No.121656738 Report

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>>121652678
He was obviously just imitating Martha for that one (pointless) scene Marvelcuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 18:38:31 No.121656759 Report

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>>121655456
>MARTHIAN
This word is more difficult to say out lout than I thought it would be.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 18:40:01 No.121656794 Report

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>>121656593
David Goyer, I think. Somehow he missed that a whole generation grew up knowing him from the cartoon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 18:41:26 No.121656826 Report

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Is this spawns Marthian posting, it will be all worth it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 18:42:37 No.121656856 Report

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>>121652678
Wasn't it a temporary disguise?

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Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 18:52:46 No.121657076 Report

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it just gets worse and more stupid. snyder is an ugly stain upon these beloved characters

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 18:58:10 No.121657198 Report

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>>121656593
No, that was Goyer, not Terrio

>>121656725
Capeshit culture is extended and having sex ONCE is fairly easy

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 18:58:51 No.121657212 Report

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>>121655656
Not the ring you think it has, unless you mean exactly what the name implies

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 18:59:22 No.121657229 Report

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>>121657076
Yeah, I'm sure that was the movie which made your life miserable and not the fact that you are a waste of space

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