>>121205281When fat boomers waddled into the unlocked unguarded state capital, wandered in a circle throwing water bottles around, stealing AOC's shoes for jerking off in, hit a cop with a fire extinguisher, one morbidly obese cop who saw what was happening had a fatal heart attack, another morbidly obese cop shot a lady in the head, and then everybody just kind of meandered back home.
It was really gay, really anticlimactic, and despite several deaths just barely an "attack" really.